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2012

06

Mar

Sara Jean Underwood Proving She’s the Perfect Girl of the Day

People are so vapid and useless that their ideas of the perfect girl are so fucking emotionally disconnected….shit like “she’d be a good mom and homemaker”….or “she’s rich”….or “her family is nice to me”….or “she lets me watch sports or knows sports”….or “she kicks it with the guys and has a beer”….or “I can trust her”…or “we like the same things”….or “we have great conversations”….or “we broke down all odds to be together cuz we were love at first sight”….or “she makes me laugh….all superficial and not the core of what matters in a real fucking connection with another person…

…and the core of what matters is “she has great small fake tits, a hot pussy, she sucks my dick on command, she treats my dick like a sport and most importantly she let’s me fuck other girls when she’s on her period”….simple….

I can assume these pics of Sara Jean are part of the tips Ryan Seacrest gave her to be the perfect girl to dudes, both G4TV or not….cuz he’s got a lot of experience in knowing what guys want…you know she he fucks them…

Here are her PUSSY PICS WE PUT UP YESTERDAY cuz she’s hot….

Here are pics of her and her friend being crazy drunken college chicks I want to fuck…

Posted in:Sara Jean Underwood

2012

06

Mar

Kate Beckinsale for Australian Mens Syle of the Day

Nerds, virgins, the socially awkward who can’t get pussy to notice them, love KATE BECKINSALE ….and I see her appeal…I just don’t know why her tight mom body became the poster body for fapping weirdos who like vampires….you see I know this cuz the one virgin loser, socially awkward weirdo nerd I was actually friends with before he fucked me over an made a multimillion dollar website with my idea…was so into this bitch he had a cardboard cut-out of her….that I’m sure he’d have dinner with when no one was around….you see cuz lonliness makes you do some shit…..and being a virgin loser nerd makes that shit real fucking weird….see cuz when I get lonely I just text past lovers pics of my testicles…but maybe that’s cuz I like real relationships with real people and not things made of cardboard that represent a real woman they’ll never met…

Who cares…her she is in a mag….

Posted in:Kate Beckinsale

2012

06

Mar

Jessica Alba’s Panty flash or Possible Dried Up Uterus Flash of the Day

I am not entirely sure if this is her panties or the remnants of her uterus that she’s abused so agressively sticking out of her pussy…all dried up in atrophy……

But if it is her panties…that’s fucking boring…cuz I’m way more into female reporduction organs…they are my porn…..ovaries all over my face motherfucker.


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Posted in:Jessica Alba

2012

06

Mar

Tila Tequila Almost Died of a Brain Aneurysm and Drug Overdose for Publicity of the Day

I know, I thought she was already dead. I mean cuz her career that never should have been kinda faded…..

But whenever Tila Tequila has a Brain Aneurysm and downs two bottles of prescription pills and almost dies….claiming she hasn’t recovered in efforts to draw some attention to herself so that she gets in the media again because being a Myspace whore with millions of fake friends the mainstream media thought was real friends, leading to her landing in Playboy and Getting on TV on some of the dumbest shit ever to be on TV…doesn’t have longevity…..

I feel the need to WATCH HER SEX TAPE that was her last publicity stunt before converting to being jewish in efforts to re-invent her career hoping as hard as she can to keep it going….but from sex tape to suicide….she’s always failing……..she’s just bullshit human…which is too bad, cuz I’ve met her and she was actually pretty nice…oh well…we all die sometime….


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Posted in:Tila Tequila

2012

06

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I peaked in 2006.

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People Are Seriously Surprised Kirk Cameron is a Giant Homophobe
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The Dirtiest Moments in Sports History
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Free Cam Shows, Cheaper Than a Tuesday Night Movie
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Maureen is Doing the Cosplay Thing
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Epic Pee Prank – VIDEOv
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Live Web Cam Sluts, Professionals Gettin’the Job Done
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Brunette Tries to Fist Herself
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The 25 Most Infamous Party Girls
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Posted in:MHD

2012

05

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

It’s spring break for a lot of people…I am not at some Mexican resort getting herpes / giving herpes to trashy college coeds….and that depresses even though those idiots annoy me….I’d rather be with them….

But I do have the stepLINKS….and that’s almost as good as kickin’ back and tanning….

Kelly Bensimon and Tinsley Mortimer in Bikinis Together – Attack of the Useless
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Kanye West’s Insanity Never Ceases to Amaze Me
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Live Web Cam Sluts, From Me To You
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A Dog’s Dream Comes True
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Epic Pee Prank
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Coco Brings Her Tits To Miami Beach
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The 10 Most Ridiculous Celebrity-Inspired Video Games
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Demi Moore Left Rehab to Go on Vacation. Oh Good.
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Gotta Love a Brunette in a Barely There Bikini
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Free Cam Shows Are a Ray of Sunshine on an Otherwise Cloudy Day
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HOt Blonde and Her Fave Toy
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100 Steamiest Swimsuit Pics in Sports
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Flashing Fun at a Parking Lot
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Jessica Alba Panty Upskirt
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Maliah Michel is Putting on a Show
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Can Someone Please Tell Me WTF is Happening at This Party? – VIDEO
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Lingerie Lovely: Stefanie Nazoyan
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Imogen Thomas Windy Panty Upskirt. Click On The 1st Pic For The Complete Gallery
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More On Lindsay Lohan’s Shitty SNL Appearence
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Happy Birthday Eva Mendes! See Her Sexiest Looks (PHOTOS)
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Sofia Vergara And The 4 Stages Of Gas
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Well Hello Raquel Zimmerman
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Gotta Love a Semi Asian Hottie
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Candice Swanepoel 4 Bare Necessities
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HOt Slut of the Day
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She’s Having a Blonde Moment
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Take It Off! Celebrities That Loooove Stripping And Giving Lap Dances On Stage [Videos]
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Lesbian Bathroom Fun – VIDEO
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Spider-Man XXX: Top Notch Porn Parody Rocks Our World
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Gotta Love Girl on Girl Action
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Candice Swanepoel – Victoria’s Secret Bride Collection 2012
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I Love a Sexy Lady in a Long Dress
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Alessandra Ambrosio Promotes Philips “Satin Perfect”
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How About a Sexy Chick On AIM? – VIDEO
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Lucy Vixen Takes Off her Costume
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Kelly Bensimon Creepy Old Lady Bikini Body. But I’d Still Fuck Her
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Jordan Carver Will Make You Excited About Baseball
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HOw Not to Drive Your Lambo
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Heidi Klum is a Single MILF
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Amber Tamblyn Pretended to be Amber Rose to Fuck With Tyrese and the Story is Fucking Hilarious
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Brittney Palmer Pimps Her Playboy Issue… With An Onslaught Of Uber Sexiness!
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Olivia Munn Hacked Nude Pics
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Dam Destruction
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Animal House Musical in the Works 30 Years After Belushi’s Death
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Snooki And Her Sloppy Tits
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Selena Gomez Showing Off Sweet Ass Cheeks
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Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Build a Private Amusement Park for their Spoiiled Shitty Kids
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A Different Kind of BMX
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Christina Hendricks Hacked Tittie Pics
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Miranda Kerr Fuckable In These Candid Bikini Pics
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Jordan Carver Stupid TIts Play Tennis
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Taylor Swift Bikini
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Imogen Thomas Upskirt
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Kelly Bensimon Freaking me Out
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Kendra Signing some Nasty Ass
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Rachel Hunter Bikini TOp
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Kate Upton Walks the Runway with her TIts
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Today’s smutMEET
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Filipino Nymph Likes It Hard
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Lippy Cam Girl
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Fake Agent Nails Inspiring Actress
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PROJECT X FAT DUDE PORN CAREER
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2012

05

Mar

J.Lo’s Hard Nipple Bikini Pics of the Day

Here are some pics of some hard nippled J.Lo with her trophy rebound boyfriend trying to redeem herself for getting knocked up by that weird looking dude….while boosting her ego that she’s still got it cuz she’s J.Lo and can fuck anything….in some kind of mid-life crisis that I’m sure homie is appreciating….cuz J.Lo as annoying as she is is still worth a fuck….and homie better be hoping those tubes aren’t tied so she can be K-Fed…..if you know what I mean…set for life…..and he can pretend she’s the most beautiful woman in the world according to People magazine…..she does….even though we all know it was paid for…


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Posted in:Jennifer Lopez

2012

05

Mar

Selena Gomez Twitter Bikini Pic of the Day

She’s no longer a sex offender, but she still looks like a girl I can sex offend…I was never a true school sex offender with a teen fantasy…I was also ok banging anyone over 18 who are small and tight rockin a body like a 15 year old….it happens….just make sure they are under 27 cuz 27 is both the year celebs with drug addictions die and the year girls start planning getting knocked up….cuz I know all women may be crazy….but teenager must be he fucking worst….all confused about their periods and unable to suck dick proper….that’s why sex offenders never made sense to me…there are so many tiny hot pussies out there with some mileage…it’s better lik that….I mean just look at this Gomez booty pop….amazing.

Posted in:Selena Gomez

2012

05

Mar

The Fat Nerdy Dude From Project X’s Did Porn of the Day

His name is Jonathan Daniel Brown….and I guess before being in Project X the American Pie for this generation…with a storyline that reads like this:

3 high school seniors throw a birthday party to make a name for themselves. As the night progresses, things spiral out of control as word of the party spreads.

He’s the fat nerdy guy….who was in a Bangbros movie prior to his new found fame….and I have had the unfortunate, yet entertaining opportunity to see a clip of it….and even upload it for you to see it…cuz knowing what a dude in your new favorite movie’s dick look like may not change lives, or ruin lives, or even make life better…but it’s entertaining….and that’s really what we’re here for….


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Posted in:Jonathan Daniel Brown

2012

05

Mar

Sara Jean Underwood Greased Up Hard Body of the Day

Sara Jean Underwood was a tight bodied Playmate of the year who didn’t need fake tits…but who got fake tits…to give her natural tits some shape and attitude pretty much making them perfect tits…even though anyone with 5k and insecurity and a willingness to get cut open for the sake of vanity can have …. so it’s not all that impressive…but what is is that she didn’t go trashy and get DD cup beach balls that were the reason I always hated fake tits….

See, before Decemeber…I had only experienced massive implants and hated them….but Santa came early for me this past year and showed me what a B-Cup implant was all about…perfection….leading me to realize that implants save shity tits….they can be magical…if if they are full of shit….

The other thing good about Sara Jean besides her smart implant choices, hard body, ability to pretend to be Ryan Seacrests GF before becoming the new Olivia Munn manipulating the nerds everywhere…while providing them with masturbation FODDER from her past stint with Playboy that got her famous in the first place…cuz if you’re 19 with a dream…that’s an easy way to make it happen if you’re willing to get naked sluts…….. is her pussy ….The thing is fucking spectacular…possibly hardly used…and that just makes her irritating behavior so acceptable…


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Posted in:Sara Jean Underwood