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2012

22

Feb

Rooney Mara’s Showing Off Little Tit of the Day

I personally prefer watching her getting raped…not raped in general….raped in a movie…which isn’t raped at all…it’s called making millions and being propelled into the mainstream faster than any acting job can…..and it’s not that I have a rape fetish…or appreciate the passion of rape…it’s that I like seeing a bitch naked better than a bitch showing cleavage…not to mention the RAPE SCENE ISN’T EVEN GOOD ….

I’m always taken out of context, just yesterday I wrote that two girls threw a snowball at me while I was walking by, and laughed in my face, like I’m some kind of joke, so I called my pedophile friend and gave him their address, to teach them who’s got the last laugh now…..people got mad even though obviously….I don’t have pedophile friends….and was just making a joke….idiots…

Posted in:Rooney Mara

2012

22

Feb

stepNEWS of the Day

Here’s the news …. the amazingly awkward news….

Detroit Residents Being Sued for Illegally Downloading Porn
Across Metro Detroit, people are getting letters in the mail, claiming they’ve downloaded pornographic movies illegally. It’s a legitimate copyright lawsuit, and the settlements can be as high as $5,000 per movie. In a federal lawsuit filed in December, NuCorp, Ltd. claims 240 people in Michigan illegally downloaded their movies.

Woman Hatched Plot To Murder Fur Wearers
Meredith Lowell, 27, of Cleveland Heights was indicted for solicitation of murder after the FBI said she tried to hire a hit man to kill a random person wearing fur in what she was calling a ‘protest.’ “She wanted to hire someone for money, somebody to go out and murder somebody with a fur coat on, anybody with a fur coat,� said FBI Special Agent Scott Wilson.

College Basketball Announcer Falls Off Stool
Before the Xavier vs. Dayton game announcer James Bates took a tumble when his stool gave out from under him.

Fight at Detroit Casino Caught on Video
A wild scene was caught on tape inside MotorCity Casino Hotel. A brawl involving numerous women inside the casino’s Grand River Deli was caught on video.

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2012

22

Feb

Irina Shayk for FHM South Africa of the Day

The scandalous quote in all this is that she said “She doesn’t even like soccer”

Big surprise because here I was thinking there’s no way she was some Russian whore in a club who saw a guy balling out in the VIP she was working only to be told he was a big soccer star, leading to her seeing money, fame, fortune and a good way to launch her international model career….

That there’s no way he wasn’t in it to cover his homosexuality so he retains his fans and thus his endorsement deals…cuz who’s gonna question a Russian’s intentions….or reasons for getting with a dude….

That there’s no way this opportunist cunt didn’t get involved with a big sports star in order to cover SI Swimsuit last year thanks to his connections and agents that have SI by the balls…. especially since it was a World Cup year….and since soccer is the most popular sport in the world….leading to magazine sales…

I just alway believed her true unconditional love for Soccer brought them together….and her looks just got her gigs by people sucking up to her boyfriend….

Here I was thinking that there was no other motives like taking her out of a one room apartment she shared with her family….to mansions and private jets….other than love….

This just can’t be possible…

Here are her pics for FHM South Africa….

Posted in:Irina Shayk

2012

22

Feb

Elisabeth Moss in “Me In My Place” for Esquire of the Day



Wow….This is a horrible fucking casting for a feature in a magazine that is supposed to involve a girl of interest, like a model or actor, even at a low level, to prance around her house in her underwear….It’s supposed to give you a glimpse into a world you will never have accesss to with a pussy you will never have access to…not something you don’t want access to…but in the defense of the photographer, who I have had a few emails back and forth with over the years…..at least he kept her pretty fucking covered up so I can focus on other things like where she got her furniture…yes these pics turned me into a gay interior designer…..that’s how hot this bitch is.

Posted in:Elisabeth Moss

2012

22

Feb

Nicki Minaj is Blue in Vogue of the Day

Nicki Minaj is so contemporary….She’s painted herself for Vogue like she was in Avatar…fucking innovation right here motherfuckers….even if her innovation forces the public to realize despite being full of shit, she’s not actually brown…or as you americans call it black. Sure her parents may be of African decent so she claims for rap legitimacy like Drake….but she’s whiter than Gaga…as white a suburban mall….as white a professional acting classes to be like Angelina…white….doing photoshoots like you’re in Avatar…white….nothing about her is original, urban, or inspiring…

Except maybe her big tits but those come with a weight problem….and what it comes down to is that she looks best in this video…..

Posted in:Nicki Minaj

2012

22

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I am a pretty disturbed motherfucker and the more time I spend drinking and the more time I spend alone the weirder the thoughts get. Luckily, I am a non violent crazy person…but I spent last night writing my local radio show a short essay on my most memorable beer for a contest, that basically went on about how a baseball coach used beer to medicate me to molest me like he was Michael Jackson and that it wasn’t the most memorable beer until their stupid radio show made me find that repressed memory in search of my favorite beer memory…only to find my worst beer memory and now I am forced to sue them….only to find out the contest ended yesterday…

I remain sucking at life.

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Brittney vs. Arianny: The Ultimate Sexy Pic Fight
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Free Cam Shows Make Life a Little Better, No?
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I’d Like to Be All Over Brittany Black
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Star Sizes Will Blow Your Mind – VIDEO
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JWoww Honors America’s Presidents. Oh, Good.
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Live Web Cam Sluts That Will Blow Your Mind
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Dude Leaks a Video of His Ex Masterbating – VIDEO
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The 50 Best “Simpsons� Episodes Of All Time
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Paris Hilton Won $30 000 in Vegas What the Fuck
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Posted in:MHD

2012

22

Feb

Helena Christensen Models Triumph Lingerie of the Day


Helena Christensen is in her 40s which might as well be her 90s in the lingerie modeling world….but here she is modeling her own lingerie line…and sure she could be photoshopped…but at least she’s fucking doing it….cuz there’s nothing that annoys me more than when these bikini models and lingerie models get old and start up their own collections and decide to hire real young and hot models to wear the shit rather than put their fraction of what they once were ass in the shit to humiliate themselves…actually that doesn’t annoy me at all…cuz laughing at sloppy ex models is for bitter women who are jealous that they still look better than them…and staring at half naked chicks in lingerie is a dude thing….

Turns out this post happened back in January….I am a horrible blogger who can’t keep track of my smut…

Posted in:Helena Christensen

2012

21

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

It’s fucking Mardi Gras and my single most favorite city I have been to in the USA is New Orleans…I would live there if was allowed into the states, if I wasn’t broke, if I had a fat black cajun cooking wife, instead of the fat white trash french canadian I’m stuck with…..I should be there now…but all I have is this video of last year to remind me tonight’s drinking is gonna suck compared to what it coulda been if I didn’t suck at life….

NSFW – Uncensored Mardi Gras 2010 from cajunmonkey on Vimeo.

Here are the stepLINKS….while I suck at life….there are a ton of fucking links today….

Nick Jonas Was Having Sex With This? What. The. Fuck.
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Live Web Cam Sluts to Help Make the Most of Your Day
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The Weirdest Fucking Music Video of All TIme via Tyler the Creator
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Helen Flannigan Big Titties…
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Kate Upton’s Looking Better Than Usual in Esquire – THanks Photoshop
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Brittney Palmer vs Arianny Celest in the Ultimate Sexy Pic Fight
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Drinking 3 Beers with No Hands
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The 10 Most Awkward Celebrity Endorsements
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Arianny Celeste Does It Again
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Rachel Aldana Is An Overcompensation
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Well Hello Sarah M
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A Whole Lot of Alina Baikova
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Lindsay Lohan Got a Fucking Job. I Know Right?
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Free Cam Shows Will Make Your Day Better
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Lebanese Model Gets Naked – VIDEO
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The Best Sports Hottie From Each State
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It’s Gonna Be Raining Bucketloads of Cunt – VIDEO
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Mayra Suarez Self Shot Pics
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Princess Kate
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College Sluts Get Hazed – VIDEO
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Real Life Cone Head WTF?
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Bar Refaeli Plays Tennis in Her Underwear (PHOTOS)
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Maria Fowler Not Fowl Or Foul
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Sara Chafak is Fairly Attractive
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Check Out Jessie Rogers – VIDEO
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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How About a Nip Slip Presenter
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The 30 Hottest Oscar Red-Carpet Styles Ever
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Austin is Stuffing Herself and Spreading Herself
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Department Of Sex Acts Gets Filthy With Alison Brie
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She is Begging for an Orgasm – VIDEO
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3D Copy Machine. Wait, What? – VIDEO
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I’m Looking Forward to Summertime Short Dresses
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Bar Refaeli Rocks Ray-Ban Wayfarers In West Hollywood!
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Now These Are Some Incredible Tits
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Jessica Simpson is a Big Green Monster
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Awesome Dorm Prank – VIDEO
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Hot Little Cam Slut in Action
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12 of the Greatest Robots in Movie History
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Mischa Barton Is Still Getting Work As A Model
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COMIN’ OUT HARD: 10 Rappers Caught In S#x Tape Scandals
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Weather Man Drops the Bundles of CUNT
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Maria Fowler Hot in her Bikini
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Diddy Gets His Own TV Network
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Pug Falls in Toilet Video
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Prince Pierre Casiraghi is a Pussy
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Dog Singing Badly for Mardi Gras
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Demi Lovato Admits She’s Fat
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Impressive Hoop Dance Faggot
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Megan Fox Has New Implants. Here They Are
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Check Out This Wet, Delicious Camel Toe Courtesy Of Miss Finland 2012
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Christina Hendricks Was Bullied in High School – Fascinating….
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Serious BMX Skills
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stepFORUM of the Day
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Kate Beckinsale Snorting and Smoking in Leggings
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Rihanna in Some Thigh Highs
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Joanna Krupa in Some TIght Pants Hot
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Hayden Panettiere Midget in Red
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Kelly Brook Crossed Legs
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Sammy Braddy Hot Big NAKED Tits for Some Lad Mag
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Julia Pereira’s Pink Bikini at the Beach
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Emanuelle Chriqui all Morrocan
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Lohan Hides her Tits While Shopping
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Jessica Simpson Big Tits Ready to Drop
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Salma Hayek Big Titties on the Red Carpet
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Kim Kardashian Big in a Bikini of the DAy
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Kat Dennings is a Fat Pig
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Taylor Swift on Leno
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Alice Greczyn in Jack Italy
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Teen Amateur Masturbating in Bed
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Cam Girl with Retarded Huge Tits
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Sleeping Cumshot Prank
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2012

21

Feb

Jessie J See Through Outfit at the Brits of the Day

Jessie J confuses me. But here she is in a see thru outfit for the Brits…that’s more on a Lady Gaga or Nicki Minaj stupid costume that gay guys everywhere call “Fierce” than a see thru outfit to shock the nation and give us nipple or cunny to fap to…you like how I went UK for the sake of a UK pop star…I’m versatile in my blog star performing like that…so cultured and relevant…fuck yourself…

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Posted in:Jessie J

2012

21

Feb

Lea Michele’s Still in her Bikini of the Day

This is the best I’ve seen Lea Michele post on Twitter for her bikini vacation…you know a little leg and a lot of booze for the kids to get inspired to drink like her….hopefully deciding to drive and ending up in horrible accidents that elimate the Glee fan base so we can all go on with our lives….while exciting me cuz alcohol is my only real friend….

I guess, since I have a few drinks in me already, I can admit this dude from Glee is not horrible looking in these pictures that we area lucky enough to not see her face…this is like when you’re in the car behind a motorcycle and the driver has long flowing hair in the wind and an ass in tight jeans you don’t mind staring at until you drive past her playfully to find out she’s a homie…You get what I’m saying here…and that is that this face that is worse than a Tisdale when hidden makes her body less irritating in pictures when half naked, even if she normally has the sex appeal of a dude….

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