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2012

28

Feb

Freida Pinto for Esquire UK of Day

These Freida Pinto for Esquire UK pics could not have come at a better time….because I am currently working on making myself famous in India….USA fame is too overrated…and having over a billion people….half of which are girls…works for my non existant self esteem….so I figure the best way is to post and praise these dots not feathers….esepcially when they are half naked….even when knowing that Dev Petel awkwardness has cum inside her….now I’m gonna go back to researching India pop culture to have better jokes that only they get, since I’m tired of you and moving on internationally…

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2012

28

Feb

Lindsay Lohan Doing Anything for Attention of the DAy

Lindsay Lohan is so mean…and I say this because the last 3 years she’s ignored me…..but also because of this video showing that she’s just not a friendly girl…she’s spoiled, coddled, has a distorted reality and in turn is a fucking cunt….but I guess you would be too if you went from the Lohan everyone loved…and I do mean everyone….that pussy saw so much dick it become a lesbian like an ice cream shop worker unable to stomach ice cream…..but based on the pictures I saw from this….she looks sick, or not feeling her best…bloated. haggard, ready to die, but struggling through this week for her last hurrah on SNL…

The whole thing is unfortunate considering how great those tits are….I just hope no one actually bothers watching her SNL performance this week…because there are better things to do on Saturday Night at midnight…like fucking.


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Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2012

28

Feb

Bethany Frankel Fake Tits BikinI Pics of the Day

Bethany Frankel is one of those faces you just understand how it ended up on TV, you would think that anyone with any sense of what people in the world want to see, would squash this idea before it materialized into anything even remotely near what has become this hard faced Bethany Frankel trash….then you would assume if she did end up on TV thanks to fucking producers or manipulating an old friend….people would turn their back on her, write angry letters to the producers, and not allow her to get the low level of fame she has….but TV is run by bored housewives and they care less about what a bitch looks like than they should..and the real mystery is why she felt it was a good idea to get into a bikini…..I demand answers…..because this is so wrong…except maybe for the bikini and the fake titty cuz I recently fucked fake titties and learned to appreciate fake titties…but the rest of her…is the fucking worst….

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2012

28

Feb

Gaby Ramirez from Playboy Mexico’s Twitpics of the Day

Her name is Gaby Ramirez, I don’t think she really matters in anyway other than that she did PLAYBOY MEXICO AND SHOWED OFF HER FAKE TITS because Fake tits are often celebrated as an accomplishment despite anyone, even your mom, having the ability to get herself fake tits, making her as busty and amazing as Gaby Ramirez all thanks to not even that modern technology…..in what I think should be celebrated only to make other girls get fake tits, since sleeping with a set of fake tits recently…I’ve learned are fun to man handle in all their firmness and hot shape….which means a lot coming from me cuz for the longest time, I liked my titties natural and sloppy….I guess we all have to switch it up sometimes….

Either way, here are her twitpics, hardly naked enough.

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2012

28

Feb

Jessie Andrews Teen Pornstar Boring for Terry Richardson of the Day

Jessie Andrews is some Miami trash 19 year old who made the wise choice to get into porn instead of doing something of value with her life…cuz i guess she heard the money was good and the male attention was even better.

She’s getting tons of press as the new Sasha Grey….which I am sure is feeding her ego…when all that really matters is that she gets fucked on camera, is 19 and pretty much virginal in the porn scene.

Now I hate pornstars, but the hipsters are loving her, she’s been in VICE and now Terry Richardson is shooting her…

But I think she only is worth looking at when fucking, and even that isn’t that great…she’s only in it cuz she’s 19 and personally I like my 19 year olds less washed up and into being porn….you know more 19 and into being sluts strictly for me….I’ve been there and it’s better…

Seriously…Her porn isn’t that good and I hate young girls that are all into this scene…I prefer them when they are jus sluts and not being paid for it…she’s all hype…and so are these pics for Terry Richardson…she’s a fucking porn bitch…why the fuck does she have underwear on….and more importantly why isn’t she getting fucked in this shit. Overrated cunt. Literally.

Posted in:Jessie Andrews

2012

28

Feb

Real Hot Bike Rental Video of the DAy

Best bike rentals in the globe. from Stason bros. on Vimeo.

Some things are better with half naked hipster chicks dyking out……especially bike rental videos….every single commercial on TV….and well as every single thing I experience in my life should play out like that….I am going to work on making that happen…cuz the world is filled with too many uptight prude chicks unwilling to suck a handlebar, too busy complaining about your weight, your household income, who is gonna take the kids to school and you know what…that fucking sucks…but this….this is amazing….hipster Russian who are well versed with the sex trade…changing the face of what we jerk off to…..HOT. If you’re a hipster girl willing to get naked – feel free to email me so we can have sex.

Posted in:stepVIRAL

2012

28

Feb

Kate Upton Tweets Her Tits of the Day

I hate TWITTER ….It just doesn’t make sense why I’d want to read the rants of every idiot on TWITTER who thinks people care about what he has to say or some fucking joke that disappears and gets lost within seconds cuz everyone is being flooded by everyone else’s annoying, useless, often times totally irrelevant thoughts…..It’s just noise and it annoys me.

The only thing good about TWITTER is that it is taking over the paparazzi’s job, cuz celeb bitches are using it as their unofficial fan club, even if I’d rather they be using me as an unofficial fan club, and/or toilet, and/or vibrator, and/or something to breast feed….

So here is Kate Upton showing off her fat arms….that compliment her fat tits…and that one day her ass and belly will catch up to…just as soon as the metabolism slows down…making her whole Carl’s Jr shit yesterday pretty risky business…playing with serious fire….wondering how many burgers she downed and how long her metabolism can keep up….

Posted in:Kate Upton

2012

28

Feb

Mourning Hangover Dump of the Day

I found out a lot of people hate me. I think that would hurt my feelings if I had feelings. What’s to hate, I post pictures of things want to see, I write charming, often times romantic things about those pictures, and I think I’m an all round nice, kind hearted guy. I don’t exploit people on FB or people in person anymore, I stick to the public domain, I mean I shouldn’t be hated…..not known, ignored, irrelevant definitely….but hated…..that’s just mean…..


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2012

27

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

I am still annoyed….I think it is the end of a 3 day hangover from a 15 year drinking binge….or maybe it is cuz I decided to try to quit drinking to see if I die from Alcohol withdrawal since dying from Alcoholism takes too long…only because I’m tired of blacking out, losing my shit, getting beat up, and fucking whores without condoms without remember how awesome a night it was….I figure I can be a cunt without the booze….and do all the same things clear minded….but this could be an alcohol withdrawal hallucination going on….this new thought process could be fixed with one strong drink….and what it comes down to is that I blame the Oscars.

Here are the stepLINKS….

Kate Winslet’s Go Serious Tits
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Brazil’s Carnaval In Slow Motion
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Ali Larter Brings Out The Camel Toe
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Surfer Vs RC Surfer
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Anne Hathaway Compares Herself to Lohan But Doesn’t Compare her Vagina
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Miley Cyrus Got Fancy For Some Party, I’m Surprised She Isn’t Wearing a Denim Vest to Be Honest
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Sacha Baron Cohen Dropped A Load On Ryan Seacrest – VIDEO
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Live Web Cam Sluts That Will Blow Your Mind
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Crazy Guy Jumps From a Roof – VIDEO
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10 Once Great Actors We’d Like To See Be Great Again
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Georgia Salpa Is Busting Out Of Her Tank Top
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Kate Upton Is Doing Hamburger Commercials Now – VIDEO
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I’d Like to Take Home a Piece of Lyla
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20 Pictures Of Hot Babes In Skimpy Shortss
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Free Cam Shows. You Deserve a Little Break
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Young Wife Strips Down – VIDEO
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The Best Sports Hottie From Each State
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Helicopter Falls Apart on Landing
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Vanessa Hudgens Little Cleavage
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Kim Kardashian Wants To Fuck Seal
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Some Perverted Camel Toe Pics
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Snow White galelry for the Weirdos
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Dubstep Violen
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Stephanie Seymour 43 Year Old Boobs!
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Yeah, I Would Bang Meryl Streep
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Here’s All the Razzie Nominations
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These Chicks Have a Queef Off
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LYNN LOVE TEASES WITH HER BIG BOOTY
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Super Model Marisa Miller Sparkles at Vanity Fair Oscars Party (PHOTOS)
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Marysol Patton Looks Like Trouble
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Well Hello Lacey Banghard
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Natasha Alam See Through
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Rosa Acosta Doing House Chores!
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Victoria Justice Brings the Hotness as Always
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Jessica Burciaga is Completely Out Of Hand
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Corpse in an Elevator Prank – VIDEO
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Meanwhile in India…
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Vida Guerra Wants To Remind You She’s Alive By Showing Off Her Tight New Body On Twitter!
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Teen Lesbians Playing War Games – VIDEO
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The Invention Of Porn’s POV Shot Is Explored In Comedy Sketch
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Katrin Kozy is Masterbating – VIDEO
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Nina Adgal – Sports Illustrated 2012
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Gotta Love a Sexy Redhead
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Irina Shayk @ Elton John AIDS Foundation Oscar Party
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Have You Ever Flashed Somebody? – VIDEO
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Mighty Hot Miela Nude
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Arianny Celeste is Super Sexy in Maxim
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Dumb Blonde Gets Stuck
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Ahhhh Kate Beckinsale
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Lindsay Lohan Is Desperate, Will Joke About Anything on SNL
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Selena Gomez Hotness
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Lucky Driver Barely Avoids Collision
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Natale Porntman Herschlagg at Some Bullshit
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She’s A 14 Year Old Whore In The Making. Can You Guess?
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This Greek Bitch Must Take It Up The Shitter?
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6 or More Layers of Guitar – Cool….
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Angelina Jolie’s Leg Goes VIral
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Damn Deep Voice
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Sofia Vergara Candid Twitter Pics In A Bra With Her Big Tits
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Ashley Tisdale Is Fucking Disgsuting
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Fail Compilation 2012
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FROM THE FORUM
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Laura Prepon Tits at an Event
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Arianny Celeste in Maxim
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Miley See Thru Skirt
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Rosie Huntington-Whitely Appartment Hunting
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Tara Reid At an Event of the Day
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Miley Leaving Pilates in Tight Pants
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Angelina Jolie – Oscar Leg
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Today’s Smut MEET
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Anal Training
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PUNK Girl Fucked Hard
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Webcam Star of the Day
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2012

27

Feb

Stephanie Seymour in V Magazine of the Day

I know that Stephanie Seymour is a shameless bitch who prances around in her bikini like she didn’t break up Guns N Roses….all in her 50s but still capable of giving her gay son a boner….. BECAUSE I DOCUMENT HER BIKINI PICS …..

But V MAGAZINE did a shoot with her and they got her topless for fashion…something that I doubt was overly challenging…you know since she got naked at her prime and as women age they become a little less conservative….especially when eager for attention….but she looks hot…..or at least substantially better than when the paparazzi get pics of her…

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