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2012

20

Apr

stepNEWS of the Day

People are so fun! Wild! Crazy! Uptight! Idiots!

Here’s some news to prove that….

Neighbors Worried About Man’s Pet Cougar
Takoda is a cougar — also known as a mountain lion. He’s not in a zoo. Rather he is in Craig De Rosa’s backyard in Holmes, N.Y.

Neighborhood Plasted With Pornographic Images
A Medford Lakes, New Jersey neighborhood has been plastered with X-rated pornographic images with explicit captions, upsetting parents.

Man Arrested For Exposing Himself To Flight Attendant
A man was arrested for exposing himself to other passengers on a Southwest flight from Seattle to Albuquerque.

Posted in:stepNEWS

2012

20

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I decided I am going to do a documentary of me having dinner with every single reader of this site around the world. I figure it’ll take about a day to shoot.

Here are some morning links to master-bake to.

Robot Fight! Yessssss!
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John Morrison: ‘The Shaman of Sexy’ Gets in the Ring with Jessica Alba
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Free Cam Shows, Happy Friday
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Well Hello Samantha Kelly
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Nerd Dating, Oh Geez – VIDEO
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Steve-O Dumped Elisabetta Canalis. Wait, What?
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Live Web Cam Girls. Gotta Love It
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Two Amateur Sluts Eat Each Other Out – VIDEO
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Gallery: The Best Conan O’Brien Fan Art On The Planet
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Posted in:MHD

2012

19

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

1- I am going to spend the next 4 years of my life visiting each of you for dinner…..one by one…..to really get to know each other. It will be filmed.

2- 16 year old girls talking to their hot moms about getting their vaginas lasered in public should be illegal cuz masturbating to it in public is.

3- I saw a girl guide leader and can safely say the girls who are girl guide leaders aren’t the girls my fetish thought they were….That fantasy is off the list….

4- Sometimes I see new moms pushing a stroller and wonder to myself how that happened….who the fuck would get their disgusting, ugly looking asses pregnant…these bitches have the looks of someone who gets eaten out by her cats not one who raises a family….

5- Drinking Time

6- Lists are fun

7- stepLINKS!!

Some Pussycat Dolls in Short Shorts Sluts
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I Wanna Fuck Lohan Pretty Bad
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Jerk Off
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Cameron Diaz Hot Legs in InStyle!
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50 Hottest Ice Girls in the Playoffs
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The 12 Hottest Women in Extreme Sports
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Ciara Has A Hot Ass Too Bad She’s A Fucking Idiot
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A British Chick With Big Tits And Her Own Teeth. She’s A Keeper!
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Don’t Shoot Cheap Guns…..
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Natalie Portman & Johnny Depp Signed The Word ‘Tampon’ In Paul McCartney’s New Video.
Yeah, I Dunno Either
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Anthony Hopkins is Starring in a Movie About Alfred Hitchcock Holy Shit
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Live Web Cam Shows. Awwww Yeaahhh
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Girls Summer Fail Compilation
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The 100 Sexiest Movie Posters of All Time
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Maria Menounos’ Hot Booty Profile
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Kelly Brook Has A Tumblr. Thank You, Inventor of Tumblr.
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Aki is One Hot Asian Babe
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Free Cam Shows, The Best of the Best
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Emily Blunts Dress Wants Us All To Get High on the Good Shit
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Naughty Girlfriend is Getting Herself Off – VIDEO
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50 Hottest Ice Girls of the NHL Playoffs
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Emily Addison in a Red Bikini
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Mary-Louise Parker Topless from Grand Canyon
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Tiara is Sexy in Bed
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Lesbians and Strap Ons Ahhhhh
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Nicole Trunfio Shows Off Her Sexy Stems
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Imogen Thomas G-String See Thru Pants
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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What the Fuck Has Nicki Minaj Squeezed Herself Into This Time?
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Salma Hayek Talks About Her Kid. Has Insane Cleavage
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I See What’s Gonna Happen Here and I Like It
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Nude TSA Protester Disrobes For Justice
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People Sleeping in Airports – a Gallery
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Bad Girls Club Bitch Fights! Yessss! – VIDEO
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Bree Barett and Mackenzie Pierce Get It On
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Courtney Stodden’s Youtube Channel. Oh Man…
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Spencer Scott Strips Down to Get Off
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Kelly Brooke Bikini Shots Oh Yeaaa
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Asian Babes Are Tripping and Weird and I Love It
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Camille Belle is Flawless
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Busty Amateur On Her Web Cam
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Alexandra Breckenridge is One Sexy Red Head
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Drunk VERSUS Homeless Guy – VIDEO
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Jessica Jane Clement is Always Easy on the Eyes
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Christina Aguilera is Only Half Disguting Me, I Guess She Lost Some Weight
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Heidie Klum Hot in ALlure!
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Now You Too Can Bang This Chick. Just Make Sure To Use Someone Else’s Dick!
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I’d Like To Pump Lohan’s Big Tittie Cleavage
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Mel Gibson’s Costa Rican Rant
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How Does It Feel To Sell Instagram
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Best Judge Judy Ending Ever
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Nerds Are Insane
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Natalie Portman & Johnny Depp Signed The Word ‘Tampon’ In Paul McCartney’s New Video.
Yeah, I Dunno Either
GO

Anthony Hopkins is Starring in a Movie About Alfred Hitchcock Holy Shit
GO

Live Web Cam Shows. Awwww Yeaahhh
GO

Girls Summer Fail Compilation
GO

The 100 Sexiest Movie Posters of All Time
GO

Maria Menounos’ Hot Booty Profile
GO

Kelly Brook Has A Tumblr. Thank You, Inventor of Tumblr.
GO

Aki is One Hot Asian Babe
GO

Free Cam Shows, The Best of the Best
GO

Emily Blunts Dress Wants Us All To Get High on the Good Shit
GO

Naughty Girlfriend is Getting Herself Off – VIDEO
GO

50 Hottest Ice Girls of the NHL Playoffs
GO

Emily Addison in a Red Bikini
GO

Mary-Louise Parker Topless from Grand Canyon
GO

Tiara is Sexy in Bed
GO

Lesbians and Strap Ons Ahhhhh
GO

WTF Photo of the Day
GO

Nicole Trunfio Shows Off Her Sexy Stems
GO

Imogen Thomas G-String See Thru Pants
GO

Lookin Good Sweetheart
GO

What the Fuck Has Nicki Minaj Squeezed Herself Into This Time?
GO

Salma Hayek Talks About Her Kid. Has Insane Cleavage
GO

I See What’s Gonna Happen Here and I Like It
GO

Nude TSA Protester Disrobes For Justice
GO

People Sleeping in Airports – a Gallery
GO

Bad Girls Club Bitch Fights! Yessss! – VIDEO
GO

Bree Barett and Mackenzie Pierce Get It On
GO

Courtney Stodden’s Youtube Channel. Oh Man…
GO

Spencer Scott Strips Down to Get Off
GO

Kelly Brooke Bikini Shots Oh Yeaaa
GO

Asian Babes Are Tripping and Weird and I Love It
GO

Camille Belle is Flawless
GO

Busty Amateur On Her Web Cam
GO

Alexandra Breckenridge is One Sexy Red Head
GO

Drunk VERSUS Homeless Guy – VIDEO
GO

Jessica Jane Clement is Always Easy on the Eyes
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Christina Aguilera is Only Half Disguting Me, I Guess She Lost Some Weight
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Follow Me On FACEBOOK and TWITTER

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From the stepFORUM!
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Some Hot Bitch Named Christa Campbell in FHM Czech
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Miley in a Hot Photoshoot
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Girl on Girl in NUTS
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Jennifer Morrison – Redheaded Monster I Want to Fuck
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From the stepSMUT!
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Beach Sex
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Erectile Dysfunction Like a Boss
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Hot Young Girl in a Tanning Room
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Free Cam Shows, Take a Peek, Hot Bitches, Naked
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2012

19

Apr

Tegan and Sara Bikini Pics of the Day

Tegan and Sara are a ganag of lesbians, the kind who plot influencing the world through song, cuz they are lesbians, to hate men and rip off their penises if ever they have a chance, cuz they are lesbians….

They were at one point living and based out Montreal, but now on eof them lives in LA, I’m gonna assume the fat one….. I live in Montreal, but since I don’t run in the lesbian singer songwriter scene and probably never will, cuz lesbians are about as accommodating to meat eaters who don’t recycle, who eat meat and who fuck women as the KKK is to Black Gay Jews….even though we’re all in it for the pussy….you’d think that common ground would be the basis of many high fives….and by high fives I mean trying my best to set up a threesome and break their commitment to lesbianism….

If I knew one of them had fat tits….on her dumpy body…I probably would have stalked her igloo a little harder….

THis has been my first and likely my last Tegan and Sara post….unless the sex tape drops….and I hope it does…even if I hate lesbian porn…it lacks a climax….but then again every girl I knows jerks off to Lesbian porn, so I guess I should find a little love for that….cuz girls with lesbian fantasies….are girls who give me threesome fantasies…

They are twin sisters, possible lovers, cuz at that point their lesbianism is masturbation…until they add another girl in the mix, cuz let’s face it, even lesbians have twin fantasies…..That’s it.

To See More of These Lesbian Tits and Lesbian Haircuts
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Posted in:Tegan and Sara

2012

19

Apr

Christina Aguilera’s Fat Tits of the Day

These are some heavily phooshopped pics of Christina Aguilera and her implants turned fat chick tits….because she’s a fat chick…despite what these pictures are trying to trick you into thinking…..I mean I’m pretty sure her leotard on The Voice yesterday tells a whole different story…one that is a lot more truth…..

But I guess we’re all allowed to dream….See there was a time many years ago when I made a bet with a friend that I would fuck Christina Aguilera in my lifetime…he laughed but she’s shaping up to the point of no self esteem, which is generally all I can get….so all we need is for her to make a few bad business decisions and she’s fucking mine….Not that I actually want her…unless of course she comes photoshopped like she is in these pics…..

Posted in:Christina Aguilera

2012

19

Apr

Looking Down Lindsay Lohan’s Shirt as She Pumps Gas of the Day

Lindsay Lohan is the new Lindsay Lohan…..

I don’t know what that means but her tits are so stupid, in a good way, that they make me feel stupid in a bad way….and no matter how jacked up her face is….I believe in the Oscar Winning Peformance she is going to give to shut all you motherfuckers up…..

People try to ruin such a great set of tits….you know by arresting her and giving her DUIs and making her do community service….that shit just puts a damper on things….makes her insecure, closed off, unhirable….when all I fucking want is for her to be in movies….naked where she fucking belongs…..

Seriously….Bring Lohan Back to the amazingness that her tits still are….then send me the nudes….cuz I’m into that…


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Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2012

19

Apr

Ola Jordan Titties Do Lingerie Store Openings of the Day

I don’t know who this bitch is, I didn’t even bother googling her, she’s showing off some cleavage, and posing with a bra, and I guess that’s all it takes for me to put up a post…even though I am more of a vagina man than a breast man….and even more of an ass man than a breast man…cuz really tits come in all shapes and sizes and don’t impress me much since you can buy the motherfuckers….but I’ll put up the post anyway, cuz you cavemen see tits and die…so wiping out your idiot kind is kinda my life goal…


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Posted in:Ola Jordan

2012

19

Apr

Jennifer Love Hewitt Talking About her Breasts of the Day

I don’t know if I like listening to girls talking about their breasts….I kinda prefer sucking on their breasts….but I guess I can get into it if it is via text message or facebook chat and involves the girl saying things like “i’m trying to lick my nipple right now”…..when it is chubby Jennifer Love Hewitt who is less chubby finally….talking about her breasts it is just annoying…you know there is a reason she’s not married and can’t keep a man…and I am thinking her personality is a big part of it…cuz guys will fuck and marry anything…just ask my obese whore wife….either way, I’d K-Fed her….as long as she let me fuck her from behind while staring at the photoshopped titty pics they are making a big deal about on Kimmel….

Posted in:Jennifer Love Hewitt

2012

19

Apr

Demi Lovato Chubby Bi-Polar Bikini Party of the Day

The good thing about bi-polar bitches is that they know they are bi-polar…and as much as I hate people identifying their crazy as an actual disease….seriously, it really bothers me when a bitch is like “I’m bi polar”…..because I know we are all fucking crazy….

But the good ting about bi polar bitches is that the label is just a socially acceptable excuse to be crazy, or a drug addict or sex addict or whatever….which means they can be a lot of fun…..you know cuz they have a “carte blanche” to do whatever the fuck they want…..giving you some excitement if you don’t get too attached….from never knowing what to expect….from smearing feces all over your bedroom, to fucking everyone in sight cuz her vagina doesn’t stop throbbing no matter how hard she fills it, to getting insane calls crying “suicide”…..it just makes for a good time…

Now if only this bitch used her highs to run on the fucking treadmill…..and the lows to try to starve herself to death…it would make her bikini pics more fun….I guess she’s medicated and modern science has made her fat and boring….Oh well.


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Posted in:Demi Lovato

2012

19

Apr

Malin Ackerman Does Maxim Half Naked of the Day

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Malin Akerman is half naked in Maxim….I assume because Maxim is depserate to stay relevant and will take anyone they can get their handsd on…even a bitch who was only popular a couple of years ago because of her fanboy friendly role as a superhero….something Maxim is well aware of…hoping that that she’s got enough of those fanboy fans to buy up enough of their magazine to keep them afloat another month…because fanboy fans, as you know, since you are probably one…..are heavily obsessed, have a hard time letting go, have no social skills and have generally never had sex because they are too busy chronic masturbating and building models…..meaning if they were her fan once…they are her fan always….it is like a marriage…sexless, depressing, one sided, and pretty much a fucking prison sentence….until going to a Comicon, realizing she isn’t the person you built her up to be, making you come to your senses and use your nerd powers to make billions and thus spend the rest of your life banging supermodels…not no name celebs who were once super heros….fuck her…and fuck Maxim too.

I bet they try to sue me.

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Posted in:Malin Akerman