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2012

21

Mar

Jordan Carver is a Cowgirl of the Day

Here are some ridiculous Jordan Carver pictures because I don’t understand Jordan Carver…Sure I get the big tits people like looking at…that’s pretty easy to understand….I just don’t get how they happened. Are they real? They can’t be…they must be fake….and the good news for this Carver nobody but a bitch with huge tits…is that shit compensates for her average at best face. I’m sure she’s a nice girl though….I mean she must be to be out taking pics like this for attention…Right?

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2012

21

Mar

Mourning Hangover Dump of the Day

I have a stalker….which is nice….it shows appreciation for me…it makes me feel relevant….like I exist…like I matter… .even if it is probably a man…who wants me dead….even if it’s just someone playing a joke on me….I pretend it is a hot chick willing to save me fromt this hell…

Notes have left on my door that read “I know who you are”….and “I want to be inside you like you are inside me”….and the paranoid side of me wants to lock myself in a basement with a shotgun….but the romantic side of me is thinking…this could be real love….even if I end up skinned and butchered in a dumpster…..maybe I’m just happy that for once….I’m not the stalker….

Here are some morning links while I go hide.

Kirsten Dunst Hot Tits in a Nude Scene
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Timelapse of the Chicago River Being Dyed Green – VIDEO
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Well Good Morning Gia Marie
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Hottest Sports Wives and Girlfriends Who Need Their Own Reality Show
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Free Cam Shows Will Make It Easier to Get Through the Week
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Sometimes Funny Tits Are Better Than Sexy Tits
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25 Novels That Should Have Movie Adaptations
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Courtney Stodden Still Believes In America
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Amateur and a Dildo on Video – VIDEO
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Live Web Cams, For Your Pleasure
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Porno Link Dump
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More Selena Gomez and Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Benson in Bikinis
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Kim Kardashian Inspired Webcam Star of the Day
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2012

20

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

I was going to write “That awkward moment when you realize you just finished having sex with your son” on my FACEBOOK PROFILE , but decided not to, because DrunkenStepfather is a dying art….I don’t get friend request, but I lose friends real fast…..eventually leaving me all alone on the internet like I am all alone in life…and that’s depressing…so I chose censorship….even more depressing….but making noise when no one is listening is pretty ineffective when outting the world for being a gang of fucking lying, scumbag, cunts.

This is the best youtube video I’ve ever seen….in my life

Here are the stepLINKS….

Tara Reid Red Carpet Tits….
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Lohan Paid a Pornstar to Fuck Her
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Susan Sarandon 1982 – Fully See Through Bathing Suit Pics
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Nicki Minaj is Fat….
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Sofia Vergara’s Sexiest Looks
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Chicago Cop Chokes Out a Mouthy Kid
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People Spinning Weirdness
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This Green River Shit Can’t Be Good for the Environment
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Katy Perry Nice Tittie Fuck Cleavage
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Taylor Momsen Spreads Her Pussy Up In Canada
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Jessica Simpson is Eating for 20 or Something
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Live Web Cam Sluts Will Make Any Day a Whole Lot Better
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Dog VS Toilet – VIDEO
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Sara Jean Underwood at a Hot Nerd Car Wash
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Ughhhh When is Katy Perry Gonna Ditch the God Awful Blue Hair
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Jesska is the Stuff Dreams Are Made Of
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Busty Bombshell Yoko Matsugane
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Free Cam Shows, It’s a Price You Can’t Beat
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Bendy Cheerleader Fucks a Big Dildo on Video
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Hottest Wives and Girlfriends in Major League Baseball
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Gwenyth Paltrow Wants Us All to Know She Wrote Her Incredibly Fucking Pretentious Cookbook Herself
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Coco Flashed Her Tit Cause That’s All She’s good For
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Lucy Liu, Cause It’s Been Awhile
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Story Time With a Crack Whore – VIDEO
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When Camels Attack. WTF? – VIDEO
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Ahhhhhh Adriana Lime Bikini Pics Help Ease the Pain of Knowing She is Having another Kid
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Kitty Lea is Sexy in a Leather Dress
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Beyonce is Standing in the Middle of SCARY
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Susan Sarandon See Through From 1982 and She is Lookin Hot
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Tristan is Sex at Home
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Candice Swanepoel in Vogue Italia
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Victoria Rae Will Turn Your Frown Up Side Down
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Miss Reef Chile 2012
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This Photoset Will Make You an Ass Man
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Mother Believes Son Is Possessed Slashes His Throat!!! [Video]
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Mandy and Sabrina are Super Sexy
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Simon Cowell Spends $6000 On Pleasant Chats At Strip Club
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Melissa Debling’s Sexy Strip Video For ZOO
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Long and Leggy Fashion Babe Anyone?
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What’s Up With Jennifer Nicole Lee & Her Prostitute Dresses?
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Ahhhhhhhhh a Drunken Bar Brawl
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Isabella is Sexy Outdoors
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10 of the sexiest celebrity lesbians
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Demi Moore Winds the Photoshop Awards Today
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Ahhhhh Rosa Acosta Hotness!
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Eva Longoria Needs A Cock In That Ass
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Sometimes Trying to Be Hot in Porn Has the Opposite Effect
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Gorilla Throwing Shit at the Zoo Keeper
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The Worst Cliche’s in Sport
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Sabine Jemeljanova’s Boobs for NUTS
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Taylor Swift Legs
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Izabella Scorupco Sexy in Red
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Emma Watson Tight Pants
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Jennifer Morrison Blue Dress
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Kelly Brook Ankles
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Mallika Sherawa Throwback Cleavage!
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Yvonne Strahovski Hot Erotic Photoshoot
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Sylvie van der Vaart – Hot Fucking Woman in a Dress With Legs Crossed
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Natascha McElhone Boring Photoshoot
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Alicia Arden’s Got Tit
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Scarlet Johansson in Anna Magazine
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Beyonce’s Big Fat Mom Ass
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Kate Middleton Bending Over to Dig Dirt – In a Dress!
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Tulisa Blowjob Video – ALLEGED – Blowjob Video
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Webcam Star of the Day – EVA MENDES LOOK-A-LIKE – With Dildos….
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Our Friend Enrique Sucking Brett Rossi’s TIt
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smutMEET! – PORN LINK DUMP! – Best Porn Of the Day!
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Throwback Post – Sara Jean Underwood Nerd Car Wash from 2010
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2012

20

Mar

Miss Bahamas Anastagia Pierre Bikini Pics of the Day

Anastagia Pierre is some Miss Bahamas bich who is in the news because she greeted Prince Harry at some function in the Bahamas that he was attending to celebrate his mother in all her colonies, or some shit…and because she was in the same room as him the tabloids called her up to get her take on the meeting and to get stupid quotes about how he put her at ease because he always made eye contact and other equally stupid blown out of proportion shit…that ends in her saying that she currently has a boyfriend, but she would consider going out with him, cuz girls are whore…..and so is the media…..used to lure you in and treat you like an idiot….feeding you stories and lies….and half truths…..but none of that matters…what matters is that all this hype has led to some staged bikini pics…and as a guy who like blackness my old friend….I find them kinda hot….

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2012

20

Mar

Maria Menounos Dancing with the Stars Dance of the Day

Maria Menounos is kinda hot…mainly cuz she has 2 vaginas…you know like all greek girls….only unlike all the greek girls I know she’s not obese, or hairy, but her pussy may smell of Feta….I just can’t be too sure…because I’ve neever smelled her pussy – BUT I HAVE SEEN IT

Dancing with the Stars….or the almost stars…or the barely stars…or the “I hope this gives me second chance in my uselessness”…..is uninteresting, possibly one of the worst shows on TV, except when you watch it at 1/4 speed and remember that the way a girl moves on the dancefloor is similar to the way she fucks….

Menounos….is likely a good fuck…otherwise she’d never be on TV….she’s ok in my books….I just wish I knowed how to read.

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2012

20

Mar

Amanda Seyfried Bent Over Pics of the Day

I know….these bent over ass shots would be far more appealing if she was in a solid color pant…cuz this fucking optical illusion shit isn’t letting me figure out where her ass stops or starts or where her pussy is….but then again, if she wasn’t wearing pants at all would really make these pics more appeaing….but my wishes never comee true. I’m a loser like that…in fact I am a loser in a lot of other ways to0.

That said, I love that she SHOWS HER HOT NAKED BODY IN MOVIES ….and also manages some Disney garbage Lohan angrily masturbates to….wishing she had those gigs….hating her for getting them…but loving the fact that they exist as much as she loves paying pornstars to fuck her…..

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2012

20

Mar

Shannon Elizabeth for Old Times at the American Reunion Premiere of the Day

There was a time when I thought Shannon Elizabeth was fucking hot…That time was back in her first and pretty much last movie role tha counted…being the exchange student in American Pie….she had good fake tits and a hot body…

Now I don’t give a fuck about the American Pie comeback, I know it is a cash grab that will likely fucking suck harder than the first movies did, but more importantly harder than their straight to DVD series of trying to milk Eugene Levy as hard as his thick eyebrows let them…..

…and I sure as hell don’t give a fuck about Shannon Elizabeth, a virtual nobody in her mid to late 30s who doesn’t fucking matter, but I do believe in the power of video and pictures, allowing us to reflect on a bitch that was and not a bitch that is.

So I’m not excited about how she looked making her first public appearance since Clinton was president…I’m just reminded that I wanted to fuck her and that’s why I’m bothering with this shit….

The truth is that American Pie should be taking full page ads out on the site to promote this movie…but I’m just not the kind of guy those 50,000 dollar a week ad sales campaigns happen to. But I should be…..just like Shannon Elizabeth should be 25 again.


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2012

20

Mar

Miss Reef Chile 2012 of the Day

These are some serious asses. My God. I love a hot ass. They mesmorize and amaze. They make all other asses useless, boring, long and flat, deflated, lazy, uninteresting, a waste of time, even many or disgusting….But these reef asses are good…I could stare at these asses for days…..which is convenient cuz I’m unemployed and have nothing else to do.

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2012

20

Mar

stepNEWS of the Day

The stepNEWS is my favorite. These people walk amongst us. They are our neigbors, friends, family and that makes them better than any celebs. I mean imagine the commitment it takes to be labeled a serial flasher….or the confidence it takes to be Sheriff when you’re a white supremacist, or the insanity it takes a woman to think a potato chip is a message from her dead father….it’s fucking awesome, inspiring, entertaining….

Serial Flasher Strikes Again in Detroit
He’s been terrorizing businesses all around Metro Detroit with his privates, but now cops know what he looks like.

White Supremacist Running for Sheriff in Iowa
An Idaho man, and leader of his local chapter of the Ku Klux Klan, is running for sheriff of Bonner County.

Study Shows Women Get Sexual Pleasure From Working Out
A new study shows that women can receive sexual pleasure when weightlifting or yoga.

Woman Thinks Potato Chip Is Sign From Dead Father
A Missouri family believes that a potato chip with a bizarre marking is a symbol that their departed father crossed over into heaven.

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2012

20

Mar

Ashley Tisdale Bikini Pics of the Day

I rip into Ashley Tisdale enough to encourage her to kill herself…I even have a series of posts that are called “Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch” that all stemmed from her winning a purchased teen choice award I just knew a call center in India was hired to vote on all day, making her the winner of some “hottest chick” lie that just couldn’t be fucking possible based on her face…even after the nose job..it was impossible…and as she accepted the award…all I could think about was how this would negatively impact the youth…the women of tomorrow…were ugly girls going to be confused and think they were hot too…

Then….I went through a phase where I gave the bitch credit…I said, okay she has a shitty face, she knows she’s not hot, otherwise she wouldnt’ have got surgery or spent so many times hiding her face fromt he paparazzi, but she does work out over and over again….and like all butterfaces I’ve known…that is always the right approach…it’s like you don’t just fuck a bitches face, her body has the power to erase her fucking face, and if it is fit…shit dude…that’s fun to cum all over…

But now…lloking at her in her bikini….her litle pudge from her period or something….I’m not digging it….I see ugly face, ugly hair, behind hat and glasses and a body….that doesn’t fucking rape me or make me want to rape when half naked…..I think it’s just time for her to hit up retirement. Save the bikinis for hot chicks.


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