2012
23
Jan
There is no way this isn’t intentional…there is just no way this low level trash from a reality show no one cares about….that’ been off the air for a long time…is accidentally busting out of her shirt…and whether it is accident or not…cuz I know these things happen…just not when hired paparazzi are on your ass…..unless you want them to…and who cares..being a pathetic bottom feeding attention whore is ok…if you get naked…or topless in the fucking process….
Posted in:Whitney Port
2012
23
Jan
Miley Cyrus is doing good for the world….See she went wholesome, less slutty than she was at 16 and 17, because she knew she’d get a ton of attention…and now she’s going all hippie, hipster, I have small tits and don’t need a bra, which happens to be way fucking hotter than when a bitch tries to act like whore, because it’s subtle eroticism…that I can actually get turned on by….even as PG-13….as a hard nipple is….shit like this in a world of smut makes me remember a time when a hard nipple was all I need to cum….especially after being surronded by throat fuckers, gangbangers, vaginas that have been to hell and back all week….I dig it…
To See The Rest of the Day
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Posted in:Miley Cyrus
2012
23
Jan
I don’t know why I bothered with this picture of Cameron Diaz hard old face, busting out of her shirt in what may be a push up bra, or may be a breast implant, but I figure since I took the time to download it, I might as well upload it….I have a feeling it’s got something to do with all the huge fucking tits I’ve seen all week on hard faced women…and I need something a little more humble, wholeseome, but equally slutty, with what is probably a far dirtier vagina….that’s got to be it….
Posted in:Cameron Diaz
2012
23
Jan
Here are some softcore porn, maybe romance novel cover inspired pics of kiddie Pornographer Vanessa Hudgens and her boyfriend, who may or not be a homosexual like the last one, and she’s wearing a bikini, at sunset, in the ocean, like could she even write a better diary entry than this shit….
I’m digging it thanks to the bikini…..that’s all I really need to make boring, pathetic, obnoxious love more enjoyable…
Here she is in a dress….
while her BF getting some love from some other bitches…..
Posted in:Vanessa Hudgens
2012
23
Jan
I love the news…and aspire to one day make the news…because leaving a legacy of being an idiot is pretty much all I need in life…I’m so jealous of these idiots…
Pole Goes Down On Live TV
A crane operator wasn’t paying attention and took out a pole at Gillette Stadium in Foxboro, Massachusetts and it was all caught on live TV.
Man Assaults TV Reporter On Camera
Shane Dykes got physical with ABC6 Columbus reporter Dave Detling, who confronted him about animal cruelty charges.
Stuffed Animal Throws Houston, Texas Into Panic
The Houston, Texas Fire Department got one of their stranger – and scarier – calls this week when someone reported seeing a live tiger.
Man allegedly left porn near bus stop intentionally
Police arrested a 47-year-old Leicester, Massachusetts man accused of leaving pornographic videos along the route local middle school students take to get to their bus stop.
Hot Mom Accused of Driving Drunk with Child
Police in Troy, Michigan stop a suspected drunk driver and find her toddler in the vehicle. It was all caught on dash cam video.
Former Neo-Nazi to Run for Sheriff in Arizona
A well known former Neo-Nazi has his sights set on the Pinal County Sheriff’s office now that the current Sheriff, Paul Babeu plans to run for Congress and JT Ready wants the job.
Man Shoots Himself In Head With Nail Gun And Lives
An Illinois man grazed himself with a nail gun in the head and didn’t think much of it until the next day when he was suffering from horrible headaches.
Teacher Finds Mouse In Baby’s Mouth At NJ Daycare
A New Jersey daycare worker found a mouse stuffed in a toddler’s mouth when the child was playing under a table.
Posted in:stepNEWS
2012
23
Jan
Here are some model who fights with her weight and pretends it is her thyroid and not just binging legs at her skinny months….for no reason other than that I like long thin legs on all bitches…even if they used to be fat…cuz I know they put value on what is important and that is being skinny…not to mention, I’m just looking at pics of the bitch….not marrying the bitch…so it’s a here and now situation…I don’t need to worry about what happens 6 months or 6 years down the road to this prone to be a fucking pig….pig….not looking like a pig right now…
Posted in:Karolina Kurkova
2012
23
Jan
I feel like the site is getting repetitive…but that’s nothing new…I guess when you’re half retarded alcoholic…you tend to say the same fucking things over and over again…especially about the same bitches….like this Rita whore…who I’ve for some reason done a dozen posts on like she matters…all because she’s in a fucking bikini and I love bikinis…and sure as a 60 year old pussy she looks amazing…and that should be celebrated if you care enough to celebrate it…while I just prefer seeking out vacation pics of hot young pussy on Facebook….cuz under all circumstances…hot young pussy is better….especially when equally no-name….
Here she is in a black mesh porn looking shirt to cover her bikini…
Posted in:Rita Rusic
2012
23
Jan
One of life’s biggest tragedies is that J.Woww was in Vegas at some dumpy Casino called Harrah’s, where I spent a night at a Piano bar with a cop, a born again Christian and a crackwhore just a few nights ago…..and I didn’t stick around to meet this trash….
I guess the real issue is that I probably wouldn’t recognize her amongst the trash that fills they Casinos of vegas…There’s lots of fake tit cleavage, shitty tans, and cheap clothes on cheap women….but it still woulda been nice to grab at her like the pervert I am, maybe even encorage her to rip lines off my tits….but I’m a failure…..
Here are her tits…
Posted in:J Woww
2012
23
Jan
I did the porn convention…it was amazing. From hot, trashy, disgusting, amazing, young, old, fake tit, real tit bitches to greasy sleazy pimp, virgin loser porn addicts and just a whole mix of people …. I stayed entertained…
I did the porn awards…it was amazing…long and drawn out and lacking someone like me to really bring it home with my great jokes….
I gave my all access pass to an older dude named Jose. See cuz I had no photographer and an hour before the event approached him outside the venue….. I have no idea if he will send in the pics, but when he does, or if he does, they’ll go up here….In the meantime here are some pics from the convention that I got with my shitty camera…
Pornstars ignored me, Jessica Drake praised me then ignored me when I told her to unblock me on twitter, I didn’t watch pornstars fuck, Dave Navarro didn’t say hi to me, even though I did his radio show once….but if I make it through the year, I got big plans to make next year better….hell if I survive the rest of this trip I got big plans….which I probably will cuz I’m ridiculously well rested….thanks to the Hardrock Casino beds…but you never know…the cheap liquor and women is everywhere….
Here are some shitty pics I took of the adult expo….you need to understand….this went on for 4 days….8 hours a day…insanity everywhere….this is barely a glimpse into it…
2012
23
Jan
I am the worst at Vegas….I don’t sleep and I drink like a pig back home, but the second I get a free hotel room, without my wife, I lock my hermit ass in and sleep for 72 hours straight…sure I went to some of the events…but the bed kept winning the war on the terrorism I intended for my Vegas trip on porn bitches…I’m still here…I may never leave…it’ not that vegas is great…but the weirdos who are here are….
Here’s some links to entertain you….while I sober up, pack my back, board a plane and fly back to Canada….
Bollywood Awesomeness is Always Good for a Laugh – VIDEO
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Tim Tebow’s 20 Hottest Fans
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Free Cams Bring the Sexy on a Blue Monday
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Is This the End for Alex Sim-Wise?
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A Pretty Awesome Compilation of the Best Video Clips of 2011 – VIDEO
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Jordan Carver is Militant Sexy
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More Proof Mark Wahlberg Is A Goddamn Idiot
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Live Web Cam Sluts All for You
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There’s a Camera Hidden Under This Slut’s Desk – VIDEO
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Five Reasons Why Megan Fox Will Make A Comeback In 2012
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This Little Girl is Singing a Hardcore Song About Her Dog and Fish and It’s Hilarious – VIDEO
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Posted in:MHD
