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2011

26

Dec

Olcay Gulsen is a WAG in a Bikini of the Day

I don’t know anything about soccer….I just find it annoying….

I do know that soccer players are considered celebrities and bitches throw their pussies at them, but I only know that cuz bitches throw their pussies at anything that has some level of fame, success or money…It’s some animal kingdom instinct to make her pussy feel secure and taken care of…and this immigrant bitch with a weird immigrant name is up on this footballer’s wallet just as hard as you’d expect her to be and she’s doing it in a bikini…

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2011

26

Dec

Mourning Hangover Dump of the Day

I hate Christmas until it is over…then I cry on the inside, knowing I have to wait another year for awkward family events, bad liquor and lonely woman willing to let me inside them cuz no one likes being alone this time of year…

Snowman Prank for a Lazy a Day After Christmas
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20 Reality Hotties Who Should Shack Up With An Athlete
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Free Cam Shows, Because Your Christmas Day May Not Have Been Filled With Naked Chicks
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My Big Fat Mexican Drug Deal
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I’d Like to Take Home a Piece of Lisa
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Stuntbusters: Gas Bomb Car Explosion
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Kendall Jenner is a Slutty Cheerleader
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Live Web Cam Sluts, Because We All Need to Ease Back Into Life After the Holidays
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Slutty Amateur Tries Out a Toy in a Sex Shop – VIDEO
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The 15 Hottest Celebrity Best Friends
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2011

24

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

Twas the day before Christmas and here are my stepLINKS, cuz I was out drinking, fucking, and fingering random girls’ assholes all night….It was the Christmas miracle I was looking for….HIV. Like a diamond, it’s forever, unless you’re Magic Johnson….

Merry Christmas Dirtbags.

Some Extra Photos Of Courtney Stodden Shoving Her Crotch in Santa’s Face
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Here’s Some Great Alternatives for Madonna’s Truth or Dare Perfume Ad (Photos)
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Merry Christmas Charlie Brown
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Santa Roof Jump Fail
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Kate Beckinsale Short Shorts for a Photoshoot
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Zoe Kravitz Hates Me and I Hate Her In a Little Bikini
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Live Web Cam Sluts Are The Best Christmas Present Anyone Can Get
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Drunk Santa Caught on Camera – VIDEO
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Alicia Wants to Tell You Her Secrets
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7 Disturbing Attempts to Sexualize Christmas
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25 Iconic Adult Movie Cars
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Rita Rusic Is In A Bikini Again
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Lucy Pinder Brings the Sexy
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Meet Frosty’s Biggest Hater – VIDEO
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Free Cam Shows Bring the Sexy,
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Amateur Big Tit Pussy Play – VIDEO
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20 Reality Hotties Who Should Shack Up with an Athlete
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Boob Tube Heaven: 2011’s Breast TV Nudes
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Megan Fox, Cause It’s Been Awhile
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The Top 11 Celebrities Santa Wants to Sit on His Lap This Year
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How About a Random Pic Dump
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Nice Tits. Niiiiiice Tits
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Now THIS is How You Scare Kids Stright
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Sacha Grey is a Bikini Even Though I Hate Her
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Three Lesbian Sluts Are Better Than One
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Top 5: Best Celebrity Nudie Leaks (Of 2011…ish)
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Eve Angel is as Sexy as Ever
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Well Hello Ani Lorax
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Sexy Come in the Form of a See Through Body Suit
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Post-Pregnancy Matchup – Miranda Kerr vs. Doutzen Kroes
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Another Random Pic Dump
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This Stripey Babe is Super Busty
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Zoe Saldana….Mmmmmmm
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Bailey Knows Makes It a Naughty Christmas
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R. Kelly Has 32 New Chapters of ‘Trapped in the Closet’ Ready to Go
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Kate Beckinsale… Sexiest Mom Ever? Hell Yeah!
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The Making of Merry Christmas Charlie Brown
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Christmas Concert Stage Collapse
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Goal Keeper Kicks The Shit Out Of Hooligan
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I Want To Smack My Cock Across Ashley Tisdale’s Face
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J-Woww Almost Looks Fuckable. Good Job Team.
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Dogs Bark Jingle Bells
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Stephanie Seymour’s Ass Will Rip Your Fucking Dick Off
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Kendall Jenner – Age Appropriate Stripper
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Drunk Santa Caught on Tape
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Courtney Stodden Christmas Lingerie
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Never Too Late to Drink
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Leilani Dowding’s Leaked Nude Pics
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Leilani Dowding Topless Santa for Attention
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Barbara Evans Pussy Pic
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Fake Alba Leaked Pics
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Katie Green Titties
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2011

24

Dec

stepNEWS of the Day

Some News I Forgot to Post Yesterday….Not very Christmassy but then again what really is….Santa’s a pervert, the elves don’t exist and the one at the mall are just exploiting themselves so they don’t have to get into midget porn, everyone hates their families they are buying gifts for, everyone prefers buying themselves drinks, the Christmas movies are shit and that’s why we drink….

Teacher Arrested For Biting Female Student
A scuffle at a school, near Albany New York, ended when a 5th grade teacher stepped in to bite a student. The teacher was arrested.

NY UPS Driver Caught Giving The Finger
Delivery drivers have gotten a bad rap this month. A UPS driver is caught giving a family’s security camera the middle finger, before throwing their package on the ground.

Fight Breaks Out at HS Basketball Game
A big fight broke out at a high school basketball game in northwest Baltimore Wednesday night. Last night’s game was a match up between DC’s Cardozo High School and Baltimore’s ConneXions Academy.

Hookah Santa Causes Controversy
A tobacco store with a Santa smoking a hookah has some residents of the Pennsylvania town unhappy.

Race for New Air Jordans Turns Ugly
The quest for some limited edition sneakers took an ugly turn early Friday morning outside the Mall at Stonecrest in Lithonia.

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2011

23

Dec

The Hottest Christmas Lingerie Strip You’ll Ever See of the Day

It’s fucking Christmas and I haven’t gone Christmas shopping cuz I hate everyone….and because I’m broke….I haven’t decorated the house because I’m a fucking Grinch….but Tis the Season for me to get strangers to sit on my lap, but more importantly that I try to fuck, cuz they have eager lonely vaginas and I have no standards….

But nothing says Christmas Spirit than middle aged Russian looking women in some ghetto welfare looking lingerie doing dance routines while their flat asses and gunts try to squeeze their way out of those very same yeast infection causing panties…..you see cuz for bitches with chins like this….yeast infections are the least of their concern….

Merry fucking Christmas….you are all a gift to me…a really horrible fucking gift and too bad there’s only two of you….but as a low life that is easy to please, with no standards, I’ll take what I can get….

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2011

23

Dec

Rita Rusic Still In her Bikini of the Day

Old Lady with the Tight Body in a Bikini is back out in her bikini reminding us that sometimes fucking rich married or divorced women that you meet in hotel lobbies can be fun as long as they compensate for their big vaginas that can’t squeeze your little penis because you aren’t the size of a forearm, and none of her vagina lining even touch it, with her mouth…something I’m pretty sure most older women are into, because they aren’t hot little things anymore, and they have to compete with those hot little things, but tapping into their experiences….it’s the only competitive advantage they have…not that you have to worry about that…leaving your mom’s basement isn’t really your thing, and none of your mom’s friends are really that into you cuz you’re a loser….but at least you can jerk off to this.

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2011

23

Dec

Charlotte Tomaszewska Titties for S Magazine of the Day

She’s a polish model and she’s showing tit because it is better than waiting in line for rationed bread….It is better than training circus bears….and it is better than being human trafficked by the Russian mob and being forced into a life of prostitution and porn….at least for her…cuz I’m more into the whores who have no choice but to be there….you know when whoring is the only option…

She’s 18 or at least that’s what she says on her forged documents used to leave the country….so these are some teenage tits for fashion and don’t look at them as a pervert…loook at this as the art it was intended to be….Roman Polanski.

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2011

23

Dec

Katie Groshong Titties from Night Terrors of the Day

There is some new show called Night Terrors that I’ve never heard of because I don’t have a TV…..they had their second episode on December 21 and this Katie Groshong bitch, who you probably recognize as Richard’s Assistant in Country Strong, a movie I love only because Gwyneth Paltrow killed herself in it….something I wish transitioned into her everyday life, but that never will because she’s too into herself….but seriously…we need another celebrity death, why can’t it be her?!

That said, Katie Groshong is showing tit on this new unknown to me show…and here are the clips….watch them….cuz any show with nudity is a show for me…we’re making progress people.

Here’s another clip….

Posted in:Katie Groshong

2011

23

Dec

Ryan Phillippe’s New Pussy of the Day

There comes a time in every married man’s life, especially a married man who was a victim of entrapment for knocking up one of the most irritating, pudgy celebrities who didn’t deserve to be famous…..when he has to throw in the towel on her annoying christian lie, and find himself some Young hot pussy dying to have him inside her….cuz she’s not famous or anything she’s just under 25 and tight pussied, allowing him to finally feel what penetration is actually supposed to feel about, while his ex Reese Witherspoon’s out faking jokes and taping her labia to her thighs so no one knows the truth that she’s fucking disgusting…

EIther way, I’m all for the mistress, the rebound, as long as she’s hotter, tighter, and a lot less annoying cuz new pussy is always better than old, tired, played out pussy….and here are the pics.

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2011

23

Dec

Gabrielle Union Orange Bikini of the Day

I have been trying to have sex with a black girl on my facebook for the last 4 years. She never puts out because she is a racist….who only likes fucking rich suburban black men….and everytime I see a half naked black woman, whether it is a stripper, or in line at Walmart, or this Gabrielle Union bitch, who I can only assume is someone famous enough for the paparazzi to notice, I think back to my facebook girl, the only black girl who has ever acknowledged me, and cry about the monkey sex we were destined to have, provided I met weirdos off the internet….I don’t know what it is about me that Black girls hate, but I feel like a fat blonde chick in KFC with my half black kids and my black husband getting spit on for stealing one of their eligible men with my milky white skin, only with smaller tits, more testicle and less babies/sex with black guys, unless it is in prison in which case you’re left with no real choice in the matter…I should write greeting cards…

Here’s the bikini

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