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Dua Lipa Simulates Bouncing on Cock on Stage of the Day
Dua Lipa Simulates Bouncing on Cock on Stage of the Day
Ozempic Katy Perry Still Gross of the Day
Ozempic Katy Perry Still Gross of the Day
Sydney Sweeney Riding a Paddle Board Erotica of the Day
Sydney Sweeney Riding a Paddle Board Erotica of the Day
Dora Madison Burge Nipples of the Day
Dora Madison Burge Nipples of the Day
Britney Spears Dance Video of the Day
Britney Spears Dance Video of the Day

2012

27

Jan

Katie Price Wholesome White Panties of the Day

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Katie Price is a classy, elegant, very wealthy woman…so of course she’d be wearing white underwear like she’s never been in a sex tape, like she doesn’t have the stupidest sized fake tits, like she didn’t make her money being a whore, like she never strapped on a dildo and fucked her husband up the ass, and all other things that make her the biggest pile of trash I want to cuddle up against and burry my face in her horrible tits…..

I’m just disappointed there’s no herpes blister pussy pussy stain….why is puss-y spelled pussy – it’s fucking with my head….here is the panty pic

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2012

27

Jan

Candice Swanepoel is Bronzed for Vogue China of the Day

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There’s no nipple in this photoshoot…there’s not ass…there’s not half nakedness…there’s nothing really interesting or exciting other than the fact that Candice Swanepoel is hot…despite the high AIDS in her Vagina rate thanks to being South African…cuz we all know even if she was HIV Positive we’d still be her blood brother, hell we’d even cut ourselves up and crawl into her vagina and wait for our own set of AIDS if she asked and even if she didn’t ask cuz she’s hot enough to have that manipulative power over us…if she’s doing it it must be right….I mean shit…here she is bronzed up and dirty and glossy looking in some Vogue China photoshoot and I’m posting it like it is fucking erotica…cuz when she’s in it…it becomes erotica….she owns us or at least me….

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2012

27

Jan

Olivia Wilde’s Shitty Cleavage of the Day

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I discounted Olivia Wilde as a person when I found out that Wilde was her stage name in honor of her family who were literary academics or some shit while she ran off to be a useless, low grade, brainless twat actor….the fact that she was sloppy looking, had a bit of a gut that hung over her pants, and a shitty set of tits helped….cuz when a bitch is hot to look at, I’m into any stage name she wants to give me, as full of shit, lame, cheesy, embarassing, or idiotic as it may be….bitch can call herself Unicorn Anus if she fucking wants as long as she looks good….but when these hipster cunts do it…it is annoying….even when they showing off their floppy titty…

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2012

27

Jan

Daisy Lowe Not Naked Enough for a Campaign of the Day

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I am not overly excited by these nude pictures of Daisy Lowe for some fashion line’s summer campaing…because strategic nudity annoys me…especially when that strategic nudity strategy involves hiding all body parts that define nudity as nudity….you know no tits, no asshole, no pussy, no bush…no nudity…..even though she’s wearing nothing….

Not to mention, Daisy Lowe….Gwen Stefani’s unwanted stepdaughter, who grew up with no father, cuz Gavin Rossdale denied she was his, until a paternity test proved otherwise, all filled with daddy issues and confusion, addiction and willingness to let men inside her to feel wanted…has done PLAYBOY NAKED and OTHER PHOTOSHOOTS NAKED ….making this non nudity nudity pretty fucking shitty…but I’m posting it anyway…

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2012

27

Jan

stepNEWS of the Day

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Holy shit the stepNEWS is amazing today…from proposition minors for sex, to prostiting with AIDS, to being saved by breast impants, to beating cops, to women locking kids in their trailor park bathroom, I’m in love with this post….

Colorado Man Arrested For Prostituting With AIDS
During a police roundup Darren Garcia was arrested for the 9th time in five years for prostituting with AIDS.
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Florida Woman: Breast Implants Saved My Life
A Florida woman was attacked by her ex-boyfriend’s new lover and survived multiple stabs to her chest because of the implants

Teacher Sentence After Craigslist Ad For 13-Year-Old
A second grade teacher, Aaron Turner attempted to have sexual relations with a 13-year-old boy over craigslist. He will be sentence in Morrow County Common Pleas Court

Men Punch Out Temple University Cops On Video
Disturbing cell phone shows a crowd in North Philadelphia turning on two Temple police officers.

Surveillance Camera Shows Bus Attack In Florida
The State Attorney’s Office has released surveillance video of a 14-year-old girl getting beaten up on a school bus.

PA Woman Arrested For Trying To Proposition Teen Boy
A Western Pennsylvania woman trapped a teenage boy in the bathroom of her trailer and attempted to have sex with him

Pennsylvania Cop Might Have Let Bank Robbers Go
A police officer in New Wilmington, Pennsylvania stopped a couple for speeding when he let them go to when dispatched to a bank robbery. It turns out the couple could be responsible for the bank robbery.

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2012

27

Jan

Adriana Lima’s Bikini Photoshoot Continues of the Day

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You know what I just realized….I can stare at a picture of a bikini model in a bikini for at least an hour….in fact I can stare at a picture of any girl…thick or thin, black or white, asian or hispanic, handicapped or retarded, disabled or athletic….middle aged or late teens…mom or infertile…pregnant or recently miscarried…in a bikini for at least an hour…I like half naked bitches…it’s unforunate that they aren’t always around me and that I have to resort to the internet to make this shit happen…it’s unfortuante that there’s no 9-5 job that involves me staring at bitches in bikinis….but I guess it makes for a pretty pathetic and unrewarding hobby…and since I’m great at pathetic and unrewarding….it works for me…


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2012

27

Jan

Selena Gomez Sex Offender Legs Promoting Som Shit of the Day

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Unlike the horny old bitch down the hall from me with the unhealthy Justin Bieber obsession….I’m not looking forward to his 18th birthday…cuz that will mean I can’t make Selena Gomez sex offender jokes and that’s all I have going for me..even though I know this “relationship” is one staged for the media….I still like the idea of some older twat looking for more fame riding some underage dude with insane levels of fame for exposure…mainly cuz it is illegal….but also cuz sex offenders are hilarious…even when they never get charged cuz they are all Hollywood….

Here are her little pervert legs I’d want to be warned about if she moved in my community…..mainly so that I could plot how I was gonna sex offend her….and not so much so that I could lock my kids up from her….if you know what I mean…

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2012

27

Jan

Heidi Klum in March 2012 InStyle UK of the Day

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These are rumored to be some no make-up, pre-divorce from the scarred up big penis black man SEAL she has been raising and developing her own tribe with, possibly in efforts to build her own breed of human cuz she’s just that rockin’ genetically……in March 2012 Instyle…and despite being a mom of a dozen in her 40s….she’s still got it going on to me…but then again I just love divorcees…all eager to get fit and fuck as many cocks as possible as dirty as possible to feel alive again….something I love getting in the way of…especially if dude left bitch for a younger woman..shit is on….

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2012

27

Jan

Jessica Simpson’s Big Old Mom Tits of the Day

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I don’t know when these pictures are from…they all kind of blend and blur into each other…into an awkward pile of useless shit that occupies my brain….when really I should be focusing on other things that are more important…like getting girls to send me nude pictures…see cuz staring at some pregnant ex-popstar….all weathered is barely fun, stimulating or entertaining even when she’s pushing up her milk-filled tits intensely for us all to care about her for the final few months of her career….you know cuz she’s all proud that she has an explanation for her over eating and fatness she’ll never bounce back from…and she wants all the men in the world to recognize….and appreciate….so here’s her soon to be mom tits…cuz you weirdos are into this shit…and I guess so am I….except for the whole being built like a fucking school bus part…that her tits allow me to divert focus from…

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2012

27

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I went drinking at a strip club where all the barmaids used to be hot a few years ago..but now they are all fat…because that’s what working a bar for half a decade…drinking beer and potato chips….going from 25-30….does to a bitch….It’s one of those I know it happens situations…but I don’t want to actually see it and accept it…which leads to me drinking more…and I guess that’s the whole bar’s strategy to sell booze…genius….”the more they drink the more they’ll realize how fat and shitty our staff has got”….but I still prefer hot pussy.

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