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2012

16

Mar

Kate Middleton Possible Royal Cameltoe of the Day

I know this isn’t a real cameltoe…..it’s a fucking stretch to call it that…but we’re all allowed to dream…I mean Kate Middleton had a dream when she was a litle girl that one day she’d be a princess living in a palace…with servants tending to her every need…and look what happened to her….in this cinderella middle class trash story from rags to riches…that inspires me to dream a little dream of the fabric of her jeans jacked inside her pussy that I can only assume is unscathed thanks to royalty being primarily homosexual except for when it comes to making babies….and that doesn’t bother her…they have an understanding and she’ll just masturabte to climax instead…in her gold plated place tub….cuz the money and status far outweighs personal relationship and dick….true story.

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2012

16

Mar

Jennifer Lopez Titties in Red for Vogue of the Day

Fuck J.Lo. I hate this bitch and I have no idea why I am posting pictures of her photoshopped, push up bra tits…I can only blame my self destructive behavior and self-hatred….punishing myself by getting behind some over-hyped, underserving cunt, who pays people to call her the most beautiful person in the world….and by people I mean the magazine…and the whole lie is fucking offensive….I don’t see why she doesn’t just fucking retire and age gracefully, these old tired cunts killing it into their 50s….take your fucking money and relax….even if your egos and attention craving needs are screaming to be on stage….retire…we don’t want to fucking see your stupid face…at least I don’t…except when I feel like punishing myself….like right now….

Here’s the video if you care….and you shouldn’t.

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2012

16

Mar

Meghan McCain Did Playboy Badly of the Day

Where are the pussy pics? I know she’s fat…but that doesn’t matter. If a bitch does Playboy I wanna see pussy pics. Fat or not…Even if the bitch is some chatty cunt who thinks she is hot and important cuz of her dad…who blocked me on twitter for making fun of her years ago….in what was probably the highlight of her life…that she didn’t realize was the highlight of her life…cuz she’s so self involved and thinks she’s important….fucking rich girl, heir to the Busch corporation, spoiled to the tits….thinking the world is like her mommy and daddy and that they actually care about her bullshit….like she was all of our little princess.

Which brings me back to my where’s the fucking pussy pics….

Here are some notable quotes…that aren’t pussy pics….cuz apparently she likes running her mouth and not showing pussy in pics.

PLAYBOY: Say a little more about the hanging-out-in-bed-with-girlfriends part.

MCCAIN: Watch it, mister. My friends from home came over to support me, and we got in my parents’ big bed. They have this huge California king and we just stayed up eating ice cream. I’m not a lesbian, if that’s what you’re asking. I’d be the first person to tell the world I was gay. I’m not private about anything. I think you should live how you should live. But I’m strictly dickly. I can’t help it. I love sex and I love men.

Who cares…..pussy pics….or it didn’t happen.


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2012

16

Mar

Jenna Haze and Taylor Momsen Hanging Out on Stage of the Day

Taylor Momsen did a concert at the House of Blues in LA last night and she invited her friend Jenna Haze….who has been seen IN HER NEW MUSIC VIDEO and IN BED WITH HER and for those of you who don’t know…. JENNA HAZE IS A PORNSTAR star of her new video JENNA HAZE , the pornstar….and these are the pictures of what happened….fascinating to some…as obvious and cliche as when my dog pees on a fire hydrant to others….but a little more exciting, because it takes a certain identity crisis to leave her easy life getting decent acting jobs, being wholesome and non sexual, to strip down and whore out for a band that only gets House of Blues gigs, not selling out arena gigs…

The good news in all this is that at least they are playing it up, even if it is for college level girls trying to get the boys to notice them, obvious, it’s still happening….and that’s more than I can say for some girls who won’t even entertain the idea of eating a pussy, even though every girl I know only masturbate to lesbian porn, figure that one out you fucking dykes…you’re all fucking dykes…

Here’s some video of the concert I refuse to watch…

Posted in:Jenna Haze|Taylor Momsen

2012

16

Mar

Paz dela Huerta Wild and Titty For Terry Richardson of the Day


Paz De La Huerta is exactly the kind of girl I like hanging out with. She looks like a fucking wreck, you know high, drunk and insane at all time, making her ready and willing for adventure, always eager to pull out her tits and pussy for no reason at all, and she’s hot as hell.

It’s the perfect combination I need for a good time, cuz I like girls who are exhibitionist sluts, even if I never know where their crazy is going to take them….

You know she’s the kind of girl you let sleep over and wake up with a knife to your throat when her bi-polar disorder kicks in…or who you find in the basement smearing feces on herself…or who hears voices in her head that make her paint your entire apartment black…

She’s the kind of girl who you date and has no loyalty, cuz she lives in the moment, in her own world and has no clue what the fuck is going on, the kind of girl you can marry and never know who she is out fucking when she doesn’t come home at night….

She’s one of those keep you on your toes, damaged, hipster bitches I’d love to eat out, despite all the cock her hipster bush has scene….

I’m just into this kind of thing, even though I know nothing good comes from this kind of thing…cuz normal bitches are fucking boring….

Posted in:Paz DeLa Huerta

2012

16

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I’m not hungover.

So I have nothing to say here. Otherwise it’d be a lie…a huge fucking lie….I mean unless I am hungover….and I’m just so used to it…that hangovers is what makes me feel normal….but normally I’m convulsing in the corner, my heart about to explode, unable to move….but maybe that’s not a hangover, but serious disease I write off as hangover….while the groggy, miserable, puking up bile that’s become my normal morning ritual is the hangover and not just me feeling normal…

All this to say the whole thing is very confusing, stressful, and the reason I’m drinking whiskey right now.

Fuck you friday.

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2012

15

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

I had something to say, but I decided to keep it to myself, cuz some things are private, and better kept all for myself in my little private box of thoughts……

I don’t know what the fuck I’m talking about, I just know my facebook status updates fucking exhaust me

I’m gonna go watch hot chicks leave the gym and walk to their cars sweaty, unshowered, in gym clothes…cuz that’s what’s important in life.

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The Springbreakers In New Bikinis…
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Gillian Anderson is a High School LEsbian
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Pole Dance Fail on Good Day LA
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Jonah Hill Done With Comedy….
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Gallery: The 10 Least Believable Undercover Cops In Movies
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Sara Jean Underwood Is Just Too Hot
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Jennifer Lawrence Does The Hunger Games Premiere
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Gigi Has One Hot Ass, Check It Out
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Free Cam Shows, Thursday Has Never Been Better
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Horny Chick Shoves Her Fingers Up Her Ass
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College Basketball Cheerleader Showdown
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Cara Brett in a Purple Dress
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Lady Gaga Going on Media Lockdown – Thank God.
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Reporter Fail!
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Kourtney Kardashian Half Naked Little Troll
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Jessica Lowndes Sweet Cleavage And Almost An Upskirt
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Charlize THeron Should Have Adopted Me
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Karlie Kloss See Through on the Catwalk
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Mia Bunny and Jolina Bonita Play with Oil
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How About Some Naked Yoga?
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20 Pictures Of Hot Babes In Skimpy Shorts
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Teyana Taylor Leaked Twitter Topless And Sexy Pics
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Charlize Theron is Bangable Even When Just Getting Groceries
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Lindzi Cox May be the Next Bachelorette
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Richard Grieco is One of the Walking Dead. Jesus
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Topless Pics of Scout Willis? Maybe…
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Maria Menounos is Opening Wide
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Marie McCray Fulfills All Your Redhead Fantasies Today
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Testing a Condom on the Highway. Wait For It – VIDEO
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Gotta Love Some Sexy Ass Shakin – VIDEO
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1 Dead, 3 Wounded After Texas Man On Trial For Molesting Handicapped Daughter Shoots Four People In Courthouse Parking Lot
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Chiara is Spread Wide Open
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Professional Sex Toy Tester: Inside The Best Job Ever
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Malena Morgan Has Some Quality Alone Time
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If There’s One Thing You Can Count on in Life, It’s Salma Hayek Having Awesome Cleavage
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Gotta Love Lovely Legs in a Short Skirt
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I’ll Buy Anything Adriana Lima is Selling
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Pussy Shots, All Around
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Elle MacPherson is Looking Hot
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Beaten By Your Own Bicycle
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Jessica Jane Clement Hotness
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Drakes EX Piece of Ass Maliah Michel
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Jessica Simpson’s Sex Drive Will End Us All
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Trippy Japanese Ring Art!
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Sofia Vergara Shows She Can Suck Cock
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Lea Michele Pantsless
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Topless Argentinian Realty Star – Florencia “Flopy” Tesouro
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Melissa Debling Topless and Chubby in Bed
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Jenifer Nicole Lee Slutting Out
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Genesis Rodriguez Titties at a Premiere
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Nicole Richie Side Titty
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Ana Beatriz Barros Hot Model Legs
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Genevieve Morton Black Dress
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Renee Olstead – Red Dress at a Premiere
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Alexandra Burke Thick Ass
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Coco’s Ass Is Not Hot
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Kayley Cuoco Hot in Some Magazine
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Boring Emma Stone Kissing Her Boyfriend
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I’d Fuck Minka Kelly
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Maria Menounos Running THick THighs at DWTS
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Olivia Wilde – Lesbian
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2012

15

Mar

Stacy Keibler Hot Ass in Maxim Australia April 2012 of the DAy

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George Clooney’s girlfriend Stacy Keibler is in Maxim Australia in April 2012, so this is a glimpse into the future, one hot ass, amazing legs, with wrestling experience capable of doing things to me in choke holds I can only dream about and hope Clooney takes serious advantage of cuz she’s his fucking groupie and groupie’s will do anything for the good life…glimpse into the future, that’s not quite as hot as the end of the world, you know 2012 motherfuckers, an end to a doomed humanity I have no hope for cuz we are filled with garbage people with garbage morals and values, just low quality shit that needs to be annihilated and that I look forward to being annihilated even if I get annihilated too, cuz I think it’s best for all of us…..

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2012

15

Mar

Ashley “The Face” Tisdale Hides Her Face in Hot Shorts of the Day

I’ve had an Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch running on the site for years. I think it started when she one some Teen Choice shit award for being the hottest chick of the year….and I got offended knowing that she either paid for that title, or maybe a call center of people were hired to vote until they knew she was a winner….it was a scam and I felt the need to point out all that is wrong with her….all those asymmetric issues, even after a nose job, just to level the playing field and not let her ego get out of control….and it looks like my hard work has paid off, because here she is with her hot body, cuz at least she took it upon herself to get fit on her rise to the top, cuz at a certain age, awkward faces don’t matter so much when all the other woman are obese…..because any hot girl who wins the hottest girl of the year award would be confident enough to walk around without using a purse to block out her face….>Which means Tisdale knows she’s ugly…and girls who know they are ugly are always down to fuck for some male attention that makes them feel wanted and loved….low self esteem is the reason I’m not a virgin…so finally Tisdale is in some pics I find erotic as fuck….Keep on hating your face bitch…you have every right to….we understand and hate it too….


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2012

15

Mar

Madonna Photoshopped To Shit in Lingerie for her New Album of the DAy

Here are some pictures of old lady Madonna in some lingerie promoting her new album like she’s not pushing 60. She’s so heavily photoshopped that these are as much her as her singing at the superbowl was. I mean these might as well be a young hired model photoshopped to look like Madonna, cuz it’d probably require less photoshop than making Madonna look like this….

But as a man with nostaglic tit appareciation, I’m gonna post this shit and go along with her lie, you know pretend it’s still early 90s and I’m jerking off to her Truth or Dare movie….I have that ability….some call it a talent, others a curse….

Either way, here’s the “digitial sketch” of Madonna….cuz this shit is no longer considered a photo.

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