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Dua Lipa Simulates Bouncing on Cock on Stage of the Day
Dua Lipa Simulates Bouncing on Cock on Stage of the Day
Ozempic Katy Perry Still Gross of the Day
Ozempic Katy Perry Still Gross of the Day
Sydney Sweeney Riding a Paddle Board Erotica of the Day
Sydney Sweeney Riding a Paddle Board Erotica of the Day
Dora Madison Burge Nipples of the Day
Dora Madison Burge Nipples of the Day
Britney Spears Dance Video of the Day
Britney Spears Dance Video of the Day

2012

04

May

Candice Swanepoel Hot for GQ in Video of the Day

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I don’t know when this video is from…but I know that it is all part of my Candice Swanepoel friday…the day before Cinco….and the day after I tweeted Candice Swanepoel’s dad, asking for her fat sister, to work my way into the family laterally, you know riding her lonliness, and charming them all at family functions, until Candice, the princess snob cunt of the family, decides she wants such a cool piece and takes it from her sister like she used to do when they were kids over toys…..only to be ignored….because her dad the farmer likes treating people like his black staff he underpaid like the American South in 1800s…..asshole

So I decided to encourage as many people as possible to jerk off to the bitch for her dad…it is what he wants…otherwise he would have been polite enough to answer….fucking South Africans, can’t take them anywhere…thanks to HIV….and bad attitudes…

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2012

04

May

Candice Swanepoel, Adriana Lima and Behati Prinsloo for Victoria’s Secret Swim of the Day

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I hate Victoria’s Secret for their serious lack of creativity and vision…..all their pics look the fucking same…

I hate Victoria’s Secret because they have the power to turn these bitches into pussy puppeteers…you know if they were told that was the new Holiday campaign…but for some reason they don’t…cuz they have a brand to protect even though we all know it would make it better…

They are like the guy with the hot girlfriend who doesn’t fuck her cuz he’s too busy playing Golf…you know wasting it and rubbing it in all our faces….

I’ve posted some of SOME SIMILAR PICS RECENTLY …but this time they are in different bikinis…that’s the extent of exciting at a Victoria’s Secret photoshopped catalog….Groundhog Day filled will pussy I want on my face….

Posted in:Adriana Lima|Behati Prinsloo|Candice Swanepoel

2012

04

May

Lindsay Lohan Face of the Day

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Since Lohan’s face is morphing every day….I like to take snapshots of the weirder moments and send them to her over text.

She never answers….maybe she changed her number – or maybe she doesn’t find it as entertaining as I do…you know cuz usually when someone is injecting their face full of shit, ruining their loveliness, becoming what looks like a circus clown, they don’t like to admit it….or accept it…or take it to the cancer ward to humor little kids dying, RIP ADAM YAUCH…..They instead like to pretend it is beautiful and that they look good cuz they don’t have to look at it, in denial…and that’s okay too….as long as they bring the entertainment, I don’t care how they rationalize it….sure I’d prefer if her great tits were in the mix…but you can’t have everything…and in my case…I can’t have anything….that’s just how life worked itself out….

The rumor is she’s back with Ronson, the truth is she’s ignoring me, I’m a purist and appreciate all that is Lohan….I take the lows and the highs that come with her….and I anxiously await her Academy Award speech, shutting all you haters up….


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2012

04

May

Candice Swanepoel Nipple for Vogue Italy March 2012 Video of the Day

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Since recently trying to work my way into Candice Swanepoel’s family by reaching out to her dad from South Africa who is mean, I’ve decided to dedicate today’s posts to her, because he’s fucking hot, whether in a padded bra, or showing her nipples for Vogue Italy like a common fucking whore, getting dudes off for money, a great personality trait her dad who ignores me must be proud of every year when she buys him birthday gifts and offers him a good life by leeching of hers….I’m a fan of these white immigrants and their smut peddling for fashion.


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2012

04

May

Irina Shayk for Blanco’s Summer 2012 Campaign of the Day

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Irina Shayk done gone modeling shit..you know because that’s her fucking job…other than fucking…or pretending to fuck a famous soccer player who his homophobic fans wouldn’t appreciate his homosexuality because it would make them gay for getting boners over him and his soccer game…like they do now…so long as he has a hot pussy and they have a wife…those boners are justified with a love for the sport….and not anything faggy….

Because we all know without his endorsing her, she’d just be another Russian babe looking to gold dig any billionaire she can find so that she doesn’t have to work in the sex trade….you know like all Russian babes….

Whore cares here’s the shoot..

Here’s the video…

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2012

04

May

Candice Swanepoel for Vogue Japan June 2012 of the DAy

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I think Candice Swanepoel is pretty hot, but her South African family seem to lack decency, respect, or manners….maybe it is because they’ve spent their lives hating their black neighbors….or maybe life is just different there, but that is no excuse for her father ignoring all my tweets requesting sex/marriage with any other daughters he may have, even if they are fat, cuz I know this one’s taken and too good for me with an ego that comes with being a celebrity model….and he did’t fucking answer me….cocksucker….

Well just for that, I’m gonna try to encourage as many of you as possible to totally disrespect this bitch in Vogue Japan shot by Terry Richardson…who recently released
PICS OF HER NIPPLES IN A SHEER BRA …..via masturbation….and sleazy tweets…

Here she is bend over in latex for Vogue…

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel

2012

04

May

Megan Fox Pre-Pregnancy Sleazy Sharper Image Ad of the Day

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I didn’t know Sharper Image was a porn shop…not that I consider this to be actual porn…it’s just Megan Fox in her panties and thigh highs screaming “THE MOVIE BUSINESS ISN’T LUCRATIVE ENOUGH FOR ME TO NOT TAKE SMUTTY PHOTOSHOOT JOBS FOR SHITTY MAIL ORDER CATALOGS”…..let’s just hope this public shame, no matter how much it paid her, makes her really reflect on her life choices and cunt behavior when she was at the top…more importantly…makes her really evaluate not getting naked in movies…even though now when she bites the bullet and does it…she’ll be a mom with a mom body….not as tight as she should be…but I’ll take a bitch naked at any point in her career cuz I proves they’ve realized what makes the girl go round….bitches getting naked…

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2012

04

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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What’s wrong with me? I don’t know why I am a firm believer in self-sabotage when it comes to all aspects of life – but it is highly hysterical and entertaining!

Here’s is the self-shot pic of some babe you probably prefer to my failed pick up line…

Here are some links….

Psycho on the Soccer Field – VIDEO
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Grading Best & Worst SNL Athlete Hosts
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Free Cams, Have Yourself a Great Weekend
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Krissy is Oh So Sweet
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Cute Amateur and a Fake Cock
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The Christians ARe Trying to Scare You Away From Porn With This Movie
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And That’s Why You Don’t Fuck With Squirrels
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2012

03

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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My favorite expression I’ve used this week is “I like that as much as trying to get a girl on the pill pregnant”….I feel like it is time to use it in the bar scene on divorcees who promise me the good life in exchange for going down on them….I figure they’ll say shit like “I don’t need the pill I’m menopausal”….or other pornographic things that shouldn’t be pornographic…and that shouldn’t be my life…but is my life and I might as well embrace it….because if I don’t fuck these random old desperate whores, young girls are too good for me, I try to sext them and it goes no where…..and if I didn’t fuck the old trash, I’d have to fuck my wife, and that’s a fate worse then death…she’s just good for paying my rent…..

Here are the stepLINKS….

‘Teen Mom’ Jenelle Evans Got Those Breast Implants
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Guess Who Lindsay Lohan is Banging Again…
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I can’t help but wonder what the Tanning Mom’s Pussy Looks Like…
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RIP Lloyd Brevett of the Skatalites! No More Simmering Down….
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Kate Upton Harper’s Bazaar
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Sports Hottest from FHM Top 100 List
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Scarlett Johansson Gets On Her Hands And Knees For Fame
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Arianny Celeste Sweet Sexy Hand Bra
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The L.A. County D.A Should Have A Special Office Just For Lindsay
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Moorea Wolfe is the Stuff Dreams Are Made Of
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40 Photos Of Slutty Girls Ready, Willing And Waiting On All Fours
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Free Cam Shows. You’re Welcome
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Gotta Love a Curvy Amateur
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Sports Hotties from FHM’s 100 Sexiest Women
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Kaley Cuoco See-Thru PLUS Cameltoe
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Linda Evanglista is Still Hot and Wants $46000 a Month in Child Support
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In Case You Didn’t See Ashton Kutcher’s Racist Viral Video Here It Is
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Vintage Porn is WTF
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Gotta Love Some Sexy Lesbian Action
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Wine Drinking Downblouse? Sure, Why Not
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Laura Whitmore See Through
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Sheneka Adams Bikini Candids
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Bad Lip Reading – Hilarious
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Gymnastics Fail
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The Worst Athlete SNL Hosts
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Nathalia Ramos is in a Bikini
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Slutty Pic Dump
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Lina Posada 4 Besame Lingerie
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How NOT to Land a Hot Air Balloon
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Kanye West Wants to Make Music With Kim Kardashian. Jesus Christ
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Sara Faye is a Hot Redhead
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Party Like A Pornstar! Ben Burgess’ Tune For Your Next Orgy
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Sexy Girlfriends Have Sexy Playtime
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Melanie Iglesias and Lisa Ramos Sexy dance off
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WTF is This Bitch Wearing?
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Out & About Catwalks: Ali Lohan, Rosie Huntington, Ariana Grande & Stacy Keibler
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Teen Girl With Huge Tits
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Megan Fox Is The New Face Of Sharper Image
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This Chick Pisses Her Pants HAhahahahaa – VIDEO
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McDonald’s crowd-sourced 5 burgers and they look delicious
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LOVELACE Is Amanda Seyfried In A Cheap Wig
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How About Some Psycho Soccer
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Kate Upton Grabs Hold Of Her Big Topless Boobs
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Rita Rusic Busts Out Of Her Bikini
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Daisy Lowe Hot in Photoshoot
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20 Athletes with Girl Problems
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Scarlett Johansson Takes Sexy To Another Level
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LeAnn Rimes Probably Good For Some Drunken Sex
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Street Performer Gets a Crowd to Dance
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Lion Tries to Eat Baby
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Danica Thrall Topless in Nuts
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Natalie Kandis Hot in FHM Philippines
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Laura Whitmore See Through No Bra
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Olivia Munn Boring in Ocean Drive
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Helen Flanagen Big Cleavage
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Jessica Jane Clement Side Titty
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Selena Gomez Wet
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Kayley Cuoco See Thru Showing off Bra
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Anna Paquin Boring Photoshoot
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Adriana Karembeu Lingerie Shoot
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The Best Porn Links in the Universe
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Linda Lovelace Throwback Vintage Porn
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Some Chick on the Toilet
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Lot Lizzies!
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Chubby Girl Gives a Great BJ
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Some Random Hot Porn to Jerk Off To
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THIS IS THE KIND OF NAKED GIRLS I LIKE
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2012

03

May

Tori Spelling’s Disgusting Pregnant Bikini Body of the Day

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I don’t like Tori Spelling o begin with…I never did…I remember watching 90210 when she was a virgin, totally understanding why, not quite understanding why Megan Fox’s husband was after her cherry, when there was better pussy on the show, even if it was a little more weathered, before being informed her dad ran the shit, and she was his princess who could be the virgin if she wanted to….all while rocking the weirdest gap in a chest in all of TV cleavage history…..and I sure as hell don’t like pregnant women, they are fat in weird ways, they have growing humans in them, their vaginas are about toe explode a second time, andd the whole thing, even with implants is OK to look at, it’s even ok to fuck if it isn’t your baby in there, but it sure as hell shouldn’t be fucking celebrated….unfortuantely, Tori Spelling is a spoiled cunt and she thinks everything she does should be celebrated….and I guess since I have that bikini rule…I gotta post it….and if you stare at her fake tits or even her face long enough, the swollen uterus starts to not matter as much….it’s almost the least of her concerns…..


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