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Dua Lipa Simulates Bouncing on Cock on Stage of the Day
Dua Lipa Simulates Bouncing on Cock on Stage of the Day
Ozempic Katy Perry Still Gross of the Day
Ozempic Katy Perry Still Gross of the Day
Sydney Sweeney Riding a Paddle Board Erotica of the Day
Sydney Sweeney Riding a Paddle Board Erotica of the Day
Dora Madison Burge Nipples of the Day
Dora Madison Burge Nipples of the Day
Britney Spears Dance Video of the Day
Britney Spears Dance Video of the Day

2012

20

Apr

Jennifer Lawrence Does Archery in a Tight Dress of the Day

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I don’t find Jennifer Lawrence interesting or more importantly hot…but I am for watching girls do various things in tight clothing…whether it is dancing erotically….skipping rope….hullahooping….pretty much anything….They don’t have to be hot, famous, or sell out actors chasing the billion dollar franchise….they just have to be in tight clothes moving….I am perverted like that….

So today’s new obscure fetish is bitches doing Archery in tight dresses….that bitch demonstrating just happens to be an overrated billion dollar franchise acting who was once a real actor nominated for academy awards..if that counts as being a real actor…since it is all staged….

Enjoy…

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2012

20

Apr

Kate Upton in Some Beach Bunny Bullshit of the Day

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What a waste of Kate Upton’s breasts…Not to mention this Beach Bunny shit is tacky as fuck. I feel like it belongs on a trailer park wife…toothless and prostituting herself for a back of smokes while her husband is outback raping their kids….seriously….white fucking trash…..

Kate Upton’s career has a 2 year window. The internet and her big 18 year old tits made her famous enough to get work…photoshop made people believe she’s gonna stay this shape…when historical evidence of similar bodies….scream obese by 30…..no…I can’t live in the moment…especially not when the bitch is in a seee through top but her nipples have been erased…while wearing white trash gear….this is a fail….a waste of her good years….before it all goes terribly bad….

PS – she’s not as hot as you think she is….

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2012

20

Apr

Coco’s Ridiculous Tits Walking the Dog of the Day

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Coco is ridiculous….some….mainly me… would call her a stripper clown…a term I use because I can’t think of a better way to describe this kind of novelty act….or novelty toy looking woman….

She has gone from stripper bitch…to stripper looking bitch who hasn’t changed her stripper way…except being more public with it……

She doesn’t need to be a trashy exhibitionist slut…showing off her implants and fat ass for a little attention…she’s got money, she lives the good life…….

She just wants to be a trashy exhibitionist slut….she wants to expose herself like the cheap whore she is…and I don’t get it….because all the trashy whores I know do it cuz they have no choice or are lazy….while she does it cuz that’s who she is…it is her calling…her skill….her everything….her talent…all she knows and rich husbands or not…she’s not gonna stop…even if her overweight riduclpus ass and tits probably should…cuz they are just comical….even if I love staring at em cuz they are amazing on all fronts…and backs….


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2012

20

Apr

Selena Gomez’s Perky Implant Tits Care of the Day

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I am pretty sure that Selena Gomez has a small set of implants….Hispanic chicks have shitty fucking tits as a general rule….and you know as young as she is and as perky as her body may be…these are just too ideal to be real….and since they are small and unoffesive I am all for them…since tits are just accessories for sex anyway…like a toy to play with while you’re doing other things….and that is why I am interesting in recruiting as many girls as I can to buy implants for as long as they contractually oblige to letting me play with said implants whenever I fucking way….

That said, here are Selena Gomez tits doing good, drawing attention to more than just her tits…but also to Unicef, which is more than any stripper I know has done with her implants, even if I consider myself a charity and her letting me pay to rub her titties almost a philanthropic even, except it usually involves raping me of all the money I have…..

Either way, I’m a fan of good work for the progress of man kind as long as it inovles tits.

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2012

20

Apr

Closed Captioned Rihanna Dancing in Leggings of the Day

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I don’t give a fuck about Riahnna and her tribal jigaboo dance moves…

I don’t even care about her doing the dance in leggings…because she’s a whore and should be in a thong or naked…with labia flapping in all directions….a memory of the damage she did to herself by prostituting at the age of 14 to tourists back home even if that prostituting got her where she is today…..

What I care about is that they subtitled her – even though she’s speaking english….like America has got to the point of stupid where they can’t understand the guys on Swamp People….or even Caribbeans….it’s almost offensive to her uneducated ass…but more importantly…a terstament to our uncultured retard nation….or maybe it isn’t our nation but Rihanna and her uneducated whore ass….that we should just watch gyrate instead of listening to her talk about it….focus on her skills yo.

On a sidenote….

She wore a garter belt to dinner….and I approve….

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On another sidenote

Here are her tits for instagram – no wonder they sold for a billion dollars….

Posted in:Rihanna

2012

20

Apr

Ashley Tisdale Thinks She is Fabulous of the Day

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I wonder if this is one of those self encouraging moments….you know, positive affirmations to encourage change….If she wears a shirt that reads “Fabulous” she’ll feel fabulous…and hopefully this brainwashing will not only work on herself but also on the onlookers in effort switch our negative view on her….especially her face….because being a second rate Vanessa Hudgens, even though she has a hotter body, is less hairy, tries harder, hasn’t got a nude scandal and they started off and got famous on the same show…..is starting to get her down….down enough to use her titties to generate even more buzz to her “fabulous”…watching the trials, tribulations and struggles of underserving cunts is always funny.

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2012

20

Apr

Miranda Kerr Hot Ass for Reebok of the Day

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Reebok is smart enough to take Victoria’s Secret approach to marketing, by recruiting their prized hen and slutting her up in activewear in efforts to sell shoes using her ass….making her the equivalent of a low level spokesperson prostitute who traded her dignity for a paycheck that corporations rape to make fucking sales…..and I am not complaining….because hot model ass slutting out for money in pictures I can look at….whether I give a fuck about the brand or not…is a good thing….we need more of that in this horrible world we live in….that is luckily coming to an end in 8 months.

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2012

20

Apr

Cameron Diaz Legs for Instyle of the Day

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Cameron Diaz may be old….but unlike a war veteran or accident victim…she’s still got both her legs…legs that are long and toned and nicely maintained because she hasn’t gone out and destroyed herself with baby making despite her biological clock screaming “FILL MY FUCKING UTERUS UP IT IS MY ONLY POINT IN LIFE AND THE WINDOW OF OPPORTUNITY IS FUCKING CLOSING YOU SELF INVOLVED CUNT – YOU HAVE MILLIONS – SCREW YOUR VANITY – SETTLE DOWN – LET IT GO – MAKE BABIES”……and I respect the strength it takes a woman to say “cum in my other pussy, it’s an asshole”…..instead of following instinct…cuz it allows their bodies to remain tight….and their baggage light….all this to say…this is my kind of woman…

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2012

20

Apr

Shannon Elizabeth does FHM South Africa May 2012 of the Day

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Shannon Elizabeth is back….and no one gives a fuck because the world is full of hot pussy that don’t need to rely on the revival of a claim to fame from 15 years ago to get in the magazines….and if anyone does give a fuck about her and her comeback in the form of recycling her only job 15 years later…that person is needs to learn how to move the fuck on….you see….cuz life is about progress….no future in the past….let these bitches we once appreciated the implants fade and focus on the new pussy that’s coming on the scene…we aren’t married to these bitches…we don’t even know them…and sure as hell don’t need to be monogamous with them just cuz we jerked off to them once….

This shoot is for South Africa FHM….a magazine most South Africans can’t afford or bother with cuz they are dying of AIDS….so I figure it is my job to bring it to the people…I’m like Robin Hood…of titty pics.

Posted in:Shannon Elizabeth

2012

20

Apr

Nicki Minaj is a Fat Clown Showing Some Panty of the Day

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I hate Nicki Minaj. Her music is shit. Her concept is shit. Her body is shit and her execution is shit. She’s some trained actor who wanted to be famous and who managed to use that shit in what is seemingly a comedy act that people take seriously….not an actual art or high concept thing she’s put together that comes from the depths of her soul…She’s the fucking equivalent of a hired clown at a shitty kids birthday party hall….all loud and stupid with an equally raped soul.

She tries too fucking hard, looks fucking stupid in the process…She can’t be taken seriously….she must be put out of her misery….take her out back on Old Yeller the bitch….even if she’s showing panties I am too irritated by to remove with my mouth….so I know she’s bad news.


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