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2012

19

Mar

Anais Pouliot’s Titties for Exhibition Magazine of the Day

Her name is Anus and she’s a local girl for me….from Montreal….and making moves in the international model scene…moves that usually involve her being NAKED OR TOPLESS and I just regret that I didn’t find her in her ice fishing hut, or ghetto french trash town, or wherever these french people named Anus live, before she got to be this famous model, you know too important to give me the time of day….because that way I could have made her all mine and locked her into contract, in my basement, in a cage where she would have been forced to perform sex acts on me…if she ever wanted to see her family again..instead of this following and posting her pictures of her tits other people take of her and that she gets paid for making her far too unattainable for me while knowing there was a time a little van, a little roofies, and a little effort meant that she could have belonged to me. Lost opportunity. I’m a failure. Here are her tits for fashion.

Posted in:Anais Pouliot

2012

19

Mar

Titties on Cable of the Day

I love that TV is becoming more hardcore…I just can never be satisfied though….and wish it was applied to all the re-runs I watch…I mean shit…a golden girls gangbang while Dorothy jerks off in Sophia’s mouth is what teenage sex dreams are made of….but I’ll take what I can get with these non-sitcom shows with nudity….I like them.

Hanna Mangan Lawrence Naked in Spartacus

Unknown Actress Willing To Fuck on Camera in Spartacus

Stephanie Fantauzzi from Shameless

Sarah Power in Californication….

Posted in:HBOobs

2012

19

Mar

stepNEWS of the Day

I love me some stepNEWS…..cuz without it….we’d be stuck with just vapid hollywood bitches and there’s little to no fun in that…when so many weird fucking real life people are out there to laugh at and be inspired by…true fucking story.

Oregon Mom Arrested For Watching 17-Year-Old Daughter Strip
A mother in Salem, Oregon has been arrested and charged for allegedly watching her 17 year old daughter strip at a club. Months ago, the mother complained to the media that the strip club hired her underage child, but surveillance video shows her apparently giving the girl money.

Man-on-Man Kiss Interrupts Rick Santorum Appearance
A pair of men locked lips at a Rick Santorum campaign stop in Arlington Heights, Illinois and were removed from the event.

Teacher Tells African-American Student to Read “Blacker”
A Virginia high school English teacher is under investigation for telling the only African-American student in her class to read a Langston Hughes poem ‘Blacker.”

Guard Faints During St. Patrick’s Day Parade with Kate Middleton
While Kate Middleton met Irish guard on St. Patrick’s Day, one of the guards passed out while the Duchess was handing out shamrocks.

Family Surprised By Naked Intruder
A New Hampshire man was arrested on Sunday after allegedly he broke into a Manchester apartment dressed in only a t-shirt. Joseph O’Shea, 31, barged into a Chestnut Street apartment on Sunday while Lindsay Bolton was half asleep on her couch.

Posted in:stepNEWS

2012

19

Mar

Lana Del Lip in a White One Piece Bathing Suit in Video of the Day

I don’t find Lana Del Rey hot. I don’t find Lana Del Rey talented. I don’t mind Lana Del Rey’s songs, you know cuz I after falling in love with an ass that jogged by me the other day, unable to catch it, only to never see it again, I’ve finally experienced love at first site and loss, all within 1 minute, leading to me going home to listen to love songs….now I can finally related to them….I’m a loser like you.

Either way, she’s beed done, she’s played out, she’s unoriginal, she’s garbage, she’s fabricated, but she gets a lot of youtube hits, and thus the world thinks she’s relevant, even if we know that without over production in studio, she’s just a rich kid that talks and can’t sing with a bad lip job, a lip job that based on this video of her in a classic Glam bathing suit, see that’s her hook, that’s what she does, old Hollywood bullshit, shouda been a tit job.

I like the black and white…it makes her way more legitimate of a lie…I almost believe her so dark and tormented bullshit….

Who cares.

Posted in:Lana Del Rey

2012

19

Mar

Izabel Goulart Pants Off in Harper’s Bazaar Spain APril 2012 of the DAy

I love me some long, amazing, naked, legs…..even if I know they are photoshopped to look this way….because I know that they belong to a model….and that they are probably spectacular even when not photoshopped to be on the cover of a magazine…

I love how Spain does things….I mean, I am sure when the rest of the pictures drop…you know the inside pictures, they are gonna be fucking hot….you know since she’s pantsless on the cover….which is already enough for me to get excited about….without even thinking the inside pages will have some LABIA!!!

I like the fact that everything is pornographic, even fashion and mainstream publications put out by Heasrt. It makes life more fun for my sad sad self….

Posted in:Izabel Goulart

2012

19

Mar

Foreign TItties on TV of the Day

I like to culture you uncultured, white trash, redneck hicks every once in a while by bringing you clips of nudity from International movies and TV shows, because International movies and TV shows are far less conservative than in America and the women are better to look at….because they don’t try as hard…

So here is a tight little tattooed body of some Belgian actress named Daisy Van Praet in some Belgian TV show called Witse……a body you’d expect to be more bloated and disgusting thanks the all the fries and waffles and beer…..but that’s ripped in ways that make you want to treat it like it’s a young dirty slut….making her talk dirty to you in dutch like a whore you picked up in the red light district back in college on your Euro trip through Amsterdam….only better cuz you don’t have to pay for it….and hoping she taps into her french side and gives you anal on the first date like they do in France…..

Euro bitches are amzing even if they are just fantasy from a far away land that will never cross paths with you….cuz you live in a fucking trailer park eating SPAM and CHEESE PUFFS you white trash, redneck hick.

Naked for TV in other countries…means naked on the internet. I’m into it.

Posted in:Daisy Van Praet

2012

19

Mar

J Woww’s Ass in a Pink Bikini of the Day

J Woww is the kind of slut who I normally hate, but for some reason she has grown on me. I don’t know why….You see cuz despite the nature of this site…and the fact that I have sex with hookers….only because I’m a married man and hookers leave you the fuck alone after you pay them….and don’t take much effort to get them….I can’t stand trash…..I know…I live in a trashcan, my wife is trash, and every pussy I’ve fucked is trash, and that’s probably the reason I can’t fucking stand it….so when all my friends are excited about a set of fake tits, or a club chick showing her cooch with no panties at the bar, or anything that remotely resembles anything from Jersey Shore….or even porno…..or even frat college kids on Spring Break…I get seriously annoyed, disgusted, and have no interest in fucking them…..It’s not a gay issue, cuz I love pussy, I just like the quiet, wholesome, possible 25 year old Susan Boyle style virgins…..you see cuz being a slut, loud and putting it out there is just too fucking easy…..it’s the religious girls you have to work on and that challenge makes fucking them exciting…at least more exciting than being one cock of many these vapid bitches who think they are hotter than they are…suck….

I know you get what I’m saying…..and that is that despite J.Woww representing all I hate in the world attached to one pussy and fake tits….I’m kinda eager to see her when she migrates her trash into porn…cuz you know she’s built for it…and I’ll watch it…we just need the Jersey Shore movement to simmer down a bit and let them fade into the irrelevant stripper hell they belong….

She’s looking kinda hot….


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2012

19

Mar

Christian Slater’s Girlfriend’s Top Goes See Through of the Day

Here is my favorite fake British accented paparazzi host…doing his best Robin Leach accenty, trying to intelectualize, or bring bad jokes and puns, in efforts to sound witty, while really just sounding like a total fucking wanker, in the form of a a video of Christian Slater and his Girlfrend, some bitch named Brittany Lopez, who decided to swim with her white shirt and no bra, only to walk the streets pretty much naked, in the kind of outfit I can appreciate, even if it’s on some pussy, some has been everyone once wanted to fuck, while most people under 25 probably don’t know exists…..fucks….

See through shirts on any bitch are worth noticing….maybe Christian Slater should whore her out some more to get some press time and remind people he exists to get some movie gigs….nothing wrong with exploiting migrant/immigrant workers for personal gain….it’s the American Dream.

Posted in:Brittany Lopez

2012

19

Mar

Mena Suvari Grabbing Her Crotch in a Bra for Twitter of the Day

Little alien headed Mena Suvari is on the hustle for her second revival as a pussy in Hollywood worth looking at…as long as you ignore her retard water head looking head….and focus on her INSANELY GREAT ASS ….because you know some of the most disgusting looking humans have some redeeming qualities, whether it is a coinslot perfect vagina, or nice feet.

She’s recently divorced, she’s recently about to be in American Reunion, a throwback to the movie that made her relevant in the first place to the American Public…that I like to attribute to a make a wish foundation dream coming true at the retard school….even though she’s done or tried to do some more serious roles where SHE’S TOPLESS …she’ll always be typecast as the girl some dude had no business wanting in the American Pie Franchise….except maybe to work in his factory for half wages cuz that’s what you do with retards….that enterprising fucker….or for sex…you know cuz a vagina is a vagina….and a vagina matters with an ass like hers attached to it….

Who cares, here she is on twitter, saying “Look at me, I’m back, I’m here, I have a great ass, I’m not gonna spoil this second coming of Mena Suvari”…..

Posted in:Mena Suvari

2012

19

Mar

Sofia Vergara in Esquire April 2012 of the Day

Sofia Vergara is hot and bitch must know how to give great fucking blowjobs, cuz if she didn’t, she’d be working at a taco stand, or strip club, or married to a drug dealer in Miami or some shit. She would not be on TV.

I have all kinds of theories about how she stood out amongst all he SPICS they were typecasting for hot spic roles, you know that she had drug ties in Colombia that fueled drug addicts in Hollywood….leading to some open doors….but I think it may just have to do with her tits…cuz tits…are magical like that….they lead to opportunity….

I posted a twitpic of her on set of this shoot a few months ago ….but the end result is far more spectacular….pantless, bust, and amazing.

Posted in:Sofia Vergara