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Is Eva Longoria’s Ass Real of the Day

Emma Roberts is Pregnant and Ashley Benson is in a Thong in Bikinis of the Day

Suki Waterhouse Flashes her Ass of the Day

Em Rata and her Muppet Face of the Day

Halle Berry in a Lingerie Outfit Despite Being 100 of the Day

2012

Feb

Katie Price Amazing Upskirt of the Day

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I love Jordan Katie Price and I want to be her friend. She’s an example of elegance an class hidden behind serious trash and it is almost clown-like and riduculous. She is essentially a tranny show but made with a vagina…over the top and hysterical…without all the guilt and questions when you’re done fucking it….Her fake tits are amazing…she did them right…not of these d-cup implants…let’s bring these fuckers to their full potential…if I’m gonna invest lets make sure they matter….and that kind of genius is the reason she’s a billionaire glamor model…peddling everything….like a fucking brand….bigger than her fucking tits…

Most importantly, she inspires inspires so many aspiring sluts…she is their leader….they are her legacy…and she still manages to pull getting into car stunts like this….reminding us…she knows how to work it good….much better than most semi-retired, washed up menopausal bitches I see in line buying diapers at the pharmacy…..

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2012

Feb

Monique Weingart Bikini Pictures of the Day

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This is a 20 year old who was eliminated from America’s Next Top Model…who works as a waitress in Illinois….who apparently got addicted to the fame…found some manager willing to take up her cause and hired some paparazzi to take some pictures of her in a bikini and I’m okay with that because if a girl starts out her career getting half naked…it won’t be long before she takes bigger steps and makes bigger moves by getting fully naked….when the half naked doesn’t work….bring out the big guns…so this may be the first and last we hear of her…or it could the beginning of a long lasting, pathetic relationship…something you’re likely used to….and I probably won’t stay on top of it…but you can never be too sure…

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2012

Feb

stepNEWS of the Day

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Here’s the news to remind us all that people are idiots….they do stupid things…they piss stupid people off…they break stupid laws….and the only happiness we have is knowing that at least we’re not Lana Del Rey’s lip….cuz that shit got daddy’s dick all over it…why else would he finance this Bridget Bardot surgery to launch his daughter with moderate talent’s career….stupidness that should be on the news too….

OH Woman Robs Tax Prep Service With Curling Iron
An Ohio woman and her son were arrested after holding up a tax preparation service and assaulting one of the employees with a curling iron.

Texas Mom Accused of Pimping Daughter
A mother is accused of pimping out her 14-year-old daughter and getting a boyfriend to do the same. Both are charged with human trafficking and compelling prostitution.

Zamboni Driver Gets DUI At Hockey Game
A Minnesota man was arrested for operating a Zamboni machine at a youth hockey game while under the influence of alcohol.

Teenage Cancer Survivor Suspended For Growing Hair For Locks Of Love
Madison Academy suspended seventeen-year-old cancer survivor J.T. Gaskins for growing out his hair, in order to donate it to Locks of Love, because it violated school rules.

Mom Drops Baby Out Window Before Getting Set on Fire
A Cleveland woman jumped out of a second story window after being lit on fire by her boyfriend, and tossing her baby out the window into the arms of a passing stranger, police said.

Connecticut Doctor Accused Of Sexual Assaults
A Connecticut doctor is being accused of a string of sexual assaults, having many complaints dismissed over the past six years.

Parasitic Twin Found Living Inside Peruvian Toddler
Doctors have discovered a partially protruding fetus in the stomach of a toddler in Peru. The tissue was removed already.

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2012

Feb

Adrianna Costa Poolside in a Bikini of the Day

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I’ve never heard of her, but apparently someone who doesn’t have cable to change the channel from smutty celebrity bullshit lies who happens to read this site has…..he likes her so much he has her on Google alerts….creepy….sent in a picture of Arianna Costa, who is some host of Extra, that I assume Mario Lopez fingers when he’s not fucking Maria Menounos up the ass, cuz that’s how Greeks communicate, via anal sex on some avatar shit….

This video has the worst fucking narrator I’ve ever heard in my life…but there’s some old Extra bitch in a bikini and at least one of you will like that….which works since the site only has one reader…

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2012

Feb

Alessandra Sublet Awesome Bikini Pics of the Day

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Who the fuck is Alessandra Sublet and why the fuck do I know what her pubic hair looks like…

Well after much research it turns out she’s from France….she’s 35…despite looking 45….and she wears bikini bottoms that are too big for her…which works for me…because then I get to see the pubic hair so many girls forget to let grow out cuz by north american standards it is unacceptable…forgetting the whole eroticism of the whole thing….turning vaginas into bacteria ridden clean cut antiseptic feeling organs…instead of the floral, smell catching, feminine character I like to run my hands through…

That’s not to say I find these pictures, or this woman hot…it’s just to say…the beach is alright place for fun.

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2012

Feb

Ashley Greene’s Men’s Fitness Outtakes of the Day

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Here are the outtakes that if you have any taste will understand why they are outtakes and maybe even understand why they should have been kept on the editing room floor instead of used to garner attention to some Ashley Greene shoot in Men’s Fitness Magazine….cuz she looks fucking horrible….so bad that not even a Jonas brother after being sent on tour for the last 4 months with some abstinence coach to follow his every move could jerk off to when pretending to take a shit…but that could be because she was his girlfriend and no one should jerk off to their girlfriends….it’s a fact….another fact is that this workout machine with her hidden agenda to stay relevant by targeting the youth like Hitler did…bores me even when half naked…but here are the pics of her anyway…

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2012

Feb

Georgia May Jagger’s Hot Gap for Harper’s Bazaar UK of the Day

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I don’t like Georgia May Jagger because I’m a Rolling Stones fan and her dad is Mick Jagger…I don’t like her because she’s an obnoxious rich kid who has her life pretty much set that I could fantasize about attaching myself to…you know all the glamor parties and cocaine and champagne….I don’t like her cuz her mom is Jerry Hall …..or that she’s the hot one but has a slutty sister who gets naked in playboy to get some of the attention she feels she deserves…..I like her cuz of her tooth gap which I like more than the idea of her vagina gap….cuz I just want to jam my tiny pathetic dick between those shits…and feel the pain I deserve…

What I’m getting at is she’s hotness, I’m a fan, here’s her photoshoot.

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2012

Feb

Hilary Duff’s Vagina Has Not Yet Been Ravaged of the Day

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This just in…..Hilary Duff’s vagina still hasn’t been ravaged by the passing of a baby through it…she may be ready to drop…she may be dialated…and that pussy may be about to be hit by a serious game changer….you know a pile of abuse that will leave it disabled, as if it was in an accident….but until little billionaire is born….I believe her tightness is in tact…and that we can jerk off to her hot pregnant body one last time before the cold truth of what happens during labor sets in….

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2012

Feb

Alison Brie’s Creepy “Hot” Twitpic of the Day

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I don’t really know who Alison Brie is, but apparently she was on Mad Men and is currently on Community….I posted a picture of her getting spanked in her panties in GQ …..as well as a video of her Half Naked for Complex ….and the funny thing about her is that she’s got some obscure fanbase that is so into her at least one of them sent me this twitpic of her saying how hot she was and shit was too weird not to post.

Dear Jesus.

I love the site. I love the pictures and videos but I really love how you rip these celebrity bitches a new asshole. I wish I could rip celebrity bitches and new asshole. Not with words, with scissors.

Here is a picture Alison Brie posted on twitter. I’ve been jerking off to her for at least a year. I really like her and her tits but this is the hottest I’ve ever seen her.

It is like you can see fear in her eyes. It is like she is locked in my trunk looking up at me begging me not to hurt her or her family. It is like she knows she is gonna get it. All wide-eyed and erotic.

There is not enough girls in fear pictures out there. Everyone focuses on half naked when what matters is what is beneath the surface. You should do more of that. I know I’d be happy and I am sure other people would too.

Hope to see it on the site,

Timmy

This is the kind of internet shit that should make women online dating worried. The freaks of the internet still exist and I’m the lucky one getting emailed by them….

I’d call the police, but I’d rather just post the non-erotic pic that Timmy finds erotic cuz there’s humor in this somewhere…look into her big deer in the headlight eyes while figuring it out….

What happened to girls posting hot half naked pics…weird.

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2012

Feb

Kate Upton Does the Marilyn Monroe of the Day

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I get that a bitch like Kate Upton, who at 19 has a set of DD tits, fears what she will do when her metabolism slows down and the rest of her body catches up to those pre-mature thanks to hormones in the food titties….and I get that she wishes we lived in an era where being thin wasn’t so important…you know cuz Marilyn Monroe in the 50s was substantially fatter than Upton will probably e ever be, provided things don’t go bad for her, leaving her with a meth problem out of work in a trailer shopping at wal mart for her 8 black babies from different fathers…happy black history month….cuz she looks like she could easily be obese….if she let herself…

But I think we need to let Monroe be dead…sure we can jerk off to her vintage erotica and appreciate her look, feel, vibe, hustle….you know a classy whore in an era where even white trash was classy….

We need to stop letting modern day bitches make a mockery of her by doing shit like this…

It’s like this busty SI Model needs to find her own campaign, her own trademark, her own fucking voice….do something fucking original….she’s got the titties for it….

There’s no excuse for this, it’s not halloween…you twat.

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