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2012

11

May

Courtney Stodden in a Sleazy Dress of the Day

Courtney Stodden is probbaly the worst thing the tabloids are picking up on….I hate that she gets attention…

Not because I hate hooker looking trash in sex store gear screaming for attention…but because I hate them when they start getting the attention…..

She’s talentless, uninteresting, not even hot, and more importantly not a day under 30….

It is almost like watching a high school play….sure I’d fuck them all, but I sure as hell wouldn’t finance their Broadway production….

I’ll look on and debate how good the head would be but I would keep it local….something that unfortunately didn’t happen for this trash….she should be the small town hooker….not in LA getting noticed….

She should be a friendster profile….or a myspace profile, you know like it was still 2001 and she was in her first year of college….and not whatever she’s become…

I mean even Tila Tequila had more substance than this lie who hasn’t even done a sex tape or Playboy yet….but she’s got the implants and hard face for the shit…making it only a matter of time…even though it should have been her start….

Who cares….


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2012

11

May

Lady Gaga Taped Titty of the Day

Lady Gaga taped her nipple….and no one cared…..because Lady Gaga is dead….the public realizes they put too much into this ugly circus act….and it is time to part ways….cuz just cuz a bitch can sing…doesn’t mean she’s worth giving a whole lifestyle brand, you know that she pretends is her vision, when really she should be performing madonna routines for her friends and family when drunk in her aparatment and not selling out arenas….that shit should be saved for hot girls….and not monsters who call themselves monsters who relate to more people cuz gays, fat chicks and other self esteem deprived people see her as their leader….a leader I hope leads them onto a bus that drives off a fucking cliff….cuz we don’t need ugly people polluting the scenery of our lives either…..get em off the stage, off the street, out of schools and make the world a beautiful fucking place…that’s gonna be my socially conscious campaign….you know along with supporting bullying cuz it gets those people to off themselves instead of crafting a huge evil plan…that will get me in jail…

Drunkenstepfather – just doing our part.

Posted in:Lady Gaga

2012

11

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I spent the night at an art show for elementary school kids….I figured it would be a good opportunity to seduce single moms a couple days before mother’s day, a time their depression of the decision of not aborting really sets in….Needless to say…mom’s, especially poor depressed moms, aren’t all that hot…even the ones you knew were daytime strippers were weak….thank god for masturbation.

I know it isn’t morning, but that’s what drinking does to you.

Easing Into Friday with a Dubbai Airport Flash Mob – VIDEO
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Kate Upton and the Best Dancers in Sports
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Free Cam Shows. Have Some Fun
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Michelle Can Be Your Fantasy
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How NOT to Boogie Board – VIDEO
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Bristol Palin is a Fucking Idiot and I Hate Her
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This Brunette is a Squirter
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WTF Happened to Lisa From Saved by the Bell?
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Gallery: You Only Live Once
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Posted in:MHD

2012

10

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I have been trying to convince girls who email me, text me, message me on facebook to do it thru nude pics and not words….I feel if they tried to convey their message while naked in picture…my life would be better…not to mention a simple “hello” or “meet me in 10” would be far more fun for all parties involved….

Unfortunately…the girls I know are still too insecure and boring to go along with my fun…

Here are the stepLINKS

Katie Price Has Amazing Tits…I like Looking Down Her Shirt
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Courtney Stodden is 35 in a Sheer Dress
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Bristol Palin Supports Teen Pregnancy with Retard Dudes who Pose in Playboy instead of Making an Honest Woman Out of Her….but She Hates the Gays
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Some Idiot Frat Boy Gets Hit By A Bus
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25 Sexiest Track Stars!
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Intimate Moments with Jayne Mansfield – HOT EVEN THOUGH SHE IS DEAD
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Miranda Kerr Hot Photoshoot….
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Nintendo Dominos for the Virgins
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Chris Brown Thanks Rihanna For Working With Him By Calling Her A Bitch On His New Track
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Julias Dryan Pretty Much Won the Mexican Presidential Debate With Her Tits
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Sleep VERSUS Ice Cream
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Gallery: The Evolution Of The Batmobile In Comics
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Mmm Maria Menounos & Nina Dobrev
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We All Love a Little Kate Upton
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Alexandra is a Great Girl If You Ask Me
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24 Pictures Of Chicks With Jumbo Jugs
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Free Cam Shows. Have Yourself Some Funjs
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This Hottie Rubs One Out
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The 25 Sexiest Track Stars
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Aubrey O’Day Asstastic Twitter Pic
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The General List of Celebrity Don’ts
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“I Worked On Desperate Housewives For 8 Years And All I Got Was This Cheap Ass Luggage!”
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Girl Gets Caught Masterbating
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Would You Hit It? Lady in Red
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Courtney Stodden Flashes Lots of Leg & Cleavage in Mesh Minidress (PHOTOS)
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Christina Aguilera Must Be Mentally Ill, Right?
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Playboy Babe Natalina Marie Video
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Octomom on the Set of Her Porn Movie
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Vanessa Veasley for TITS
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Annalynn Mccord Without Make Up is Fucking Terrifying
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Ariel Rebel Has Some Great Self Shots
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Hello Bregje Heinen
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A Gallery of Subway Strangeness
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Soldier Killed In Afghanisthan Leaves Behind Two Wives And A Baby Mama To Scrap It Out Over His Death Benefits [Video]
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Marie McCray and Brooke Cherry Get It On
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Charley Chase gets her pussy pumped hard
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Barbie is Real, Here Are the Photos to Prove It
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Beautiful Blonde Shendelle is your Sexy Nurse
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Hey There Fashion Cutie
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Charlize Theron is a MILF That Didn’t Ruin Her Vagina
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Christina Aguilera Is Mentally Ill. Here’s Your Proof…
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Mila Jovovich Flashes Her Bare Ass In These Awesome Upskirt Pics
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Walking Dog!
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Weight Watchers Believes in their Product in a Huge Way – Literally
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Rachel Barnes is Bieber’s Video Star I Wanna Fuck
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Busty Teen Whore on a Cam
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Oh, You Know, Just Watching Porn at Mcdonalds
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This Slut Gets Balls to the Face
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Trending Turds: The week’s worst Twitter topics
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I Guess Porn Stars Aren’t Welcome At The Met
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Carmen Electra Sticks Her Big Tits In Your Face
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Boogie Board Fail
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Annalynne McCord “Au Naturale� And Has Never Looked Better.
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Suicide Forest in Japan
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Lesbian Pornstar Dita Von Teese Talks About Her Fantasy Woman
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Half Time Dunk Fail
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From the stepFORUM!!
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Kelly Rippa Tongue
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Alyson Michalka Legs
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Christie Brinkley Old and Hot at LAX
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Delta Goodrem Does a Photoshoot
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Gisele Blowing her Nose
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Kate Middleton is Long and Luxurious
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Brooklyn Decker Titties on Fallon
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Emma Roberts Hipster See Thru
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From stepSMUT!!
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Sunny Leone Porn Profile
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Classroom Sex
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Hot Underwater Amateur
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Webcam Star of the Day
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Random Porn MadamMeow Jerked Off To
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Today’s SmutMeet – Best Porn Links On the Internet
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My Kind of Girl is One WHo Gets Herself Naked
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Follow Me On FACEBOOK and TWITTER

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2012

10

May

Milla Jovovich Ass Flash of the Day

Milla Jovovich flashed her ass today….we’ve all seen this mom naked before…she was a model who was always naked before being in movies….and even in the movies SHE GETS FUCKED WHILE NAKED ….she’s not one of those shy to show her thick hipster bush and long niplles…but I guess staring at her bruised ass is entertaining enough to post….because it is as close as we’ll get to trying to get her pregnant for another time through her anus….if you know what I mean….

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2012

10

May

Rosie Jones Does a Topless 360 of the Day

This is the shit animated gifs are made of….

Rosie Jones confuses me. I don’ really know who she is, I assume she’s a UK trash can of a woman who should be a stripper but managed to get a gig in a magazine cuz she was willing to get topless….work ethich that is good enough for me.

Here she is pushing the limits of modeling, you know really getting physical….doing a 360 degree turn as the camera snaps her….

What can’t this talent do…seriously, put her in the circus.

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2012

10

May

Pornstar Sunny Leone in FHM India of the Day

Fat and dumpy….Sunny Leone is shitting on her Indian culture, kinda like she shat on her parents upbringing when she decided to go into porn….

A suprise to most people is that I fucking hate porn and pornstars, I have 3000 pornos in my house that I’ve never even opened. I am into everyday whores…it is hotter when they behave that way for free because daddy issues aren’t a bad thing…it’s just tacky when you make them your profession…..See cuz I don’t mind girls who look like pornstars….if anything I don’t mind girls who look like anything…so long as they have the vagina…and so long as they aren’t pornstars….because being a pornstar is brainless boring and they generally have shitty attitudes….false sense of celebrity…

The only girls I love who happen to be in porn are Asa Akira and Kayden Kross….because we connect on a spiritual level….

While this Sunny leone is fucking garbage….well past her prime…and now in FHM India….making moves into mainstream fame in India…because having a billion fans can be far more lucrative and rewarding than you jerking off to her yet again…..

Speaking of jerking off to her – HERE ARE SOME OF HER PORN CLIPS

If that wasn’t good enough for you…. HERE ARE SOME OF HER PORN CLIPS

Posted in:Sunny Leone

2012

10

May

Eniko Mihalik is Lovely in Numero of the Day

Eniko Mihalik has been Topless many times before ….she’s even been topless and wet in Numero before….and I thought it was time to switch it up and put up pics of her not showing her tits – you know to not objectify this Hungarian model as an object even though she’s made a career of being an object….you know to allow you to take in her all wholesome like a lady…a lady you want to cum inside if she gave you the chance….if you know what I mean.

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2012

10

May

Hot Mom Breast Feeding 3 Year Old Time Cover of the Day

This is hot and distrubing all at the same time….pretty much the story of my sex life and maturbation habits…and now the sory of a Time Magazine cover featuring a 3 year old Breast Feeding, something I’ve heard of, I’ve seen and that always fuck with my head cuz I know it’s pretty much sexual abuse at that point….when your kid can say “yo mom give your titty and let me suck that shit”…it’s usually too late in his life to be breast feeding…he’s at the stage of life where he’s gonna remember sucking his mom’s tit and that will lead to some psychological shit…all cuz mommy liked getting her titties sucked….liked her titties milk filled….liked the attnetion…her and her humilated kid are getting….”sorry guys, I can’t play today, my mom needs me to suck her tits now”…..Arrest this bitch….

Oh and lesbian hippie moms….I’m not against breast feeding or your movement…I love it and have jerked off to it…but this shit is just weird…especially since she’s kinda hot and I wanna be breast feeding her….tasting her sweet lactation….so sweet you don’t need to add sugar when you make it into ice cream….

Weird – and amazing…

Posted in:Breastfeeding

2012

10

May

Rachel Ballinger Hot and Naked in Simon Burstall’s Perfect Guide Editorial of the Day

Rachel Ballinger is some aspiring model who has been in the game since 2009 from what I saw and has not really broke through or accomplished shit..she’s just an amateur model who may have a modeling contract along with hundreds of thousands of other girls with modeling contracts who acheive nothing….so she’s decided to take her destiny in her own hands cuz working as a bartender or whatever the fuck she does to pay her rent while this modeling thing starts to roll out….and that involved showing off her hot litte body and amazing ass in some dude’s photoshoot that I love….She’s going places…but lets hope there are a few roadblocks and struggles in the way…cuz that will mean more nudity for exposure…cuz remember hot or not…there are hundreds of thousands of girls fighting for the same gigs…and that brings me hope that this isn’t the last we see of her tits…

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