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Is Eva Longoria’s Ass Real of the Day
Is Eva Longoria’s Ass Real of the Day
Emma Roberts is Pregnant and Ashley Benson is in a Thong in Bikinis of the Day
Emma Roberts is Pregnant and Ashley Benson is in a Thong in Bikinis of the Day
Suki Waterhouse Flashes her Ass of the Day
Suki Waterhouse Flashes her Ass of the Day
Em Rata and her Muppet Face of the Day
Em Rata and her Muppet Face of the Day
Halle Berry in a Lingerie Outfit Despite Being 100 of the Day
Halle Berry in a Lingerie Outfit Despite Being 100 of the Day

2012

27

Feb

Paz dela Heurta for Terry Richardson of the Day

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I am a fan of Paz dela Huerta….from her EXPOSED ASSHOLE IN A PHOTOSHOOT ….to all her nudity on Boardwalk Empire before getting fired that I’ve posted….to all the other nudity she’s been involved with all these one year that I’ve posted…because she’s just that girl who always looks drunk or high, unshowered, and like she’d be masturbating in the corner at some hipster party while her best friend ate her out and her gay friend put his dick in her mouth cuz they are so innovative, avant garde, and hip…

THat’s why these pics of her at Terry Richardson’s after party, flashing tit and ass for the fun of it, you know to be that wild naked girl at the party, wasted….are so amazing….expected….obvious….but amazing…

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2012

27

Feb

Marisa Miiller’s Hot Tits at Some Oscar Shit of the Day

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I am pretty sure the Vanity Fair party is where all the hot Los Angeles pussy came out to celebrate the Oscars…From BROOKLYN DECKER AND HER CLEAVAGE to MARIA SHARAPOVA AND HER NUTTY SKIRT to some SCARY KATE HUDSON this was the party where you probably would have been arrested for sneaking in cuz you’d be too busy masturbating all over the gift bags hoping they include panties these bitches wear without washing in efforts to knock them up and be their K-Fed…at least I know that that’s what I’d be doing if I was there…and maybe that’s why I don’t get invited to parties ever….

Either way, Marisa Miller was there and she had great cleavage and despite finding her hard faced and old, I know her implants are probably only 10, so if anything, we’re all a bunch of sex offenders for appreciating them.


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2012

27

Feb

Jill Martin in Her Bikini of the Day

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Her name is Jill Martin and she looks real good at accounting…if you know what I mean…and if you don’t it doesn’t matter…cuz she’s got fake tits in a bikini and that’s the key to distracting people from her Ashley Tisdlale looking face….even if she probably should have saved her bikini for her 20s….when her ass wasn’t a piile of slop…..and not until her late 40s that her botox is screaming I pretend I’m 35….and who cares…she’s not famous, this may help, but not as much as the plastic surgery she thanks god for everyday….cuz without it…she’d be scarier than she already is…


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2012

27

Feb

Sarah Hyland Twitter Bikini of the Day

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Sarah Hyland is the 21 year old who looks 13 that you probably have already masturbated to cuz she’s on TV with Sofia Vergara’s tits….and because you didn’t realize she was 21 and now that you know she’s not 13….you’re deleting all the screen caps you’ve taken of her the last year or two that show’s been on TV….

Well it turns out that like every 21 year old, she’s into showing off bikini pics on social network sites for male attention and male appreciation…cuz why else would chicks put up bikini pics…they obviously know we jerk off to those “spring break” albums….that’s really the whole fucking point of facebook and reconnecting with old friends – isn’t it?

Either way, this is a good start to her post puberty career…..keep up the good attention seeking bitch.

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2012

27

Feb

Angela Simmons Fat Ass in a Bikini of the Day

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I think I am the official ANGELA SIMMONS IS A SPOILED BRAT WHO IS ALWAYS AT THE MIAMI HOUSE IN A BIKINI CUZ SHE DOESN’T HAVE A JOB OR NEED A JOB SINCE HER DAD IS RUN FROM RUN DMC AND HER UNCLE IS RUSSELL and I don’t know why….maybe it is cuz I love black girls…or rich girls…or rich black girls who I bet are whiter than any white girl I have met…you know with living in the upper crust of society all her life….or maybe it’s the whole black history month challenge of fucking a black girl this month not working out…but I know that fat ass and cellulite or not…I like this girl….she’s a keeper and that’s why I’ll continue documenting her bikini clad life even if she doesn’t have a body that should be bikini clad by societies standards…..something she doesn’t give a fuck about cuz she lives on her own fucking planet of reality…..


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2012

27

Feb

Selena Gomez Superhero Dress of the Day

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The nerds and fan boys are gonna love this shit…

Not sure what her superpower is – but assume it’s sex offending…She’s good at that and always gets off…if you know what I mean…and that is that she’s never been arrested for banging a 16 year old….when I know people who have been for just propositioning 16 year olds on the internet….which makes me wonder if the law gives celebs preferential treatment or if her relationship with Bieber is fake, staged and designed to help both their careers get press….which then makes me wonder why the fuck am I debating Selena Gomez and Bieber’s sex life…I’m a grown man and this is just weird….but then I remember that she’s dressed like a superhero….

Thanks for being on this journey with me…

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2012

27

Feb

Heidi Klum and Bar Refaeli Fantasy Picture 10 Years Too Late of the Day

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I think I overshot my excitement on this picture of Bar Refaeli and Heidi Klum a couple of ex- Victoria’s Secret pussy in dresses, sticking tongues out, grabbing asses…..by giving them a post….because I realize they’re not naked…but more importantly they are old, washed up, and this site is supposed to be about new pussy breaking down doors crying for attention through nudity so people notice them and not old and established pussy fully clothed….

If it is not crying for attention for people to notice them…I don’t wanna know about them…but I did it….so it’s too late now…I’m gonna run with it….

Maybe the story in this is the Jew and the Nazi unite…..despite how one’s grandparents gassed the other’s grandparents….in a forgive and forget…we’re both models…and that’s our bond…..

But it’d be a better story if this ended in German scat…and who knows…maybe it did….back in the hotel room….when the cameras were off and the plastic sheets were sprawled out…


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2012

27

Feb

Lindsay Lohab Lookin’ Like Death of the Day

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A girl on my facebook took this picture of Lindsay Lohan at Terry Richardson at some show that Terry Richardson was putting on where Lohan went to support cuz it was the “it” fashion thing to be seen at…and because she likes to pretend she is Terry Richardson’s muse as it makes her feel important…while Richardson likes to pretend she is too cuz people love looking at pics of Lohan half naked …..except me….because when I look at this face I see a 48 year old housewife trying to look young and not a hot little cokeslut looking to suck my dick….there’s nothing appealing in it to me…no fantasy….and I’ve met Lohan and still can’t even debate fapping to her……

This is only hot to the haters and the necrophiliacs hoping that this look is a direct reflection of her health….leading one to believe she’ll soon be a corpse…

But as a longtime Lohan fan and lover…I just get disppointed….knowing that such amazing tits are going to waste….with such a wasted face….especially when she looked like this and THIS in 2008….


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2012

27

Feb

Best Paparazzi Picture of the Day

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Every once in a while the paparzzi deliver a picture that is actually worth looking at…cuz most of the time their pictures fucking suck…. you know one that takes skill, balls, hustle, concept, vision to capture and release….even if they are on payroll from the no name trying to make a name for herself…in the form of this unknown UK trash named Tulisa Contostavlos cameltoe….even though as a greek we know her real pussy is her asshole…Good job paparazzi…you deserve an oscar for this shit.


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2012

27

Feb

stepNEWS of the Day

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You know there’s more to life than Oscar coverage right? You know that the build up and the aftermath of all things Oscar diverted focus from actual real life and what’s really going on…by making you think you care about some biased opinion of the best movie….instead of just seeing the shit on your own and making your own opion….So here’s the news…to cleanse you of that marketing hell….with great stories of tragedy, dispair, perversion and amazingness….far better than any movie cuz it is real life….

Fishermen Catch 40 lbs. of Marijuana
Two fishermen find 40lb brick of marijuana floating off the coast of California.

Karaoke Song Choice Leads To Killing
An argument over song choice at a Houston karaoke bar led to a fatal overnight shooting, police said. The incident happened after the victim finished performing the Spanish-language song “Somos mas Americanos,â€? which translated to English means “We Are More American.”

Couple Married At Gas Station Before Groom Arrested
A couple stopped at a gas station in Albuquerque, New Mexico when policed stepped in to arrest the groom who had an outstanding warrant. The police did make it possible for the couple to be married at the gas station before arresting the groom

Little Boy Sneaks Out To Fight Crime
Lliam Baird, a young Oregon boy, dressed in all black packed his Nerf guns, and went out looking for bad guys to bring to justice in the middle of the night. Luckily he didn’t run into trouble, a police officer did find him and made sure he got home safely.

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