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2012

23

Feb

stepNEWS of the Day

Here’s the news….get some culture in your hick brains….you gang of boob obsessed, close minded morons…I’m embarrassed that you are the only idiots…who come to my party…what does that say about me? Not a whole fucking lot….

Love Triangle Erupts Into Jail Fight
A love triangle ended in violence early Sunday morning, when two women showed up at the Lorain Police Department to post bond for the same man.

Porn Runs On Best Buy Display TV’s
A woman shopping for televisions with her grandson were surprised when porn images popped up on the display screens of their local Best Buy.

Officer Gets Caught Stealing Food from Break Room
A Texas police department set up a sting operation to find out who was stealing food from their snack room refrigerator, and were surprised to find out that it was another officer taking food that wasn’t theirs.

Caught On Tape: Fight Breaks Out At Funeral
Police were called to Good Samaritan Church of God in Christ near 52nd and Burleigh in Milwaukee for a disturbance Tuesday afternoon. Inside the building, people had gathered for the funeral of 19-year-old Raheem Johnson, when witnesses say someone pulled a gun.

High School Cafeteria Worker Resigns Over Student Sex Scandal
A former cafeteria worker with the Massillon City School District is under investigation for allegedly having sex with male high school students at Washington High School.

Underage Girls Traded Nude Photos For Tattoos
A tattoo artist in Western Pennsylvania is under arrest after trading tattoos and piercings for underage photos underage girls took of themselves.

Couple Held Captive By Man With Hot Butter Knife
A husband and wife were held captive by Jonathan Amador who tortured them with a scorching hot butter knife.

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2012

23

Feb

Dakota Fanning is Legal of the Day

So apparently it is Dakota Fanning’s 18th birthday today…I assumed she was 18 over a decade ago cuz I saw her in interview and bitch sounded 40….leading me to think she had Andy Milonakis disease, leading me to have a valid excuse in court if ever I got caught jerking off to her, an issue we don’t have to worry about anymore, cuz now she can be naked and slutty, showing nipple and cunny, anus in pictures and videos without getting us on the sex offender list…but she’s not allowed to drink…thank god for Prescription pills….

I know…who cares about Dakota Fanning, she’s not hot, not scandalous, not erotic, and not someone I’m sure any of us have jerked off to, but shedid do this hot scene in the Runaways….

But I was more into this shower scene

Why the fuck am I posting fucking clips from some shitty movie fuck…I’m digging to find a post here cuz my DAKOTA FANNING ARCHIVE isn’t too erotic….

I know it being her birthday should be enough of a post, but I go above and beyond…dedicated to this bullshit…for no real reason….cuz I’m not even remotely interested in the shit…

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2012

23

Feb

Izabel Goulart Nude in Muse of the Day

Earlier today I posted SHITTY QUALITY KATE UPTON BIG TITTY STRATEGIC NUDITY FOR MUSE MAGAZINE andit turns out they went the distance with issue by getting Brazilian model Izabel Goulart nude also, only Izabel Goulart actually got naked and showed some nipple, you know because unlike Kate Upton, she’s an actual model, and not some frat boy jock mascot with huge tits….but instead with great tits…and longevity in the industry….not that it matters…cuz what matters are the nipples…even in shitty quality they’re great…

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2012

23

Feb

Kendall Jenner’s New Swimwear Photoshoot of the Day

Isn’t this girl 15? More reason to get your creep on? Shouldn’t her mother wait a few years before turning her into a sex object like her sister..or is she scared that after puberty, she’ll fill out like Kim, so get her while she’s tight, win over the crowd, just in case the Jenner genes don’t keep her fit….or is it a timing issue, get in now when the family is still on TV, before the family is forgotten, no time to wait…EXPLOIT EXPLOIT EXPLOIT….

You know, if you were to go to the local high school and try to organize a similar shoot in your basement…they’d probably call the police…but when it is for a corporation no one gets arrested…the world of teen erotica is unjust….

The whole thing is disturbing…unless you’re a real fucking pervert…which conveniently…I am…

So here is a young, hot rendition of Kim Kardashian for the Kardashian/Jenner third round of kids to exploit for personal gain….

Posted in:Kendall Jenner

2012

23

Feb

Bar Refaeli’s Got a Bit of a Shitty Ass of the Day

Before you start crying like a gang of fucking girls, her ass isn’t horrible and I’d love to crawl up and die in it, even if she had the shits…..

More importantly, her ass isn’t something photoshop won’t fix and it is possible that it is just the jeans she’s wearing that is making her look less like a hot assed bikini model and more like a middle aged rich mom who does her daily workout classes and eats organic, but who still has three kids that ravaged her….and not her being dumpy, thick and overrated as a bikini or lingerie model….

Even more importantly, I love me some big asses…just not when those big asses are wide, flat and lack personality….less of a smile and more of a frown….if you know what I mean….and if you don’t here are the pics….


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2012

23

Feb

Kate Upton Nude for Muse of the Day

This is some Kate Upton I can almost get behind and fuck with….partially because she’s not at the stage in her career where her body catches up to her tits thanks to a slowing metabolism that happens to ever chick…you know when she’s no longer freshly 19 rocking DD tits…and 28 rocking the plus sized store to find pants she can fit in….

Sure the nudity is cheap and strategic so that she might as well not be nude at all….but it’s still nudity and that means someone saw her cunt and nipples in the process and lets hope that someone camera phoned the shit…cuz I need to see how these fucking tits hang…

So take it in before she becomes the next Anna Nicole Smith peddling fucking diet pills and prescription pills remembering the glory days…

I bet her favorite part was at the cafe….I’m sure there were donuts…her favorite…mmmmmm

Posted in:Kate Upton

2012

23

Feb

Some More Nudity in Lovecat #4 of the Day

I hope I don’t get sued by Lovecat #4 because I’ve already posted: THIS DUTCH BITCH’S ASS and THAT CANADIAN BITCH’S NIPPLE from the issue.

Here are Aurelie Claudel, Bekah Jenkins, Claudia Mason, Fanny François, Le Call, Tehlia and Elie Ross….I don’t know who is who there are too many vaginas to keep track of….but I know some of them are showing nipple and nipple is a good thing….especially for hungry babies looking for dinner…and by hungry babies I mean perverts.

I know these are up and coming models and I appreciate their willingness to get naked for press…..and fame and fortune in efforts to make it as models….even if they are all making the same stupid facial expression…

Posted in:stepFASHION

2012

23

Feb

Jennifer Aniston Bought a Hollywood Star and Gives a Cunt Speech of the Day

I love how full of shit Jennifer Aniston is in this speech she is giving at the Hollywood walk of fame…saying shit like “I can’t explain how surreal this is….” talking about how honored she is….when bitch was nominated amongst 200 people, probably mainly by herself, and had to buy the fucking thing and agree to make a public appearance for the thing, in what is pretty much the weirdest Trophy if it was anywhere else, but in Hollywood, these self indulgent cunts love being praised and celebrating themselves so it totally makes sense and reminds us just how vapid this cunt and ever cunt she surrounds herself with is…..It’s like if I bought myself a trophy that said “best human ever” and paid some downtown location rent to put it on fucking display so that everytime people walk by they think – shit that guy’s the best human ever….only in my case, my trophy wouldn’t be surrounded by hundreds of other cunts just as self involved as me….

Highlight of the speech “I’ve walked the streets of Hollywood Blvd for years” unfortunately, she caught on that she was calling herself out as a whore…

Here are her hard nipples on Conan talking about some bullshit

Posted in:Jennifer Aniston

2012

23

Feb

Rose McGowan’s Great Cleavage of the Day

I am a big fan of Rose McGowan’s tits….so much that I feel they need to be showcased without her heavily plastic surgery face that was fine before the plastic surgery and that now looks like every other plastic face in Hollywood….distracting from what matters….her tits…

I became a fan in the 90s, when she was less muscle, more womanly and had huge full light nippled glorious tits that she didn’t mind showing off in movies….and for nostalgic reasons, I’m still a fan….even though all good things do come to an end….

I think it probably has something to do with her being raised in a sex cult…early to the game motherfucker…means lots of practice….and thus good at what she does…like it is second nature….


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2012

23

Feb

Katy Perry is a Fucking Idiot of the Day

I don’t care how big a set of tits are on a bitch….Katy Perry fucking sucks….She’s boring, sloppy, has cankles and just because she made 44 million dollars last year, thanks to radios playing the shit out of her bad music, making the average brainless idiot think they need to buy her music and go to her show, brain washing them like Josie and the Pussycats, raping them to the point they feel like losers if they don’t like her music, but more importantly, repeating it so hard that they think they actually lke her music….doesn’t mean she can sing or dance….or has talent…

Here she is in video in a car that matches her stupid hair, pulling a publicity stunt, intentionally causing traffic, to feel good about herself, since her cunt behavior can’t even keep a man…but at least the people and adoring fans love her for who she is…this is a confidence boost that would be beter if it was her fucking random dudes at night clubs….

All this to say…too bad this isn’t her funeral procession…

What a cunt.

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