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2012

21

Jun

Stacy Keibler is Ripped of the Day

There are too many fat chicks in the world. They complain. They pretend they try to eat well. They pretend they eat well as they suck down a 1000 calorie frozen coffee drink. But the truth is that they just aren’t fucking committed to the cause. They are fakes, they are lies, they live in chubby untoned fantasy land…they are weak, they are excuse makers, they are disappointments to the urban landscape…they fucking suck….

But every once in a while a ripped body like Stacy Keibler comes around to remind us that not every bitch is a slacker slob excuse maker, and some are in fact into looking good…

I guess that’s why she fucks Clooney….and your fat ass doesn’t…fatty.

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2012

21

Jun

Julianne Hough in a Weird Upskirt of the Day

(picuture removed at request of paparazzi)

Julianne Hough was caught on set of some shitty movie she’s managed to get cast in, probably thanks to being the front for Ryan Seacrest’s homosexuality by pretnding to be his girlfriend…..having a bit of an upskirt…

I don’t entirely consider it an upskirt when the bitch is wearing spanx…they lopok lke fucking bike shorts…if anything it’s a fucking disgrace and disappointment…because she’s a professional dancer and the last bitch who should be in SPANX…..

It discounts her booty as she runs, it ruins everyhting….not that she didn’t already do a good enough job of that on her own, I mean any pro dancer who isn’t a stripper who never was but should of been who has made it as a pro dancer….pisses me off before she even started….cuz a stripper lost to the mainstream is a tragedy for the community…right?


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2012

21

Jun

Tamara Ecclestone in a Bikini Top Showing Implants Hiding Ass of the Day

Billionaire pussy is alright if you can get past the whole high maintenance spoiled brat, ridiculousness of the whole thing…I mean it is far easier to please a poor chick who gets excited when you buy her a chocolate bar, while billionaire pussy isn’t phased by much….but if you find yourself solid damaged and tormented billionaire pussy who wants to take you along for the ride of your life with their daddy’s money…why not go for it, K-Fed that shit and ride it out like it was the family jet, cuz you know what, rich or not, girls are all fucking crazy…

So here is spoiled as fuck Tamara Ecclestone, her daddy owns the Grand Prix, in a bikini top, showing her fake tits, and hiding her dumpy ass cuz she didn’t have time for LIPO this week….and hitting the gym is too much work for someone who has never worked a day in her life…


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2012

21

Jun

Gisele Bundchen in Lingerie for Her Own Lingerie Company of the Day

Gisele Bundchen got fired from Victoria’s Secret for a possible scandal I made up to make her story more interesting, you know that she was born a man and that it was gonna hit when the whole pregnancy happened and doctors were interviewed, because it was around that time Victoria’s Secret cut ties with her, making me think that was the only possible reason….born with a cock..

Well she’s gone on to do her own lingerie line and these are some of the pics of her looking hotter than ever…I guess the pregnancy gave her needed hormones to help her finally choose her gender…


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Posted in:Gisele Bundchen|Photos

2012

21

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I was having horrible nightmares all night. I am not sure if it was the booze, my brain trauma, the fact my wife smells like a corpse, or the OCTOMOM moan, but I know I barely slept….thinking of muppet faces, with rocking tits, and vaginas built like school buses….what a mess….I usually don’t get affected by gore with 15 years of desensitizing on the net…but Octomom broke down that barrier….

Here are some morning links…

75 Year Old Body Building Grandma WTF – VIDEO
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Some Sexy Sports Wives and Girlfriends You Should Probably Follow On Twitter
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Free Cam Show. Good Morning to You All
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Mrs Doubtfire Recut HAhahhaa Amazing – VIDEO
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ABC VERSUS CBS – Bitch Fight to End All Bitch Fight – MUST READ
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Paula LaBaredas Puts Her But Next to Everything in Her House
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Cute Amateur With Big Titties
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Gallery: The 15 Funniest Mitt Romney Memes
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2012

21

Jun

Octomom’s Longer Masturbation Video Leak of the Day

In an unfortunate series of events….Octomom has officially become a pornstar….

We’ve seen her in the tabloids, we’ve heard her say she’d never pose nude for Playboy, she even turned down offers….but then her plan failed, she didn’t get her show, she didn’t become famous, and now she’s doing porn for the higest bidder and we get to see what that comical clown pussy actually looks like…..I didn’t watch the whole video – I turned it off with her horrible moans….but assume there’s pussy in this…..it is just that the whole thing is scary and the fact it turns you on, scarier….

I’m glad I am drunk…..and that she’s got great tits….cuz otherwise this would be a disaster….I mean except for the “interview part”…I mean it is not porn without an interview with a bitch about her sexuality right?

I like that she said doing the porn was the best experience other than having her kids…..some amazing fucked up kids in the near future….but not as much as how happy she was that she got a free spray tan….best 30 dollar gift she’s ever got since secret santa at the office when she had a fucking job…what a joke…..like her vagina probably is…..


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Here she is on a Sybian for Stern….America’s Got Talent’s biggest pussy…


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Posted in:NSFW|Octomom

2012

20

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

The internet made’s me soft….there was a time I’d be outside looking at whores, fucking with whores, fucking whores….but instead I just message them on facebook, they ignore me, so I jerk off to their vacation pics, and we leave it at that…..I move onto the next one in a perpetual circle of life I never need to leave my house to run laps in….Pathetic to some…pretty convenient for others….I’m drunk….Here are the stepLINKS…..

Angelina Jolie in her Natural Child Stealing Form
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Lookin Good Sweethearts Are Actually Looking Good of the Day
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How Not To Demonstrate Martial Arts
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The Creepiest Sports Fans
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Twilight New Trailer for the Virgins
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Lindsay Lohan Cause That Car Accident? Get Right Out of Town
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How Not to Use Martial Arts
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Gallery: 25 Actresses We’d Like To Spend The Apocalypse With
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Paula Labaredas’s Sweet Soccer Booty
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Justin Bieber Should Just Go Ahead And Get Implants
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Hot Schoolgirl Lapdance Leaves Guy Hurting
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I’d Like to Be All Over Nikki Jackson
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Well Hey Free Cam Shows
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Cute 18 Year Old Fucks Herself
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25 Creepiest Sports Fans Ever
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Bianca Beauchamp in Latex Video
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Emma Thompson is Topless
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They Must Be Out of Toilet Paper
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Miley Cyrus in Her Panties on the Set
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Johnny & Vanessa: Officially Done
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Flower Power Style Showdown: Keira Knightley Vs. Dianna Agron (POLL)
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Halle Berry is Probably Gonna Have That Gabriel Aubry Dude Killed
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Alec Baldwin Crazy Watch
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day
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Cunty Horse Kicks a Ferrari
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I’d Like to Punch This Little Rasist Shit Head in the Face – VIDEO
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Check Out This Naked Hottie, You’ll Be Glad You Did
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This Slut is Masterbating in the Woods
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Violent 70’s Roller Rink Cult Orgy Music Video is Right Up my Alley
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Hey There Fashion Hottie
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Guess Who is Hollywood’s Highest Paid Actress?
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She’s Taking Her Tit Out – VIDEO
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Olivia Wilde Hotness
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Amazing SubWoofer
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Beyonce Bought Jay-Z a Private Jet
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Miley Cyrus Tits And Underwear Candid Slutty Pics
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Lisa Rinna Is Probably Pretty Good In Bed
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Sofia Vergara Shows Off Her Blowjob Technique
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Ashley Tisdale Is A Whore
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I’m Afraid I Won’t Get Laid
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Gary Oldman Does an NBA PSA
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The Gayest Kid Ever
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Anne Hathaway Hot in Les Mis
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Sabine Jemeljanova’s Big Stupid Tits
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Lucy Pinder’s Rocking Tits with an Audi
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Rachelle Lefevre in Elle
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Katie Leclerc Strapless
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Grace Potter In Her Place for Esquire
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Helen Mena Bikini Ass in SoHo Magazine
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LeAnn Rimes Hot in White Shorts
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Zoo Magazine Sluts in Bikinis
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Asian Porn Compilation in Memory of TheSnake
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Random Porn Clips
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There is one reason I like the Internet…..Pussy….Willing To Be Watched
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2012

20

Jun

Doutzen Kroes’ Hot Mom Ass in Her Bikini of the Day

(picuture removed at request of paparazzi)

Supermodel and United Nations Uterus DOUTZEN KROES was spotted in her bikini on the beach like this was a Victoria’s Secret shoot, but it was in fact just a paparazzi shoot, and she was just doing what she does for work for free, because she was on vacation, and sure her career is essentially a fucking vacation, no make-up people were there to make her look better, but she looked good enough, if you can get over the fact that she married a black dude and let him cum inside her only to have his baby like so many white girls in line at Walmart before her…

That’s all I have to say about that…..


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Posted in:Doutzen Kroes|Photos

2012

20

Jun

Genvieve Morton In a Bikini With Rockin’ Tits for SI of the Day

I am on the Genvieve Morton kick right now…..you see after FHM South Africa…the most reputable publication in South Africa announced he was the hottest bitch in South Africa, I had to hit the internet and dig up this video of her in her bikini, showcasing all her big tits had to offer, for SI, that may have just dropped, but could have also been released months ago, none of which really matters, because before today’s announcement that shee is the hottest shit in South Africa, she didn’t matter….or maybe she did…I just didn’t pay attention….cuz I never pay attention….

Posted in:Genvieve Morton|Videos

2012

20

Jun

Lana Del Lips Boring Over Produced Upskirt in Concert of the Day


Lana Del Rey may be a scam, or at least a disappointment, you know when you discovered that that soulful sound that came out of her was just a marketing hook made in a lab or studio by someone who was paid a lot of money by Lana Del Rey’s dad to keep Lana Del Rey out of trouble….you know when she wasn’t too busy getting lip injections…..cuz I know the second I saw her perform live – I questioned why I played her video on repeat so many times while cried myself to sleep asking myself why my heart doesn’t bleed…..

I once said, it’s all commercial all the time with this slag, but as a pervert, I dont’ care about authenticity or her music, I just care about hot chicks on stage in skirts, or even any chick on stage in skirts, or even anyone who isn’t my wife on stage in skirts, so I can look up and see what they really have to offer, so Lana Del Rey, joke or not, clown or not, viral video sensation or not, is a fucking star to me…because she has a vagina I anticipate seeing more of…even if just to see first hand whether she jacks it up like she does with the lips on her face….


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