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Lindsay Lohan in Burkini with a Hermaphrodite of the Day
Lindsay Lohan in Burkini with a Hermaphrodite of the Day
Britney Spears Keeps Dancing of the Day
Britney Spears Keeps Dancing of the Day
Salma Hayek’s Strong Jaw in a Bikini of the Day
Salma Hayek’s Strong Jaw in a Bikini of the Day
Sydney Sweeney Does Make-Up on the Lake of the Day
Sydney Sweeney Does Make-Up on the Lake of the Day
RFK Jr’s Wife in a Slutty Dress of the Day
RFK Jr’s Wife in a Slutty Dress of the Day

2012

26

Apr

J.Lo’s Fat ass in Gold Pants of the Day

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The thing that amazes me abou J.Lo….you know being a rational human who has no interest in 40 year old Divas who pulled off a great scam and had great timing in what I call a dark time for America…is that people still talk about her like she matters…and not just that she matters…but that she’s hot and her ass is rocking or some shit….like she’s not a 40 year old mom of twins with a bad attitude who has been given too much….

You see cuz I just assumed her only fans were the millions of latino women who were only doing it cuz they are loyal…and maybe a few black guys who like fat sloppy ass…but that’s not reality….people are into this and that fucks with my head….and needs to be stopped….there is nothing good about J.Lo…she’s all bad.

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2012

26

Apr

Adriana Lima’s Pregnant Belly Button in a Tight Dress of the Day

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The one thing worse than a pregnant lingerie model is pictures of a pregnant lingerie model….you see cuz I like my lingerie models, like Adriana Lima, best when they pretended to be millionaire virgins cuz the catholic church that brain washed them in Brazil as children insist that’s the right way…

The same catholic church that bred all the trannies exported to American tranny porn from brazil….

The same catholic church responsible for the high Aids rate in Brazil….cuz everyone’s doing anal unprotected…screwed up in the messages of the pope about virginity and contraception….

So looking at Adriana Lima’s pregnant belly button thru her dress depresses me, the end of an era round 2, even though she’ll bounce back…but her vagina will never be the same…and that is unfortunate…thank god for the new blood….

Here’s the close-up:

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2012

26

Apr

Christina Milian’s See Thru Dress of the Day

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Christina Milian is a mom who annoys me….only because I was forced to watch The Voice the other day…that’s what trying to get laid does to you…it makes you weak and challenges you in ways you’d rather no be challenged….like staring at Christina Aguilera’s fat chick tits….or trying to figure out what Christina Milian’s gig on the show is….because she is their social network expert….telling them they are trending on twittter because I guess a lot of other dudes, like me, were trying to get laid…or please the woman they stupidly married thinking things would be good….

Well she wore a see through dress, I can’t figured it out….where are her nipples, does she have nipples? Did her baby chew them off, is this a black thing, is she black, was she attacked by a crow? I hear crows have good memories and seek revenge? I just don’t know….but I do see cleavage so some effort went into this…effort I’ll recognize….

Here’s the close-up:

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2012

26

Apr

Kim Kardashian Topless Pic That Isn’t Kim Kardashian of the Day

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There’s a picture going around that has been emailed me to at leeast once today…..the claim is that it is Kim Kardashian before she got her tits done……and as I’m looking at that pic, I’m thinking there is no way that is Kim Kardashian….if anything it is just some other brown monster of a bitch, possibly an Armenian, with little shitty tits that make everyone who fuck her question their sexuality when done with her…..or worse…when waking up next to her and not remembering how you ended up in her cave…unable to see if she has a cock or not cuz she has pants on….putting you in an awkward place of “if i reach over, cock on not, it’ll wanna fuck again”……

If you want to see Kim Kardashian’s tits in 2007 – Here:

Shes a fat chick who just carries her weight in her tits and ass and pussy lip and under her SPANX, I doubt she has implants….but she is a pornstar, so it is possible, I just doubt this pic is her….

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2012

26

Apr

stepNEWS of the Day

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Here’s the stepNEWS I love more than I love you…you see cuz you complain about it, yet I still post it, asshole.

This shit is genius.

Woman Confuses Gas Pedal For Brakes, Crashes Into Dominos
A New York woman thought the gas pedal was the brake and crashed into a Domino’s store.

Girl Spills Yogurt on President Obama
A Colorado college student had a yogurt mishap with President Obama, who had a sense of humor about the whole ordeal.

Amazing College Football Front Flip Play
At a practice scrimmage Lincoln University in Missouri running back Martee Tenner takes a pass from the backfield, sizes up an oncoming defender, doing a front flip over him, and keeps running without breaking his stride.

Couple Calls 911 For Dog, Gets A Fine
A Missouri couple is in trouble today after they phoned 911 to save their dog. Randy Lakey’s Great Dane, Oreo, stood six feet four inches tall on its hind legs. When the dog collapsed all the couple could think to do was call 911 for help. Police then dropped off a summon to the couple’s home for filing a false 911 report.

Massachusetts Janitor Arrested For Recording Female In School Restroom
A janitor at a Fall River elementary school was arrested on Wednesday for allegedly using his cell phone to record a fellow female school employee using the restroom.

Student Banned From Prom For Confederate Flag Dress
A Tennessee high school student was turned away from her prom because her prom dress resembled the Confederate Flag.
http://www.redlasso.com/featured/student-banned-from-prom-for-confederate-flag-dress/

NJ Cop Arrested For Attempting To Lure Underage Girl
Steven Vigorito, a New Jersey police officer, was arrested for attempting to lure an underage girl, engaging in lewd text conversations and an attempted meeting.

“Gas Rage” Man Goes On Tirade
A man outraged at the price of gas went on a rampage over the price of fuel in Massachusetts.

Florida Woman Diagnosed With Cancer, Really Had Fuit Pit in Lungs
A Florida woman that inhaled a seed in 1984 and 28 years coughed up fruit after being misdiagnosed with cancer.

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2012

26

Apr

Minka Kelly Awesome Tits of the Day

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The biggest issue with Minka Kelly as a person is that she has herpes….Whether they dripped onto her pussy from John Mayer, Derek Jeter, or her current boyfriend Wilmer Valderama….all perverts who have fucked every dirty slut with herpes combined….from Paris Hilton to Lindsay Lohan to who the fuck cares……because with tits like this…her STDs don’t fucking matter…in fact based on the fact that we will never fuck this bitch….or even meet this bitch in our life times…her herpes don’t fucking exist…and even if I did have the chance to fuck with her….her herpes wouldn’t fucking exist….cuz my herpes would eat them….in a herpes fight to the death that would cancel out both our herpes….making us billionaires by finding a cure to the shit….no that that would happen, but pictures of her big fucking titties happened ….and that’s good enough for me.

Here is a closeup

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2012

26

Apr

Eniko Mihalik Titties for a Photoshoot of the Day

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Eniko Mihalik is some Hungarian model who gets naked for fashion because it is a better life than working as a stripper, or bar tender, or receptionsit…..I have posted her tits at least 10 times in photoshoots way hotter than this masculine, dress her up like a dude for the tranny loving queers who are scared to come out of the closet cuz their redneck dad will beat them up, I mean isn’t that the reason Tranny’s are so popular? The closet cases scared of gay porn, but into chicks with dicks, which is way weirder, but don’t argue with them….they’ll just say they are so not gay that they like their porn to have no men in it, just a penis a chick and 4 tits….speaking of tits…here is Eniki showing her tits again…and I’m into it…even if this reminds me of a Charlie Chaplin movie from the 30s….with more Hungarian model tit in it…

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2012

26

Apr

Stephanie Seymour In a See Through Dress of the Day

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Stephanie Seymour is old as fuck, but she still delivers the goods. She’s wearing a see thru shirt, but the truth is that she consistently gives boners when she gets INTO HOT POSES WHILE WEARING BIKINIS ….

She’s not at her prime…and old ladies are disgusting….or at least not something you’d take over a younger bitch…you know not as tight as she was in the 90s….but she is more sexually experienced and despite having a shattered mom pussy…could probably show you a good time with more eagerness and more liklihood because her experience is her only competitive advantage as an old lady competing for cock with girls 20 years younger than her….I mean unless you factor in the fact that her tits are probably only 15 years old….

Here’s the close-up…

Who really cares…anyone in a see thru dress is someone I’ll look at….whether google proves her past was much brighter for her….she’s still good enough for me and I hate old bitches…


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This picture was taken by the only paparazzi agency that I like INFDAILY

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2012

26

Apr

Kate Upton’s Bazaar Photoshoot Video of the Day

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If you didn’t think Kate Upton’s job was already a fucking joke…you know, famous out of no where and all she has to do is show up…get in clothes or bathing suits people put out for her and sit there for money and the good life…..you know easy as hell because thanks to you perverts and her really big tits that her ass haven’t caught up to yet, but will, she’s an internet sensation….here’s video evidence from her Harper’s Bazaar shoot…I’m more into her SHOOT FOR MUSE ….but we need more labia/nipple/nudity out of this porn looking bitch to really make me happy…

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2012

26

Apr

Rihanna’s Hard Nipple in the Offensive Princess of China Video of the Day

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I didn’t watch Rihanna’s new video…partially because I really have better things to do with my time….but also because I don’t really give a fuck about Rihanna and I hate her fucking music and the fact that at the Time 100 people awards she said she’s glad they awarded her cuz she’s just being herself…or some other bullshit lie that carries her onto continual songs polluting our brains and the airwaves…..

But I can assume the video is Offensive, just based on the name…and I’m hoping there is a backlash from China, stopping production on her merchandise…..cuz if someone said they were a Princess of anything of mine, especially a gutter black chick from the Islands who was a child prostitute, I’d be pretty mad at how entitled she felt…and I’d likely arrest her for the false claim as we all know a percentage of her idiot fans probably think she’s a Princess of China…which is bad for their global image….

The only thing she’s a princess of, even with her 100 million dollars, is her own cunt life that luckily we don’t have to deal with or listen to her whine….cuz newly rich trash is the fucking worst.

Here’s the video…

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