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2012

16

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I’m not hungover.

So I have nothing to say here. Otherwise it’d be a lie…a huge fucking lie….I mean unless I am hungover….and I’m just so used to it…that hangovers is what makes me feel normal….but normally I’m convulsing in the corner, my heart about to explode, unable to move….but maybe that’s not a hangover, but serious disease I write off as hangover….while the groggy, miserable, puking up bile that’s become my normal morning ritual is the hangover and not just me feeling normal…

All this to say the whole thing is very confusing, stressful, and the reason I’m drinking whiskey right now.

Fuck you friday.

A Dancing Tron Light Show? Sure! Why Not?
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The 30 Most Provocative Pics in Sports
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Free Online Sluts Are the Best Kind of Sluts
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I Know One Thing is For Sure, Valerie Has One Great Rack
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Pole Dance Fail On Live TV
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Taylor Momsen is Still a Slut
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Live Web Cam Sluts
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She’s Gettin Off With a Carrot
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The 10 Most Surprising Criminals
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2012

15

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

I had something to say, but I decided to keep it to myself, cuz some things are private, and better kept all for myself in my little private box of thoughts……

I don’t know what the fuck I’m talking about, I just know my facebook status updates fucking exhaust me

I’m gonna go watch hot chicks leave the gym and walk to their cars sweaty, unshowered, in gym clothes…cuz that’s what’s important in life.

Here are the stepLINKS….fuck you for reading this site.

The Springbreakers In New Bikinis…
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Gillian Anderson is a High School LEsbian
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Live Web Cam Shows, Because the Week Should End With AWESOME
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Pole Dance Fail on Good Day LA
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Jonah Hill Done With Comedy….
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Women Are So Ficking Dumb (Sometimes) They Will Fucking Buy Anything
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Gallery: The 10 Least Believable Undercover Cops In Movies
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Sara Jean Underwood Is Just Too Hot
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Jennifer Lawrence Does The Hunger Games Premiere
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Gigi Has One Hot Ass, Check It Out
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Free Cam Shows, Thursday Has Never Been Better
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Horny Chick Shoves Her Fingers Up Her Ass
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College Basketball Cheerleader Showdown
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Cara Brett in a Purple Dress
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Lady Gaga Going on Media Lockdown – Thank God.
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Reporter Fail!
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Kourtney Kardashian Half Naked Little Troll
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Jessica Lowndes Sweet Cleavage And Almost An Upskirt
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Charlize THeron Should Have Adopted Me
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Karlie Kloss See Through on the Catwalk
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Mia Bunny and Jolina Bonita Play with Oil
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How About Some Naked Yoga?
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20 Pictures Of Hot Babes In Skimpy Shorts
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Teyana Taylor Leaked Twitter Topless And Sexy Pics
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Charlize Theron is Bangable Even When Just Getting Groceries
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Lindzi Cox May be the Next Bachelorette
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Richard Grieco is One of the Walking Dead. Jesus
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Topless Pics of Scout Willis? Maybe…
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Maria Menounos is Opening Wide
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Marie McCray Fulfills All Your Redhead Fantasies Today
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Testing a Condom on the Highway. Wait For It – VIDEO
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Gotta Love Some Sexy Ass Shakin – VIDEO
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1 Dead, 3 Wounded After Texas Man On Trial For Molesting Handicapped Daughter Shoots Four People In Courthouse Parking Lot
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Chiara is Spread Wide Open
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Professional Sex Toy Tester: Inside The Best Job Ever
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Malena Morgan Has Some Quality Alone Time
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If There’s One Thing You Can Count on in Life, It’s Salma Hayek Having Awesome Cleavage
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Gotta Love Lovely Legs in a Short Skirt
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I’ll Buy Anything Adriana Lima is Selling
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Pussy Shots, All Around
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Elle MacPherson is Looking Hot
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Beaten By Your Own Bicycle
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Jessica Jane Clement Hotness
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Drakes EX Piece of Ass Maliah Michel
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Jessica Simpson’s Sex Drive Will End Us All
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Trippy Japanese Ring Art!
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Sofia Vergara Shows She Can Suck Cock
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Lea Michele Pantsless
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Holly Peers TItties
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Topless Argentinian Realty Star – Florencia “Flopy” Tesouro
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Melissa Debling Topless and Chubby in Bed
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Jenifer Nicole Lee Slutting Out
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Genesis Rodriguez Titties at a Premiere
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Nicole Richie Side Titty
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Ana Beatriz Barros Hot Model Legs
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Genevieve Morton Black Dress
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Renee Olstead – Red Dress at a Premiere
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Alexandra Burke Thick Ass
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Coco’s Ass Is Not Hot
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Kayley Cuoco Hot in Some Magazine
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Boring Emma Stone Kissing Her Boyfriend
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I’d Fuck Minka Kelly
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Mena Suvari Titties Distract From Her Retard Face
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Candice Swanepoel With Hot Fuckign Cleave for VIctoria’s Secret
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Maria Menounos Running THick THighs at DWTS
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Olivia Wilde – Lesbian
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Webcam Star of the Day
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2012

15

Mar

Stacy Keibler Hot Ass in Maxim Australia April 2012 of the DAy

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George Clooney’s girlfriend Stacy Keibler is in Maxim Australia in April 2012, so this is a glimpse into the future, one hot ass, amazing legs, with wrestling experience capable of doing things to me in choke holds I can only dream about and hope Clooney takes serious advantage of cuz she’s his fucking groupie and groupie’s will do anything for the good life…glimpse into the future, that’s not quite as hot as the end of the world, you know 2012 motherfuckers, an end to a doomed humanity I have no hope for cuz we are filled with garbage people with garbage morals and values, just low quality shit that needs to be annihilated and that I look forward to being annihilated even if I get annihilated too, cuz I think it’s best for all of us…..

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2012

15

Mar

Ashley “The Face” Tisdale Hides Her Face in Hot Shorts of the Day

I’ve had an Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch running on the site for years. I think it started when she one some Teen Choice shit award for being the hottest chick of the year….and I got offended knowing that she either paid for that title, or maybe a call center of people were hired to vote until they knew she was a winner….it was a scam and I felt the need to point out all that is wrong with her….all those asymmetric issues, even after a nose job, just to level the playing field and not let her ego get out of control….and it looks like my hard work has paid off, because here she is with her hot body, cuz at least she took it upon herself to get fit on her rise to the top, cuz at a certain age, awkward faces don’t matter so much when all the other woman are obese…..because any hot girl who wins the hottest girl of the year award would be confident enough to walk around without using a purse to block out her face….>Which means Tisdale knows she’s ugly…and girls who know they are ugly are always down to fuck for some male attention that makes them feel wanted and loved….low self esteem is the reason I’m not a virgin…so finally Tisdale is in some pics I find erotic as fuck….Keep on hating your face bitch…you have every right to….we understand and hate it too….


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2012

15

Mar

Madonna Photoshopped To Shit in Lingerie for her New Album of the DAy

Here are some pictures of old lady Madonna in some lingerie promoting her new album like she’s not pushing 60. She’s so heavily photoshopped that these are as much her as her singing at the superbowl was. I mean these might as well be a young hired model photoshopped to look like Madonna, cuz it’d probably require less photoshop than making Madonna look like this….

But as a man with nostaglic tit appareciation, I’m gonna post this shit and go along with her lie, you know pretend it’s still early 90s and I’m jerking off to her Truth or Dare movie….I have that ability….some call it a talent, others a curse….

Either way, here’s the “digitial sketch” of Madonna….cuz this shit is no longer considered a photo.

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2012

15

Mar

Lucy Pinder’s Big Tits in Lingerie of the Day

I know there is no real point in posting these pictures of Lucy Pinder, you know since they aren’t new, or revolutionary and she doesn’t really matter….more importantly, google will bring you tons of pics of her naked pics, which is far more interesting that her stuffed into a bathing suit….but sometimes, big tits in a bathing suit, although they don’t accomplish much, are all we really need. I like to think of it as a spiritual journey….and this just happens to be one of those times…

Here’s another pic of her in some lingerie…for no reason other than that she’s in lingerie…

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2012

15

Mar

Kate Upton’s Banned from MTV Commercial of the Day

Zoo York is part of Marc Ecko’s Empire…the same dude behind Ecko….but more importanlty he owns all MY FRIENDS AT COMPLEX ….and his marketing team was smart enough to do a few things….first…they brought in internet sensation Kate Upton, cuz her ridiculous tits get hits, but then they also made the ad semi sexual and inappropriate, edgy and exciting, with bugs running commentary as her big titty bounce as she jogged….something I feel she doesn’t do…cuz she’s Anna Nicole Smith in the making….but it still got banned on MTV, leading to more press, taking this graff/skate brand from 1993, to a whole other level of mainstream…Money fucking making….

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2012

15

Mar

stepNEWS of the Day

I don’t think I need to really explain to you why I like the stepNEWS…I say the same fucking intro everyday….but I’ll tell you this…real people are amazing…in all their imperfect, embarrassing, idiotic glory….

Here’s the stepNEWS…

Reporter Slips and Falls During Snowy Report
In Sacramento, CA reporter Dave Marquis found himself face down in the snow after his news report didn’t go according to plan.

Councilman Confused with Porn Actor Online
A mistake on the movie database IMDB.com left San Marcos Councilman Shane Scott confused with a soft-core porn actor.

Cop Caught Having Sex in Squad Car
A Memphis police officer is off duty because of what he may have been heard doing while his squad car microphone was on.

Serial Killer Joined Military to Satisfy His Need to Kill
A former United States Marine, Itzcoatl Ocampo who is being charged with multiple counts of murder in California, told detectives that he joined the military to satisfy his urge to kill. He was disappointed when he didn’t see combat.

Dad jailed trying to break up fight
Police say 55-year-old Robert Teague appeared to have good intentions when he tried to resolve a dispute between his 16-year-old son and another student at Eau Gallie High School.

Staten Island man finds snake in toilet
A man on Staten Island woke up in the middle night to go to the bathroom only to find a slithering surprise inside his toilet: a 4-foot snake.

Woman Finds Feathers in McNugget
In Elkert, IN Raquel House got a little something extra when she bit into a McDonald’s McNugget and found feathers.

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2012

15

Mar

Selena Gomez’s Hot Little 15 Year Old Looking Body in a Bikini of the Day

Selena Gomez has a hot little body that makes me feel like a pervert cuz it looks so young and tight…but that isn’t all that perverted to look at cuz she’s pushing 20…and is the real pervert in the situation cuz she sold her vagina to Bieber when he was underage…and she wasn’t….the kind of shit that would get you or me…or a bunch of the people I know on the sex offender registry arrested….but they are young, rich starlets and untouchable….you see cuz their parents wouldn’t press charges, they are too busy spending their fucking earnings….whore out your kids, it pays.

I’m not convinced Gomez slammed Beiber…cuz of his whole homosexuality…maybe they did anal, her with a strap on mold of Usher’s dick, cuz he doesn’t let Justin have anything else, but the real issue is the fact that I’m analyzing their sex life….sometimes I even creep myself out…I figure it’s only fair, payback even, for all the girls I’ve creeped out over the years…..

What matters is this body getting out of the hot tub for Springbreak…an overhyped garbage movie the producers are smart enough to let the paparazzi on…..and cast for 12 year old chicks…..it’ll be a huge hit….I hope I get invited to the premiere…going to movies for teen girls is always funny when the parents see you in the back row alone, wearing sunglasses, smiling……


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2012

15

Mar

Lana Del Lip Panty Flash With No Lip of the Day

I guess the Lana Del Rey youtube sensation thanks to a rich daddy, a good producer, a relevant soulful sound, that she couldn’t re-create in live shows, because it was all done through a computer, has died down….because I haven’t been hearing much about here, but more importantly, cuz she’s already flashing the paparazzi her panties in efforts to stay in the media, it’s bottom feeding the way I like, cuz I like bottom feeding, and seeing panties is one step closer to that….not that I think Lana Del Lip is all that hot, if anything her bullshit makes me hate her, and her fake lip is badly done, giving her permanent duckface, but that’s never really stopped me from bottom feeding off a chick before, there’s just something lovely about licking an asshole while smelling a vagina…far lovelier than any Lana Del Rey song…but you wouldn’t know that if you were to compare youtube hits….which as you know is the measuring system of what matters in entertainment…even though most high viewed shit sucks….but flashing panties doesn’t suck….especially cuz you know she’s one step a way from using her mouth and throat to suck…to keep her brand alive…it’s hard when you peak in a month then fade into obscurity fast and hard…just not for us…cuz we like laughing at failure….

All this to say, next time bitch needs to show her other set of lips.


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