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2011

22

Dec

Katie Price’s Crazy Panty Pants of the Day

Jordan Katie Price is amazing. She is like a living, breathing novelty toy….the kind of thing you blow up and give to a friend on his bachelor party as a joke….only she’s real life….alive and breathing…sure I can’t attest to her pussy being anything more than a fleshy, dead, corpose rotting thanks to the years of abuse…but I can say she wraps it up hysterically in some of the stupidest pants I’ve ever seen and for some reason, seeing this tranny who isn’t a tranny tran out brings me great joy….some panty that are leggings with a fake tan goodness…it is fucking glorious…

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2011

22

Dec

stepNEWS of the Day

Tis the fucking season for amazing news….

Strip Club Toy Drive Donation Controversy
A toy drive program at the Hustler Club in San Francisco has some uncomfortable

High Speed Chase In Florida Ends In Crash

Police Charge Suspect with Nativity Jesus Theft
Amanda Crelia, 25, of Spotsylvania was arrested and charged with grand larceny for her involvement in the theft of the Baby Jesus figure from the Central Park shopping center last week.

Brutal Bus Beating In Milwaukee
A fight between a 12-year-old and a 24-year-old ended with an arrest.

Bold Thief Has Interesting Reaction To Being Caught
A brazen thief had a bizarre reaction when a clothing shop clerk stopped him from trying to walk out with high end merchandise.

Family Kicked Off Plane For Having Too Many Kids
A North Carolina family was removed from their US Air flight for traveling with too many young children.

Florida Man Steals Date’s Car
A Florida man, Michael Pratt, is accused of stealing his date’s car

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2011

22

Dec

J.Woww’s a Bikini Model of the Day

Jersey Shore trash J.Woww is a bikini model now, and I am pretty ok with it because she has a great body….more importantly she isn’t the troll and this isn’t her signing books that she pretends she wrote…it’s modeling cheesy fucking bikinis….for a company that is probably going to make a fortune now that they brought her on….and the truth is that as shit as Jersey Shore is….she’s the kind of whore, who had implants pre-Jersey shore for a reason….ready to humilate herself in a club, stripclub or porn set to get by, but instead decided to do it on MTV….and there’s nothing wrong with that….as long as you’re the hot one…which apparently this J.Woww is…. Who cares.

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2011

22

Dec

LeAnn Rimes Hard Christian Body in a White Bikini of the Day

I like doughy, estrogen filled women as much as the next guy, it’s all womanly and reminds you of your mom, you know with those birthing hips….but there’s something real fucking magican about rock hard bodies and implants, especially when bouning on your tits….their pussies are just tighter….there’s also something amazing about bitches who are marketed as wholesome christians to the christians…but who really are just horny as fuck home wreckers who don’t give a fuck about their fans…cuz they already made stupid money and can afford to spend their days fucking….or hanging in white bikinis ready to fuck…I mean this LeAnn Rimes is a porno career waiting to happen.

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2011

22

Dec

Most Boring Winter Bikini Modeling of the Day

I am a firm believer that anything can be made interesting as long as there’s a bitch in a bikini….from med school to waiting in line at the fucking unemployment office…if there’s a half naked girl…it suddenly becomes good. I figure the trick to youtube success is always to put a half naked girl into the mix….I tell every girl I know if she wants to make money to get half naked on the internet….But it turns out I was wrong….get some hippie bitch talking about eating a raw food diet outside in the snow in a bikini and you end up with the worst fucking bikini video on youtube….seriously….I’d rather watch a fat chick in a bikini eating fried chicken and cake than this…

Posted in:Viral Video

2011

22

Dec

Kardashian Jailbait Pole Dancing of the Day

I don’t know what’s going on here but it is clearly the Kardashian mom whoring out her second string of daughters she exploits for personal gain, by enrolling her in pole dancing classes, to generate any controversy or attention she can….one step away from a teenage sex tape…

I find these pics inspiring cuz I never thought that maybe teen girls enroll in the shit…I just assumed it was all old bitches who were looking for ways to sex up their bodies for sex or maybe to impress their stripper addicted husbands to see them as sex objects too…..but now pole dancing class takes a whole new meaning….strippers in training…and/..I think I’m gonna just have to join the shit or at least stare through the window…cuz teen strippers are pornographic even when they stay clothed.

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2011

22

Dec

Ugly Girls Hulla hooping in Bikinis of the Day

Here’s a pretty fucking weird fetish on Youtube that no one seems to really be into since all the videos have under 10 views….it’s ugly girls in bikinis rocking a hulla hoop like they are fucking the air cuz I know some of the hottest moments in my childhood were spent watching girls gyrating together, humping the air, to keep the hulla hoop up….i figured that’s why the pervert invented the shit….

Either way, last year I went to some Hulla Hoop adult course to take that I saw advertised, you know to take that childhood perversion to a less creepy sex offender place….by seeing actual bitches humping the air, but unfortuantely the only bitches who take that kind of class are fat lesbians…

Here are some more of the horrible fetish….

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2011

22

Dec

Melanie Iglesias Christmas Half Naked Youtube Video of the Day

Melanie Iglesias proves that if you are a girl and you’re not fat…all you have to do is exploit yourself on a moderate level by being willing to get half naked on the internet and dance around for various themes, whether Halloween or Christmas, and 300,000 dudes will watch the shit…It takes no creativity, skill or pretty much anything but a decent body and bitch becomes internet famous….It’s almost a joke…but not as much of a joke as knowing hot girls who aren’t rich cuz they have morals and values and don’t realize this is like being on the beach filled with thousands of perverts….

Either way, she introduced some friends, danced around, I couldn’t jerk off to it, but I appreciate her hustle that is hardly a hustle…strippers who pretend are hardworking are hilarious, but so are nobodies who don’t get fully naked who get internet fame….easy.

I don’t even know what a flipbook is….but watch it anyway…Tis the fucking season…

Posted in:Melanie Iglesias

2011

22

Dec

Mourning Hangover Dump of the Day

The christmas season is going to fucking kill me. I can’t control myself and for some reason everywhere I got the booze is free. My liver is throbbing, my stomach raped, I may still be drunk, and I’ll soon be drunk again, cuz this hangover is killing me…

I hate people who talk about how much they drink…or how fucked up they got…or how hungover they are…but I have nothing else going on right now…it’s kinda taking priority….a hazey uncomfortable priority….

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Never Say No to a Panda – VIDEO
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USA vs. the World: Hot Female Athletes Edition
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Free Cam Shows Bring the Sexy
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Dolphin Jetpack. Wait, What? – VIDEO
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Super Japanese Girl Christmas Party!
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Alessandra Makes Me Think Dirty Thoughts
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LeAnn Rimes’ Mexican Bikini Holiday
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Live Web Sluts You Won’t Be Able to Get Enough Of
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chubby Girl Gets Naughty With a Vibrator
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The 15 Hottest Singing Competition Winners Worldwide
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WTF Photo of the Day
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2011

22

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

I got drunk. I fell asleep. For 12 hours. I am not santa. But I’m fat and dying. Merry X-Mas. Fuck you.


Leilani Dowding Wishes You a Feliz Bonerdad
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Miley Cyrus Fans Are Fucking Assholes Hahaha – VIDEO
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Live Web Cam Sluts, Can’t Get Enough
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Watch This Guy Clear a Huge Gap on His BMX
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Jolyne Lowery Has an Insane Rack
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10 Ways To Get Your Girl Into Gaming
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JoJo Has an Upskirt and Here It Is
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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Is Topless
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Free Cam Shows. Check It Out
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Home Alone Wife Gets Naughty on the Web Cam
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Hot or Not: Female Athlete Edition
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Jennifer Nicole Lee Upskirt Ass Flash
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A Bunch of the Branded Kardashian Crap is Made in Sweatshops. Why Am I Not Surprised?!
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Kate Middleton Dullness Watch
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AAhley Tisdale Short Shorts
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Yeah I’d Bang Camille Belle
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Gemma Atkinson Looking Ravenous
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How About Some Frisbee Trick Shots – VIDEO
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Paula Patton Strips Down And Talks Dirty For GQ
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Two Sluts Are Better Than One, No?
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Mandy and Julie Get It On
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Incestuous Prank & X-Mas Is For Drunken Sex With Your Cousin
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She’s Masterbating in the Car and You Get to Watch
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Maxim’s Christmas Wish For You
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Gotta Love a Leggy Hottie
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Leo DiCaprio’s Ladies: Bar Refaeli vs. Blake Lively
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Now Those Are Some Big Ass Tits
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Rihanna is Pissed Off That Some Dutch Magazine Was Being Racist Towards Here, and RightFully Fucking So
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Today’s News Brought to You by the Human Centipede Menorah
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Hello Melanie Iglesias
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More Candice Swanepoel Bikini Uber Hotness To Warm Up Your Holidays
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Use GOOGLE Street View To Find Some Hookers!
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Imogen Thomas Topless Big Tits Is Nuts
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Is Rose McGowan About To Bang Some Japanese Dude?
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