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2012

19

Jan

Julianne Moore Makes Cowboy Faces of the Day

I don’t know about you…but I’ve jerked off to Julianne Moore at least once….I don’t think it was her red pubic haired pussy in a Robert Altman movie a long time ago..or if it was her tits in every movie she’s been in since…or if it was just that lesbian mom love affair with AMANDA SEYFRIED FUCKING HARD IN CHLOE ….but I do know that these pics of her doing some cowboy face are her at her fucking hottest….I just hope this is the face she makes when she cums….or gets cummed on….that’s what I’ll be thinking about while touching myself to these later…

Posted in:Julianne Moore

2012

19

Jan

Coleen Rooney Still Dumpy in a Bikini of the Day

Coleen Rooney, the WAG who I assume trapped her man when they were in high school, before he was a famous soccer player, by telling him how if he ever gets rich and famous, those girls will just want him for his fame and money, while she was in it for the long haul and loves him for him, in what was probably one of the biggest gambles in her life that worked out for her…..I mean other than putting on this bikini…she’s a dump and that’s risky…it can go any way….

That said, she reminds me of this girl who got pregnant from sitting in a hot tub, never knowing who the father was, but that may have just been a lie she told us to justify illegit black kid with no daddy she brought back in her uterus from her all inclusive trip….they have the same dumpy ass I am sure black dudes everywhere would love if that white meat ever got close enough….

Either way here are the pics…

Posted in:Coleen Rooney

2012

19

Jan

Marg Helgenberger and Some CSI Armpit of the Day

Marg Helgenberger is some CSI star who just quit CSI because I assume she doesn’t want to by typecast, even though she’s been on the shit for what must feel like 2 decades and is only known for being on the shit…and only matters cuz of the shit…and can only afford her lavish lifestyle cus of the shit…leaving her with a blank slate of career options….at least in her mind….when in reality all she has to look forward to is Dancing with the Stars…which in her defense is probably a bigger show that CSI any day….you just don’t really get paid to be on it and it pretty much leads to no where….lots to look forward to while I look at her armpit and imagine smelling it, sucking it, and fucking it…cuz other lady parts are so played out and mainstream…

Posted in:Marg Helgenberger

2012

19

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Funny. I’m surrounded by pornstars but still haven’t found one who is bottom feeding enough to give me blowjobs in exchange for links on my site….maybe passing out at 9 pm cuz I was put up in a decent hotel with a decent bed…something I haven’t ever had before….was part of the problem…but tonight we find the bottom feeders….fringe bitches…with HIV and an eagerness to make me cum in exchange for a career in HIV positiive porn…it’s a fetish….

Sidenote…the header pic is sent in by a reader…it is his gf and I want to fuck her…so thanks homie for that…and the rest of you should start sending more in cuz I love jerking off to your chicks…

Fire Truck Spray Prank – VIDEO
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Jessica Barton is All Sorts of Sexy
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The Definitive Best Picture of the 100 Hottest Athletes of All Time
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Free Cam Shows Make Thursday a Little More Sexy
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The 50 Best Bad Movies
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Installing Furniture FAIL – VIDEO
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IF Courtney Love’s Legs Are Green Like a Goblin Then I Guess This is an Upskirt
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The 7 Reasons Nothing Leaves Las Vegas
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Some Live Web Cam Sexy
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Ridiculous Housewife Porn
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Webcam Pussy for Free is The Best Kind of Pussy for Me
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Posted in:MHD

2012

18

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

I know…I should be endorsing this SOPA government internet control act protest..but I realize I have no power, no say, no clout, no impact, no one listens to me….I don’t matter and America governmen pretty much runs shit…and corporate America runs the American government….and that’s way bigger than us…so grab your books and start burning cuz they tell us to….it may be fucked up….but I’m in Vegas and I have Joanna Angel to convert me to Judaism with her vagina…

But I’ll send you to this DOWN WITH SOPA AND THEIR FUCKING UP THE INTERNET!

Here are the stepLINKS, I’m not a hippie….

Mark Wahlberg Would’ve Stopped 9/11, Everybody. What the Fuck?
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Jay Z Might Retire the Word BITCH, Cause It Was Okay To Use When He Had a Mother and a Wife and Other Female Relatives But Now That He Has a Daughter He Thinks Its Wrong. This Guy is So Full of Shit
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Live Web Cam Sluts Right in the Comfort of Your Own Home
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Some Chick’s Insane Hand Balancing…
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Flute Beat Boxing
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Ashley Greene’s Done Gone Become A Model of DKNY and Here are the Pic
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Selena Gomez Rapes Little Boys…
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25 Most Photogenic Sports Hotties
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Britney Spears Loves Her Orgies And Lesbo Games
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The Scream Comes to Life in this Animation
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Kate Hudson’s Done Gone Become a Model and Here are Pics From Her Shoot
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Kate Beckinsale’s Throwback Bikini Pics
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The Hottest Athletes We’ve Never Seen Perform…
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Liquid Nitrogen Explosion, Whoops
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Helloooooo Elizabeth Ashley
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Mikie Hara Sparkles in the Dark
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Kelly Brook Should Spend More Time In Lingerie
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The 10 Most Awkward Actresses
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Lindsay Lohan is Braless and Her Nipples Are Pointed Downward
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Free Cam Show Sexiness Will Drive You Wild
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Jessica Simpson is Wearing a Penis Head Mask or Something
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This Brunette is a Squirter – VIDEO
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The Hottest Athletes We’ve Never Seen Perform
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UK Celebrity Big Brother Natasha Giggs Goes Topless!
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Rachel McAdams is Looking Hot
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Ashley Tisdale, Just Because
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Can’t Blame a Guy For Staring, Can You
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WTF is Wrong With Denise Richards Face
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Filippa Hamilton is Super Sexy
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If Rihanna Isn’t Careful, She is Gonna Get Ike Tunnered Again
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Shampoo Microphone Fail
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70 Year Old Man Gives Wife His Life Jacket Before Drowning After Cruise Ship Crash
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How About Some Hot Lesbo
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Kat and Mandy Get It On
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Top 5: Objects That Got Stuck In People’s Asses
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Spencer Nicole Gets Naughty With Her Hot Friend
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This Guy Touched 1000 Pairs of Boobs
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I Got a Think For This Sexy Winter Babe
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These Two Sluts Are Playing on the Web Cam
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Ali Larter Skinny Legs
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Gisele Has Some Cracy Ass Tits
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Diddy Orders Cameron Diaz Around Like a Child
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Olivia Munn Looking All Kinds Of Nerdy Hot And Bootylicious
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Ewan McGregor Is Eye Fucking Adriana Lima
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Liquid Nitrogen Explosion
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Pink and her Husband Are Fucking Clowns
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What Is A Donkey Punch (VIDEO)
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Some Naked Kelly Brook Under Tit
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Some Great Fucking Porn…
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Rihanna Grabs Her Tit And Spreads Her Legs…
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Installing Furniture Fail
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Emma Watson Does Heathrow Airport
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Adriana Lima’s Got Legs
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Courtney Stodden’s Fake Teen Pussy Definition
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Lara Stone Ass Crack in a White Bikini
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2012

18

Jan

Rihanna’s Silver Medal Bathing Suit cuz She’s Second Rate of the Day

Rihanna’s wearing some silver bathing suit that I like to pretend represents her status in the world…you know second rate, but the truth is the bitch won the fucking lottery and when you factor in her level of talent….it really brings that first place winner now a millionaire celebrity point home….And the good news is I like staring at bitches in bikinis….so it all works out in the end….and unfortunately…this is the only currency I have….cuz I’m the real loser in all this…but I do it anyway…and that’s ok…

Here are some shots she put up on twitter like a good girl seeking attention


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Posted in:Rihanna

2012

18

Jan

David Hasselhoff’s Young Pussy of the Day

When you’re rich and famous…even if that fame is for being a fucking clown….young pussy will still fuck you…because it is better than fucking their college boyfriends….even if he’s the Quarterback…cuz he’s not David Hasselhoff…the guy from TV….sluts are idiots and that’s ok….

Here are the pics of her visiting him on the apprentice probably in hopes of meeting actual celebs she can leave him for…he’s the gateway creepy old cock cuz he’s got more connections that the door man at her favorite club she was fucking for free cover charge….why else would she be in a tube top bikini top…

Posted in:Daivd Hasselhoff

2012

18

Jan

Emily Blunt in Some Pussy Hugging Pants of the Day

Nothing says going to the gym…or in my case waiting outside the gym cuz of the restraining order…like tight pants hugging pussy…

I don’t know who Emily Blunt is…but I know what her pussy looks like…in tight pants…which is probably pretty accurate….

Posted in:Emily Blunt

2012

18

Jan

stepNEWS of the Day

Haven’t died in vegas yet…Here’s some news….

Grandmother Attacked Michigan At Chuck E. Cheese
A woman attending her grandson’s 7th Birthday was attacked after she asked some patrons to clean up their language.

Florida Strip Club Offers Casey Anthony Job
Body Talk, a gentlemen’s club in Port St. Lucie, Florida has a job to offer Casey Anthony.

School Kids Told To Pretend To Be Slaves For Homework Assignment
A homework assignment in Melvindale, Michigan has one parent fighting mad. The mother is upset that her son was told pretend he was a slave and detail his life on a plantation.

Mom Leaves Kids In Bushes For McDonald’s
A California mother in jail after leaving her children in the freezing cold while she went to McDonalds. A bystander found the children in the bushes and called the police.

Texas Family Terrorized in Road Rage Incident
What happened on a trip home from dropping the kids off at school has left a Balch Springs family very afraid. They say a road rage incident escalated into some kind of terror campaign.

Mom Found Inappropriate Emails from Therapist to Girl
A mother’s instinct and persistence helped police arrest a North Texas therapist and charge him with sexual assault of her teenaged daughter, according to an arrest warrant affidavit.

Video shows Sarasota bus, car crash
Authorities released video showing a violent collision between a Sarasota County bus and a Toyota from last November.

Security Guard Beaten Over Baby Formula Theft
A security guard caught a beat down when trying to stop thieves from running out of a Target store in Manalapan, New Jersey with the product.

Postal Worker Caught Throwing Package Over Fance
A California man caught a US Postal Service worker tossing his antique clock over a fence.

Posted in:stepNEWS

2012

18

Jan

Hottest Megan Fox Pictures of the Day

These are the hottest pics I’ve seen of Megan Fox all day…and I’d write hateful shit but why bother I’m traveling…drunk…done with customs and ready to drink more…when I find a computer all be back…while this may be my last post ever….and this is my legacy….Megan Fox on her period traveling….which would be great since I’m a real fucking winner…

Check back later fuckers…

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