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Is Eva Longoria’s Ass Real of the Day
Is Eva Longoria’s Ass Real of the Day
Emma Roberts is Pregnant and Ashley Benson is in a Thong in Bikinis of the Day
Emma Roberts is Pregnant and Ashley Benson is in a Thong in Bikinis of the Day
Suki Waterhouse Flashes her Ass of the Day
Suki Waterhouse Flashes her Ass of the Day
Em Rata and her Muppet Face of the Day
Em Rata and her Muppet Face of the Day
Halle Berry in a Lingerie Outfit Despite Being 100 of the Day
Halle Berry in a Lingerie Outfit Despite Being 100 of the Day

2012

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Feb

Lily Donaldson in her Bra for Terry Richardson of the Day

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Here name is Lily Donaldson….She’s a model I have posted on before…..and I’m only putting these up cuz she’s in a bra…I know pretty fucking pathetic….normally I aim for bitches who aren’t actual celebs to at least show some fucking nipple, even models, you know to inspire me to waste my time posting on them…but he good news is that no one knows I exist so any posting standards I pretend to have don’t matter….and time wasted putting this up doesn’t matter either….cuz girls in bras isn’t exciting, especially when the girls showing bra are willing to get naked for fashion and probably have tons of topless pics already out there…but here are the pics anyway…

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2012

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Feb

Valerie van der Graaf Looking Hot for LoveCat #4 of the Day

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Her name is Valerie van der Graaf…she’s a 20 years old….5 foot 11…..Dutch…..model who isn’t showing nipple for fashion but who is looking hot enough in this shoot to make me waste my time posting her pics…..for no reason other than to cross reference one day in the event she gets famous…you know one for the fucking catalogs…and between you and me…I prefer my Dutch models working as legal prostitures instead of this…but I can’t control everyone or the mistakes they make in their careers….

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2012

22

Feb

Agent Provocateur Hot Ad of the Day

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I know this is an ad and that I am not getting paid for the shit…I do it for Victoria’s Secret all the fucking time…so at least this time the lingerie involved is hotter…the girls involved is hotter…the subject matter and concept is hotter..it’s got a little more legs…and a lot more edge that that Vanilla Christian Columbus Ohio head office bullshit….I’m talking to you organized crime ring over at Victoria’s Secret…

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2012

22

Feb

Edita Vilkeviciute Tits for Vogue Spain of the Day

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Edita Vilkeviciute is a model who’s tits I have posted many times before….….and here she is at it again…and I think we should all show our appreciation to the bitch by celebrating her nude modeling for fashion….and her willingness to get undressed for a paycheck….sure it’s be better if it was for porn and not a pretentious artistic world…but she’s likely the kind of girl who would have worked at her dad’s office instead of getting fucked on camera for money if fashion nudity never came along….cuz girls are distorted and think tit for one thing is acceptable while tit for another thing is just wrong….which is probably most of the reason most women fuck other dudes instead of me….cuz the act is the same motion….but the overall image it portrays can ruin a bitch…

Who cares here are the pics…

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2012

22

Feb

Rooney Mara’s Showing Off Little Tit of the Day

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I personally prefer watching her getting raped…not raped in general….raped in a movie…which isn’t raped at all…it’s called making millions and being propelled into the mainstream faster than any acting job can…..and it’s not that I have a rape fetish…or appreciate the passion of rape…it’s that I like seeing a bitch naked better than a bitch showing cleavage…not to mention the RAPE SCENE ISN’T EVEN GOOD ….

I’m always taken out of context, just yesterday I wrote that two girls threw a snowball at me while I was walking by, and laughed in my face, like I’m some kind of joke, so I called my pedophile friend and gave him their address, to teach them who’s got the last laugh now…..people got mad even though obviously….I don’t have pedophile friends….and was just making a joke….idiots…

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2012

22

Feb

stepNEWS of the Day

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Here’s the news …. the amazingly awkward news….

Detroit Residents Being Sued for Illegally Downloading Porn
Across Metro Detroit, people are getting letters in the mail, claiming they’ve downloaded pornographic movies illegally. It’s a legitimate copyright lawsuit, and the settlements can be as high as $5,000 per movie. In a federal lawsuit filed in December, NuCorp, Ltd. claims 240 people in Michigan illegally downloaded their movies.

Woman Hatched Plot To Murder Fur Wearers
Meredith Lowell, 27, of Cleveland Heights was indicted for solicitation of murder after the FBI said she tried to hire a hit man to kill a random person wearing fur in what she was calling a ‘protest.’ “She wanted to hire someone for money, somebody to go out and murder somebody with a fur coat on, anybody with a fur coat,� said FBI Special Agent Scott Wilson.

College Basketball Announcer Falls Off Stool
Before the Xavier vs. Dayton game announcer James Bates took a tumble when his stool gave out from under him.

Fight at Detroit Casino Caught on Video
A wild scene was caught on tape inside MotorCity Casino Hotel. A brawl involving numerous women inside the casino’s Grand River Deli was caught on video.

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2012

22

Feb

Irina Shayk for FHM South Africa of the Day

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The scandalous quote in all this is that she said “She doesn’t even like soccer”

Big surprise because here I was thinking there’s no way she was some Russian whore in a club who saw a guy balling out in the VIP she was working only to be told he was a big soccer star, leading to her seeing money, fame, fortune and a good way to launch her international model career….

That there’s no way he wasn’t in it to cover his homosexuality so he retains his fans and thus his endorsement deals…cuz who’s gonna question a Russian’s intentions….or reasons for getting with a dude….

That there’s no way this opportunist cunt didn’t get involved with a big sports star in order to cover SI Swimsuit last year thanks to his connections and agents that have SI by the balls…. especially since it was a World Cup year….and since soccer is the most popular sport in the world….leading to magazine sales…

I just alway believed her true unconditional love for Soccer brought them together….and her looks just got her gigs by people sucking up to her boyfriend….

Here I was thinking that there was no other motives like taking her out of a one room apartment she shared with her family….to mansions and private jets….other than love….

This just can’t be possible…

Here are her pics for FHM South Africa….

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2012

22

Feb

Elisabeth Moss in “Me In My Place” for Esquire of the Day

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Wow….This is a horrible fucking casting for a feature in a magazine that is supposed to involve a girl of interest, like a model or actor, even at a low level, to prance around her house in her underwear….It’s supposed to give you a glimpse into a world you will never have accesss to with a pussy you will never have access to…not something you don’t want access to…but in the defense of the photographer, who I have had a few emails back and forth with over the years…..at least he kept her pretty fucking covered up so I can focus on other things like where she got her furniture…yes these pics turned me into a gay interior designer…..that’s how hot this bitch is.

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2012

22

Feb

Nicki Minaj is Blue in Vogue of the Day

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Nicki Minaj is so contemporary….She’s painted herself for Vogue like she was in Avatar…fucking innovation right here motherfuckers….even if her innovation forces the public to realize despite being full of shit, she’s not actually brown…or as you americans call it black. Sure her parents may be of African decent so she claims for rap legitimacy like Drake….but she’s whiter than Gaga…as white a suburban mall….as white a professional acting classes to be like Angelina…white….doing photoshoots like you’re in Avatar…white….nothing about her is original, urban, or inspiring…

Except maybe her big tits but those come with a weight problem….and what it comes down to is that she looks best in this video…..

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2012

22

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I am a pretty disturbed motherfucker and the more time I spend drinking and the more time I spend alone the weirder the thoughts get. Luckily, I am a non violent crazy person…but I spent last night writing my local radio show a short essay on my most memorable beer for a contest, that basically went on about how a baseball coach used beer to medicate me to molest me like he was Michael Jackson and that it wasn’t the most memorable beer until their stupid radio show made me find that repressed memory in search of my favorite beer memory…only to find my worst beer memory and now I am forced to sue them….only to find out the contest ended yesterday…

I remain sucking at life.

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