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2012

19

Mar

Amy Childs is the Ultimo Bra Queen of the Day

Amy Childs Not to Be Confused With Julia Childs ….although both have deep buttery racks…one of lamb….the other of titties but racks never the less….oh the french and their cooking….was modeling underwear for Ultimo…an underwear company…..and I liked it….

She’s a low level UK reality star….she’s 22…..and what she does really doesn’t matter….so long as it is half naked, in underwear, photoshopped because from my experience, 22 is the peak…it’s all downhill from here…so at least we’ll have the pictures to reflect on….as she thickens up like a demi-glaze sauce. Yes…I have a Julia Childs fetish, but only cuz I like rich foods and dead women who I’m not quite sure were actually women…it tends to be an issue.

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2012

19

Mar

Kim Kardashian’s Mom’s Vintage Topless Pregnant Erotic of the Day

Here is a picture of a younger Kris Jenner, the mom of Kim Kardashian and the other Kardashians, who has used her vagina for personal gain, since getting knocked up by a rich guy with the first one, before living the life of a rich vapid LA housewife cunt through the 80s, when she realized that her vagina can produce gold, to which she started training her garbage children to learn how to suck dick, while she sucked dick to get the connections needed to launch the family as a brand….that makes over 100,000,000 dollars a year….with a launch platform that started with Kris Jenner’s master plan of being the leech on Paris Hilton’s herpes scab, so people would see her, before releasing a porno starring her own fucking daughter, to take it up a notch….

She is the evil mastermind, and here she is whoring herself out, like she probably wished she did on camera when she was in her 20s, since now the only sex appeal she has is to lesbians, or gay men who think she’s a dainty man….

All I see is evil…this is the devil’s work….the fall of society but I’m posting it anyway…cuz vintage pregnant erotica, although not hot at all, has huge diaper like underwear…and that makes it fun to look at.

Posted in:Kris Jenner

2012

19

Mar

Lauren Stoner Tans Her Tits on the Beach of the Day

Lauren Stoner is pretty much a nobody, that’s why she’s tanning her tits for the paparazzi, you see because she wants to be a somebody, and you may be wondering why I know so much about someone so insignificant, and the answer is simple…. HER MODEL MAYHEM ….

I mean prior to reaching millions in her bikini for the paparazzi showing her tits….you know the good old fashioned bottom feeding way….she was a hair model on an NBC morning show in Miami…..and had countless appearances on DECO DRIVE….a show you’ve never fucking heard of…..oh and she was an extra in Miami Vice…the movie….

This is how you get a male fan base women….take notes…

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2012

19

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

St Patrick’s Day is the one weekend I don’t drink and I always drink….because I like being the loud, hated, overly drunk guy, and seeing people more loud, hated and overly drunk ruins drinking for me…and I can’t allow for that…so I go into lock down. Unlike these suburbanite, 9 to 5er fat chicks gone wild, I can drink every night…and I will now that St Patrick’s is over.

Here are the morning links….

Let’s Kick Things Off With a Pole Dancer – VIDEO
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Lauren Miranda is on All Fours
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The 30 Most Provocative Pics in Sports
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Free Cam Shows
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How To Pull Out A Tooth With A Rocket
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The 25 Most Annoying Kid Characters on TV
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Kris Jenner Gave Rob Kardashian A Topless, Pregnant Pic Of Herself For His Birthday
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This MILF is Getting It On With Her Toilet Brush
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Live Web Cam Shows, Best Way to
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2012

16

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

It’s St Patricks Day….Great.

I don’t need an excuse to to drink and I sure as hell don’t need to be around a bunch of idiots who don’t know how to drink…and who get loud when they drink…and who look like retards because they are usually suburban mainstream low grade trash…and who make me want to murder suicide….

More importantly, besides being the most irritating “Holiday” of all fucking time..the girls down to fuck when drunk, you know the ones who participate in this shit are all dumpy beer drinking piles of shit…that I’d rather not do an irish jig with….fat chicks upset me.

What doesn’t upset me is a girl I’m trying to have sex with is some fashion bitch….and she told me she’d give me anal sex when her facebook page gets 2000 likes ….so help me get there and I’ll post a pic of her ass after I cum on it…

I know you hate me and won’t do it…but I like to believe you will after all I’ve done for you….

Here are the stepLINKS


Meghan McCain Is Strictly Dickly
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Live Web Cam Sluts, Make Your Friday The Best We Can Be
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Tara Reid Red Dress Huge Tits….
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Dubstep Dog
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Kate Upton Topless in Must
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The Hottest Asses in Bikinis in a Surf Video Ever…..
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25 Inaccurate Depictions of NYC in Film and TV
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Jennifer Walcott Works Her Sexy Costumes
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Nicki Minaj Is Shooting A Video
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Georgia Salpa St Patrick’s Day
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Free Cam Shows Cause Life Can Always Be a Little Sexier
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100 Steamiest Swimsuit Pics in Sports
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Sarah Power Nude Debut In CALIFORNICATION
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These Horny Sluts Go to Work On Each Other – VIDEO
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Jada Pinkett Just Because
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Anal Bead Fail – VIDEO
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Girl Pisses Her Pants at a Mcdonalds – VIDEO
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How About Another WTF Photo of the Day
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I Love Me Some Emma Stone
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Kourtney Kardashian is Pantsless
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Michelle Marsh Strips Out of a Silver Bikini
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25 Funniest Ejections of All Time
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Muay Thai Combat
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Shocking News About Mario Lopez
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Nicki Minaj Shows Off Her Big Black Ass In A Bikini
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Amazing Jump Robe Video Shit…..
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George Clooney Arrested For the Anal
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Guinness for St Patrick’s Day Ad
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Kate Beckinsale’s Body Double from Haunted
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Candice Swanepoel is Topless!
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Ali Milan is Naked
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Padma Lakshmi is Still Looking Hot
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Lacey Banghard For The Fucking WIN!
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Girls Gone Wild: The 10 Skankiest Spring Break Spots
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Breanne Benson, Britney Amber and MacKenzee Pierce Get It On
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Strip Club Saves Little League, Until Donation Was Returned
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Cherry Like to Play With Her Pussy
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Melissa Debling’s Sexy Strip Video For ZOO
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Hey There Blonde Fashion Hottie
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I’d Like a Piece of Genevieve Morton
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Tess is Sexy in White
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Jennie Garth is Gonna Have a Reality Show
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So THIS is How Girls Watch TV – VIDEO
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Jennifer Lawrence’s Skimpy Little Number Leaves Very Little To The Imagination
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Worst Firefighter Ever…
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Jennifer Nicole Lee Ripped Body
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Another Useless Celebrity Spawn Making Music
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Some 50 Year Old Titties With No Bra
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Bruce Springsteen SXSW Keynote
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Rihanna Hot Ass in Jeans….
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Some Rich Guy with his Car
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More Pics of Taylor Momsen in Concert!
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Mila Kunis Walking Down Stairs
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Rachel Taylor Fakes a Pussy Flash
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January Jones Stomach Makes a Face
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Katie Holmes Robot
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Pam Anderson Big Fake Tits
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Aubrey O’Day is Disgusting
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Genevieve Morton Titties at Some Event
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Cinita Dicker Half Naked
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Melissa Debling Naked in Bed
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Pink Taco For Lunch!
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Smut Meet Porn Dump
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THROWBACK POSTS
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Lea Michele Topless on Stage from 2009
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Milla Jovovich Naked in Purple Mag from 2009
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2012

16

Mar

Nikki Cox Scary as Fuck Monster in a See Through Shirt of the Day

I always knew that NIKKI COX HAD A JACKED UP FACE ….but it was never this bad….she went fucking nuts

But I never hate on insecure girls who feel the need to get plastic surgery so fucking hard that it fucks up their faces, making them look like fucking clowns….the sick thing is not how bad it looks but that they probably think it looks good everytime they look in the mirror….like that their doc is an artist….maybe cuz they spent all that money on it but probably cuz they aren’t fucking normal to go this extreme…..

I know…how can they leave the house looking like this….it makes no sense….how can they feel hot or act hot looking like this….but I still feel like it is an important part of our culture, cuz it makes absolutely no sense, yet all these fucking women do it every fucking day, and I even see it in my daily life, and I’m not surrounded by hollywood pussy…it just looks so fucking stupid…like a cartoon character….a cartoon character I want to cum all over….just because I know the bitches can’t close their eyes….

Either way, the good news is that I think she’s rocking a see through shirt…


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2012

16

Mar

Some Ciara Ass Crack in Soiled Sweatpants of the Day

There are rumors that Ciara was a man….and here she is showing the top of her ass crack in soiled sweatpants like a fucking homeless guy who has given up on life…or who is like me and can’t fit into a pair of non-elastic pants…..or like a drug dealer who doesn’t need to wear jeans…because he’s gangster and shit’s comfortable….

I’m not sure if this is something that could be perceived as hot…I mean unless you’re into trannies…or the unknown of whether there’s a set of balls behind this shit….cuz over-sized sweat pants are kinda making me think there are….real girls wear leggings.

Who cares.. her and I have that soiled sweat pants connection….so I’d fuck her adam’s apple or not…


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Posted in:Ciara

2012

16

Mar

Enya Bakunova Vintage Erotic Lookin’ For Elle Russia of the Day

There is nipple behind all that communist propoganda!

Her name is Enya, she’s a model I want to fuck, but that’s not saying much, cuz I only want to fuck models, and the fact she has a modeling contract, makes her a prime candidate for me wanting to fuck her….but it’s still saying something…and that something is that these pictures are hot….but I may just be saying that cuz they remind me of 60s erotica I once found in the wall of a house when doing construction….it was in a little tin box and contained a bunch of these faded polaroid pics and bunch of seedy love letters and even some tufts of pubic hair wrapped in yellow kleenex….a tin box that I spent a better part of a month jerking off to….I’m a romantic like that.

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2012

16

Mar

Christina Ricci Hot and Skinny at Some Event of the Day

This is one thing in life that I actually like….and that is skinny chicks. Everything else is just garbage, pollution, irritants….offensive as fuck….and Christina Ricci probably feels the same way, you see she was a pudgy little thing with D cup titties, who went anorexic like all pudgy little things should do, only to chop off her titties, something disappointing to most, but fantastic to me, cuz it meant she could really pull off that skinny body proper….I mean big natural tits fuck it all up….as rib cages are exposed, you don’t want big nippled sloppy sand bag tits hanging their like shit’s a fucking National Geographic….at least I don’t…..all this to say….2 decades into her career….she’s still got it goin’ on. Good Hustle.


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Posted in:Christina Ricci

2012

16

Mar

Behati Prinsloo Lingerie Pictures for Victoria’s Secret

Behati Prinsloo is a Victoria’s Secret Model….and as much as I hate these catalog shots from Victoria’s Secret….This is the first time I’ve ever posted her catalog shots….even if her pics are totally interchangeable with every other fucking Victoria’s Secret, tried, tested and true garbage I’m fucking bored of…even if being bored of half naked hot pussy is one of the gayer things I’ve said on the site…not nearly as gay as George Clooney staging his arrest so that he can get prison raped….a childhood fantasy of his…you like how I tied in some relevant gossip into this post…admit it…

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