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2012

22

Feb

Some Nude Pregnant Model Does London Fashion Week of the Day

These are some pictures of some nude 8 month pregnant model walking the runway in London naked…and I am posting them because I know some of you weirdos like nude pregnant women cuz you find it beautiful and natural…as women are the ones who carry our species….while I’m more the abortion endorsing, changing my name and moving away kind of guy when I get a girl pregnant….you know and if I was really stuck…I’d just fuck other bitches justifying it to my woman by busting out a mirror….and saying shit like “just be happy I gave you a baby, and let me be happy in a pussy that doesn’t have a baby crowning out of it”….

If you know what I mean….and if you don’t it’s that nude pregnant chicks draw attention to up and comer designers…shock value that gets everyone talking…clever….

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2012

22

Feb

Miley Cyrus’ Shitty White Bra See Through Pics of the Day

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I am a lot less interested in Miley Cyrus in a knitted sweater showing off what is either a sports bra, regular bra, bikini top or tank top, whatever you wanna call it…it isn’t her nipples….and more into her little pussy hugging shorts…even though Miley Cyrus is boring, played out, over 18 and not nearly scandalous enough to make up for her redneck face…she’s really just a good candidate to be K-Fedded…with all her daddy issues and addiction to love….but for some reason I’m compelled to post these pics…cuz it isn’t summer here and the last time I saw shorts on anyone was a dude leaving the gym…and Miley is better than that….

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2012

22

Feb

Amanda Seyfried Goes Nuts over a Raccoon of the Day

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Anyone who reads this site, who I am assuming is no one, knows that I have a serious appreciation for Amanda Seyfried….She’s always boring when in paparazzi pics, but always hot as fuck in movies, most importantly she’s always willing to SHOWS HER HOT BODY AND TITS IN MOVIES ….balancing Disney shit better than any of the other shitty Disney stars….via nudity…..

Here she is talking about dead animals….taxidermy….all hipster and trendy and for some reason I like her even more now than ever…..I think it has to do with those legs…

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2012

22

Feb

Karrueche Tran is Chris Brown’s Girlfriend in a Bikini of the Day

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Her plan of being the girl who dates woman beater assuming Rihanna is a woman and that she was actually beaten and it wasn’t some scheme to get a lot of attention, make the public feel for her, then celebrate her rise from the ashes, you know that whole buy albums of the bitch who’s true love at 22 gave her a black eye, without any proof she was doing it to herself, only to fast forward 3 years and a lot of album sales, to collab with said beater, because it gets attention, is working cuz Karrueche is in her bikini, people are noticing, people are talking to her, people are asking her questions, and she’s fucking milking it…I wonder when her album Chris Brown produces comes out….

Hollywood is bullshit…but bikinis are real deal…as are stupid tattoos…

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2012

22

Feb

Sara Jean Underwood Continues Her Male Manipulation in a Bikini with Beer of the Day

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This is a lie…but one of those lies that doesn’t matter because the bitch is relatively hot and in a bikini…but a lie none the less and that’s totally not very Christian of SARAH JEAN UNDERWOOD ….you see she’s pulling the next Olivia Munn…pretending to be this fan boy accessible virgin loser fantasy chick who’s just the all round perfect girl for the average guy…it sports and beer and video games and sci/fi….and I find it how two dimensional her marketing people think us dudes are…..feeding us a fucking lie….even if it is a lie that doesn’t matter…even if it is a better lie than when she sold her soul to be Ryan Seacrest’s diversion from his homosexuality via being his “gf” in exchange for him helping her go from Playboy to TV…..even if it is a better lie than her fake tits that were fine before….It’s still a fucking lie…a bikini clad lie I want to burry my face in…..because under this bikini is a slamming hot pussy…..we’ve all seen naked….

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2012

22

Feb

Dita Von Teese Models Vintage Style Lingerie for Target of the Day

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Dita Von Teese is releasing a vintage lingerie line called Von Follies available at target…and unfortunately, she decided to be her own model and pinup….

She I like vintage lingerie, I even like pinup and vintage erotica, but I don’t like Dita Von Teese, she’s just an internet hit that did playboy and got credit for a scene unfortunately filled with fat burlesque dancers with bangs….

It could be so hot…but isn’t….Here are the pics anyway…

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2012

22

Feb

Lily Donaldson in her Bra for Terry Richardson of the Day

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Here name is Lily Donaldson….She’s a model I have posted on before…..and I’m only putting these up cuz she’s in a bra…I know pretty fucking pathetic….normally I aim for bitches who aren’t actual celebs to at least show some fucking nipple, even models, you know to inspire me to waste my time posting on them…but he good news is that no one knows I exist so any posting standards I pretend to have don’t matter….and time wasted putting this up doesn’t matter either….cuz girls in bras isn’t exciting, especially when the girls showing bra are willing to get naked for fashion and probably have tons of topless pics already out there…but here are the pics anyway…

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2012

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Feb

Valerie van der Graaf Looking Hot for LoveCat #4 of the Day

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Her name is Valerie van der Graaf…she’s a 20 years old….5 foot 11…..Dutch…..model who isn’t showing nipple for fashion but who is looking hot enough in this shoot to make me waste my time posting her pics…..for no reason other than to cross reference one day in the event she gets famous…you know one for the fucking catalogs…and between you and me…I prefer my Dutch models working as legal prostitures instead of this…but I can’t control everyone or the mistakes they make in their careers….

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2012

22

Feb

Agent Provocateur Hot Ad of the Day

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I know this is an ad and that I am not getting paid for the shit…I do it for Victoria’s Secret all the fucking time…so at least this time the lingerie involved is hotter…the girls involved is hotter…the subject matter and concept is hotter..it’s got a little more legs…and a lot more edge that that Vanilla Christian Columbus Ohio head office bullshit….I’m talking to you organized crime ring over at Victoria’s Secret…

Posted in:Agent Provocateur

2012

22

Feb

Edita Vilkeviciute Tits for Vogue Spain of the Day

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Edita Vilkeviciute is a model who’s tits I have posted many times before….….and here she is at it again…and I think we should all show our appreciation to the bitch by celebrating her nude modeling for fashion….and her willingness to get undressed for a paycheck….sure it’s be better if it was for porn and not a pretentious artistic world…but she’s likely the kind of girl who would have worked at her dad’s office instead of getting fucked on camera for money if fashion nudity never came along….cuz girls are distorted and think tit for one thing is acceptable while tit for another thing is just wrong….which is probably most of the reason most women fuck other dudes instead of me….cuz the act is the same motion….but the overall image it portrays can ruin a bitch…

Who cares here are the pics…

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