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2011

01

Dec

Jessica Alba Mom Body in Period Pants of the Day

I wonder if she’s waitinf for her period to hit – or if she’s waiting for her afterbirth – either way she’s prepared to not be embarrassed like the 14 year old school girl in white pants who had to call her mom to pick her up that horrible day she became a woman…who fucking cares…I just know the paparazzi fucking suck…they have one task to accomplish and that is to take pics of these cunts and even though they work in herds of armenians…they couldn’t get Ahkmed or whatever the fuck an Armenian name is to stand behind the bitch…BULLSHIT.

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2011

01

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Fuck being a pothead, I think alcoholism makes you far more lazy and far more stupid, because I drink and don’t smoke weed, even when hot girls with nice round asses I want to chip a tooth provided I still had teeth asks me, I’m too paranoid for that shit, and I’m fucking lazy as shit….Waking up at 1 pm is amazing…Everyday is Christmas Break. Jingle fucking bells.

Let’s Start Things Off Simple with Some Super Mario Stop Motion Fun
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The Hottest Women in Sports You’ve Never Heard Of
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Free Cam Shows. Check It Out
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Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show is Much Better in Hindsight, Actually
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Gotta Love a Fail Compilation – VIDEO
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Chelsea is the Type of Girl I’d Like to Have My Way With
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Live Cam Shows. Only The Best!
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Cute Teen Gets Herself Off
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The 15 Hottest Girls Next Door in Movies and TV
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Get Your and Yours Some Good Stuff….
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2011

30

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

I think way more funny shit than I actually write…I’m confused, lazy and forgettful like that…just take my word for it….

The highlight of my day is when girls send me nude pics….or more interestingly people ask me for advice….weird advice like whether to fuck the black married chick in the office….or how to eliminate pregnant girlfriends pregnancy… that shit is real life and better than any post….except maybe the stepLINKS….this is the shit legends are made of….or not – it’s the internet – who cares.

I love Courtney Loves Crackwhore TIts
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A Sad Girl With No Chihuahua in a Bikni is a Girl in a Bikini Nonetheless – VIDE0
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Das Racist Conan Performance
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Homeless Crackhead Russian Eats a Life Frog
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Taylor Swift in a Whorish Red Dress Cuz She’s a Whore
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Salma Hayek’s Tits in a Huge Puss and Boots Gallery
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Not Even a Minute Man….Hilarious….
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Live Cam Shows, Time to Get Sexy
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Miss France is a Miss FAIL – VIDEO
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Armie is a Sexy Brunete By the Beach
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Tay Stevens or Wendy Fiore? Who Would You Rather?
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10 Female Photographers We Have a Crush On
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Stacy Keibler Belongs In Skinny Jeans
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Sophie Howard Does NUTS
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Free Cam Show Sexiness
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WTF Photo is Also Kinda Sexy of the Day
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Brunette is a Squirter – VIDEO
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The 50 Hottest NFL Fans
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Leilani Dowding Topless
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Jessica Simpson Pregnancy Fatness
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‘Jersey Shore’ Shitty Rap Rap Song Showdown: The Situation vs. Vinny (VIDEOS)
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And That’s Why You Don’t Get Budget Plastic Surgery. Jesus Christ – VIDEO
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Rose McGowen in Spandex
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Paris Hilton in a Bikini Because That’s Pretty Much All She is Good For
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Erin Heatherton 4 Victoria’s Secret
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This Concept Hospital is Nicer Than Any Place You or I Will Ever Live
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WTF Christmas Photo of the Day
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Oh Just A GIF Of Salma Hayek Changing Shirts…
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Kat and Mandy Get It On
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Occupy Oakland Gets Its Own Porn
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2 Holes, 3 Dildos – VIDEO
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God I Wish I Could Surf – VIDEO
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Gotta Love a Blonde Fashionista
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Hotties that Hit The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show Viewing Party?
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Mechanical Bull FAIL – VIDEO
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Some 90210 Sluts. Why Not?
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Charlize Theron was Teased in High School
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Kate Beckinsale Unleashes Her Drop Dead Sexy Stems
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Jennifer Lopez Whoring Out with a Kid
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Lab Research Dogs See Grass for the First Time
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Dude Gets Owned by a Huge Ball…..
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Pauline Gretzky’s Incredible Tits And Ass – Truly the great one.
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Let’s Look Deep Into Rose McGowan’s Camel Toe
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Kelly Brook Half Naked 2012 Calendar. I just Jerked Off For An Entire Year
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Courtney Stodden Knows A Thing Or Two About Groups And Trains
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Kate Beckinsale Fills My Cock With Spirit
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Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show Retrospective
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Some Racist Bitch on the Train
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Oops my Implants Fell Out – Digusting…
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I love this Bull Riding Knock Out…
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Lauren Brant in Bikini
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Paris Hilton Braless in a Tight Dress
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2011

30

Nov

Pippa Middleton Ass in a Skirt of the Day

Pippa Middleton has been taking far too long to disgrace her family for a little revenge on her sister and parents for favoring her sister….I would have predicted these pics of her ass in a skirt would have been her fisting herself if you had asked me at the Royal Wedding I wasn’t invited to…..I figure 6 months is enough time being second rate with feeling on inadequacy to turn on them by filming your own porn and developing drug habits to deal with the pain of never being a princess like her sister….but all I got today was pics of her ass looking shitty in a skirt…I am let down…she needs to be more broken…fuck.

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2011

30

Nov

Alessandra Ambrosio Fashion Porn for Vogue Brazil of the Day

Fashion is Softcore porn, if you read this site, which I doubt and don’t really get why I bother even captioning pics….then you’d know that I love models because they are skinny, have very little ambition, but get paid a fucking fortune to cock tease, sometimes showing pussy lip, often showing nipple, which sometimes is enough to get off to, if you’re bored or desensitized from porn and need to switch it up by channeling your inner 12 year old…

So here’s Ambrosio, in Vogue Brazil, in one picture that has some nipple definition, even though there’s no see through, it may be enough for you fans who didn’t write her off for being a disgusting mutated vagina thanks to childbirth mom…instead of being committed to her career and fans that took her out of the Brazilian middle class and into stardom…So rude and selfish of her….but she’s a woman…could you really expect anything more out of her?

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2011

30

Nov

Vanessa Hudgens Ass Goes Shopping of the Day

Vanessa Hudgens went Grocery shopping, you know because living up to being Vaness Pudgens and her recent lesbian haircut and weight gain, requires eating….a lot….and sometimes watching bitches grocery shop is highly erotic…some of my greatest masturbation memories I reflect on while violating myself are about bitched in leggings buying fruit or meat….I’m weird like that…but where else is there a steady flow of women you can watch all day….exactly…

That said, I prefer when Hudgens is doing underage, fully bushed, smutty self shot pics…but here is her round ass anyway…

Posted in:Vanessa Hudgens

2011

30

Nov

Karlie Klass Ass in Vogue Italia 2011 of the DAy

Victoria’s Secret made a big deal about flat chested and Monkey faced Karlie Klass from the mid-west or wherever the fuck she’s from…They made it seem like they pulled her out of a Walmart or chain family restaurant and gave her to opportunity to live up to every little girl’s dream….according to the other “Angels” who seem to think every little girl dreams about being a lingerie model whore on display as an object with push up bras on….but the reality is she’s been a model for years, she was picked from a major agency, like Lily Aldridge, she’s been doing this model thing for a while, but I guess mainstream america who watches that informercial shit doesn’t know much about that…they just know “Them there bitches in panties look good while I drink my beer in my redneck shitty trailer that’s in foreclosure….”….USA Motherfuckers…….

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2011

30

Nov

Constance Jablonski Fetish Pics for Fashion of the Day

Her name is Constance Jablonski and she is a model…who is doing some fetish/latex/BDSM inspired photoshoot for high fashion…because fashion is softcore porn…that is disguised as art…and that is some genius shit that I wish I thought of…because it gets girls naked who otherwise wouldn’t be naked….not that she’s naked…but she probably will be soon…cuz that just comes with modeling….they sacrifice their body for the high concept you can jerk off to….Works for me…

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2011

30

Nov

Miley Cyrus in a Throwback See Thru of the Day

Here’s some shitty pictures from some homosexual campaign of Miley Cyrus in some semi-see through but totally not erotic shirt unless it is old and she’s 16 in the shit cuz 16 year olds aren’t supposed to be in see through shirts, they are supposed to be wholesome and not fucking even though their periods and natural capacity of being able to give birth paints a different fucking picture…but fuck biology and genetics…instead follow arbitrary rules of what someone decided is right or wrong…like gay marriage….teen brides are a cause we should all get behind….and petition…you perverts have rights too damnit…

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2011

30

Nov

stepNEWS of the Day

The best news feed on the internet according to me and some dude on twitter is this fucking post….it will change your useless life and motivate you to do something with yourself like become a pornstar who becomes a teacher, or getting arrested and using that as a platform for your comedy, and whatever else is in this list of today’s top news stories according to us….

I love it….

Massachusetts Teacher Was A Porn Star
Kevin Hogan is an English teacher and crew coach at a top-rated Massachusetts public high school, but he brings some unusual experience to the job: until recently, he was starring in pornographic movies.

Arrested Man Makes Joke During Perp Walk
A Pennsylvania man wanted to be funny after being arrested for driving a stolen car.

Woman Steals Christmas Trees From Boy Scouts
A Missouri woman was caught on video taking two Christmas tree, for the third year in a row

Man FIres Gun At Occupy Houston
A gunman frustrated over personal issues opened fire at the Occupy Houston camp

Family Gets Lost on Christmas Tree Hunt
A Colorado family got lost on their quest to find the perfect Christmas tree.

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