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2012

24

Feb

Chanel Iman’s Half Naked for Foam of the Day

I’ve never found a black girl willing to fuck me….and I want one to so bad…cuz black girls are hot…and maybe it is cuz I don’t do enough black specific content….

Maybe it is cuz I do not post enough on Chanel Iman…

I have pretty much only posted her Victoria’s Secret bullshit runway shit….and once I Posted some HALF NIPPLE and another time I posted a bit of her ASS with a bunch of white girls…and I have no idea why I haven’t given her more love…this is exactly the waist to hip ratio I loook for in a bitch…and she’s 3/4 black, 1/4 Asian and her fucking hybrid human species is what interbreeding is all about…as far as I’m concerned she turned out pretty fucking perfect….but maybe that’s just the tail end of black history month excitement talking…

Here she is in Foam magazine….

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2012

24

Feb

Melanie Griffith Nipple in Some Photoshoot of the Day

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I have no idea when these picures were taken, I am assuming a while ago, but since she looks old and married Antonio Banderas back in 1996, it’s from some point in the last 16 years…and I’m really just into this shit cuz she’s showing off some nipple, big hanging old lady slutty tit and nipple that some of us probably liked in movies pre being a 55 year old….and not because I like seeing 55 year olds in photoshoot…See I’m a firm believer in retirement when your battered face and body goes menopausal…but unfortunately…I love tits no matter what they are on…

So tits and nipples elderly or young, or pictures new or throwback, it’s friday and I’ve already posted too much…so take this Melanie Griffith in…even if she looks better as a CRACKWHORE

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2012

24

Feb

Chelsea Hart Staged Bikini Pics of the Day

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Chelsea Hart is in her bikini, paying for staged paparazzi pics for the same reason she got her big fake tits….attention….

She’s more than just some bitch with fat cellulite thighs and fat implant tits wating fat ice cream on the beach in a bikini for the paparazzi she’s paying….

She’s also totally non-existent on the internet…unless this CHELSEA HART is her….but the whole being a memorial page makes me think it isn’t…see cuz this bitch may be non existent but she sure as hell isn’t dead…

EIther way….Bikini pics are bikini pics…so she’s got the right idea on how to get herself out there…probably wasn’t too hard to figure out…from nobody to bikini clad nobody a few more people noticed…all in an afternoon….this one’s a hard worker…..

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2012

24

Feb

Megan Fox Does Miami Magazine of the Day

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Megan Fox is making big moves….I mean she just did Miami Magazine…which is huge…in some circles it is known as the more high profile Vogue….mainly in Miami…by the publisher of the magazine…who can’t admit it is a pile of shit that no one reads…cuz that would work against running ad deals…

What it comes down to is that I’m just posting this to laugh at her fall from the celebrity hot pussy top….taking any bottom feeding shoot offered to her…can’t wait til she hit rock bottom…then maybe I’ll be able to convince her to do a shoot with my camera phone for a bag of meth…

Good times knowing all good things come to an end…this is funny….next time she’s crying for attention, she should be more naked…

Posted in:Megan Fox

2012

24

Feb

Mariah Carey Avoiding Upskirts for Charity of the Day

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I think the public service in all this is that bitch was trying to prevent an upskirt…because as much as I love upskirt on even the most battered pussy…I don’t think the general public can handle the kind of crazy going on in this fat baby making older box….but as someone with heart disease and who is going to die from heart disease…I should be more positive about her chairty and focused less on her awkward pussy cover up…

Posted in:Mariah Carey

2012

24

Feb

Annalynne McCord in a Bikini Who Cares of the Day

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AnnaLynne McCord may only be in Hollywood because she had an ego crowing up in her small town that needed to be fed in the form of fame and fortune to show all her hometown haters what they missed out on…..and she may only have work cuz she agreed to work a nonsense show no credible actor would work….and she may not even be getting paid for her work…but instead just takes advantage of the events she gets to attend and the cock she gets to meet…way better than sitting on her parents couch unemployed….and she may have one of those stupid faces you just want to punch evertime it’s big mouth smirks….but her body is pretty thin and tight and as someone who loves me some skinny girls…I am not fully against her bikini pics depsite being totally against her….

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2012

24

Feb

Miley Cyrus Leaves Medical Marijuana Dispensary of the Day

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In who gives a fuck news…Miley Cyrus was seen leaving a medicinal marijuana center…cuz I guesss Miley smokes week…like 80 percent of 15-80 year old people….

Possibly for media attention…possibly because American law is so stupid getting a fake prescription for the shit because it prevents getting arrested and dealing with legal issues for shit that shouldn’t be illegal in the first place…because if I was her, I’d probably get someone to deliver it to my house…but that’s just cuz I’m lazy…

I am sure the media is gonna blow this up cuz they are bored, she has young fans and weed is illegal…unless you lie to your doctor like everyone in any place shit is legal…Stupidity.

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Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2012

24

Feb

Emily Browning Naked in Sleeping Beauty Caps of the Day

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Her name is Emily Browning. She’s 23 from Asustralia. You know her her award winning role in Lemony Snicket’s A Series of Unfortunate Events or maybe you know her from the Hallmark channel’s Echo of THunder…..or maybe it was the Amanda Seyfried replacement in Sucker Punch…. well it turns out that she went for an intense role to make up for that Sucker Punch cash grab in this Sleeping Beauty shit…where she gets naked for old men….or whatever the fuck is going on here and I think that effort to re-invent herself for Oscars instead of Disney smut is good…especially when naked, in lingerie and showing little nipple and a little bush….here are the screencaps….

Posted in:Emily Browning

2012

24

Feb

Victoria Beckham Protects Eva Longoria Tit While Kate Beckinsale Watches of the Day

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Here’s some fascinating twit pic documentary reporting by Eva Longoria and her little implants cuz mexican chicks have shitty tits unless they are Salma Hayek….for her fans…

The story starts out with her in a sheer top that she posted so everyone could see how fashionable her tits are ….cuz showing off her implants seems to be her new favorite thing…

Then she ended up at another party with Victoria Beckham and Kate Beckinsale….where she put on another dress that showed off her little implants…since showing off her implants is her favorite thing to do since the divorce and implants were needed cuz mexicans…even the ones who think they are white like Longoria…have shit tits….

It was so wild that Beckham had to block out the nipple shot only for Longoria to post it cuz it was so funny and she needed to share it with her followers…as Beckinsale watched…

Here’s a Victoria Beckham twitpic from behind cuz she got into the posting to twitter hustle… Good girl…

Recapping this night out….just made me want to kill myself.

Posted in:Eva Longoria|Kate Beckinsale|Victoria Beckham

2012

24

Feb

Emmy Rossum’s Heart Shaped Pastie at Some Vanity Fair Party of the Day

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I know, who cares…I am a firm believer that EMMY ROSSUM isn’t that great…maybe average at best…probably someone I wouldn’t notice in line in front of me at a coffee shop, unless she was wearing legging two sizes too small making them see through…I figure she looks like every girl…nothing special, she just happens to be on tv, so you idiots confuse sleeping with producers and making good money with sex appeal…and I’m not just saying that cuz she blocked me on TWITTER …

I’m saying it cuz she gets naked on cable …..she FUCKS TITTY OUT….and now she shows up to events with cute little pasties even though we’ve all see her tits…to get noticed…

And real hot celeb pussy doesn’t need to try so hard…..

That doesn’t mean I don’t appreciate the tits…she’s one step away from porn trying to make it so bad, and that’s better to watch than her at events she probably shouldn’t be invited to cuz she’s not A-List enough hiding nipple…if anything this is mocking us and pissing me off…if anything she should be flaunting those nipples cuz they are the only reason she’s on fucking TV. Useless.

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