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Is Eva Longoria’s Ass Real of the Day
Is Eva Longoria’s Ass Real of the Day
Emma Roberts is Pregnant and Ashley Benson is in a Thong in Bikinis of the Day
Emma Roberts is Pregnant and Ashley Benson is in a Thong in Bikinis of the Day
Suki Waterhouse Flashes her Ass of the Day
Suki Waterhouse Flashes her Ass of the Day
Em Rata and her Muppet Face of the Day
Em Rata and her Muppet Face of the Day
Halle Berry in a Lingerie Outfit Despite Being 100 of the Day
Halle Berry in a Lingerie Outfit Despite Being 100 of the Day

2012

21

Mar

Jennifer Nicole Lee Gets Measured of the Day

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I don’t know who this bitch is fucking….or how much she’s paying for the paparazzi to follow her around like she matters….because she doesn’t….she’s just struggling to get into tabloids later in life…because she used to be fat….prior to turning into a dude…all ripped and testosterone filled…to the point that I can only assume she’s had her women sex organs removed in order to get better tone….like all fat chicks who lose weight and think it is important for the world to be annoyed by their celebration of not being a fat chick anymore…

I get that she shows off her implants and ass, is on the beach daily, and today, gets measured by while the paparazzi take pics…..but there are real celebrities I’d rather see pulling more creative publicity stunts than this dude.

It’s cheap. It’s not hot and the whole thing is very fucking upsetting.


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2012

21

Mar

Tara Reid Face Close Up in Video of the Day

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The world needs more close up video of Tara Reid’s face. You know after years of partying and hard living, there’s a whole lot of stories present in each line, bag, discoloration and saggy skinned crevice.

You know it has taken her years of abuse, drugs, booze, sleepless nights, facials (not the beauty salon kind) to leave remnants of a youthful hot chick damaged, tired and ready for a nap…and that needs to be celebrated.

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2012

21

Mar

Model Jennifer Miller’s Ass in a Bikini Bottom of the Day

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She’s a 28 year old model who I’ve never posted before, probably because she isn’t all that interesting to look at, and even in her decade long modeling career, and relationships with guys in bands, hasn’t got any topless for fashion pics I’ve been compelled to post, leading me to think she’s just another one of those low level signed models with a contract but with little impact in the world of modeling….she just wears clothes on runways…kinda thing….you know we can’t all be Elvis of our chosen careers, but she has a modeling contract none-the-less and that means she’s skinny, and here she is in a bikini, maybe looking awkward to some, but good enough for me.

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2012

21

Mar

Reese Witherspoon’s Gunt is Probably Caused By an Occupied Uterus of the Day

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Reese Witherspoon could just be Bloated, fat, Swollen in the uterus from her previous dozen kids….dumpy from always being dumpy, you know a little too into souther fried cooking to ever really be fit….I mean since she first hit Hollywood she played the fat chick as far as I’m concerned, sure it was the fat chick who controlled her fatness as hard as she could before getting knocked up on set of Cruel Intentions, only to tricky homie into marrying her, and living a horrible life with her, before her good Christian values that I like to call a fucking lie, led her to another homie, who has been rumored to have knocked her up, occupying her swollen gunt she’s always had, but now has a reason for having….and like all good Christian Women, she’s remaried, so this isn’t a bastard brewing, it’s just you know, another kid to add to her army, made by different sperm, like she was a ghetto fucking stripper in line at WalMart with 4 kids all a different shade of brother. If you know waht I mean.


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2012

21

Mar

stepNEWS of the Day

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The stepNEWS always amazes me…whether it is how insane people are, how stupid people are, how incredible people are….it’s just a great glance into the hell we live in that is luckily going to explode soon.

Road Rage Leads To Gas Station Explosion
A Florida woman lost her temper at a Florida gas station, cutting off another driver, and ran into a gas pump, igniting a fire.

Wisconsin Church Hold Sex Offenders-Only Services
A Wisconsin church hold an adults-only service for registered sex offenders that is adults-only.

Brawl outside Greenwich Village McDonald’s caught on video

Video taken from inside a McDonald’s in Greenwich Village captures a violent brawl in front of the fast food restaurant. The video starts off with three men punching and kicking each other Saturday night on West 3rd Street.

Woman Falls Into Lake While Texting
A woman who was too busy texting on her phone to pay attention to where she was walking fell of a pier in Michigan and was rescued by a bystander.

Jury Duty For A 3rd Grader
One 9 year-old Massachusetts native is chosen to participate in jury duty.

VIDEO: Pilot Orders Skydivers to Jump, Saved Their Lives
A hot air balloon pilot is credited with saving live before a fast-moving thunderstorm slammed his balloon into the ground.

Bear bites Florida woman walking dog
A Longwood woman is being treated for injuries after she was bitten by a bear while walking her dog.

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2012

21

Mar

Topless Scene on Set of Spring Breakers of the Day

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It’s not an Spring Break without titties….so I guess the geniuses behind the Spring Breakers….a movie that stars Vanessa “not so hot but willing to show her naked twat” Hudgens…..Selena “Sex Offender Who Looks 12” Gomez and some other bitch no one has ever heard of but that who is milking this as hard as she can cuz this is her big break….They’ve had the paparazzi on set everyday to fuel the hype behind what I am sure is going to be a fucking shitty movie….and not just because Spring Break is a tacky Jersey Shore mess of disgusting….but because I can just tell…..but at least they are keeping it as authentic as possible by getting a couple dumb cunts to be their “topless” partiers…making these pics likely the best part of the movie….mainly cuz I like seeing local bitches get excited enough to do this cuz you know the producer met her in a bar a few nights earlier and she thinks this is her big break….amazing….but she’ll probably amount to nothing but an extra, with these morals and values, she’ll likely be pregnant in a few months anyway…..so take her 5 minutes of fame in…..it’s worth it cuz there are tits.


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2012

21

Mar

Jennifer Lawrence Has Tits of the Day

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So this Jennifer Lawrence bitch, who you are about to hear a lot about, because she’s in some Hunger Games shit that is supposed to be the next Twilight, big deal, big scale, big budget, blockbuster franchise, so she’s gonna be around the next 10 years and worth 100 million dollars when it is all said and done, cuz she made the smart move of selling herself out as an actor for the money, typecasting herself for one brand, and making her a good candidate to K-Fed….especially now that we know she’s got tits….

I don’t really give a fuck about her either way, she does nothing for me, she’s not all that hot, she’s got a vagina, and I guess that’s good enough, but I’m already bored of her without even knowing who the fuck she is before a couple of weeks ago….

Here she is on David Letterman….

Here is the whole interview in garbage fucking quality…..because she talks about peeing.


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2012

21

Mar

Paz de la Huerta by the Pool for Terry Richardson of the Day

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Paz de la Huerta is some crackhead or meth addicted looking hipster bitch who looks the right amount of haggard for me to want to have sex with her….She’s recently become Terry Richardson’s must, and he’s got pics of her all over his site, because she’s a crazy hipster bitch who gets naked wherever she goes….maybe because she likes it, maybe because she’s fucked up and doesn’t know what she’s doing, or maybe because she knows Terry Richardson is right now the top of the fashion photography game, and that people are watching him, and thus watching her…..you know some backlash from being fired from Boardwalk Empire, the gig I’m sure she thought was gonna make her a big deal…and I guess it kinda did….but the ride is over and now she’s doing all she can do to stay relevant…it’s hard out there for an aspiring bitch who loves getting naked….and at least she’s getting naked…..next time I hope for more pussy lip.

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2012

21

Mar

Kate Moss Forgets to Do Up Her Pants of the Day

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I think Kate Moss is probably one of the best models of all time….only because she lives the fucking rockstar life….going to all the best parties, fucking all the unprotected rockstar and A-List celebrity cock she can get her pussy around. She’s not fat, in fact hated for being too skinny in the 90s, she’s aged amazing like all that hard living has kept her pickled and preserved… but most importantly throughout most of this, she’s been a fucking mom to a kid I doubt sees that much….which is exciting me since I am an aspiring deadbeat parent….it can be done in the classiest of fucking ways…..I also like that she doesn’t give a fuck, you know part of being a millionaire for being hot, with top grade millionaires throwing their semen at her….and in being as punk as she is…she always gets topless or naked, when paid or unpaid, cuz why bother not being naked…

That said, I’m not sure why her pants are undone. But I’m glad they are….

Maybe she’s airing out her well traveled, tired, dirty twat I wish I could taste….

Maybe I should stop focusing on that…because this is the kid of shit that can motivate me to try to convince mom’s in the park to undo their pants…and that’s the kind of shit that gets me arrested…or hurt….


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2012

21

Mar

Zippora Seven in L’Officiel Ukraine March 2012 of the DAy

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You know what I like about Zippora Seven, besides her hippie fucking name, that is cartoon-ish and fun, but for some reason makes me want to grown out my bush and roll around in mud while hugging a fucking tree and eating organic vegan food like her parents…it’s just that exciting a name…

I like that she gets naked for fashion or more importantly for money to put herself out there on the international scene, but even more importantly, she was getting naked for fashion or more importantly for money when she was fucking 16 in 2008 , because like all good sheep herders from New Zealand, her nudist parents embraced her tight teen titties as much as I wish I could….

That was 4 years ago, but she’s still up to her old tricks, this time at 20 and in some Ukrainian edition of a fashion mag….she started at it young, nice and experienced and still young. I dig it.

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