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Ozempic Katy Perry Finds the Only Audience Who Likes Her of the Day
Ozempic Katy Perry Finds the Only Audience Who Likes Her of the Day
Rita Ora in a Bikini of the Day
Rita Ora in a Bikini of the Day
Jenna Ortega’s Ceiling Eyes Beetlejuice Promo Erotica of the Day
Jenna Ortega’s Ceiling Eyes Beetlejuice Promo Erotica of the Day
Dua Lipa in a Bikini with Balloons of the Day
Dua Lipa in a Bikini with Balloons of the Day
Julianne Hough is a Mormon Gone Wild in a Tight Dress of the Day
Julianne Hough is a Mormon Gone Wild in a Tight Dress of the Day

2012

26

Jan

stepNEWS of the Day

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Here’s the news…filled with young dumb sluts being outted to the school….to international idiot burglers….to asshole weathermen….always a good time

This TV Weatherman Doesn’t Care What You Think
WNEP-TV weatherman Joe “Milo” Snedeker And he apparently doesn’t like the opinions of the viewers or coworkers very much

College Student Finds Cocaine in Text Book
Sophia Stockton, a junior at a junior at Mid-America Nazarene University in Olathe in Kansas found a bag of cocaine in a textbook she ordered from Amazon.com

Woman Refuses To Leave Crashed Car For A Week
A Texas woman who drove her rental car into a muddy pond in Idaho spent a week in the stranded vehicle before going to ask for help.

Gun-Toting Grandma Stops Suspect In Yard
Karen Granville said she heard the Sheriff’s helicopter and sirens while laying in bed at about three in the morning Tuesday. She said she then heard someone run right by her bedroom window and through her yard.

Massachusetts Librarian Busted On Child Porn Charges
A Newton librarian is facing child porn charges after his arrest Tuesday night. Peter Buchanan faces two counts of dissemination of child pornography and possession of material depicting a child in sexual conduct.

Texas Teen’s Nude Pics Sent to School Leaders
A Fort Worth teen probably could not have predicted what would happen when she took some very intimate pictures.

Clumsy Thief Shoots Himself In The Foot
In Southern Brazil, a clumsy bank robber shoots his own foot during a heist.

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2012

26

Jan

Helena Christnesen in her Lingerie for a Campaign of the Day

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Helena Christensen is an older, almost retired, model….she’s in her fucking 40s and she leads one to believe that we aren’t all created equally and by one I mean me cuz I just look at my wife and she’s the same fucking age…falling apart, obese and could probably scare kids if they got in her way in the candy section of the grocery store…while there are 43 year olds who look like this out there…just fucks with my head, makes me realize I’ve failed, and if I cared a little more….I’d probably do something about it…but instead I drink and look at pics of pussy I can’t have…not even when it is in the tail end of it’s life….

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2012

26

Jan

Louise Glover in a See Through Dress of the Day

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Who the fuck is Louise Glover? At first I just assumed she was Danny Glover’s daughter, but that wouldn’t make sense, because Danny Glover is black….and she’s the wrong color for that….unless she is his wife…which would made sense…cuz brother’s all love whiteness no matter how thick and boxy they are…it seems the thicker and the boxier the motherfucking better…then I realized that she’s just a nobody…not that having anything to do with Danny Glover would make a bitch a somebody…his last and only movie was Lethal Weapon….as far as I’m concerned…..

Anyway she’s just some slut trying to get famous by wearing see through outfits…and that depressed me…cuz it actually works…..and that’s all I gotta say about that…

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2012

26

Jan

Zahia Dehar for Vanity Fair of the Day

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Here’s a video that Zahia Dehar, an ex-teen prostitute shot for Vanity Fair, starring Eric Roberts, because let’s face it he’s got nothing else going on and the opportunity to hang with a hot, busty, french, 18 year old who got paid to fuck 3 soccer players when she was underage and who got those 3 soccer players arrested for fucking her when she was underage….is a huge deal for him….and after getting through this….it is a huge deal for me…because her body is ridiculous and this video is fucking hot….Looking forward to more of her lingerie line provided it includes more of her half naked….Sluts are always amazing.

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2012

26

Jan

Ashley Tisdale Getting in Cars in Shorts of the Day

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I love the horny black dude screaming “Hey Ashley I love the short shorts…You Rock and Roll…Oh Ashley You are spectacular, I love the new hairdo”…you know that guy is on welfare and just does this for masturbation material that he brings home to his computer to love later that day….who knows maybe he doesn’t even have a camera and is just in it for the experience…but real alarming thing in all this is that this is my second Ashley Tisdale post and as a guy who hates Ashley Tisdale’s face…that’s two posts too many……

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2012

26

Jan

Vanessa Pudgens Posing in a Bikini for Attention of the Day

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I think Vanessa Pudgens has this cry for attention thing all wrong…I mean it’s pretty fucking obvious that she’s posing for the paparazzi pretty intense, like this is some low grade swimsuit calendar and she’s making sexy face for all the boys to buy into the shit…

Now you may be wondering why I said she’s got this cry for attention thing all wrong, provided you bothered reading what I wrote, which I’m gonna doubt, but assume you did anyway, cuz how else would I make my point….that bitch already leaked nude fucking pictures of herself to the internet…she set the fucking bar that we want that or more going forward….preferably more….because she was 17 at the time…and we all need evolution in our publicity stunts…while being in a bikini is alright but not up to my expectations….and my expectattions are what matter…

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2012

26

Jan

Gina Carano Muscular and Scary for GQ of the Day

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Gina Carano is an ex MMA fighter….turned actress who I’ve never heard of…mainly because I don’t like MMA, expecially not women in the MMA, shit is too weird and violent….and most importantly gay…especially when the people in the cage live their lives as women….see cuz I thought half naked men rubbing up on each other in booty shorts was homo porn foreplay…but that was until today…because manly bitches who can kick your ass fghting and half naked…is a far gayer…it represents repressed homosexual fantasy…from someone too scared to take it up the ass like the fag he is….Seriously…a wise taxi driver in Vegas once told me 4 days ago…that you can never trust a straight looking man in normal clothes coming out of the tranny bar….and I am feelng the same way about men who watch FEMALE MMA…

That said, she got half naked and fighting for GQ…and these are the pics for you weirdos…she’s like a fucking dude with tits….that can’t be normal?!

Here’s the video

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2012

26

Jan

Rihanna is Amazing When She Talks About Dick Pics of the Day

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I just hit her twitter looking for her idiotic Thug Life tattoo that screams “Fame and Fortune has finally got to this girl from a small caribbean island who’s father was a garbage man and who everyone hated…except maybe the UK tourists who she prosituted herself to when she was 14″…..see cuz I have an insider source in Barbados who told me that’s the word around the island….where bitch walks around with attitude and treats the locals she grew up with like shit….as if this was a bad teen high school movie…only it is Rihanna’s real life…..

Anyway….I hit her twitter and see this post by her….

The best d*ck flicks r the ones in the car! Wheel, d*ck, click!!! Anything else…too much preparation! All abt spontaneity!!!

Amazing…I mean bitch likely has 100,000 13 year old girls following her on twitter….and that’s a great age to learn that when dudes take pics of their dicks when driving…it’s the hottest….you know much hotter than staged dick pics in front of the fucking mirror…hilarious…

On a side note she was walking around in a semi see through dress the other day…and here are those pics…

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2012

26

Jan

Ashley Tisdale’s Slutty Twitter Pic of the Day

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When you run a whole bunch of digital filters on an ugly bitch in picture…to the point where she doesn’t look like herself…but instead like an old picture you found in a puddle of piss in the corner of your basement…all weathered and faceless….just a mystery girl wearing a pair of thigh highs that you can almost jerk off to just trying to imagine the story behind the picture….imagining where she is now, or what she was doing posing like that in the 1940s, whether she was like an Anne Frank killed in the war, or if she went on to hollywood….maybe what year she died, or how many times she got fucked or if she took it up the ass….and the whole thing almost becomes romantic masturbation fodder….until you realize it’s just bad face Tisdale slutting out for attention after running tons of filters on her picture to make her more palatable…..and you know what…I’m into any bitch acting slutty for a camera…hot faced or not….

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2012

26

Jan

The Rest of Irina Shayk’s Esquire Pics

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I’m so advanced at this internet shit….that way back on January 4th, 2012, I POSTED THE IRINA SHAYK ESQUIRE PICS …It’s like I’m a fucking profit or some shit that people need to start following for redemption when the end of the world comes this december…Motherfuckers, I got my finger on the pulse of this shit and I don’t even give a shit about this shit….there’s tons of real life hot pussy I’d rather be focusing on, making fun of, endorsing….cuz real life hot pussy puts out…while Irina Shayk only fucks those who help her russian whore ass get ahead….

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