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2012

02

Feb

Blake Lively Hot for Elle of the Day

Blake Lively, better known as the D-Lister who fucks A-Lister men, is showing us why those guys who could potentially fuck anyone, waste their time with her, because prior to these pictures for Elle Magazine, I just assumed they shared the same publicist and this was their effort to bring her from Gossip Girl to big movies like she was Angelina Jolie or some shit…so it has been decided…Blake Lively looks fucking hot….

Posted in:Blake Lively

2012

02

Feb

Ashley Greene’s Handler Calls Her Ash as She Leaves a Party of the Day

I hate the paparazzi…not so much the immigrants taking the pictures…but the agencies who control the pictures, who sell the pictures, and who work with the publicists to find out where the celebrities are when they aren’t staging pictures to get attention…..

They are the scum of the earth, they are trying to sue all the blogs cuz they feel that their pictures aren’t public, but that the celebs they take pictures are, and it’s a fucking scam….that fuels a stupid fucking industry…..

So since I think Paparazzi and celebrity gossip is fucking retarded – part of the reason I do this site…I’ve decided to partake in it by reporting to you that Ashley Greeen’s handler calls her Ash….a revelation on par with Brad Pitt feeding the kids Soda, or any other idiotic caption you’ve read this week that made you go “who fucking cares”….

Here’s a video of Christina Milian’s ass with some more genius conversation from the paparazzi in efforts to make this post worth looking at…but the idiot paparazzi didn’t follow the ass as it walked by them…every dude knows when a girl walks by..you fucking follow….idiots….but I guess that was expected based on their career choices…

Posted in:Ashley Greene|Christina Milian

2012

02

Feb

Jessica Alba Pantsless Some Australia Magazine Shoot of the Day

I’m a little slow on these pictures and I don’t even know why I feel compelled to post them…but they are of new mom Jessica Alba that were in Australia Instyle this past January…and they could have been shot pretty much any fucking time…but I’m gonna assume they are after her second baby….so I figure my motivation is trying to understand how she pulled off this pantsless leotard looking onesie shit…without having a fleshy pile of mom pussy sticking out the sides…is it photoshop…or is Alba a freak of nature…or more importantly…does Alba just get a C-Section like every smart girl trying to maintain her pussy’s appearance and tightness….not that it matters since my dick is so small, even an infant’s vagina is loose on me….but I like wasting my days thinking about these idiotic things…thanks for joining me.

Posted in:Jessica Alba

2012

02

Feb

Snooki is Not Pregnant But She Is Showing Off Tit of the Day


I know you’re all sitting their in fear that Snooki may have got fed after midnight or sprayed with water…and her gremlin monster babies are about to pollute our world….reminding us that the Mayans did warn us of the end of the world by the end of 2012…and that it’s quite possible this is what they were talking about…..

But…as expected…it was just a publicity stunt, maybe a classic case of “Broken Telephone”….where someone in the public washroom overheard her while she was taking a shit say something like “come on baby, get out of my belly”….or maybe it was a classic case of short fat bitch all round in what could either be uterus or gut….and who really cares…it’s Snooki….why am I talking about her….more importantly why do I know she exists…..

I guess what I’m getting at is that we’re safe for now….but unless someone doesn’t give her a back alley hysterectomy…. we’re all at risk..


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Posted in:Snooki

2012

02

Feb

J.Woww Upskirt on Live with Kelly Today of the Day

I don’t know what amazes me more…the fact that the network gave Kelly Ripa the whole Regis show to carry on her small, muscular frame alone…..or that she’s landing top tier guests that are the caliber of J.Woww and Snooki.

I do know that J.Woww flashing her panties is pretty obvious expected behavior from trash with breast implants….I also know that even the least attractive, most annoying, midget monster trash like Snooki proves that if you’re on TV, or if you have a vagina, a dude somewhere will knock her up….especially when paid and for ratings…I mean shit, imagine that reality show…Snooki’s first Mom Years….the only good that will come from that is the kid will be taken away from social services….why the fuck am I talking about Snooki…..especially when J.Woww is flashing some panty…when we really should be debating why she wore underwear…cuz sluts have vaginas to be shown…not to be wrapped up and locked away…especially when on National TV…I guess she’s not the whore I thought she was….

So here’s the clip a homie sent into the site cuz that’s what we do here….we build community….togehter….now stop being a homo and watch the panties…

Posted in:J Woww

2012

02

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

It’s the fucking morning version of the stepLINKS….what more could a motherfucker want….

I spent my night eating ribs with some ghetto bitch who I just liked watching suck the meat off the bones…while flirting with some fat elderly server with thick thighs….only to come home drunk, with nothing but a bottle of gin and Facebook to entertain me…

I ended up retracing the steps of Lana Del Rey, also know as Lizzy Grant, also knows as Lana Del Lip, bitch who has a rich dad who hired great producers to make her a marketable bunch of songs. Who hired a bargain basement plastic surgeon to get her some numb lip in efforts to market her as a Bridget Bardot hollywood glam…they bought PR people and now you have a spoiled brat who can’t sing with 25,000,000 views on both her fucking videos….It is insane….especially when this is what she used to look like:

This is what she used to sound like….

So she’s a full of shit rich kid lie who “re-invented herself” into something marketable….I know no one cares about this….and I know I still want to fuck her…but in my defense I want to bang everyone…and I was drunk in the making of this fantastic research….

Here are some morning links…

Sheep Cyclone! Wait, What?
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The Hottest Female Atheletes From Each Sport
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Free Cam Shows Make Thursday a Little More Sexy at No Cost to You
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Valentina Has One Hot Body
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Ahhhh I Love Banned TV Ads!
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Harry Potter Says “70’s Bush or GTFO!!!
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Live Web Cam Sluts, From Me to You
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Skinny College Slut Gets Her Masterbation On – VIDEO
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The 15 Funniest Sketch Comedy Shows
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Posted in:MHD

2012

01

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

I am going to get fucked, fucked up, and fucking fed. That’s what everyone should do every night and I don’t mean any of this Joan Rivers smoking weed out of a pipe in her car for the sake of trying to keep her show interesting…

After having seen her show last week and the only thing that will make this shit interesting is if there were some anal scenes…faking getting high while her daughter gets pissed is.is only funny if it is on real drugs like heroin…not this high school shit…getting fucked and fucked up….I mean the real deal getting fucked up…

Life is shitty but I’m loving it. Must be the whole black history month thing…

Demi Moore Tried to Bang Zac Efron (HAHAHAHAHA) And Here’s the Story
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Snooki is Pregnant and that is disgusting….
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Live Web Cam Sluts. Gotta Love It
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Karina Smirnoff Paddle Surfs in a Bikini of the Day
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Gwyneth Paltrow Hot for Harper’s Bazaar
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Hottest Girls in the 2012 Lingerie Football Bowl
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Shaun White’s Perfect 100 Run
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The 25 Worst Apartments In Sitcom History
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Monique Weingart Bikini Pictures
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Jesus Christ Snooki is Pro-Creating
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Lily is Just Plain Lovely
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Holly Valance is One Hto Blonde
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Free Cams Will Make Your Life Better
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This Slut Used Her Phone as a Vibrator
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The Hottest Ladies of the 2012 Lingerie Football Bowl
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Katie Price Panty Ass Peek Upskirt
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Cameron Diaz Just Because
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Current ‘DWTS’ Champ Karina Smirnoff Bikinis in Hawaii (PHOTOS)
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Blake Lively Just Because
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day
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Football Riot In Egypt Kills 50 – VIDEO
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Samantha Gets Nasty and I Like It
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Pfizer Recalls A Million Birth Control Pills Because They Don’t Work!
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Victoria Rose and Tina Get It On
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Coco’s Big Pierced Cartoon Boobies Blow Up Reality
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Latine Cutey and a Studded Dildo
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Danica Thrall Goes Surfing – VIDEO
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I Love a Sexy Fashion Babe
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Candice Swanepoel Relaxes On Her Last Day in St. Barts
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Dancing Teen Boobs – VIDEO
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Gwyneth Paltrow is Fucking Weird Looking
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Miela’s Good Looks More Than Make Up For Her Weird Name
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Bull Murray is Surrounded By A Bunch of Young Asian Chicks WTF?
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Ashley Tisdale Looking Like a Leggy Lifeguard
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Kim Kardashian RIdiculous Cleavage of the Day
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Crazy Driver
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Some Bitches for the Vanity Fair Hollywood IIssue…
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Hottest Female Athletes from Each Sport
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Charlize Theron Hot for Vanity Fair by Terry Richardson
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Fat Boss Prank
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20 Luckiest Shots in Sports History
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Christmas is over – but I like these pets
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Stuff Exploding in the Microwave
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Disney and ABC are getting into the Amateur Porn Business
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Ahhhh, Look At The Cute Virgins.
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Katie Price See Through Dress, Thong Up Her Ass And Ready To Get Fucked
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AJ McLean in Drag….Tranny Up
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Epic Slap Training
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India Reynolds Naked for Loaded Magazine
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Nudity on Cable TV
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Jordan Carver and Destiny Danger have a Pillow Fight
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Amazing T-Shirt Sale for Valentines Day
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2012

01

Feb

Amanda Seyfried Hot for Glamour of the Day

Apparently Amanda Seyfried says she’s never going to do full frontal…which is convenient in a time when she doesn’t have to do full frontal….because she gets fully naked regardless….and performs amazing sex scenes when not doing her shitty Disney type movies that she does at the same time as Chloe and this Linda Lovelace shit where she says she’s amazed by the pubic hair she has to wear…that’s not her pubic hair…but movie magic pubic hair that leads me to believe she is in fact doing full frontal even if it’s not her full frontal…but seemingly her full frontal…good enough for me….

I don’t know why I did this boring as fuck bitch, but I do and here she is hot enough for me to notice in Glamour Magazine, even though she’s hot enough for me to notice when she’s walking the dog in period clothing….she’s hot even when she’s boring and not trying….

Posted in:Amanda Seyfried

2012

01

Feb

Marloes Horst Shaving a Black Man for Black History Month of the Day

Happy Black History Month motherfuckers….

I will do everything in my power to support the black man this month. To remember that Don Cornelius died for our sins. To keep all black race specific jokes to myself even if joking about stereotypes is my thing.

I will also try to trick at least one black girl to have sex with me, without a condom, ideally to knock her up, and fulfill that one gap in my sexual history that is experiencing blackness first hand with nothing between us….

I love my black readers, friends, family members. I hate the oppression and fight you’ve had to make….but at least the white man gave you your own TV Network.

Here’s some brand new pics of hot Marloes Horst, a model I want to fuck cuz she comes stock with a vagina, in Harper’s Bazaar Australia….shaving a black man in Africa….like she fucking should….cuz it’s black history month…respect the black man….motherfucker.

Posted in:Marloes Horst

2012

01

Feb

Candice Swanepoel’s Furry Ankles of the Day

Amongst all the Candice Swanepoel pics….from Hot bikini modeling ….to Showing Nipple….to being in sexy lingerie …..does this picture of her rocking body really matter….you know in the grand scheme of all she’s done with her hotness….does this one picture matter….

I’m gonna go with yes. See cuz I really appreciate her look on a really deep level…enough to want to fuck her without a condom numerous times to feel what South Africa feels….I’d risk AIDS, blood diamonds and apartheid…hell…I want it all over my fucking face if it came from this bitch….for serious.

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel