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Is Eva Longoria’s Ass Real of the Day
Is Eva Longoria’s Ass Real of the Day
Emma Roberts is Pregnant and Ashley Benson is in a Thong in Bikinis of the Day
Emma Roberts is Pregnant and Ashley Benson is in a Thong in Bikinis of the Day
Suki Waterhouse Flashes her Ass of the Day
Suki Waterhouse Flashes her Ass of the Day
Em Rata and her Muppet Face of the Day
Em Rata and her Muppet Face of the Day
Halle Berry in a Lingerie Outfit Despite Being 100 of the Day
Halle Berry in a Lingerie Outfit Despite Being 100 of the Day

2012

16

Mar

Some Courtney Stodden Bikini Ass of the Day

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I don’t know if these pics are new or old. I can’t be bothered to look it up cuz the fact that Courtney Stodden exists depresses me…but not as much as the fact that I know who she is. Whenever I hear her name….I am forced to remember how fucking retarded America is, buying into tabloid lies and scandals instead of making their own fucking scandals, we’ve lost our fucking souls…..you know because there was time we would be out trying to get 16 year old brides….and now we just let no name idiots do it for the sake of entertainment….like a gang of fucking pussies….especially when you look at this bitch…from ass to fake tits….from face to fake tan…and see that there’s no way she’s a day younger than 30….you’ve all been had….and for some reason when I see pics of her in here thong…whether they are new or old…I feel the need to revisit this shit like it matters…I’m a fucking sucker…but at least I am aware of what I’m doing here.

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2012

16

Mar

Iselin Steiro Titties in Cover Magazine #74 of the Day

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I have never posted pictures on this model….so I have no idea who she is… just assumed she was some up and comer who was willing to get topless for some magazine I’ve never heard of to propel her to that next stage in her modeling career….you know cuz these models need to go nude to go anywhere…a reason why the fashion industry is far less gay than they make it out to be….more titties and pussies in the shit than in porn…and the girls…equally into getting paid to get naked….and equally into fucking rockstars….are just less disgusting to look at….and that’s why…I’m all about these titty for fashion posts…..cuz skinny bitches showing tit…for money…is an amazing fucking thing….

Either way, this Iselin bitch is from Norway, she’s 26, she’s been modeling for a decade…and she’s pretty amazing.

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2012

16

Mar

Maria Menounos Failed Dancing with the Stars Body of the Day

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I like to think this is just an awkward shot of Maria Menounos running around on the set of Dancing With the Stars….you know that her hips are lying and that this is just some weird optical illusion…because she’s been growing on me….ever since she FLASHED HER PUSSY ON THE BEACH ….I’ve started paying attention…cuz any girl who flashes her pussy on the beach….is a friend of mine….cuz I love seeing pussy….

But maybe that friendship put blinders on my eyes…and all I saw was this toned body on a bitch that is greeek and loves anal…cuz here I am wondering why someone who normally looks so good….looks like a fat middle aged woman trying to get in shape before her daughters wedding….and that’s very sad…I guess her dancing in half naked outfits will be all she can do to redeem herself on this dark, lonely day in the life of Maria Menounos.


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2012

16

Mar

stepNEWS of the Day

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Here’s the stepNEWS!! The best post in the history of the internet that no one appreciates but me because I like the failures of humanity…while you just like tits….you useless fucking leech of a human….

Milwaukee man caught stealing light pole on video
A Milwaukee man faces two charges for allegedly cutting up and stealing a light pole from an on-ramp on Milwaukee County’s northwest side.

Fake Health Inspector Scams Restaurants For Free Food
Investigators in Fayette County say a bogus health inspector is going around to restaurants and threatening to conduct spot inspections. They say the man backs down if they agree to feed him for free.

Man Tries Selling Teen for Sex at Starbucks
The FBI was watching as a man tried to sell a teenager inside a downtown coffee shop. Federal prosecutors have now released the undercover video of the transaction. Eric Tutstone, 44, was convicted of “sex trafficking a child� and sentenced on Tuesday to 11 years in prison.

Project X-Style Party Leaves One Dead
A house party outside Houston got out of control and turned violent quickly, leave one shot dead.

Police: ‘Crapper scrapper’ stole toilet parts from 18 businesses
A Colorado man is accused of doing to at least 18 metro businesses over two months.

Mother Outraged After Vicious Girl Fight Posted Online
A vicious girl fight is sparking outrage. Now, a local mother is speaking out after witnessing the video of a nasty street brawl that was posted online.

Urology practice offers pizza for men getting vasectomies
Get a vasectomy, eat some pizza and watch some basketball, that’s what a Boston-area Urologist is offering.

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2012

16

Mar

Candice Swanepoel Not Topless for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

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This is all the same fucking shit, so I have no idea when these pics dropped, it might as well have been 5 years ago….because they just don’t fucking matter…and I know saying that about half naked and very hot pussy…all bikini clad, photoshopped, and posing, almost doesn’t make sense, but I’m not a dude forced to jerk off to my wife’s catalogs…I have other options…from prostitutes, to fans of the site, to girls off craigslist, to actual porn….to other things we don’t need to get into cuz years of being desensitized to things…always trying to take things to the next level…has done some shit to me…..

The good news is that Victoria’s Secret doesn’t have an exclusivity on this hot pussy, sure she does their bullshit events along with their shitty catalog shots, but she also takes the time out of her schedule to go back to her hot as fuck roots by SHOWING HER NIPPLES IN VOGUE ….and really that’s what keeps my appreciation for her alive…this corporate shit just makes me angry.

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2012

16

Mar

Kate Middleton Possible Royal Cameltoe of the Day

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I know this isn’t a real cameltoe…..it’s a fucking stretch to call it that…but we’re all allowed to dream…I mean Kate Middleton had a dream when she was a litle girl that one day she’d be a princess living in a palace…with servants tending to her every need…and look what happened to her….in this cinderella middle class trash story from rags to riches…that inspires me to dream a little dream of the fabric of her jeans jacked inside her pussy that I can only assume is unscathed thanks to royalty being primarily homosexual except for when it comes to making babies….and that doesn’t bother her…they have an understanding and she’ll just masturabte to climax instead…in her gold plated place tub….cuz the money and status far outweighs personal relationship and dick….true story.

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2012

16

Mar

Jennifer Lopez Titties in Red for Vogue of the Day

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Fuck J.Lo. I hate this bitch and I have no idea why I am posting pictures of her photoshopped, push up bra tits…I can only blame my self destructive behavior and self-hatred….punishing myself by getting behind some over-hyped, underserving cunt, who pays people to call her the most beautiful person in the world….and by people I mean the magazine…and the whole lie is fucking offensive….I don’t see why she doesn’t just fucking retire and age gracefully, these old tired cunts killing it into their 50s….take your fucking money and relax….even if your egos and attention craving needs are screaming to be on stage….retire…we don’t want to fucking see your stupid face…at least I don’t…except when I feel like punishing myself….like right now….

Here’s the video if you care….and you shouldn’t.

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2012

16

Mar

Meghan McCain Did Playboy Badly of the Day

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Where are the pussy pics? I know she’s fat…but that doesn’t matter. If a bitch does Playboy I wanna see pussy pics. Fat or not…Even if the bitch is some chatty cunt who thinks she is hot and important cuz of her dad…who blocked me on twitter for making fun of her years ago….in what was probably the highlight of her life…that she didn’t realize was the highlight of her life…cuz she’s so self involved and thinks she’s important….fucking rich girl, heir to the Busch corporation, spoiled to the tits….thinking the world is like her mommy and daddy and that they actually care about her bullshit….like she was all of our little princess.

Which brings me back to my where’s the fucking pussy pics….

Here are some notable quotes…that aren’t pussy pics….cuz apparently she likes running her mouth and not showing pussy in pics.

PLAYBOY: Say a little more about the hanging-out-in-bed-with-girlfriends part.

MCCAIN: Watch it, mister. My friends from home came over to support me, and we got in my parents’ big bed. They have this huge California king and we just stayed up eating ice cream. I’m not a lesbian, if that’s what you’re asking. I’d be the first person to tell the world I was gay. I’m not private about anything. I think you should live how you should live. But I’m strictly dickly. I can’t help it. I love sex and I love men.

Who cares…..pussy pics….or it didn’t happen.


SPEAKING OF PLAYBOY – I WAS FEATURED AS ONE OF THEIR CELEB BRACKETS – WITH AS MUCH PUSSY LIP AS MEGHAN MCCAIN’S PLAYBOY HUSTLE –
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2012

16

Mar

Jenna Haze and Taylor Momsen Hanging Out on Stage of the Day

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Taylor Momsen did a concert at the House of Blues in LA last night and she invited her friend Jenna Haze….who has been seen IN HER NEW MUSIC VIDEO and IN BED WITH HER and for those of you who don’t know…. JENNA HAZE IS A PORNSTAR star of her new video JENNA HAZE , the pornstar….and these are the pictures of what happened….fascinating to some…as obvious and cliche as when my dog pees on a fire hydrant to others….but a little more exciting, because it takes a certain identity crisis to leave her easy life getting decent acting jobs, being wholesome and non sexual, to strip down and whore out for a band that only gets House of Blues gigs, not selling out arena gigs…

The good news in all this is that at least they are playing it up, even if it is for college level girls trying to get the boys to notice them, obvious, it’s still happening….and that’s more than I can say for some girls who won’t even entertain the idea of eating a pussy, even though every girl I know only masturbate to lesbian porn, figure that one out you fucking dykes…you’re all fucking dykes…

Here’s some video of the concert I refuse to watch…

Posted in:Jenna Haze|Taylor Momsen

2012

16

Mar

Paz dela Huerta Wild and Titty For Terry Richardson of the Day

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Paz De La Huerta is exactly the kind of girl I like hanging out with. She looks like a fucking wreck, you know high, drunk and insane at all time, making her ready and willing for adventure, always eager to pull out her tits and pussy for no reason at all, and she’s hot as hell.

It’s the perfect combination I need for a good time, cuz I like girls who are exhibitionist sluts, even if I never know where their crazy is going to take them….

You know she’s the kind of girl you let sleep over and wake up with a knife to your throat when her bi-polar disorder kicks in…or who you find in the basement smearing feces on herself…or who hears voices in her head that make her paint your entire apartment black…

She’s the kind of girl who you date and has no loyalty, cuz she lives in the moment, in her own world and has no clue what the fuck is going on, the kind of girl you can marry and never know who she is out fucking when she doesn’t come home at night….

She’s one of those keep you on your toes, damaged, hipster bitches I’d love to eat out, despite all the cock her hipster bush has scene….

I’m just into this kind of thing, even though I know nothing good comes from this kind of thing…cuz normal bitches are fucking boring….

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