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Britney Spears Dance Party of 1 of the Day
Britney Spears Dance Party of 1 of the Day
Soula is the Instagram Of The Day
Soula is the Instagram Of The Day
Madison Beer Shows Off her Dick Sucking Knees of the Day
Madison Beer Shows Off her Dick Sucking Knees of the Day
Maya Hawke’s Slutty Photoshoot of the Day
Maya Hawke’s Slutty Photoshoot of the Day
Nicole Scherzinger’s Hard Body Doing Archery of the Day
Nicole Scherzinger’s Hard Body Doing Archery of the Day

2012

16

Mar

Some Ciara Ass Crack in Soiled Sweatpants of the Day

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There are rumors that Ciara was a man….and here she is showing the top of her ass crack in soiled sweatpants like a fucking homeless guy who has given up on life…or who is like me and can’t fit into a pair of non-elastic pants…..or like a drug dealer who doesn’t need to wear jeans…because he’s gangster and shit’s comfortable….

I’m not sure if this is something that could be perceived as hot…I mean unless you’re into trannies…or the unknown of whether there’s a set of balls behind this shit….cuz over-sized sweat pants are kinda making me think there are….real girls wear leggings.

Who cares.. her and I have that soiled sweat pants connection….so I’d fuck her adam’s apple or not…


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2012

16

Mar

Enya Bakunova Vintage Erotic Lookin’ For Elle Russia of the Day

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There is nipple behind all that communist propoganda!

Her name is Enya, she’s a model I want to fuck, but that’s not saying much, cuz I only want to fuck models, and the fact she has a modeling contract, makes her a prime candidate for me wanting to fuck her….but it’s still saying something…and that something is that these pictures are hot….but I may just be saying that cuz they remind me of 60s erotica I once found in the wall of a house when doing construction….it was in a little tin box and contained a bunch of these faded polaroid pics and bunch of seedy love letters and even some tufts of pubic hair wrapped in yellow kleenex….a tin box that I spent a better part of a month jerking off to….I’m a romantic like that.

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2012

16

Mar

Christina Ricci Hot and Skinny at Some Event of the Day

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This is one thing in life that I actually like….and that is skinny chicks. Everything else is just garbage, pollution, irritants….offensive as fuck….and Christina Ricci probably feels the same way, you see she was a pudgy little thing with D cup titties, who went anorexic like all pudgy little things should do, only to chop off her titties, something disappointing to most, but fantastic to me, cuz it meant she could really pull off that skinny body proper….I mean big natural tits fuck it all up….as rib cages are exposed, you don’t want big nippled sloppy sand bag tits hanging their like shit’s a fucking National Geographic….at least I don’t…..all this to say….2 decades into her career….she’s still got it goin’ on. Good Hustle.


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2012

16

Mar

Behati Prinsloo Lingerie Pictures for Victoria’s Secret

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Behati Prinsloo is a Victoria’s Secret Model….and as much as I hate these catalog shots from Victoria’s Secret….This is the first time I’ve ever posted her catalog shots….even if her pics are totally interchangeable with every other fucking Victoria’s Secret, tried, tested and true garbage I’m fucking bored of…even if being bored of half naked hot pussy is one of the gayer things I’ve said on the site…not nearly as gay as George Clooney staging his arrest so that he can get prison raped….a childhood fantasy of his…you like how I tied in some relevant gossip into this post…admit it…

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Posted in:Behati Prinsloo

2012

16

Mar

Some Courtney Stodden Bikini Ass of the Day

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I don’t know if these pics are new or old. I can’t be bothered to look it up cuz the fact that Courtney Stodden exists depresses me…but not as much as the fact that I know who she is. Whenever I hear her name….I am forced to remember how fucking retarded America is, buying into tabloid lies and scandals instead of making their own fucking scandals, we’ve lost our fucking souls…..you know because there was time we would be out trying to get 16 year old brides….and now we just let no name idiots do it for the sake of entertainment….like a gang of fucking pussies….especially when you look at this bitch…from ass to fake tits….from face to fake tan…and see that there’s no way she’s a day younger than 30….you’ve all been had….and for some reason when I see pics of her in here thong…whether they are new or old…I feel the need to revisit this shit like it matters…I’m a fucking sucker…but at least I am aware of what I’m doing here.

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2012

16

Mar

Iselin Steiro Titties in Cover Magazine #74 of the Day

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I have never posted pictures on this model….so I have no idea who she is… just assumed she was some up and comer who was willing to get topless for some magazine I’ve never heard of to propel her to that next stage in her modeling career….you know cuz these models need to go nude to go anywhere…a reason why the fashion industry is far less gay than they make it out to be….more titties and pussies in the shit than in porn…and the girls…equally into getting paid to get naked….and equally into fucking rockstars….are just less disgusting to look at….and that’s why…I’m all about these titty for fashion posts…..cuz skinny bitches showing tit…for money…is an amazing fucking thing….

Either way, this Iselin bitch is from Norway, she’s 26, she’s been modeling for a decade…and she’s pretty amazing.

Posted in:Iselin Steiro

2012

16

Mar

Maria Menounos Failed Dancing with the Stars Body of the Day

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I like to think this is just an awkward shot of Maria Menounos running around on the set of Dancing With the Stars….you know that her hips are lying and that this is just some weird optical illusion…because she’s been growing on me….ever since she FLASHED HER PUSSY ON THE BEACH ….I’ve started paying attention…cuz any girl who flashes her pussy on the beach….is a friend of mine….cuz I love seeing pussy….

But maybe that friendship put blinders on my eyes…and all I saw was this toned body on a bitch that is greeek and loves anal…cuz here I am wondering why someone who normally looks so good….looks like a fat middle aged woman trying to get in shape before her daughters wedding….and that’s very sad…I guess her dancing in half naked outfits will be all she can do to redeem herself on this dark, lonely day in the life of Maria Menounos.


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2012

16

Mar

stepNEWS of the Day

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Here’s the stepNEWS!! The best post in the history of the internet that no one appreciates but me because I like the failures of humanity…while you just like tits….you useless fucking leech of a human….

Milwaukee man caught stealing light pole on video
A Milwaukee man faces two charges for allegedly cutting up and stealing a light pole from an on-ramp on Milwaukee County’s northwest side.

Fake Health Inspector Scams Restaurants For Free Food
Investigators in Fayette County say a bogus health inspector is going around to restaurants and threatening to conduct spot inspections. They say the man backs down if they agree to feed him for free.

Man Tries Selling Teen for Sex at Starbucks
The FBI was watching as a man tried to sell a teenager inside a downtown coffee shop. Federal prosecutors have now released the undercover video of the transaction. Eric Tutstone, 44, was convicted of “sex trafficking a child� and sentenced on Tuesday to 11 years in prison.

Project X-Style Party Leaves One Dead
A house party outside Houston got out of control and turned violent quickly, leave one shot dead.

Police: ‘Crapper scrapper’ stole toilet parts from 18 businesses
A Colorado man is accused of doing to at least 18 metro businesses over two months.

Mother Outraged After Vicious Girl Fight Posted Online
A vicious girl fight is sparking outrage. Now, a local mother is speaking out after witnessing the video of a nasty street brawl that was posted online.

Urology practice offers pizza for men getting vasectomies
Get a vasectomy, eat some pizza and watch some basketball, that’s what a Boston-area Urologist is offering.

Posted in:stepNEWS

2012

16

Mar

Candice Swanepoel Not Topless for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

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This is all the same fucking shit, so I have no idea when these pics dropped, it might as well have been 5 years ago….because they just don’t fucking matter…and I know saying that about half naked and very hot pussy…all bikini clad, photoshopped, and posing, almost doesn’t make sense, but I’m not a dude forced to jerk off to my wife’s catalogs…I have other options…from prostitutes, to fans of the site, to girls off craigslist, to actual porn….to other things we don’t need to get into cuz years of being desensitized to things…always trying to take things to the next level…has done some shit to me…..

The good news is that Victoria’s Secret doesn’t have an exclusivity on this hot pussy, sure she does their bullshit events along with their shitty catalog shots, but she also takes the time out of her schedule to go back to her hot as fuck roots by SHOWING HER NIPPLES IN VOGUE ….and really that’s what keeps my appreciation for her alive…this corporate shit just makes me angry.

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel

2012

16

Mar

Kate Middleton Possible Royal Cameltoe of the Day

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I know this isn’t a real cameltoe…..it’s a fucking stretch to call it that…but we’re all allowed to dream…I mean Kate Middleton had a dream when she was a litle girl that one day she’d be a princess living in a palace…with servants tending to her every need…and look what happened to her….in this cinderella middle class trash story from rags to riches…that inspires me to dream a little dream of the fabric of her jeans jacked inside her pussy that I can only assume is unscathed thanks to royalty being primarily homosexual except for when it comes to making babies….and that doesn’t bother her…they have an understanding and she’ll just masturabte to climax instead…in her gold plated place tub….cuz the money and status far outweighs personal relationship and dick….true story.

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