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2012

02

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

It’s the fucking morning version of the stepLINKS….what more could a motherfucker want….

I spent my night eating ribs with some ghetto bitch who I just liked watching suck the meat off the bones…while flirting with some fat elderly server with thick thighs….only to come home drunk, with nothing but a bottle of gin and Facebook to entertain me…

I ended up retracing the steps of Lana Del Rey, also know as Lizzy Grant, also knows as Lana Del Lip, bitch who has a rich dad who hired great producers to make her a marketable bunch of songs. Who hired a bargain basement plastic surgeon to get her some numb lip in efforts to market her as a Bridget Bardot hollywood glam…they bought PR people and now you have a spoiled brat who can’t sing with 25,000,000 views on both her fucking videos….It is insane….especially when this is what she used to look like:

This is what she used to sound like….

So she’s a full of shit rich kid lie who “re-invented herself” into something marketable….I know no one cares about this….and I know I still want to fuck her…but in my defense I want to bang everyone…and I was drunk in the making of this fantastic research….

Here are some morning links…

Sheep Cyclone! Wait, What?
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The Hottest Female Atheletes From Each Sport
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Free Cam Shows Make Thursday a Little More Sexy at No Cost to You
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Valentina Has One Hot Body
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Ahhhh I Love Banned TV Ads!
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Harry Potter Says “70’s Bush or GTFO!!!
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Live Web Cam Sluts, From Me to You
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Skinny College Slut Gets Her Masterbation On – VIDEO
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The 15 Funniest Sketch Comedy Shows
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2012

01

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

I am going to get fucked, fucked up, and fucking fed. That’s what everyone should do every night and I don’t mean any of this Joan Rivers smoking weed out of a pipe in her car for the sake of trying to keep her show interesting…

After having seen her show last week and the only thing that will make this shit interesting is if there were some anal scenes…faking getting high while her daughter gets pissed is.is only funny if it is on real drugs like heroin…not this high school shit…getting fucked and fucked up….I mean the real deal getting fucked up…

Life is shitty but I’m loving it. Must be the whole black history month thing…

Demi Moore Tried to Bang Zac Efron (HAHAHAHAHA) And Here’s the Story
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Snooki is Pregnant and that is disgusting….
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Live Web Cam Sluts. Gotta Love It
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Karina Smirnoff Paddle Surfs in a Bikini of the Day
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Gwyneth Paltrow Hot for Harper’s Bazaar
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Hottest Girls in the 2012 Lingerie Football Bowl
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Shaun White’s Perfect 100 Run
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The 25 Worst Apartments In Sitcom History
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Monique Weingart Bikini Pictures
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Jesus Christ Snooki is Pro-Creating
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Lily is Just Plain Lovely
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Holly Valance is One Hto Blonde
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Free Cams Will Make Your Life Better
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This Slut Used Her Phone as a Vibrator
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The Hottest Ladies of the 2012 Lingerie Football Bowl
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Katie Price Panty Ass Peek Upskirt
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Cameron Diaz Just Because
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Current ‘DWTS’ Champ Karina Smirnoff Bikinis in Hawaii (PHOTOS)
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Blake Lively Just Because
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day
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Football Riot In Egypt Kills 50 – VIDEO
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Samantha Gets Nasty and I Like It
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Pfizer Recalls A Million Birth Control Pills Because They Don’t Work!
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Victoria Rose and Tina Get It On
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Coco’s Big Pierced Cartoon Boobies Blow Up Reality
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Latine Cutey and a Studded Dildo
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Danica Thrall Goes Surfing – VIDEO
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I Love a Sexy Fashion Babe
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Candice Swanepoel Relaxes On Her Last Day in St. Barts
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Dancing Teen Boobs – VIDEO
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Gwyneth Paltrow is Fucking Weird Looking
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Miela’s Good Looks More Than Make Up For Her Weird Name
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Bull Murray is Surrounded By A Bunch of Young Asian Chicks WTF?
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Ashley Tisdale Looking Like a Leggy Lifeguard
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Kim Kardashian RIdiculous Cleavage of the Day
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Crazy Driver
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Some Bitches for the Vanity Fair Hollywood IIssue…
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Hottest Female Athletes from Each Sport
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Charlize Theron Hot for Vanity Fair by Terry Richardson
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Fat Boss Prank
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20 Luckiest Shots in Sports History
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Christmas is over – but I like these pets
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Stuff Exploding in the Microwave
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Disney and ABC are getting into the Amateur Porn Business
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Ahhhh, Look At The Cute Virgins.
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Katie Price See Through Dress, Thong Up Her Ass And Ready To Get Fucked
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AJ McLean in Drag….Tranny Up
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Epic Slap Training
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India Reynolds Naked for Loaded Magazine
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Nudity on Cable TV
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Jordan Carver and Destiny Danger have a Pillow Fight
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Amazing T-Shirt Sale for Valentines Day
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2012

01

Feb

Amanda Seyfried Hot for Glamour of the Day

Apparently Amanda Seyfried says she’s never going to do full frontal…which is convenient in a time when she doesn’t have to do full frontal….because she gets fully naked regardless….and performs amazing sex scenes when not doing her shitty Disney type movies that she does at the same time as Chloe and this Linda Lovelace shit where she says she’s amazed by the pubic hair she has to wear…that’s not her pubic hair…but movie magic pubic hair that leads me to believe she is in fact doing full frontal even if it’s not her full frontal…but seemingly her full frontal…good enough for me….

I don’t know why I did this boring as fuck bitch, but I do and here she is hot enough for me to notice in Glamour Magazine, even though she’s hot enough for me to notice when she’s walking the dog in period clothing….she’s hot even when she’s boring and not trying….

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2012

01

Feb

Marloes Horst Shaving a Black Man for Black History Month of the Day

Happy Black History Month motherfuckers….

I will do everything in my power to support the black man this month. To remember that Don Cornelius died for our sins. To keep all black race specific jokes to myself even if joking about stereotypes is my thing.

I will also try to trick at least one black girl to have sex with me, without a condom, ideally to knock her up, and fulfill that one gap in my sexual history that is experiencing blackness first hand with nothing between us….

I love my black readers, friends, family members. I hate the oppression and fight you’ve had to make….but at least the white man gave you your own TV Network.

Here’s some brand new pics of hot Marloes Horst, a model I want to fuck cuz she comes stock with a vagina, in Harper’s Bazaar Australia….shaving a black man in Africa….like she fucking should….cuz it’s black history month…respect the black man….motherfucker.

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2012

01

Feb

Candice Swanepoel’s Furry Ankles of the Day

Amongst all the Candice Swanepoel pics….from Hot bikini modeling ….to Showing Nipple….to being in sexy lingerie …..does this picture of her rocking body really matter….you know in the grand scheme of all she’s done with her hotness….does this one picture matter….

I’m gonna go with yes. See cuz I really appreciate her look on a really deep level…enough to want to fuck her without a condom numerous times to feel what South Africa feels….I’d risk AIDS, blood diamonds and apartheid…hell…I want it all over my fucking face if it came from this bitch….for serious.

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2012

01

Feb

Katie Price Amazing Upskirt of the Day

I love Jordan Katie Price and I want to be her friend. She’s an example of elegance an class hidden behind serious trash and it is almost clown-like and riduculous. She is essentially a tranny show but made with a vagina…over the top and hysterical…without all the guilt and questions when you’re done fucking it….Her fake tits are amazing…she did them right…not of these d-cup implants…let’s bring these fuckers to their full potential…if I’m gonna invest lets make sure they matter….and that kind of genius is the reason she’s a billionaire glamor model…peddling everything….like a fucking brand….bigger than her fucking tits…

Most importantly, she inspires inspires so many aspiring sluts…she is their leader….they are her legacy…and she still manages to pull getting into car stunts like this….reminding us…she knows how to work it good….much better than most semi-retired, washed up menopausal bitches I see in line buying diapers at the pharmacy…..

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2012

01

Feb

Monique Weingart Bikini Pictures of the Day

This is a 20 year old who was eliminated from America’s Next Top Model…who works as a waitress in Illinois….who apparently got addicted to the fame…found some manager willing to take up her cause and hired some paparazzi to take some pictures of her in a bikini and I’m okay with that because if a girl starts out her career getting half naked…it won’t be long before she takes bigger steps and makes bigger moves by getting fully naked….when the half naked doesn’t work….bring out the big guns…so this may be the first and last we hear of her…or it could the beginning of a long lasting, pathetic relationship…something you’re likely used to….and I probably won’t stay on top of it…but you can never be too sure…

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2012

01

Feb

stepNEWS of the Day

Here’s the news to remind us all that people are idiots….they do stupid things…they piss stupid people off…they break stupid laws….and the only happiness we have is knowing that at least we’re not Lana Del Rey’s lip….cuz that shit got daddy’s dick all over it…why else would he finance this Bridget Bardot surgery to launch his daughter with moderate talent’s career….stupidness that should be on the news too….

OH Woman Robs Tax Prep Service With Curling Iron
An Ohio woman and her son were arrested after holding up a tax preparation service and assaulting one of the employees with a curling iron.

Texas Mom Accused of Pimping Daughter
A mother is accused of pimping out her 14-year-old daughter and getting a boyfriend to do the same. Both are charged with human trafficking and compelling prostitution.

Zamboni Driver Gets DUI At Hockey Game
A Minnesota man was arrested for operating a Zamboni machine at a youth hockey game while under the influence of alcohol.

Teenage Cancer Survivor Suspended For Growing Hair For Locks Of Love
Madison Academy suspended seventeen-year-old cancer survivor J.T. Gaskins for growing out his hair, in order to donate it to Locks of Love, because it violated school rules.

Mom Drops Baby Out Window Before Getting Set on Fire
A Cleveland woman jumped out of a second story window after being lit on fire by her boyfriend, and tossing her baby out the window into the arms of a passing stranger, police said.

Connecticut Doctor Accused Of Sexual Assaults
A Connecticut doctor is being accused of a string of sexual assaults, having many complaints dismissed over the past six years.

Parasitic Twin Found Living Inside Peruvian Toddler
Doctors have discovered a partially protruding fetus in the stomach of a toddler in Peru. The tissue was removed already.

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2012

01

Feb

Adrianna Costa Poolside in a Bikini of the Day

I’ve never heard of her, but apparently someone who doesn’t have cable to change the channel from smutty celebrity bullshit lies who happens to read this site has…..he likes her so much he has her on Google alerts….creepy….sent in a picture of Arianna Costa, who is some host of Extra, that I assume Mario Lopez fingers when he’s not fucking Maria Menounos up the ass, cuz that’s how Greeks communicate, via anal sex on some avatar shit….

This video has the worst fucking narrator I’ve ever heard in my life…but there’s some old Extra bitch in a bikini and at least one of you will like that….which works since the site only has one reader…

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2012

01

Feb

Alessandra Sublet Awesome Bikini Pics of the Day

Who the fuck is Alessandra Sublet and why the fuck do I know what her pubic hair looks like…

Well after much research it turns out she’s from France….she’s 35…despite looking 45….and she wears bikini bottoms that are too big for her…which works for me…because then I get to see the pubic hair so many girls forget to let grow out cuz by north american standards it is unacceptable…forgetting the whole eroticism of the whole thing….turning vaginas into bacteria ridden clean cut antiseptic feeling organs…instead of the floral, smell catching, feminine character I like to run my hands through…

That’s not to say I find these pictures, or this woman hot…it’s just to say…the beach is alright place for fun.

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