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2011

21

Dec

Candice Swanepoel For Harper’s Bazaar Turkey of the Day

Candice Swanepoel is the kind of African I’d fuck without a condom despite the high AIDS rate and the odds of her having AIDS working totally against her, because she’s hot…and because you could probably blackmail her into paying you a monthly salary to keep your mouth shut for the rest of your life in the event that you did get AIDS in what could be the biggest loser mooching off famous pussy since K-Fed story this decade…

She’s hot, her tits look good in a push-up bra, she’s posing sexy for Turkey, because despite being arab, they are less uptight than America, I do wish there was more pussy lip, but that’s a constant theme of my useless needs and wants and demands from pictures in magazines….since I’m a pervert…I mean just last night I got drunk and tried to make at least 4 drunk girls touch my dick over my pants in line at McDonalds….none of them went of it….cock teases…

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel

2011

21

Dec

Gisele Bundchen’s Versace Spring 2012 Campaign of the Day

I already posted one of these pictures of Gisele getting work for Versace because the evil empire that is Victoria’s Secret turned their back on her for reasons I am convinced are transexual related….you know with all that possibly faked pregnancy, gay marriage to a football jock who’s favorite part of the game is in the locker room and more importantly being from Brazil the hub of western trannies….but that could just be fantasy….even if fantasy of trannies is not the kind of fantasy I really fucking want….it makes me feel gay…but it is the kind of fantasy I like to think happened to add some drama to an otherwise boring post…either way here is her cleavage and some stomach.

Posted in:Gisele Bundchen

2011

21

Dec

Zipora Seven Topless Photoshoot of the Day

Her name is Zippora Seven and besides having a crazy fucking name, she’s apparently a New Zealand model who is into getting naked or at least topless in photoshoots, and that willingness to exchange nudity for money is the kind of personality trait I love in my women…without it I probably would still be a fucking virgin….

Here are the pics from the unknown shoot cuz it taps into my drifter, hitchiking slut fetishes….

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2011

21

Dec

Cindy Crawford Does the Beach of the Day

The good thing about Google is that when you see pictures of Cindy Crawford in a 3 piece bikini you’d expect her to be in, you know one of those middle aged fat chick bikinis that is built like a fucking bed sheet when the paparazzi is looking as to not humiliate herself because she isn’t the model she once was, you, the viewer can use it to find the pictures of her half naked making millions for her amazing body…I’ve seen her in person and even pushing 50, she’s spectacular…but her bikini pictures are a fucking serious fail….these could have been way more mom pussy on all fours with a sloppy belly hanging over her bottoms if only she knew what the public and the girls from her high school who hate her want…

Posted in:Cindy Crawford

2011

21

Dec

Stacy Keibler Does Mexico of the Day

So George Clooney brought Stacy Keibler to his Mexcio palace and she isn’t even walking around in heels and a bikini like the groupie whore who is out for herself trying to get knocked up by him in order to live the good life she clearly fucking is….It’s like if you’re gonna get an ex wrestler with great legs and a hot ass down to Mexico, you’re also going to have her suite filled with bikini of various levels of revealing, I mean unless you’re a queer and just into her company and the media attention she garners….which would possibly explain a lot about this George Clooney character….

Posted in:Stacy Keibler

2011

21

Dec

Swedish House Band Bring the Tits in Video of the Day

This is not a paid plug…in fact this is what I wrote the person from the label who sent it into me because he knows I like tits….

Your video is gonna go up today for the simple reason that I don’t mind helping you out even though your company doesn’t help me out financially, while your artist probably makes a fortune and I suffocate in credit card debt I can’t pay off while living off an obese wife who covers my expenses and doesn’t get mad when I steal 40 dollars for drinking…do you know what it is like to prostitute yourself to an obese woman for a shitty apartment and 40 dollars of drinking money….it is fucking humiliating…not to mention I have to sleep with her sometimes….do you have any idea what it is like to eat out an obese woman…it doesn’t smell like the chocolate cake her diet consists of…in fact it tastes like feces and bacteria that I hope lead to me dying a painful e.coli death cuz it is better than this fucking hell I live….. trying to make ends meet…….Merry Christmas….

That said, this video is amazing, Asian stirppers with implants and some POV style shoot out insanity set to some high paced song that will make you want to jump around, ideally on a dance floor, next to women you can stick your boner into makes for a good way to wake up…..did I mention there’s Asian strippers with impants….Good fucking times…

Posted in:stepMUSIC

2011

21

Dec

Mourning Hangover Dump of the Day

So some fat black chick named Hayley Marie Norman is trying to sue me for posting a video of a shower scene she shot and wrote some amazing fucking commentary to it….

Her lawsuit is for 200,000 dollars or something, which is hilarious because the site hardly covers server costs…..

Not to mention you can’t sue someone for posting a fucking video they embed from another site….idiots…

So I was dealing with the anguish of that and debating a counter lawsuit for loss and damages from the stress of the lawsuit that lead to drining and fucking hookers unprotected…

Here are some links….to warm you up you little sexy bitch….

Stuntbusters Motorcycle Crach – VIDEO
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Biggest Cheerleader Takedowns in Sports
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Free Cam Shows. Wednesday Has Never Been So Awesome
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Girls of Summer FAIL Compilation – VIDEO
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Hello Tay Stevens
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Alyssa Jerry is In a Tiny Green Bikini
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Kim Kardashian Only Went To Haiti For A Fashion Show. Surprise!
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Live Web Cam Shows, For Your Pleasure
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Two Slutty BFFs Get It On – VIDEO
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10 Things You Don’t Do While Visiting Your Girl’s Parents
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Holiyday Office Party Fail Compilation
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Posted in:MHD

2011

20

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

I don’t understand why I bother having a site no one reads, even though I have more viewers in a week than How To Make it in America does….because my viewers don’t count…they don’t help get me laid or make me millions…I can’t even sell ads on the shit…not even on Christmas when it was the first and only thing on my Christmas list cuz Santa is a lie…he’s just a pedophile at the mall getting material to jerk off to one kid on his lap at the time..

I spent my day on FACEBOOK …..I feel like I’m better at that than this…making other people billionaires one genius status update at a time….

That said…Here are the stepLINKS….I’m going to drink….not that I haven’t been drinking all day…..but because looking at a computer depresses me…especially this festive time of year…fuck you…jingle fucking balls off some crackwhore’s throat…donating my cumshot to her like it was canned goods…nourishing….15-25 calories at a time…

More Pam Anderson’s Face is Beat But Her Body is Still Banging
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I posted this today….Dude Dies From Eating Out His Brother’s Ass

Tip Of The Day: Don’t Eat Crack Out Of Your Brother’s Crack

The 50 Hottest Jewish Women for Hannukah
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Impressive Mouth Harp Skills
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Pregnant Jessica Simpson is a Fucking Tank
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Elle Fanning and Kirsten Dunst Naughty Photoshoot
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It’s A Very Courtney Stodden Christmas! And Yes, We’re All Going To Jail Now
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Live Sex Shows You Won’t Be Able to Get Enough Of
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Footage Taken From Inside a Jet Fighter Is Fucking Insane
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Lariya Daniels is the Stuff Dreams Are Made Of
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This Mail Order Bride Tour Thing is Kinda Insane
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The 50 Hottest Jewish Women
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Jessica-Jane Clement Is Pure Perfection
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Justin Bieber Is “Obsessed With The Playboy Mansion”
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Free Cam Shows. Enjoy
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Nerdy Mom Fucks Her Ass and Pussy
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Sexy Athlete Highlight Reels: Their Hottest Videos
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JoJo Levesque Panty Upskirt
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The Dark Knight Rises Trailer Is Here – VIDEO
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James Franco is a Fucking Self Enitiled Idiot
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WHAT THE FUCK IS VANESSA HUDGENS WEARING?
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I’d Like to Be All Over Audrey Tautou
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Melanie Iglesias Christmas Flipbook
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HOT EURO TRASH: SIMONE STYLE
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Gotta Love a Sexy Santa
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55-Year-Old Man Defecates In Bank Parking Lot Right Before Robbing It
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Can’t Really Go Wrong With a Sexy Brunette
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Jennifer and Desire Get It On
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Top 5: More Stupid Sex Questions From Yahoo Answers
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Samantha Jolie Gets Kinky All Alone
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Dominique Storelli Maxim Shoot
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Frayed Jean Shorts Over Leggings is Sexy
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“Transformers” Matchup – Megan Fox vs. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Whitney Port, Just Because
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This Guy Gets Raped By a Camel
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Gotta Love a Self Shot Hottie
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7 types of Facebook birthday wall posts (and what they mean)
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Hugh Hefner Pushed Lindsay Lohan To Go Nude
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Check Out Autumn Renee [Pictures]
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Crazy Asian Baton Twirling…..Proves Communism Works
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Nicole Scherzinger’s Fake Tits
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Sammy Winward Is A British Bird In A Bikini – Douche Sold Separately
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Stephanie Seymour Fuckable Ass Bent Over In A Bikini
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Ashley Tisdale Is Fuck Ugly Yet Somehow We Still Take Her Picture
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Leanna Decker Has Big Tits But No Soul – But Most Importantly, Big Tits
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I’d Love To Fuck This Slutty Santa
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Fuck You Nike.
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Roller Man Overtakes a Motorcycle…
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From the stepFORUM
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Courtney Stodden’s Red Christmas Bikini
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Some Fake Alba Pregnancy TItty Pics
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Barbara Evans Hot for Playboy
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Robin Tunney From the Mentalist Naked
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Some Baywatch Chick Named Eirka Eleniak for Playboy
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Minnie Driver Topless TItty for GQ
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Sophie Howard Topless
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Katie Green TOpless
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Happy Hanukkah….Jews….

Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

20

Dec

LeAnn Rimes Bikini in Cabo of the Day

If you are able to jerk off to these pics you are a strange mother fucker who can pretty much jerk off to anything…that makes you real easy to please or a scary sexual deviant who needs to be locked the fuck up cuz you won’t be able to control yourself when something moderately hot comes your way….I don’t even thing you need for the pics to be of a chick…you just need to see skin….unfortunately, I’m not easy to please…the only thing good about LeAnn Rimes is that she proved her Christian girl wholesome marketing campaign was just that….a load of shit middle america bought into…because nothing you see on TV is real asshole.

To See the Rest of the Pics
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Posted in:Leann Rimes

2011

20

Dec

Paula Patton Half Naked in GQ of the Day

Never have I seen a black chick look so white. She’s on some Michael Jackson skin bleaching hustle because like the 1940s, the light skin blacks are far more accessible to the racist mainstream….which sells movie tickets and magazines…..I mean unless she’s on some Halle Berry winning awards for being black and bitch was raised in an suburb amongst whites…cuz her mom is white shit….which is probably more like it…and I find that a whole pile of shit…I want my black women in movies to be fucking black….non of this half assed, half breed, half effort shit….and here she is half naked in efforts to get seats filled for shitty Tom Cruise movies….even though she isn’t all that hot….but she is half naked and that counts for something…

Here’s the video….

Posted in:Paula Patton