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2012

10

May

Rachel Ballinger Hot and Naked in Simon Burstall’s Perfect Guide Editorial of the Day

Rachel Ballinger is some aspiring model who has been in the game since 2009 from what I saw and has not really broke through or accomplished shit..she’s just an amateur model who may have a modeling contract along with hundreds of thousands of other girls with modeling contracts who acheive nothing….so she’s decided to take her destiny in her own hands cuz working as a bartender or whatever the fuck she does to pay her rent while this modeling thing starts to roll out….and that involved showing off her hot litte body and amazing ass in some dude’s photoshoot that I love….She’s going places…but lets hope there are a few roadblocks and struggles in the way…cuz that will mean more nudity for exposure…cuz remember hot or not…there are hundreds of thousands of girls fighting for the same gigs…and that brings me hope that this isn’t the last we see of her tits…

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2012

10

May

Halle Berry Gets Hood of the Day

I guess she’s trying to get in touch with her hood side she never had…cuz she’s white and suburban….

She’s probably got another role as a black woman….so she’s gotta go research the shit so people give her an Academy Award again and praise her for the plight of her people…like she’s some kind of spokesperson…even though we all know she’s just a white chick, black enough for the execs to hire and be comfortable with, to market as a black chick so they don’t get called racist when they go back to their roots and put an actual white person in blackface to avoid hiring a sister….

Either way….it is funny to watch.

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2012

10

May

Another John Travolta is Gay Exclusive of the Day

John Travolta is being sued for molesting a dude…

I think it is Karma for not treating his autistic kid and not recognizing autism like he doesn’t recognize his homosexuality ….

The kid ended up slipping in the shower and dying exposing Travolta’s lie….kinda like slipping up on the wrong masseuse, trying to shove his dick inside his mouth, exposing his other lie….that he’s a homo….

I have no sympathy for people who are full of shit.

That said, my homie at SPEEDMONKEY , lives in LA and has this story about John Travolta…that is one of the many that don’ run in the media because he is rich and they never side with the truth….because they just assume people are trying to milk a motherfucker’s fame/money when in reality it is that motherfucker who wants to be milked by us..

About 15 years ago, I had heard a story from a guy who worked as a waiter in Malibu. My buddy was cornered by Travolta at in a sauna in Santa Monica. He had snuck in and Travolta mistook him for a prostitute he had ordered. They sat in the sauna talking for 5 min and my buddy thought, how cool is this? Then Travolta took off his towel and started stroking it. Then he came over and tried to make him suck it! He ran out of there!

Being an actor is not a straight job, it is some self involved, narcissitic bullshit career that does get a lot of pussy, but these aren’t normal people…they aren’t even straight or gay, they just love themselves and love being praised, wherever that comes….makes them come….that’s my theory anyway….

From Tom Cruise, Will Smith, Rock Hudson, the list of closet cases is endless in their world…dude should probably doing something good for the movement rather than hiding it like a dirty secret…

Either way, he’s a pussy….who likes his asshole used as a pussy. Fuck him. He’ll like it.


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SPEEDMONKEY

Posted in:John Travolta

2012

10

May

Anna Speckhart Titties for Trendi Magazine of the Day

Anna Speckhart is some working model who gets consistent work according her her bio…but I guess wanted to get noticed, or taken more seriously as a model, or just doing her fucking job cuz all models pose nude…because being a model kinda means they are selling their bodies to whoever is paying them….and that sense of purpose, knowing ones place, coupled with the fact that they stay skinny is why I love models….small tits or not…they do good things….

Here are the pics…..of some model I’ve never heard of who is not all that great in a magazine I’ve never heard of….

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2012

10

May

Lindsay Lohan Face of the Day

I like documenting and keeping track of Lindsay Lohan’s face because it seems to have of life of its own….

She’s been adding fillers and botox and doing all kinds of insecure chick things to herself and she’s not even 30 yet….

I get her vanity, especially in her gig and I realize that she abused the fuck out of herself over her short years, growing up before her time, so that her baby face and youthfulness turned into the face of a 40 year old pretty fucking fast…

But I like the natural demise of a bitch…I don’t like when science interferes and makes theme look like robot aliens from the future…unless science is shaving off some of their battered labia or fixing their shitty tits….

Either way, whatever is going on here with Lohan is hilarious…

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2012

10

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I ended up drinking until 3 am before I got drunk enough to realize that fucking the fat 21 year old I was talking to all night was a bad idea, you know because she was fucking disgusting, I do some of my most rational thinking when half passed out covered in vomit on my living room floor…

Here are some links to start the gay old day…

Nintendo Dominoes!!! Yesss!!! – VIDEO
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25 Epic Cheerleading Fails
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Free Cam Shows. Pure Greatness
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Kaya Danielle in In Lingerie
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I Pretty Much Love Anything That is Stop Motion
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George Lucas is Using Poor People to Piss Off Rich People
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SKinny Teen Gets Herself Off on Video
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15 Sexy GIFs Of Celebrities Dancingd
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2012

09

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I don’t care that Vidal Sassoon is dead. I do care that you fuckers don’t LIKE OUR FACEBOOK PAGE – you make it very hard to reach 100,000 likes….making me shop around to buy likes…only to realize I’d rather spend my money on booze….but seriously, is it cuz you are shy? Scared what your wife or boss will say? Fuck them, they don’t matter. It is all about us… like the drunkenstepfather page ….we’re in this together….

Now I need to go fuck 21 year old mixed race bald pussy….like I was Rosa Parks….it’s all about the revolution….

Here are the stepLINKS….

Rihanna’s Butt Posed For Terry Richardson
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The Olsen Twins and More Who Looked Like Zombies at the MET Gala
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20 Sports Hotties and their Dopplegangers
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Crazy 9 Year Old Girl Fighter
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Lana Del Rey Tries to be Hot in S Moda
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The 50 Most Racist Movies
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Chloe Grace Moretz At Some Party
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Marilyn Monroe is Literally in Pieces
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Kaya Danielle is Fine By Me
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Free Cam Shows to Helo You Over That Mid Week Hump
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This Slut is Forced to Lick Her Opponents Ass – VIDEO
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Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader: Grandma Clings to Dream of Cheering on Crappy Team
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Ewa Sonnet is Nude at the Beach
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Kitty Sings the Blues
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Bitches Like Brooklyn Decker at Some Premiere
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Maria Fowler Double Nip Slip
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Khrysti Hill Strips out of a Dress
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Drunk Chick Kisses the Concrete – VIDEO
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Meet Nicole Minetti – The Sexiest Dentist In Italy
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Celebrity Dating Game….Oh Man
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Real Housewives of NY’s Kelly Bensimon Bikini Nip Slip
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Yeah I’d Bang Kate Middleton and Her Fancy Dress
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Guess Which Latin Hottie is Officially Single
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Aubrey O’Day is Not a Slut… So Says Aubrey O’Day
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Who is London Hart and Why Aren’t I Stalking Her Yet
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Irina Shayk 4 Blanco Beachwear
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Now THATS What I Call Comfort Food
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Bangers: Christina Milian And Her Sister Seen On The Scene In Hollyweird [Photos]
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Two Teen Sluts Get It On
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Brian McKnight Releases His Full Pussy Song Video
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Jaydan Cole Gets Herself Off in the Car
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Sam Grierson Sexy Nuts Photoshoot
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I Love Any Girl That Chooses Not to Wear Pants
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Amber Heard, Why Not?
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Real Life Iron Man! He’s Alive!
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Christina Hendricks, Just For Fun
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A Day in the Life of Ivette
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Adam Levine Calls Christina Aguilera a F***ing C***
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Candice Swanepoel Unleashes A Perfect Shot Of Lingerie Sexiness
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Scary Maze Prank Done Proper to Koreans
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21 Most Annoying Sports Fans
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I love This Pic of Kim Kardashian Struggling to Get Out of Her Car
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Jessica Szohr Hard Nipples
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Ridiculous Alaskan Bush Pilot Landings.
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From the stepFORUM!!
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Rosie Jones Topless for Nuts
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Geena Mullins Naked in Zoo
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Rosie Jones is a Cheerleader for NUTS
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Laura Vandervoot Behind the Scenes
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Jamie Lynn Spears Mom Body in Shorts of the Day
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Jennifer Nicole Lee is So Fucking Boring
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From stepSMUT!!
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Random Hot Porn Vids
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Fucking on the street
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Strapped Up to the Fuck Machine
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Upskirt at the Shoe Store
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Any Girl Geting Naked on Webcam is a Friend of Mine….
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Follow Me On FACEBOOK and TWITTER

Posted in:stepLINKS

2012

09

May

Courtney Stodden’s Lingerie Baking Staged Pics of the Day

This is some trashiness that I do appreciate when it takes place in the trailer park home of a stripper and her teen daughter when both are wearing lingerie and the teen daughter is actually a teen…..

But when it is some attention seeking 30 year old stripper, with hired paparazzi, trying to milk her husbands low level of fame into a bottom feeding career of her own, making a joke of herself, that her mom is all about, cuz maybe she thinks it is all in good fun, or maybe cuz she thinks it is better than those years she spent stripping for and dating black drug dealers, you know going along with the act cuz it is funny and could make her hopeless daughter money…it becomes pathetic, boring, contrived, obvious…

I like my sluts and their moms to be authentic, poor and desperate and not doing it for tabloids. Courtney Stodden sucks.


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Posted in:Courtney Stodden

2012

09

May

Some Bitch Named Rita Ora in a Fucking Tight Dress of the Day

I didn’t post the worst of her pics in this very tight latex looking dress, you can HEAD TO THE FORUM FOR THAT …..but I did think this 21 year old Yugoslavian turned British pop singer I’ve never heard of was worth looking at with her hard nipples and massive belly button in a dress squeezing her from all angles, into a little tight package who I now know what looks like completely naked. I am all about fashion when it looks straight from the sex shop, is worn without underwear cuz it is so fucking tight, and there are hard nipples invovled. I should be on Fashion Stars….


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2012

09

May

stepNEWS of the Day

I am amazed that I have not been on the local news yet. I have done countless stupid things, like some of these retards, but I guess I’ve never been caught….It kinda makes me happy, but at the same time, having the world mock and laugh at you collectively for your stupidity, is something that I’d like to experience…we are all allowed to have dreams….

NY Hot Dog Vendor Charged With Prostitution
Catherine Scalia, who operates a hot dog business by day and strips at night, was arrested by an undercover cop for offering her body in prostitution and pleaded guilty to the charges.

Peeping Tom Arrested At Maryland College
A Peeping Tom was arrested for hiding the women’s restroom at Baltimore County Community College.

Drunk Driver Busted For Doing Laps Around Horse Racing Track
A drunk driver in New Mexico led police on a chase around a horse racing track in his pickup truck.

Caught on Tape: Teens Slammed By Sedan
A surveillance camera caught a sedan speeding into a group of teenagers in Buffalo, New York, sending bodies flying.

Sex Offender Caught Watching Porn at Georgia McDonald’s
A registered sex offender, Brent Kellogg, was reported to police when a customer saw him watching porn on a computer at a Georgia McDonald’s.

Fake Skype account costs teacher his job
A teacher who was wrongly accused of having an improper relationship with a student is still going to lose his job, even though the charges were dropped.

Six-Year-Old Suspended For Singing LMFAO Song
A Colorado six-year-old was suspended from school for singing the LMFAO song “I’m Sexy And I Know It.”

Woman Mauled By Cheetahs, Husband Just Photographs it
A tourist was attacked by cheetahs at a South African game preserve and it was all photographed by the woman’s husband, who decided to document the attack rather than help.

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