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2012

Jan

Anna de Rijk Titties for TAR Magazine of the Day

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You know what I like….model pussy….mainly cuz I’m married to a fat chick and models aren’t fat…but also because they get paid stupid money to pose for stupid companies and have some hierarchy within them in regards to who is a top model and who isn’t…having these idiot stylists fighting to book one specific bitch…when the world is filled with even hotter bitches….but also because they are willing to get naked for fashion….and that’s important…cuz otherwise fashion would just be about clothes and clothes are wrong…

I’ve seen models in person, they are average at best if you can see past how freakishly tall they are in person….but I camera….they look good…especially when naked or half naked…cuz really for that kind of money that they get paid….I appreciate seeing them degrade themselves a little…or at least share their nipples a bit for it…cuz being naked is a good thing, it’s not cheap or humiliating….even if other jealous bitches think it is…and I like staring….

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2012

Jan

Lacey Banghard in February’s Loaded Magazine of the Day

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I don’t really bother with these UK topless models…who they refer to as “Glamour Models” cuz it sounds better than attention seeking slut with big tits they are willing to show, big hair, big tan, who looks like Jersey Shore, in sex store clothes, hanging with cheesy guys with shitty haircuts, shitty graphic tees, tight jeans and expensive cars…it even sounds better than slut, whore, sex worker…it’s like how tricks refer to themselves as “Escorts”….instead of bitch who takes it up the ass for 200 bucks….

But I should…cuz they get topless and represent eveything that is right in the world…seriously.

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2012

Jan

Heather Marks Does Nipple at Disney for Elle France of the Day

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Heather Marks is some Canadian fashion model who has been around a while and who is likely very high paid….cuz she’s at the top of her game….she even did the Victoria’s Secret Fashion show in 2006….and everyone knows Victoria’s Secret is the voice of what is popular in fashion models….

Despite being one of the biggest fashion sites on the internet, with my finger on the cusp of all things fashion, I’ve only done one post on her and it was for some shitty lingerie shoot ….even though I know she’s probably posed nude, topless or whatever cuz that’s what it takes to make it….a willingness to be a whore masked as a bitch who will sacrifice her body for the art…or some pretentious shit….

So I figured I’d put up this Disney themed shoot, cuz she’s showing some nipple, and for those of you pedophiles or disney fetishists cuz it’s not gay to wanna fuck a mascot mouse even if he’s supposed to be male…cuz mascot mouses have no gender, I figured you could jerk off to this shit…

Here’s a shitty close up of some nipple…..

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2012

Jan

Meredith Giangrande Tits in Bucky Larson: Born to be a Star of the Day

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Meredith Giangrande has had a great career as an actor….She was the “Hot Girl” in The Mentalist. She was “Townie Girl” on some other show. She was “Club Girl” in Fast & Furious. She was “Party Girl” on some other shit. She was “Sparkle the Dancer” on some other shit…but the most important role for her was “Fly Whit Girl” on a Nick Cannon production….all to say she’s really just a stripper, or bartender in LA who meets producers and gets insignificant roles..that involve her tits…and you know what…that works for me…

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2012

Jan

Kristin Chenoweth Big Starbucks Drink of the Day

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I’ve taken a liking to the horrible captions and descriptions on the paparazzi websites where I get my pictures of these useless celebrity bitches who I don’t always know and more importantly who I don’t know why they are famous or being shot by the paparazzi when I do know who they are…..

Yesterday we had “Meg Ryan Listens to Tunes on her iPod”…..today we have “bitch from Glee’s big starbucks drink” subtle reference to her big titties in workout gear and her big vagina being jacked up with workout pants cuz let’s face it you don’t get on TV without turning your cunt into something that is capable of absorbing much more than just the spandex you’re wearing while tryign to be fit…..like producer, agent, management dick….

But the good news is, I love big sloppy tits…so here’s a little attention for the bitch who is clearly seeking it. Good times.

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2012

Jan

Yoga Fetish Video on Youtube of the Day

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You know as a fat fuck there’s part of me that feels I should probably try to stay the fuck alive a few years longer by cutting down on bad foods and increasing my activity level to more than just sitting on the couch and getting up to get another drink multiple times a night…especially when I see pics of these yoga bitches half naked doing yoga moves…it’s like shit would not only help my body and mind…but it’d probably increase my risk of raping girls outside the class…cuz let’s face it…this shit is pornography…especially to the pervert who is so desensitized by porn that everyday flexibility while half clothed is far more erotic than any throat fuck……..watch the video…if it doesn’t inspire you to do yoga…to see this in the flesh…because you know real yoga classes are fat bitches tryng to be this…at least you thought about it for a second and where I’m from that’s pretty much good enough.

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2012

Jan

Anna Faris’ Left Breast in Your Number of the Day

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You know what makes me feel like a virgin loser fanboy with no potential to get laid by an actual girl because life has been a series of strike outs thanks to no game, insecurity, a love for computer programming, living in my mom’s basement, rocking asperger’s and the only real girl pussy I’ll get is when I save 8,000 dollars and buy a real girl made out of latex cuz hiring hookers is beneath me even though it would mean breaking the cycle of my virginity……writing captions like “Some bitch no one cares about but was in some tight clothes in a nerd movie’s possible left breast in a movie no one should give a fuck about because it probably sucks”…..

But then again, I write this site and to the average person, that’s pretty much the equivalant of printing up pics of these bitches and taping them to my wall even though I do it in hate.

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2012

Jan

Vanessa Hudgens Street Hooker Slut Boots with Shorts of the Day

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Vanessa Hudgens is an exhibitionist….sure her management put a stop to her releasing nude pics by pretending she was 17 in them…making paranoid people delete the shit and destory the hard drive before burying it in the backyard…while getting her press and distinction from her shitty Disney Career we all wanted to fuck….

But the truth is that any girl in this generation who snaps off a pic unshaven, even if she’s a little monkey troll who needs to shave twice a ay cuz her 5 o’clock shadow is unbearable….is down to get fucked or at least get spread in video….

So seeing her in some high boots and short shorts like she’s going to some fetish party inspired by Julia Robert’s in Pretty Woman…even though no crackwhore I know can afford this amount of shoe…cuz investing their crack money in one place with no guaranteed return on investment is bad business….is kinda hot and here are the pics.

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2012

Jan

Ashley Greene’s Strong Legs in Shorts of the Day

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I watched the Twilight movie last night…not the new one….just one that was on my friend’s TV and I only did it because his teenage girls were watching it and I love interracting with teens…I feel like we get each other…and more importantly…their dad was feeding me booze.

That said, those movies are the biggest pile of smut I’ve experienced in a while….I felt like live blogging the shit, but didn’t want to admit I was watching the shit….but from seeing a vampire get out of a Volvo….to bitch using lines like “if this is about my soul, take it, i don’t want it wihtout you” all shitty acting and offensive to native americans while always hanging in the woods….I was surprised it brainwashed kids and made a billion dollars…not to mention I was surprised it made this bitch relevant….even if looking at her strong legs in shorts is better than looking at a bitch not in shorts…but maybe that’s just cuz I know she got slammed by a Jonas brother….if you know what I mean.

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2012

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Fuck fridays, it is the worst day of the week cuz all the freaks who you would consider normal fill up the bars making it irritating for real alcoholics who don’t have jobs and drink during the week to get a drink….the other problem is 9 to 5 pussy is so uptight and into dudes who have jobs and condos and luxury cars…and it’s a pain in the ass to try to convince them you’d be a great fuck to bring home to their dad to piss him off for all those years he chose his work over them….while alcoholic bitches in the mid-week drinking are so depressed they’ll fuck anything…not that it matters…I’m a respectful married man who respects the sanctitude of marriage….

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