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2012

19

Mar

J Woww’s Ass in a Pink Bikini of the Day

J Woww is the kind of slut who I normally hate, but for some reason she has grown on me. I don’t know why….You see cuz despite the nature of this site…and the fact that I have sex with hookers….only because I’m a married man and hookers leave you the fuck alone after you pay them….and don’t take much effort to get them….I can’t stand trash…..I know…I live in a trashcan, my wife is trash, and every pussy I’ve fucked is trash, and that’s probably the reason I can’t fucking stand it….so when all my friends are excited about a set of fake tits, or a club chick showing her cooch with no panties at the bar, or anything that remotely resembles anything from Jersey Shore….or even porno…..or even frat college kids on Spring Break…I get seriously annoyed, disgusted, and have no interest in fucking them…..It’s not a gay issue, cuz I love pussy, I just like the quiet, wholesome, possible 25 year old Susan Boyle style virgins…..you see cuz being a slut, loud and putting it out there is just too fucking easy…..it’s the religious girls you have to work on and that challenge makes fucking them exciting…at least more exciting than being one cock of many these vapid bitches who think they are hotter than they are…suck….

I know you get what I’m saying…..and that is that despite J.Woww representing all I hate in the world attached to one pussy and fake tits….I’m kinda eager to see her when she migrates her trash into porn…cuz you know she’s built for it…and I’ll watch it…we just need the Jersey Shore movement to simmer down a bit and let them fade into the irrelevant stripper hell they belong….

She’s looking kinda hot….


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2012

19

Mar

Christian Slater’s Girlfriend’s Top Goes See Through of the Day

Here is my favorite fake British accented paparazzi host…doing his best Robin Leach accenty, trying to intelectualize, or bring bad jokes and puns, in efforts to sound witty, while really just sounding like a total fucking wanker, in the form of a a video of Christian Slater and his Girlfrend, some bitch named Brittany Lopez, who decided to swim with her white shirt and no bra, only to walk the streets pretty much naked, in the kind of outfit I can appreciate, even if it’s on some pussy, some has been everyone once wanted to fuck, while most people under 25 probably don’t know exists…..fucks….

See through shirts on any bitch are worth noticing….maybe Christian Slater should whore her out some more to get some press time and remind people he exists to get some movie gigs….nothing wrong with exploiting migrant/immigrant workers for personal gain….it’s the American Dream.

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2012

19

Mar

Mena Suvari Grabbing Her Crotch in a Bra for Twitter of the Day

Little alien headed Mena Suvari is on the hustle for her second revival as a pussy in Hollywood worth looking at…as long as you ignore her retard water head looking head….and focus on her INSANELY GREAT ASS ….because you know some of the most disgusting looking humans have some redeeming qualities, whether it is a coinslot perfect vagina, or nice feet.

She’s recently divorced, she’s recently about to be in American Reunion, a throwback to the movie that made her relevant in the first place to the American Public…that I like to attribute to a make a wish foundation dream coming true at the retard school….even though she’s done or tried to do some more serious roles where SHE’S TOPLESS …she’ll always be typecast as the girl some dude had no business wanting in the American Pie Franchise….except maybe to work in his factory for half wages cuz that’s what you do with retards….that enterprising fucker….or for sex…you know cuz a vagina is a vagina….and a vagina matters with an ass like hers attached to it….

Who cares, here she is on twitter, saying “Look at me, I’m back, I’m here, I have a great ass, I’m not gonna spoil this second coming of Mena Suvari”…..

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2012

19

Mar

Sofia Vergara in Esquire April 2012 of the Day

Sofia Vergara is hot and bitch must know how to give great fucking blowjobs, cuz if she didn’t, she’d be working at a taco stand, or strip club, or married to a drug dealer in Miami or some shit. She would not be on TV.

I have all kinds of theories about how she stood out amongst all he SPICS they were typecasting for hot spic roles, you know that she had drug ties in Colombia that fueled drug addicts in Hollywood….leading to some open doors….but I think it may just have to do with her tits…cuz tits…are magical like that….they lead to opportunity….

I posted a twitpic of her on set of this shoot a few months ago ….but the end result is far more spectacular….pantless, bust, and amazing.

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2012

19

Mar

Amy Childs is the Ultimo Bra Queen of the Day

Amy Childs Not to Be Confused With Julia Childs ….although both have deep buttery racks…one of lamb….the other of titties but racks never the less….oh the french and their cooking….was modeling underwear for Ultimo…an underwear company…..and I liked it….

She’s a low level UK reality star….she’s 22…..and what she does really doesn’t matter….so long as it is half naked, in underwear, photoshopped because from my experience, 22 is the peak…it’s all downhill from here…so at least we’ll have the pictures to reflect on….as she thickens up like a demi-glaze sauce. Yes…I have a Julia Childs fetish, but only cuz I like rich foods and dead women who I’m not quite sure were actually women…it tends to be an issue.

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2012

19

Mar

Kim Kardashian’s Mom’s Vintage Topless Pregnant Erotic of the Day

Here is a picture of a younger Kris Jenner, the mom of Kim Kardashian and the other Kardashians, who has used her vagina for personal gain, since getting knocked up by a rich guy with the first one, before living the life of a rich vapid LA housewife cunt through the 80s, when she realized that her vagina can produce gold, to which she started training her garbage children to learn how to suck dick, while she sucked dick to get the connections needed to launch the family as a brand….that makes over 100,000,000 dollars a year….with a launch platform that started with Kris Jenner’s master plan of being the leech on Paris Hilton’s herpes scab, so people would see her, before releasing a porno starring her own fucking daughter, to take it up a notch….

She is the evil mastermind, and here she is whoring herself out, like she probably wished she did on camera when she was in her 20s, since now the only sex appeal she has is to lesbians, or gay men who think she’s a dainty man….

All I see is evil…this is the devil’s work….the fall of society but I’m posting it anyway…cuz vintage pregnant erotica, although not hot at all, has huge diaper like underwear…and that makes it fun to look at.

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2012

19

Mar

Lauren Stoner Tans Her Tits on the Beach of the Day

Lauren Stoner is pretty much a nobody, that’s why she’s tanning her tits for the paparazzi, you see because she wants to be a somebody, and you may be wondering why I know so much about someone so insignificant, and the answer is simple…. HER MODEL MAYHEM ….

I mean prior to reaching millions in her bikini for the paparazzi showing her tits….you know the good old fashioned bottom feeding way….she was a hair model on an NBC morning show in Miami…..and had countless appearances on DECO DRIVE….a show you’ve never fucking heard of…..oh and she was an extra in Miami Vice…the movie….

This is how you get a male fan base women….take notes…

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2012

19

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

St Patrick’s Day is the one weekend I don’t drink and I always drink….because I like being the loud, hated, overly drunk guy, and seeing people more loud, hated and overly drunk ruins drinking for me…and I can’t allow for that…so I go into lock down. Unlike these suburbanite, 9 to 5er fat chicks gone wild, I can drink every night…and I will now that St Patrick’s is over.

Here are the morning links….

Let’s Kick Things Off With a Pole Dancer – VIDEO
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Lauren Miranda is on All Fours
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The 30 Most Provocative Pics in Sports
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Free Cam Shows
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How To Pull Out A Tooth With A Rocket
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The 25 Most Annoying Kid Characters on TV
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Kris Jenner Gave Rob Kardashian A Topless, Pregnant Pic Of Herself For His Birthday
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This MILF is Getting It On With Her Toilet Brush
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Live Web Cam Shows, Best Way to
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2012

16

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

It’s St Patricks Day….Great.

I don’t need an excuse to to drink and I sure as hell don’t need to be around a bunch of idiots who don’t know how to drink…and who get loud when they drink…and who look like retards because they are usually suburban mainstream low grade trash…and who make me want to murder suicide….

More importantly, besides being the most irritating “Holiday” of all fucking time..the girls down to fuck when drunk, you know the ones who participate in this shit are all dumpy beer drinking piles of shit…that I’d rather not do an irish jig with….fat chicks upset me.

What doesn’t upset me is a girl I’m trying to have sex with is some fashion bitch….and she told me she’d give me anal sex when her facebook page gets 2000 likes ….so help me get there and I’ll post a pic of her ass after I cum on it…

I know you hate me and won’t do it…but I like to believe you will after all I’ve done for you….

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Meghan McCain Is Strictly Dickly
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Live Web Cam Sluts, Make Your Friday The Best We Can Be
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Tara Reid Red Dress Huge Tits….
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Dubstep Dog
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Kate Upton Topless in Must
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The Hottest Asses in Bikinis in a Surf Video Ever…..
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25 Inaccurate Depictions of NYC in Film and TV
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Jennifer Walcott Works Her Sexy Costumes
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Nicki Minaj Is Shooting A Video
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Georgia Salpa St Patrick’s Day
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Free Cam Shows Cause Life Can Always Be a Little Sexier
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100 Steamiest Swimsuit Pics in Sports
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Sarah Power Nude Debut In CALIFORNICATION
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These Horny Sluts Go to Work On Each Other – VIDEO
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Jada Pinkett Just Because
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Anal Bead Fail – VIDEO
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Girl Pisses Her Pants at a Mcdonalds – VIDEO
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How About Another WTF Photo of the Day
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I Love Me Some Emma Stone
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Kourtney Kardashian is Pantsless
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Michelle Marsh Strips Out of a Silver Bikini
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25 Funniest Ejections of All Time
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Muay Thai Combat
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Shocking News About Mario Lopez
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Nicki Minaj Shows Off Her Big Black Ass In A Bikini
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Amazing Jump Robe Video Shit…..
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George Clooney Arrested For the Anal
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Guinness for St Patrick’s Day Ad
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Kate Beckinsale’s Body Double from Haunted
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Candice Swanepoel is Topless!
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Ali Milan is Naked
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Padma Lakshmi is Still Looking Hot
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Lacey Banghard For The Fucking WIN!
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Girls Gone Wild: The 10 Skankiest Spring Break Spots
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Breanne Benson, Britney Amber and MacKenzee Pierce Get It On
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Strip Club Saves Little League, Until Donation Was Returned
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Cherry Like to Play With Her Pussy
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Melissa Debling’s Sexy Strip Video For ZOO
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Hey There Blonde Fashion Hottie
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I’d Like a Piece of Genevieve Morton
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Tess is Sexy in White
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Jennie Garth is Gonna Have a Reality Show
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So THIS is How Girls Watch TV – VIDEO
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Jennifer Lawrence’s Skimpy Little Number Leaves Very Little To The Imagination
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Worst Firefighter Ever…
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Jennifer Nicole Lee Ripped Body
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Another Useless Celebrity Spawn Making Music
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Some 50 Year Old Titties With No Bra
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Bruce Springsteen SXSW Keynote
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Rihanna Hot Ass in Jeans….
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Some Rich Guy with his Car
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More Pics of Taylor Momsen in Concert!
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Mila Kunis Walking Down Stairs
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Rachel Taylor Fakes a Pussy Flash
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January Jones Stomach Makes a Face
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Katie Holmes Robot
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Pam Anderson Big Fake Tits
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Aubrey O’Day is Disgusting
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Genevieve Morton Titties at Some Event
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Cinita Dicker Half Naked
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Melissa Debling Naked in Bed
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Pink Taco For Lunch!
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Smut Meet Porn Dump
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THROWBACK POSTS
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Lea Michele Topless on Stage from 2009
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Milla Jovovich Naked in Purple Mag from 2009
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2012

16

Mar

Nikki Cox Scary as Fuck Monster in a See Through Shirt of the Day

I always knew that NIKKI COX HAD A JACKED UP FACE ….but it was never this bad….she went fucking nuts

But I never hate on insecure girls who feel the need to get plastic surgery so fucking hard that it fucks up their faces, making them look like fucking clowns….the sick thing is not how bad it looks but that they probably think it looks good everytime they look in the mirror….like that their doc is an artist….maybe cuz they spent all that money on it but probably cuz they aren’t fucking normal to go this extreme…..

I know…how can they leave the house looking like this….it makes no sense….how can they feel hot or act hot looking like this….but I still feel like it is an important part of our culture, cuz it makes absolutely no sense, yet all these fucking women do it every fucking day, and I even see it in my daily life, and I’m not surrounded by hollywood pussy…it just looks so fucking stupid…like a cartoon character….a cartoon character I want to cum all over….just because I know the bitches can’t close their eyes….

Either way, the good news is that I think she’s rocking a see through shirt…


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