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2012

17

May

Sara Underwood Tight Jeans for Twitter of the Day

When Sara Underwood first hit the scene and her name was Sara Jean Underwood….she was naked….

She has since evolved into posting pics of herself in jeans….like it fucking matters….because she’s on TV and only has to partially whore herself out to be competitive and relevant to the 12 virgins who watch her shitty show to begin with…..

It is a real fucking tragedy to see a stripper turn legit….and it’s a real fucking tragedy to see a whore scale down her whore in efforts to penetrate the mainstream instead of turning to porn like she was destined to…..

But I’d still fuck her and stare at her without her even being in the room…I’m talent like that.

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2012

17

May

Carolyn Murphy is Hot Bodied in Vogue Germany of the Day

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My favorite thing about this Carloyn Murphy model is THAT SHE HAS A SEX TAPE . She took that willingness to get naked for fashion to the next level and decided to star in her own porn, something all girls should do, ugly or not, I wanna see them fuck everyday….

My second favroite thing about this Carolyn Murphy model is THAT SHE HAS A SEX TAPE . What? I can like the same thing twice?!

My third favorite thing about this Carolyn Murphy Model….is that she’s got an amazing body…probably a big part of why she’s a fucking model…. THAT HAS A SEX TAPE .

Did I mention SHE HAS A SEX TAPE .

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2012

17

May

Michea Crawford For Treats of the Day

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Michea Crawford, someone who has spent some time in Montreal and who is friends with people I know, but who has never done much more than give me dirty looks at parties, before she moved to NYC to travel the world as an international model, willing to show her titties for the artistic integrity of showing titties…and the fact is, I think she’s great…

Most people like to hate on local success, while I like to stare at their tits.

source TREATS!

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2012

17

May

J.Lo in a Bikini for Vogue of the Day

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J.Lo doesn’t realize that she’s old. She has it in her head that she’s still got it going on. I blame all the positive reinforcement her staff give her everyday….coupled with photoshop and lighting…that makes her feel like she’s the fucking best thing in the world and deserves to be seen by the masses….when in reality she’s in her 40s and a mom of twins….it is like bitch has made enough money in this game….can’t she make some room for the up and comers…you know retire gracefully….you know stop acting like she’s 20 and a popstar….you know not believing what her 20 year old boyfriend trying to K-Fed her and who was gay before getting with her says about how good she looks naked….even if I don’t mind looking at her naked….because I’m a sick fuck, don’t use me and a gaughe of what should and shouldn’t strip….use logic…and facts….and fact is….this bitch’s time is done like Donna Summer….what too soon?

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2012

17

May

Miley Cyrus has a Young Tight Body of the Day

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Miley Cyrus has a young tight body….something I have been seeing everywhere lately…thanks to girls getting ready for summer and dressing the fucking part…more open minded to short shorts and no bras….making every man a sex offender just leaving his fucking house….and I think it has something to do with the hormones in the foot…I have this theory that the hormones in the food affects the development of vaginas and sex drive…you know altering bitches to be busty, meaty pussy cunts, who wanna fuck and dress half naked….because all the meaty pussy I’ve seen in my life has been born after 1988…..around the same time food was being made in labs….and I’ve decided to go on a personal quest to study this…with no scientific background…but a labia measuring dream…in hand…I vow to try to reach a solid sample of girls to prove my theory to be truth….it is an exciting journey and I am glad to be taking it….

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2012

17

May

Sofia Vergara’s Pants are Unbuttoned of the Day

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Sofia Vergara was caught with her pants unbuttoned, which was probably not a first for her, you know provided the fact that she was a single teen mom from Colombia who is now a huge fucking star, something that never happens…it is like winning the lottery….and I don’ care how big her tits are…the right people were fucked along the way…there is no question of that in my mind…

The only unfortunate thing about this is that I can’t see any of her battle wounds from her journey to the top….I can’t even see her bush poking out…and that disappoints me….cuz whore I approve of or not…I like seeing genitals…or the decorative elements that come with them.

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2012

17

May

Angela Simmons Thickness in a Bikini of the Day

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Angela Simmons is some spoiled cunt who has a rich dad from Run DMC and an ever richer, despite his adult lisp, that he wouldn’t let get in the way of success, uncle named Russel Simmons….

Meaning she was pretty much born and raised into a white suburb, had the opportunity to really make something of herself, you know become a doctor or a lawyer who represents poor black folks from inter-city neighborhoods who needs someone like her to help them, but instead decides to spend every chance possible at the Miami House in her bikini….

I’ll never get spoiled brats, so much opportunity but always end up wastes of space….like me….only I don’t have any money and prostituted myself to an obese woman for free room and bored….but lazy and useless none the less…leading me to think we’d be perfect for each other…I don’t mind faT with money….and who really cares what she wants cuz she’s got everything…

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2012

17

May

Amy Childs Red Carpet Outfit of the Day

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Amy Childs is some trash from the UK who makes being Trash work for her because in the UK it seems like people are hooked on the tabloid sluts with big fake tits who would have been destined to be strippers in other normal countries…because I guess the UK is so uppity in behavior that they need the outrageous to entertain them….or maybe I am wrong about the UK and they are in fact all blue collar poverty cases and this kind of trailer park shit are their peers they like to support….and really who fucking cares….because bitch is some big stupid tits, launching a product called Vajazzle we can all laugh at, but that will sell more than anything we’d try to sell, and she showed up in a see through dress with strategic sparkles from the sex shop, a publicity stunt that worked….having a pussy makes marketing so easy.

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2012

17

May

Sophie Vlaming TItties for Maison Scotch of the Day

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Sophie Vlaming is some hot Dutch 24 year old – who didn’t have to work in a Red Light District fucking tourists or students from North America on their summer back packing trips…she didn’t have to work in the wind mills or spend her days crafting wooden shoes….she didn’t have to work in the Tulip fields….or doing whatever the fuck it is Dutch people do….because she was hot enough, tall enough, skinny enough, to get a modeling contract that lead to showing her titties to the world….instead of to just one or a handful of unappreciative asshole like most girls….making her a hero amongst women…something you should all aspire to be…according to me…

And here is her tit in a mesh top.

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2012

17

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I was just walking behind this girl in tight short shorts and I was watching her ass, if anything, it was keeping me motivated to not take a break or pass out from being obese and unable to stand let alone walk….

When I finally caught up to her, pretty much about to pass out or puke, asthmatic coughing and feeling my heart in my neck, not due to love but a high fat and high sodium diet…..

I saw that she had DD tits…but more importantly I saw that she was probably 15 years old….

Making me feel like a pervert, but wondering if Hormones in the food would stand in court, I mean if we could prove her DNA was that of an 18 year old before corporations starting fucking with what we eat due to government subsidy and lobbiest….would I be left off had I accidentally had sex with her….

I’m gonna go with Yes….

Here are the morning links….

Darth Vader X MC Hammer – VIDEO
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The 2012 Sports Wives and Girlfriends Awards
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Free Cam Shows Because We’ve Almost Made It Through the Week
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LOL Car Video of the Day
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John Waters is Hitchhiking Across America Because He is Awesome
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I’d Like to Be All Over Tiffani
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There’s Probably a Kourtney Kardashian Sex Tape
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This Hottie Needs a Machine to Get Herself Off – VIDEO
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10 Movie Cop Teams Who Could Have Benefited from Couples Therapy
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