It’s the fucking morning version of the stepLINKS….what more could a motherfucker want….
I spent my night eating ribs with some ghetto bitch who I just liked watching suck the meat off the bones…while flirting with some fat elderly server with thick thighs….only to come home drunk, with nothing but a bottle of gin and Facebook to entertain me…
I ended up retracing the steps of Lana Del Rey, also know as Lizzy Grant, also knows as Lana Del Lip, bitch who has a rich dad who hired great producers to make her a marketable bunch of songs. Who hired a bargain basement plastic surgeon to get her some numb lip in efforts to market her as a Bridget Bardot hollywood glam…they bought PR people and now you have a spoiled brat who can’t sing with 25,000,000 views on both her fucking videos….It is insane….especially when this is what she used to look like:
This is what she used to sound like….
So she’s a full of shit rich kid lie who “re-invented herself” into something marketable….I know no one cares about this….and I know I still want to fuck her…but in my defense I want to bang everyone…and I was drunk in the making of this fantastic research….
Here are some morning links…
Sheep Cyclone! Wait, What?
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The Hottest Female Atheletes From Each Sport
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Free Cam Shows Make Thursday a Little More Sexy at No Cost to You
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Valentina Has One Hot Body
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Ahhhh I Love Banned TV Ads!
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Harry Potter Says “70’s Bush or GTFO!!!
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Live Web Cam Sluts, From Me to You
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Skinny College Slut Gets Her Masterbation On – VIDEO
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The 15 Funniest Sketch Comedy Shows
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