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Britney Spears Dance Party of 1 of the Day
Britney Spears Dance Party of 1 of the Day
Soula is the Instagram Of The Day
Soula is the Instagram Of The Day
Madison Beer Shows Off her Dick Sucking Knees of the Day
Madison Beer Shows Off her Dick Sucking Knees of the Day
Maya Hawke’s Slutty Photoshoot of the Day
Maya Hawke’s Slutty Photoshoot of the Day
Nicole Scherzinger’s Hard Body Doing Archery of the Day
Nicole Scherzinger’s Hard Body Doing Archery of the Day

2012

30

Mar

Whitney Port (who?) Throwback Jailbait Bikini Pic for National Cleavage Day of the Day

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So today is International Cleavage Day, I know, stupid cock teasing sluts misleading us with their push-up bras, and the team at Whitney Port’s website , yes unlike me, the internet hero, she has a team and no I don’t remember who Whitney Porn is, just sent me this picture of her captioned “The Day I Discovered I Had Cleavage”….which I assume was taken a few weeks after she got her period and a few years before she became a nobody who no one even remembers cuz The Hills was a stain, a shit stain, on American culture….something they are ashamed of as a nation, and that she was a part of….in fact…that was her claim to fame…

But as a pervert who has no problem endorsing pics of the day any girl realized she’s got her cleavage….I am forced to post it, even though everything I have left in my soul tells me I’m just doing devil’s work endorsing suck crap……luckily I realized that long ago…

Here’s the jailbait pic of someone you don’t remember…13 years old…creepy…


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2012

30

Mar

Rosie Huntington-Whitely in Vogue Brazil April 2012 of the Day

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Rosie Huntington-Whitely, an icon to balding dudes everywhere, who think she actually is into bald dudes, without realizing that the bald dude she is into is some millionaire action star, something they’ll likely never be, but who is judging your unrealistic masturbation fantasies, I mean shit, some people jerk off to way more unrealistic, creepy, disturbing things….

I just like her cuz she’s a model and I have a think for models… ESPECIALLY WHEN SHE SHOWS HER NIPPLES …..or more importantly, when she demonstrates just how easy acting is, by being in a movie replacing Megan Fox, that virgin losers nerds probably loved, but that I never saw but supported cuz anything that mocks acting as a profession is fucking good to me….

She’s hot even when not showing her nipple in photoshoots…

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2012

30

Mar

Jessica Alba Hot in Jack Magazine Italy of the Day

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I still like Jessica Alba….despite all she has going against her….mainly being older and a mom of two….two things that generally make me want to move onto appreciating younger pussy that hasn’t been ravaged by the horrible nightmare that is marketed as a miracle…child birth….but for some reason….I’m into her….

She’s like the bitch you fucked in your 20s, who is now a mom, married and miserable in her upper middle class life, hitting you up on facebook for another round cuz her husband is out of town at a conference and she’s ready to cheat….and she’s chosing you… cuz you’ve been there, you always had a connection and most importantly no one she knows would believe you if you told anyone what happened so you can’t extort her, and why would you, she’s the one who got away and you’ve been jerking off to memories of her like you were a chick in your bath and not into porn the last decade…..dying to experience her and her rich and fancy smells and maintained body even if it has baggage like kids and less tight vagina….things you normally hate…..but her wanting you to lick her asshole before fucking it like you used to, something her vanilla lawyer or doctor or whatever husband doesn’t do to her….makes it all worth it.

It’s one of those brokeback mountain “I can’t quit you” situations, just less homo…and here is Alba, mom pussy, mom body and all in some magazine for no real reason….


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2012

30

Mar

Christina Hendricks Fat Titties in Easy Living Magazine of the Day

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I thought it was appropriate that Christina Hendricks was in a magazine called Easy Living, because based on her physique, that’s exactly what she’s been doing, you know laying on the couch with a tube shoved down her throat like a goose being made into foie gras, you know spending her Hollywood money on emotionally eating, in order to maintain the tits everyone obsesses over, even though they come with a fat ass, fat gunt, fat belly, fat thighs, fat arms and a fat ego cuz you idiots keep encouraging her….

I have never been a fan of fat chicks, I just marry them cuz they pay the rent….I just know their ability to maximize their fat tits with the help of the right bras and straps to make horny dudes crack and not worry about the rest of her that them tits pretty much erases. It’s a scam and I won’t stand for it…..

On that note, here’s her cleavage in a sweater in some magazine.


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2012

30

Mar

Elisha Cuthbert Grabbing her Tit in New York Moves Magazine of the Day

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I am pretty uninterested in Elisha Cuthbert. Maybe that’s cuz she’s from Montreal, the place where I live, that hasn’t given me a key to the city yet, even though I’m substantially more important than most of the locals, except maybe this bitch and Jessica Pare, who is the wife in Mad Men, who recently blocked me on Facebook, cuz I know she’s not actually hot in person…..cuz I’ve seen her in person….

But I think it has more to do with her being some sloppy, chubby, friend of Paris Hilton, who may be on TV, but who still deserves a candlelight vigil outside her parent’s house….cuz she doesn’t turn me on like she did in that one movie she did, not even in photoshoots where she’s photoshopped and grabbing her tit like it matters….

I don’t know she’s dull, but I’m posting the pics anyway, cuz I got nothing better going on, see cuz unlike Cuthbert, I’m no celeb but a bottom feeder….


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2012

30

Mar

Raquel Zimmermann Naked in Status Magazine of the Day

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Her name is Raquel Zimmermann, she’s some Brazilian model who is pushing 30….she’s not substantially hot, but I have POSTED ON HER BEFORE ….but more importantly, I have posted her previous NAKED PHOTOSHOOT ……and here she is again, in some magazine I’ve never heard of, showing some hot enough body that has a modeling contract, also known as a work permit for my dick…

I guess the real issue at hand is figuring out if these nipples had anything to do with the killing of Hooded Trayvon…..maybe her street name is George….shit…I’m good at this tabloid shit.


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2012

30

Mar

Candice Swanepoel and Miranda Kerr in Bikinis Under Lacy Shit of the Day

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You know what I’m into? Bikini models, whether they are moms or not…Whether they are South African and thus HIV Positive or not, to be in fucking bikinis….not in poolside sheer crocheted, knitted or even lacy shit that covers up said bikini bodies….save the surongs or whatever you call the towels, robes, sheets and covers bitches wear at the beach for the fat chicks who need them, when dealing with bikini models, get the in character and crawling around the pool pretending they lost a contact or some shit.

STEP IT UP VICTORIA’S SECRET…..


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2012

30

Mar

Micaela Schaefer at Some Event Looking Ridiculous of the Day

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Those Germans….always up to something…..whether it is genocide, or ethnic cleansing, scat films, great automotive engineering or breeding some weird attention seeking trash who shows up to events half naked…..whether in IN THONG or SHOWING NIPPLE all for attention, that she clearly gets, cuz she’s not fat and even if she was fat, people would look at her…especially in Germany, because they are a real pragmatic bunch who get things done….

I think I may be in love with her drive and the way she markets herself…as a trashy slutty stripper bitch who traded her pole for the red carper….it works for my questionable morals and values.

Micaela Schaefer is some novelty act…

Here’s the video….

Here is one in better quality but far less about Micaela Schaefer…


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2012

30

Mar

stepNEWS of the Day

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The stepNEWS is amazing…I should marry it on April Fools Day…since all you other fuckers hate the shit cuz you’re too stupid to laugh at the shit cuz you are the trash that belongs in the shit….if you know what I mean…you are a fucking stepNEWS clip waiting to happen retard….ohhhh dissss….

Batman Pulled Over By Police In Maryland
Montgomery County Police have released dash cam video of a Batman impersonator being pulled over in Silver Spring last week.

Motorcycle Nearly Hit By Spinning Car
A driver lost control on a San Antonio highway, spinning across the roadway, as a motorcycle accelerated to narrowly miss being hit.

Police rescue man stuck in handcuffs at adult store
Police were called to the VIP Adult Entertainment store on Boston Post Road after a customer got stuck in a set of handcuffs he was trying on.

Pennsylvania School Bus Driver Fired For Driving Drunk
A Washington County school bus driver accused of drinking on the job Thursday has been fired. The driver, Miguel Rivera, 49, was scheduled to make three runs with students from Washington Park Elementary School, but police were tipped off when students smelled alcohol on Rivera, leading to his arrest.

Cops: Woman Threw Puppies at Boyfriend
A Spring Lake Park, Minnesota woman is charged with three counts of animal cruelty after throwing three one-week old puppies at her boyfriend as projectiles during a fight.

Caught On Tape: Suspect Takedown by Police
Police take down a man who ran from them after a traffic stop Friday morning. The entire incident was caught on video.

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2012

30

Mar

Carolyn Murphy Spreads Her Leg in Harper’s Bazaar Turkey of the Day

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I don’t know if there is some Carolyn Murphy nipple in these pics for Harper’s Bazaar Turkey, an Arab, yet European publication that is far more sex charged than American publications because this is God’s country people, and we like to repress sex and sexuality, forcing our kids to Christian Dating sites to feel less guilty about one night stands, by eliminating the chance of accidentally banging a jew….but she is spreading her legs…

Sure….she’s not SPREADING HER SUPERMODEL LEGS AS HARD AS SHE DID IN HER SEX TAPE THAT DROPPED 6 YEARS AGO THAT WE COVERED ….but she is spreading them enough for me to revisit THAT SEX TAPE ….cuz nothing ever fully disappears on the internet – no matter how many lawyers you got working for you bitch.


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