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2012

25

Apr

stepNEWS of the Day

I am hooked on the idiots who make up the sepNEWS everyday…I want to visit each and every one of them – especially the cow who does McDonalds drive-thrus….a firs hey thought he was out looking for his mom before McDonalds got her….but realized that 100 percent beef is actually not beef from actual cows…or local beef…shit’s imported and sketchy as fuck….

Here’s the stepNEWS….with other great stories!

Cow Wanders Into McDonald’s Drive Thru
A cow in Colorado broke free from it’s pen and made it’s way to a McDonald’s drive thru, surprising the employees.

Teenager Mistook Raccoon For Dog
A teenager is Delaware County is undergoing treatment for rabies. It happened inside a home along the 100-block of Summit Avenue in Upper Darby. A teenage girl woke up and thought the dog was nipping at her leg. It turns out it wasn’t a dog at all but a raccoon that made its way into the house and into the bedroom.

Town Outraged Over Racial Obama Sign
Many locals in Paulding County, Georgia are outraged by a sign that uses a racial slur to refer to President Obama, which is posted outside a bar.

Guitar Allegedly Used in Fatal Beating
Police say a Central Texas man has been accused of using a guitar to beat his neighbor to death at the victim’s apartment.

Peep Shows Now Outlawed In Maryland Town
Neighbors upset with the flow of traffic and showing of adult films violated new zoning laws and shut down the peep shows at an adult book store.

New York City Introduces Catcalling App
A new phone app encourages women to report lewd catcalls and inappropriate behavior the encounter in the street with a $20,000 grant from the city of New York to support the app’s development.

Bank Robber Throws Money Out Window
A robber hit a bank in Northwest Indiana on Friday, and then led police on a high speed chase with money flying all over the road.

17 arrested in Daytona Beach prostitution sting
Seventeen people were arrested during a two-day prostitution sting in Daytona Beach.

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2012

25

Apr

Kaley Cuoco Bikini Pics for Twitter of the Day

Kayley Cuoco would be better off not posting bikini pics of her sitting as her gut hangs over her bikini like a drunk mom at a resort who hasn’t done a situp since before she had the kids, but she sure has taken a liking to booze, cake, pie and all things that give her a moment of pleasure in the hell life she’s designed for herself…not that Kaleye Cuoco’s life is hell, she’s on a huge show about nerds, where she plays the hot chick, who has leniency in her hotness, cuz lets face it, nerds don’t care if your stomach is toned….but I do…you pig.

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2012

25

Apr

Dora Yoder Naked and in Gas Mask for Purple of th Day

AMAZING PHOTOGRAPHER AND NEW BEST FRIEND BRAD ELTERMAN posted some hot naked pics of model Dora Yoder who you probably haven’t heard of, but I have, because I keep track of all the LA hipsters willing to get naked for attention, that they hope lead to bigger and better things, especially when they are as hot as Dora Yoder because I love hot naked girls…who let you take pics of their hot naked bodies….especially when then photoshoot is on a pile of dirt and bitch is in a gas mask….with caution tape on her pussy like a warning that she has herpes in some fetishy fashion shit I love…especially since I am going to try to take Dora Yoder on a lunch date in the near future…in efforts to make her my wife…..before she gets too famous to answer my loving messages on facebook like this one I just sent

Dora…I want to explore your pussy…then explore your asshole….then make a kids show about the experience….called Explorer of Dora….

You see charm and genius like tha just can’ be bought, or taught…it is natural and instinctive pathetic efforts that get me ignored.

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2012

25

Apr

Behati Prinsloo Just Cavalli Runway Nipples from 2008 of the Day

Here is a life lesson….it doesn’t matter when the nipple picture was taken, what matters is that the nipple picture was taken..

Thanks to photography, the internet, being an eager entry levele model doing whatever it takes to get work and move up the ladder to ultimately sell her soul to Victoria’s Secret, her 2008 nipple on the runway lives on forever..not that when it happened matter cuz I’m looking at them today….

Simple logic for a complex world…

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2012

25

Apr

Hannah Simone In Her Place of the Day

Hanna Simone was apparently a hot host on Much Music, Canada’s MTV before MTV entered Canada and now both exist happily together, owned by the same company, in Canadian Media….

I’ve never seen her, or more importantly, never had my way with her when she was drunk and I was slipping roofies in her drink….cuz the nice thing about Canadian Media is that these idiots get paid 30k a year at the most and that makes them easy to bring home to fuck, unlike America hosts, who make 30 million dollars a year, and are too busy getting serviced by lady boys imported from South America, I’m talking to you Seacrest Out.

Well, I guess this Hannah bitch realized that Canadian TV sucks and doesn’t pay the fucking rent, so she got herself on some show called New Girl with fat, annoying, overrated Zooey Deschanel where I guess she plays the hot girl….

And with that comes other opportunities, like stripping down for Esquire’s In Her Place feature, where she gets in her underwear in her place….

Her body doesn’t impress, but she’s got a nice face, which in my world is irrelevant cuz she’d be utilized on all fours with her face in the pillow….but enough about me -here are the pics.

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2012

25

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Helping girls sext their boyfriends or guys they are fucking when they aren’t fucking me….always makes me feel gay….but for some reason at least once a day a girl writes me a sleazy as fuck message asking me if they should send it to the guy they are fucking or if it is too hot….and all I’m thinking is why the fuck aren’t they fucking sending shit to me…when did I become the consultant of these things instead of the receiving end of these things….shit is worse than a fucking hangover…

Now That’s What I Call a Close Call – VIDEO
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The 25 Sexiest Female Fighters
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Free Cam Shows, Awwww Yeaaaa
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I’d Like to Be All Over Taylor
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This New Born Baby is Flipping Off His Dad
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This Mila Kunis / Ashton Kutcher Thing is Actually Happening. Jesus.
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Live Cam Shows. Gotta Love It
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Naughty Girlfriend Fucks Her Pussy – VIDEO
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“Keeping Up With the Kardashians” Renewed For 3 More Years. Oh Good.
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2012

24

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

Sure, not enough girls sext with me – but those who do….are pretty fucking perfect…..I’m in a hangover from some hot fucking pussy pics just sent to me by a 19 year old.

Sure….the site may not make me money or bring me fame…but shit gets me hotter pussy than I deserve – even if it is only in picture…I’m a married man people….do you have no resepct for the sanctitude of marriage? I know I don’t….some of my best relationshios were with married chicks cuz you get none of the bullshit…they save that for their husbands…whores…

Here are some links….

Rosie O’Donnell Wants to Eat Out Lohan
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LADIES: Brian McKnight Wants to Teach You How Your Pussy Works – VIDEO
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10 Horrible Tales of College Hazing
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50 Inspirational SPorts Quotes
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Highwaymen Reunion for Johnny Cash Tribute!
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New Porn Give Father the Finger
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Brooklyn Decker’s Ridiculous Body
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Hot Women Doing Yoga
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Rosie Huntington Whiteley Shows Off A Little Tit and Bra
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Jennifer Nicole Lee Sexy And Wet Is A Barely There Bikini
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Live Web Cam Sluts. Take a Peek
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SoCal Val Models Her Stripper Outfits
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Johnny Depp Has a Dead Bird On His Head. Sure, Let’s Go With That
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Nikki Sims is Super Sexy
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24 Pictures Of Beautiful Blondes In Black
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The Time Simon van Kempen Jizzed On Himself While His Wife Was In Labor In Front Of Him
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Free Cam Shows. Have Yourself Some Fun
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Amateur Lesbians. Yesssss! – VIDEO
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Kim Kardashian Plays Basketball in a Tight Dress, Won’t Go Away
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Emma Watson Panty Upskirt
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Some ScarJo and The Rest of the Avengers
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Seal Having a Wank on the Voice. Why Not
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How to: Lose a Stripping Contest
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This Slut is Pleasuring Herself and It’s All On Video
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46-Year-Old Cindy Crawford Reflects On Topless 1998 Playboy Cover (PHOTOS)
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86 Year Old Gymnast
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Why America Will Never Be Great
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Nicole Kidman Legs in a Photoshoot
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This 4 Year Old Girl is a Terrorist Threat. So Says the TSA
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Jodie Gasson in a Yellow Bikini
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Lake Bell See Through and Areola Slip for Esquire
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Rosa Acosta on Instagram
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Consuelo Adler is One Hot Blonde Model
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Brittany Beth is Naked and I Love It
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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ANY GIRL THAT CAN GET HER LEGS BEHIND HER HEAD…
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A Trip To Crazy Town: Seemingly The Most Mentally Unstable Celebrities Around Right Now
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Cameron and Natalie Get It On
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Top 10: Revenge of The Pervy Album Covers
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These Sluts Get Each Other Off With Toys
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Playboy.com Amateur Samantha Bailey’s Sexy Shoot
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This Chick is Kinda Business Casual and I Like It
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Adrianne Palicki @ CinemaCon 2012 at Caesars Palace
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And Another Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Pamela Anderson… Still Dressing Like This
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Nasty Girl Brawl – VIDEO
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Nanni is a Spanish Amateur
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Virginia Man Seeks Trophy Wife on Craigslist With Creepy Ad in ‘Writing Jobs’ Section
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Megan Fox May Be Prenant
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Dog Hero
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Some NFL WAGs
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Sara Jean Underwood Could Use A Good Fuck
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Mischa Barton Parading Half Naked Through The Streets Of LA
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EXCLUSIVE – The Five Year Engagement MOVIE REVIEW
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Super Cars FAIL Compilation – VIDEO
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Follow Me On FACEBOOK and TWITTER

Hot FUCKING Australians!
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Dasha Astafieva, Julia Brichkovskaya & Nana Maxim Ukraine May 2012
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Aubrey O’Day is a Pig in Lipstick
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Gina Carano Upskirt
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Lucy Collett – Danielle Sharp – Leah Francis & Stacey Poole – Nuts – 4/27/12
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Leonela Ahumada – Naked in Maxim Argentina – April 2012
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Milla Jovovich – see-thru & nip-slip for Pirelli Calendar Shoot -2012 (HD vidcaps)
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Natalie Zea – from “Hung”
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Sabine Jemeljanova – Super Strip! – Nuts – April 2012
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I Wanna Fuck Miley’s Ass
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Big Brother Without Panties
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14 Incher Makes a Bitch Quit
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Under Desk Spycam
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No Lube FTW!
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Young Japanese Girls Getting Dressed
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Young Couple Fucking in Public
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Have Yourself Some Fun with Hot Fucking Slut Exhibitionism
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2012

24

Apr

Bar Refaeli Topless in Elle Spain of the Day

What better way to celebrate the Armenian Genocide than to put up video of a topless Bar Refaeli for Elle Spain on the beach because without her people’s genocide, there wouldn’t be an Israel for her to be brought up by the beach, where she perfected wearing bikinis at a young age…because without her Genocide, she’d possibly be a doctor or a lawyer too rich to aim for the AMerican celeb fucking dream….right?

That said, she did Elle Spain topless on the beach and here are the pics…

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2012

24

Apr

Sara Jean Underwood Does Men’s Fitness June 2012 of the Day

It is safe to say that this is the hottest photoshoot Men’s Fitness has ever been involved in….sure I LIKE LOOKING AT HER NAKED PUSSY IN PICTURE AND VIDEO a lot better than this….you know since she’s already been there and done that….luckily at the beginning of her career unlike most Playboy pussy…and that archived her at her prime while giving her a step up in the world…a lesson all young girls need to embrace and follow her lead on…cuz we like you naked at 18 better than naked at 30…..and even though she’s not naked…it’s nice to see her exploiting herself, you capitalizing on her body, to get ahead….it’s nice to watch.

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2012

24

Apr

Mischa Barton in her Underwear for a Video Shoot of the Day

Mischa Barton was cast to be in Noel Gallagher’s music video wearing some weird fat chick underwear spanx shit that should have been leggings cuz this ass is vile, but then again they didn’t send me the script, maybe the concept is the horror of some bitch who used to be skinny and sloppy who is now chubby and sloppy, eating baked goods half naked…..or something else equally disturbing, amazing, erotic, disgusting, and unattractive enough for us to be reminded that Mischa Barton is at rock fucking bottom…doing fucking music videos for her friends who probably feel sorry for her cuz she can’t get work….the next step suicide or accidental suicide thanks to pills…or driving into a brick fucking wall…something her career has already done….


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