I’ve decided that I need more shout outs in my life…
Posted in:Ron Jeremy
2012
24
Jan
Here’s a shitty fucking picture of Kate MIddleton living out her dream fucking life that she worked very hard at making happen over the course of the last 10 years of seducing this Prince as hard as she could…into believing she was his soulmate, or the one to bring the Royal Family the image they needed…you know to connect with the everyday people….all while making her sister Pippa more and more jealous until she can’t take it anymore and ends up doing porn to disgrace the family and make a name for herself…while her sister’s out there gold digging….small titty and not caring…cuz she’s gonna be a fucking Queen one day and her life is officially one huge Vacation….Take that college education….pussy is always the key to get a girl a head….and who really cares….really…I mean other than bored Housewives from Commonwealth countries…she’s pretty obsolete….
Posted in:Kate Middleton
2012
24
Jan
Here’s everyone’s favorite sex offender in Puerto Rico performing in some traditional hispanic festival outfit…cuz her last name is Gomez and she’s trying to connect with those people as J.LO has proved…their loyalty fucking pays….but I’m more concerned with her cleavage and the whole being pantsless…cuz that’s what concerts are all about…especially those of 18 year olds who fuck minors…and not the Chilean kind….
Here a Video of her at this concert…
Here’s another Video of her at this concert….
Here are Some Pics….
Posted in:Selena Gomez
2012
24
Jan
Tori Praver is some body painted SI model who was born in 1986….and was in SI Swimsuit from 2007 – 2009….and who is now the half naked body for Nordstrom…I’m running off no sleep the past week…so that’s really all I have to say about that…I mean other than the obvious I want to get her pregnant with my tongue….bullshit…that I know you all are feeling too….I blame her young fresh look I’m not used to…see the women I currently try to get pregnant with my tongue have pussies that taste of asshole and look like a pile of rotting meat….
Posted in:Tori Praver
2012
24
Jan
The greatest thing about Sofia Vergara isn’t the accent she plays up to be typecast as the hot latina mom. It’s not her back story of drug cartels in Colombia tricking hollywood to support her career choices…to escape death…it is not the fact that she’s old, or that she’s probably had an outrageous amount of dick in getting by those years as a young single mother…it isn’t the fact that she’s tricked hollywood into caring about her, or laughing at her jokes…it is one hundred percent…her tits.
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Posted in:Sofia Vergara
2012
24
Jan
I don’ know how accurate this virgin loser nerd photoshop job is on Lindsay Lohan’s black top…but it looks like I can see a little nipple and I guess that’s enough to get yourself a post here on Drunkenstepfather.com, cuz nipple on great tits, without a bra is all I need….Sure the virgin loser nerd photoshop job is almost hysterical…you know cuz I visualize the motherfucker doctoring these to release to the masses, so proud of his work….pathetic in a “I dont’ get pussy way” and I guess that’s why I’m endorsing him…cuz sometimes that pat on the back, or recognition when all else in life wrongs you….is all you need to keep going….
I don’t even really know when these pics were taken…but I’m thinking recentlry….her face all bloated…and lovely…
Posted in:Lindsay Lohan
2012
24
Jan
Here’s a hipster fashion video that is so clever because it breaks down what the video maker wanted to do with his video…you know to make it viral…I can just imagine when they came up with this concept as a group and gave each other high fives over the shit…you know tell us what you’re doing so we can laugh about how true and ironic it is…and the fact that all their followers and drones actually think it is clever reminds me of how idiotic the world is…98 percent of people are useless fucking sheep who attach themselves to various bullshit…but at their core are just the fucking same follower looking for acceptance….
The good news is that there’s some hot model ass in panties….which is great if you can see past how annoying the concept behind the shit is…
Posted in:Ashley Smith
2012
24
Jan
I don’t mind Kim Kardashian as much when I’m staring at her porn ass in a tight dress…even though I know she’s got straps and bandages and whatever the fuck else to make her look like an hour glass figure….and maybe that’s cuz I know she’s an intentional pornstar who fucked on camera for all this attention…or maybe cuz I know the end is near…both qualities I look for in an ass in a tight dress I’m staring at…this shit’s ridiculous….and I’m sad she didn’t do the rounds at the porn awards…even though she still makes millions off the shit…and an insider told me that she legally had to sign off on the shit…with documents, waivers and ID scans cuz any porn DVD is heavily regulated….Don’t believe the lie…
The best thing about this is that Kim Kardashian was co-hosting Live with Kelly….I’m sure that was riveting and compelling conversation that was both though provoking and life changing….am I the only one concerned about the smut we’re feeding our housewives???
Here’s the clip of some inappropriate morning fatness…….
Here’s some pics….
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Posted in:Kim Kardashian
2012
24
Jan
I was up all night drinking at some fucking depressing bar in some depressing…yet affordable…even for me…Casino last night with an ex show girl…turned call girl…bitter as fuck about what Vegas has become…but I think it had more to do with what her life became as I ejaculated on her old, weathered face….filling her wrinkles better than BOTOX…
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Posted in:MHD
2012
24
Jan
I’m still in Vegas – Drunk….But taking the time to give you some stepLINKS…I’m a fucking hero…at least that’s what I’m telling all the middle aged moms on their menopause party trips….all tight dressed and big mom tittied…..vagina pieces everywhere like an exploded hoover dam…..I can’t ever come home…This is now home….
Rihanna is Partying With Chris Brown and Is Obviously Dumb as Shit and Didn’t Learn Her Lesson the First Time Aroun
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