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2012

18

Apr

Stephanie Pratt Useless but in a Bikini of the Day

Stephanie Pratt is one of those sloppy skinny girls you call a slim fat…sure she is luckier than most american pigs who break IKEA furniture by sitting on it as the shit isn’t re-inforced for their kind….those dainty Swedes…..But she sure as hell isn’t fit or tight bodied…which leads me to naturally assume she fucking sucks in bed….you know all weak and loose skinned….laying on your dick cuz she’s out of breath unable to finish the task at hand like some kind of useless pile of bones and flab…which is appropriate because based on her career that is really only one line item and that line item is being on The Hills or as I like to call it the less socially relevant and less culturally rich version of Jersey Shore for white boring people….it’s pretty clear that’s accurate….


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2012

18

Apr

Tori Praver’s Sneaky Nipple in Marie Claire Argentina of the Day

Tori Praver is some body painted SI model who was born in 1986….and was in SI Swimsuit from 2007 – 2009….and who is now not in SI because she barely matters…since there are thousands of models who are signed and hot girls who wish they were models willing to do anything for the opportunity to be in that issue that they’d even do it for free…some would probably ever pay SI to get in it…cuz that’s just how pathetic some vain girls are…..

Well apparently she’s still a model, in case you were the one guy who missed seeing her in magazines for those two years over 3 years ago…..and more importantly….like all bitches trying to get noticed….or at least reinvent some stagnant career….she’s showing nipple…sure she’s sneaking it through her shirt…keeping it cammoflaged…it is still a fucking nipple and that’s what matters….in my nipple obsessed life that is pretty pathetic across the board.

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2012

18

Apr

Jade Foret is a Pregnant Belgian in a Black Bikini of the Day

Jade Foret is some 21 year old Belgian whore who pretends she’s a model or actor. I didn’t bother googling her to find out her story….cuz really who cares about Belgium….I don’t even think Belgians care about Belgium….sure they can pretend to be proud of their beer and you can drink their beer….but if the motherfucker was bombed…I doubt anyone would care….

Either way, this Jade Foret bitch is 21 and pregnant with a 50 year old’s kid because like all opportunistic whores….it probably seemed as a wise fiscal decision….and the only hope she has is that her body will bounce back from the hell she is about to put it through….in order fo her to take her life as a whore that pretends to be a model/actor to the next level….

I once fucked a Belgian whore who wanted nothing more than to get pregnant….thankfully not by me….she wasn’t wearing a black bikini…but she was an opportunist…who like all whores was into the money…..but more importantly like this Belgian she had a tight body and a set of fake tits….so maybe Belgium isn’t all that bad. Who cares.


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2012

18

Apr

Guinevere Van Seenus Titties in Vogue Germany of the Day

This is nothing exciting….you know a model trying to get more exposure, or to just take any job she can get cuz she’s 35 years old, a seasoned fucking veteren in he modeling world….who has already been totally naked in many photoshoots that I’ve already posted…..because getting naked for fashion is what these whores do….

I mean other than the fact that the bitch is showing her tits, cuz anyone showing tits, deserves to be noticed or looked at, a life lesson I try to spread around the world to make it a happier place for at least myself…but unfortunately no one is listening…story of my life….

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2012

18

Apr

Ashley Tisdale Getting Out of Cars of the DAy

Ashley Tisdale is scrambling…I assume on the verge of a breakdown…see her friends who she probably hates because girls are catty cunts and hate each other….while pretending to love each other….and will be shitting on each other….behind each other’s backs….unfortunately not in each other’s mouths while I jerk off…..only to be bridesmaids at each other’s weddings…even after they’ve banged the groom behind the bride’s back cuz she made fun of her….cuz girls are all fucking ruthless sociopaths….

Point being, Tisdale is being made pretty aware of the fact that she’s not hot, when movies don’t cast her, but cast every single one of her counterparts….you know playing out in her head that that blonde nobody in the Spring Breakers should be her…..

Forcing her get out there, slutty styles, getting out of cars in skirts while showing some cleavage and hiding her horrific plastic surgery accidented face.


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2012

18

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I have this move that gets me off when I am in need of female attention cuz my wife isn’t cutting it and because my social skills don’t allow me to seduce the kind of girls I want…..forcing me to go out and grab it…without actually going out and grabbing it cuz that shit always ends in rape and rape always ends in murder….and murder always ends up in jail….and jail always ends in rape….and sometimes murder….it’s the viscious circle of rape.

So instead….I go into a public place…find my target….usually a hot 18 year old….identify where here had is….move in….look her in the eye passionately…while hyponotizing her with my loving gaze….I place my penis, usually clothed, on their hand and smile….Sometimes the scream, sometimes they squeeze, all the time it is often…until today…when the cunt, who clearly watches too many movies and spends too much time on the internet desensitized….decided to be a comedian and say “where is it, i feel nothing, are you a woman”…..and if that wasn’t worse enough….she called over her friends and strangers and was like “this guy tried to put his dick in my hand and has no dick”….all while holding my dick….

I love my life….

Here some morning links.

This Dog is Proof Enough For That You, Me, ALL of Us Are Complete Pieces of Shit – VIDEO
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The 50 Most Voluptuous Women in Sports
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Free Cam Shows, You Know You Want It
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Stacy is Lost in Space and It’s Amazing
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Fuck the NFL, RUGBY is Where It’s At – VIDEO
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Dear God Mila Kunis Can’t Be Dating Ashton Kutcher
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Live Cam Shows, Need I Say More?
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This Slut is Shy, But That Doesn’t Stop Her – VIDEO
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The 25 Most Anticipated Movies of the 2012 Tribeca Film Festival. Fuck Hollywood, Seriously
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Posted in:MHD

2012

17

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

If you aren’t too busy masturbating all night…you know having sexual relations with pictures you see on FACEBOOK….you should LIKE THE FB PAGE ….it is all part of the takeover I have planned…CULT STATUS….full of TITTIES…..sluts….and TITTTIES….

I’m drunk…

Here are the stepLINKS…..

Courtney Stodden is KInda Amazing in Her Campaigning for a Reality Show….via idiotic videos….
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I’m Never Gonna Understand Performance Art, Especially When It Involves a Fat Chick Sliding Around on Butter Falling Repetitivly – VIDEO
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Wehn Soccer Moms Go Bad
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15 Athletes Who Date Supermodels
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Nerd Dating is Amazing
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Elle Macpherson’s Hot and Pantsless in Fitness Mag
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Christina Aguilera Slutty Performance
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Jennifer Nicole Lee Needs To Give Her Pussy A Rest. On My Face…
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Live Web Cam Sluts. Check Them Out
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George Zimmerman’s Lawyer Wants a New Judge for the Case – READ
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How About Some Selena Gomez?
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Pippa Middleton Could Be Going To Jail!!! Yessss!
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Danica is in a Bubble Bath
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Ridiculous Tara Reid See Thru
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Free Cam Shows. Awwwww Yeaaaa!
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College Sluts Get Naughty At a Frat Party – VIDEO
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25 Totally Random Pictures of Athletes with Celebrities
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Kelly Brook in Brazil
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WTF Photo of the Day Made Me Wanna Puke For a Varity of Reasons
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Brooklyn Decker in GQ Magazine
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Shanola Hampton Topless Clip
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LIZZY LONDON LOVES HER FUCKING MACHINES
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Sofya Titova Is A Smoking Hot Blonde
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Vaness Hudgens Coachella Upskirt Kinda
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Scarlett Johansson is Dull But Here She is Anyways
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OMG HEIDI MONTAG RELEASED ANOTHER SONG HAHAHAAH WTF
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Rihanna is in half a bikini
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Introducing the Feeding Tube Diet – VIDEO
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Super Slutty Pic Dump of the Day
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Destiny Newton’s Hot Fake Tits in a Bikini
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Weird Rammstein Cover
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Rihanna Topless on Facebook
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25 Hottest Kim Kardashian Pics
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Jimmy Kimmel Challenges Zac Efron in a Bra Removing Competition
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Christina Aguilera Is A Fat Fucking Cow Here The Video Proof…
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Kelly Brook’s Tits Spilling Out Of Her Bikini
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4 Children Die When Mom Starts Housefire Burning Boyfriends Picture! [Video]
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Brithney and Alexa Get It On
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Craigslist: The Place Chicks Go To Find Their Baby Daddy
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Bree Daniels and Celeste Star Get It On
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Quittinga Job He Doesn’t Even Have Hahahahahah – VIDEO
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God I Love Cute Little Asian Girls
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Diet Coke Gets Edgy w/ Jean Paul Gaultier Night & Day Painted Models!
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Another Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Paris Hilton is Still a Party Slut
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Miranda Kerr Hotness
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Worst Insurance Scam EVER
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She’s Playing With Her Blue Toy – VIDEO
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This year’s Nude Issue from ‘Allure’ features a naked Maria Menounos
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Amanda Bynes Probably Needs to Go to Rehab
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More of Rihanna’s Super Hot Coachella Weekend
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Some Nipple Pics Of Rihanna
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Vanessa Hudgens Is Fucking High As A Kite
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Hilary Clinton Partying Hard….Like an Old Whore
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Brooklyn Decker in GQ Turkey
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Serena Williams Bikini Ass is Amazingly Disgusting….
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Titties in an Earphone Commercial
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From the stepFORUM
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Lacey Banghard Naked for a Lad Mag
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Halle Berry’s Got TIts
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Heather Locklear’s Got tits
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Arabella Drummond Naked for NUTS
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2012

17

Apr

Miley Cyrus Hot Body in Sports Bra Talking To Drug Dealers in Luxury Cars of the Day

Yes, he is a drug dealer because he is black, in a luxury car, and talking to Miley. I’m racist like that Trayvon.

I mean what else could he be….an actor, a rapper, a business man? The son of a celebrity….sure…this is definitely Denzel Washington’s son…that’s it….but where is the fun in two rich kids hanging out, I guess the fun comes in the form of Miley’s outfit….her body….how nervous she looks that the paparzzi is watching her…probably cuz her redneck hick dad would not like the idea of some black sticking his dick in his little white daughter no matter how much of a slut he knows she is….it’s one of those racise white trash things that makes total sense to them but to no one else….you know don’t let a darky in you that’s wrong…just fuck daddy and his friends after bowling while Mommy works at the strip club….Incest…it’s a hell of a logical act…..

Either way, in case you don’t come to the site enough….I am in love with Miley’s little young body in a serious way….just look how tight it is in tight clothes….amazing…


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2012

17

Apr

Kelly Brook In a Bikini of the DAy

KELLY BROOK has big tits she has been exploiting for a long time …that finally made her famous last year…and I love big tits as much as anyone…but she bores me….she’s old and sloppy and needs to retire…

She should not have SPREAD HER ABORTION ALL OVER HER NAKED PUSSY AS IT STUCK ITS TONGUE OUT AT US but instead brought the baby to completition….I figure she was doing it to by a few more years…but she’s done.

Seriously, I’ve seen her in a bikini so many times….I don’t fucking care….I don’t find her great…she’s old….tired…and boring….but she does produce porn I can get behind like this fetish shit….I call busty women in tight pants posing with meat….I should buy the URL…it will be my big break.

But you’re probably more into her bikini so…..


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2012

17

Apr

Louise Redknapp Does Bikini in Barbados of the Day

Here is some WAG who doesn’t matter, but who’s husband Jamie Redknapp probably does, cuz soccer in the UK is a big deal, and she’s the pussy that got close enough to fuck a soccer player, lock him down, marry him, and thus live the good life while he fucks other hotter bitches on the road….you see cuz girls who look like Irina Shayk target these guys too…and that’s kinda a better place to put your dick in…even if it isn’t some sloppy shit you want to call home…or wife…..

That said, I’d still do her…but that’s really not saying much….


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