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2012

31

Jan

Mini Anden Nipple for Harper’s Bazaar Turkey of the Day

You don’t know who Mini Anden is and either do I…but I do know what her nipple looks like under some kind of sheer fabric because she’s just that kind of girl…a model from Sweden, even though she is neither blonde or busty, in her 30s who has moved to LA because she wants to pursue acting, but since roles like “supermodel in ocean’s twelve” aren’t cutting it for her and her model husband’s bank accounts, she’s taking on cover shoots for Arab country franchises of fashion magazines, showing more nipple than most American magazines, because Christian run governments are way more uptight than Muslim run governments….cuz Christians are just as fucking crazy….and cuz showing her tits for fashion is kinda her thing…Who cares…here are the pics.

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2012

31

Jan

Avril Lavigne and the Perverted Black Paparazzi of the Day

Avril Lavinge is fucking annoying. I see her proactive commercials and they make me want to kill myself…but then again so does waking up in the morning….but the paparazzi are fucking clowns…especially the black dude and I love it… last week we had him moaning over Ashley Tisdale and this week he’s asking Avril if she got Brody Jenner anything sexy for Valentines day…a little “agent provocateur”…and I’m not even sure homie even has a camera…I think he’s the equivalent of a dude who flashes his cock to school girls on the bus….and I’d love to hang out with him….or at least give him his own talk show….all panting and telling girls they are sexy like a fucking rapist all day….

Posted in:Avril Lavigne

2012

31

Jan

Sophie Monk Hot in a Bikini for Maxim Australia of the Day

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Sophie Monk constantly bring surprises to her career….for example…I never expected her to be in Maxim, even Maxim Australia, even though Maxim is going bankrupt because they didn’t adapt to the internet fast enough, leaving them dated and forced to do photoshoots with z-listers….but I would have expected her to be moving into porn.

You see an import reality star who looks like a busty chipmunk, who rocks a vagina that is padded, meaty and has the ability to eat the thickest of denim pants, who moved here because she was fucking a dude who cheated on her with Paris Hilton….in efforts to launch a legit career….half a decade ago…should have limited options…unless of course she gets a monthly check as a settlement or compensation from the herpes she likely got from Paris Hilton via her boyfriend who was cheating on her….

All this to say, I’m disappointed these pics aren’t me promoting her first anal porn.

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Posted in:Sophie Monk

2012

31

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

My newest high of choice is dehydration.

Here’s some links…

Urban Skiing is The Reason You’re Supposed to Ski on a Mountain – VIDEO
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The Definitive Best Picture of the 100 Hottest Athletes of All Time
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Free Cam Shows to Start off the Day Sexy
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Valentina Gets Naked in the Great Outdoors
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Gerard Butler Fucked Brandi Glanville and Then Blew Her off and Now She’s out For Blood
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Passing Wind, But Not Really – VIDEO
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Live Web Cam Sluts That You Will Love, I Promise
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This Slut Stuffs Herself With a Huge Dildo
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The 10 Wildest Miley Cyrus Moments
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Posted in:MHD

2012

30

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

The best thing about people’s unfaithful girlfriends…wives….fiances….is the anal…

Don’t get attached to a whore unless it is via unprotected sex and she gets scared from a loud noise and clenchees up…..cuz getting attached any other way…. will always let you down…the moral of the story is to drink, fuck and die….there’s no room for personal relationships in that…no getting to know each other, no even taking down her last name….it all means nothing…it is all bullshit…so it is best to be the one hustling lies….

Here are the stepLINKS…..one of the only honest things on the internet that I know about…

LeAnna Rimes Stuffing a Weiner Down Her Throat
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Soap Opera Actor Nick Santino Commits Suicide After Euthanizing His Dog Friend
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Live Web Cam Sluts You Will Love
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Kardashian Sisters Whoring Topless in Jeans
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Hottest Female Athletes from Around the World
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Amazing Wife Carrying Competition
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How Fresh is Your Meat
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Adriana Lima Hot for Vogue Brazil
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First Snowmobile Front Flip Landed – VIDEO
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Sofia Vergara & Sarah Hyland Make A Great Pair
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Jennifer Love Hewitt Shops For Sex Toys By Herself Now
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Jen Wilburn Has Some Great Tits
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Demi Moore Was Getting Fucked Up In Front of Her Kids
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Free Cam Shows Make Life a Little More Sexy
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This Blonde Slut’s Vadge is Way too Hairy
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The Hottest Female Athletes from Around the World
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Gerard Butler Shut Brandi Glanville the Fuck Down Hahahahah
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UK Desperate Scousewives Gill O’Toole Panty Upskirt
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I Forgot How How Jennifer Carpenter is
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Minka Kelly is Red Hot
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Jessica Simpson Pregnancy Tits WTF
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Rhian is One Hot Blonde
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When a Drug Robbery Goes Bad – VIDEO
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Jamie Hammer is Flawless
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Gabrielle Union is Super Sexy
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Madison and Celeste Are Gettin It On
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Model Karen Mulder Goes Topless At The Beach
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Sasha Grey on the Fucking Machine
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Lucy Pinder for Nuts Magazine – VIDEO
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I Love a Hot Babe With Legs For Days
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Candice Swanepoel Bikini Photos From Her VS Shoot!
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Gotta Love a Teen Whore on the Web Cam
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Clare Chilling Out, Showing Off her Boobs and Ass
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Elizabeth Will Make Your Boner Ache, in a Good Way
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Wife Versus Mistress Bitch Fight – VIDEO
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Holly Valance is the Stuff Dreams Are Made Of
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Jordan Sparks is Looking Sexy
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I Dunno Who Britt Robertson Is But Here She Is in a Bikini
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Jennifer Lopez Swimsuit Pictures? Meh, Why Not?
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20 Halftime Shows Better than Madonna
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SAG AWards in Picture
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Ferris Bueller COmeback was a Publicity Stunt
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First Snowmobile Front Flip
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Feather Duster Clarinet and Other IMpressive Household Instruments….
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Chloe Sevigny Pulling Some Tranny Shit in Panties
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Tila Tequila Tits Pop Out While Rollerblading
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Leann Rimes Simulates Oral At Mavericks Game
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Jessica Simpson And Her Big Pregnant Tits. Good God!
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Imogen Thomas Is On Drugs In London
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Candice Swanepoel Spreads Them On The Beach. Dive Right In!
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This Will Not End Well
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A Very Excited Dog
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Sophie Monk Hot and Half Naked for Maxim Australia
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Natlie Portman at the Screen Actor’s Guild
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Britney Spears Ass Done Gone Bowling in Jeans
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India Reynold’s Hot Naked Tits
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Randi Ingerman Nakeed Hot Photoshoot
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Michelle Marsh Naked Photoshoot
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2012

30

Jan

Aubrey O’Day’s Thong Bikini Ass of the Day

Here’s some Aubrey O’Day chunky legs and fat ass in a thong for the couple dozen black dudes who still care about who she is after her making of the band, sex with diddy claim to fame…..

I don’t know if she’s promoting her upcoming Celebrity Apprentice shit, or if she’s reminding us that she’s still let herelf go, and her chubbiness is here to stay cuz black guys still like her for it…if anything they like her more for it…but I know that it happened.

Posted in:Aubrey O'Day

2012

30

Jan

Arianny Celests Bikini for Twitter of the Day

Here’s some self shot bikini pics of Arianny Celeste…some UFC bitch that you’ve seen in a bikini before if you are into UFC…cuz she’s the girl in the ring in her bikini that you probably didn’t notice in a bikini because you are into UFC…the gayest sport around….because all that half naked spandex fighting is gay foreplay…so here she is trying to expand her fan base to dudes who care about tits more than they care about dick on ass combat….

Posted in:Arianny Celeste

2012

30

Jan

stepNEWS of the Day

I love the stepNEWS cuz it gives me hope that the world is as fucked up a place as I imagine it to be…because without the sketchy weirdness…we’d be surrounded by 9-5 drones who sold their souls to the machine…who don’t go home and take their bitterness out on their sex machines, neighbor’s teen daughters, and all the other bad things that happen when people get desparate…

Topless Protestors Take To The Streets In Switzerland
Topless women hit the streets in Switzerland to protest foreign media as the World Economic Forum is taking place there.

PA Man Attacks Girlfriend With Sledgehammer
Washington County, Pennsylvania resident Paul Helmick is under arrest after attacking his girlfriend with a sledgehammer.

Recess Game “Tag� Replaced With “Slaves And Slave Catchers� In Georgia
A 3rd grade teacher in Atlanta, Georgia would take her students out for recess daily, but instead of letting the kids play tag they played “Slaves and Slave Catchers.�

Seattle Woman Marries Building
After living in it during the Occupy Seattle protest, one woman decides to marry the building before it gets demolished.

Accused Serial Rapist Acts As His Own Defense Attorney
An alleged rape victim gave her testimony in court Friday, but in this case it was her accused attacker asking the questions. 41-year-old Mark Carter is choosing to forgo an attorney and represent himself in a Michigan court.

Massachusetts Firefighter Charged With Exposing Himself To Teen
A veteran Halifax firefighter has been accused of lewdness for allegedly exposing himself to his daughter’s teenage friend.

Demi Moore 911 Call
The 911 call from Demi Moore’s hospital visit

Casket, remains found in Florida storage unit
A casket containing a woman’s remains was found in a Clearwater storage unit Thursday afternoon, and it appears a family’s secret has been unearthed.

Posted in:stepNEWS

2012

30

Jan

Candice Swanepoel’s Bikini Modeling is Amazing of the Day

Bikini model posing may be fucking hot cuz you got these hot bitches in bikinis but if you take a second to look past some south african hot ass, hot body, I wish I wasn’t a fucking loser and I got to fuck this pussy dry….even though all pussy around me starts off dry, ends dry and stays dry when bitch wakes up from the roofies….you will realize just how ridiculous this shit looks….I mean if I was out there standing like this for a camera the world would laugh at me….maybe that’s what I need to do to get myself famous….I guess we’ll see what my next move is and when we anxiously await…..here Candice to make you happy, or miserable provided your gf just dumped you or you don’t have a girlfriend but you are instead destined to be alone…..

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel

2012

30

Jan

Shy’m in a See Through Shirt of the Day

I assume shitty writers at shitty media companies are captioning this as “Shy’m isn’t very Shy”…because that’s what they do…they think you are idiots with no minds and they work hard and keeping you mindless drones…

But I’m gonna go a different route with this, see cuz Shy’m is from France, and unknown outside of France, so when given the opportunity to be on a big global media platform, like the NRJ awards, she knew she better make some fucking noise, and as a french chick, what better way to do it than to get fucking topless….or virtually topless…or as topless as you can get away with…

Now I don’t deal with euro French chicks that much, sure I’ve fucked one or two of them up the ass before, but only if they were engaged…..but I do deal with gutter white trash french chicks, and those bitches not only fill up the strip clubs here, but also fill up the abortion clinics, the adoption centers and more importantly my dreams cuz they are worthless fucking sluts who know how to work their bodies for little or no return….and that works for me…

Either way, the beaches in France are better cuz the love of showing off tit cuz tits aren’t a big deal…and apparently the award shows are better too…

Posted in:Shy'm