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2011

30

Nov

Uma Thurman’s Got Fat Tits of the Day

Unlike Tarantino, I do not find Uma Thurman hot. She’s built like a fucking tank. Her hands are big enough to make even the biggest dick look like it is tiny and getting jerked off by a jolly green giant, a fetish to some, but not to me, cuz as a dude with a small penis, I only hire hookers with deformed hands, you know all underdeveloped and the size of a 5 year olds’….not that it matters, she’s showing cleavage, and that’s all you sick fucks care about, you’d fuck a AIDS baby in africa without a condom if it had a set of fucking implants.

You disgust me.

Posted in:Uma Thurman

2011

30

Nov

Jessica Simpson is Still Pregnant and Fat of the Day

You know how some people call pregnant chicks “Glowing” or say how radiantly beautiful they are as they make the life changing transition from girl to woman…you know on the mission her biology has planned for her ever since she got her period…and you think to yourself “disgusting” or “scary” or “why the fuck do people jerk off to ready to drop porn”….but then you come across a hot pregnant chick, and it all suddenly makes sense, and you get it and understand what they have been talking about….well, Jessica Simpson isn’t that girl, if anything, she’s the disgusting kind that makes you fear having a family of your own cuz you’d have to face that fatness for 9 months, telling your wife you’re better off adopting, or better yet, divorcing your wife and turning to a life of fucking hookers…

Here’s Jessica Simpson looking like some kind of clown….

Posted in:Jessica Simpson

2011

30

Nov

Katherine Heigl’s Double Chin of the Day

I’ve been calling Katherine Heigl a fat pig of a woman who doesn’t deserve any fame, attention, or jobs unless she’s working the cash at Walmart since I first found out who Katherine Heigl was….I would get backlash from people, who I guess were Grey’s Anatomy fans, saying how sick I was and how beautiful she was and how great her tits were, not knowing it was all diversion from her actual sloppy self and all I gotta say is that this double chin don’t lie….she’s fat, I’m always right, fuck you. Stop masturbating and make something of your life. Loser.

Posted in:Katherine Heigl

2011

30

Nov

Kate Beckinsale’s a Hot Mom in a White Dress of the Day

Part of me hates Kate Beckinsale, because she’s some icon to 30 year old nerds everywhere who sexually harrassed themselves to the point of being sex offenders while watching her in Underworld…but then I look at her and she is just so fantastic looking that it not only amazes me that she is a mom, defying all logic that comes to ripped open vaginas spilling all over the floor, but that she’s not more famous than she is…cuz when I see the ugly shit that Hollywoodland shits out and onto the screen….but at least she’s at events wearing virginal white dresses in pictures….cuz let’s face it, that’s good enough for me….

Posted in:Kate Beckinsale

2011

30

Nov

Pam Anderson is Haggard as Fuck but Trying to Look Vibrant of the Day

Pam Anderson is slowly morphing into what may be a cartoon character, because I guess when you are dying of hepatits that you got being a whore, coupled with only having a career because people jerked off to your big fake tits in a time big fake tits weren’t everywhere, puts a lot of pressuere on a bitch when it comes to attending events…Botox and Facelifts for everyone….but it’s nice to see she hasn’t lost her core….as she licks her PETA stamp….unless this is the equivalent of an old burlesque dancer putting on her tap shoes at the old folks home to show everyone she’s still got it….Either way, who cares, it’s fun to point and laugh at someone who thought she was too good to fuck you at her prime….as she falls the fuck apart…but tries to play it up all cute….something a face that hard can never be..

Posted in:Pam Anderson

2011

30

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I am like a marriage saver. I fuck wive’s miserable in their marriages so that they realize the sex at home isn’t all that bad, never to hear from again, but the nice thing, is that married women are just in it for the fuck, they’re already married and don’t need the bullshit of relationship. So lock up your wives….I’m coming for them…

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Awkward Game Show Moment – VIDEO
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The 50 Sexiest Celebrity Athletes
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Free Cam Show Sexiness to Help You Get the Job Done
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Mike Tyson’s Punch Out Theme Played On 3 iPads By a Person With too Much Time on Their Hands – VIDEO
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Bike Break Faceplant LOL – VIDEO
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Alicia is Full of Secrets
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Doug Hutchinson Quits Movie About Older Man Banging A Teenager, It ‘Concerned’ Him
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Live Sex Shows, You’re Gonna Love It
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Cam Sluts Wears Glasses For All You Nerds – VIDEO
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The 80 Hottest Women of the ’80s
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Posted in:MHD

2011

30

Nov

Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show of the Day

I fucking hate Victoria’s Secret. In fact I am convinced that her secret is the she’s actually a he, who like my first internet girlfriend was using me to make money, by sending me nude pics of some other cunt, that I thought was her cunt, that turned out to be his cunt.

It is a money making machine, likely linked to satan, and as much as I want to like the dumb bitches with small tits who they make look like they have big tits, I can’t stomach their idiotic answers to idiotic questions….I TWEETED THE EXPERIENCE if you want a more in depth look at the informercial it is that I hate….

Or you could just watch it on youtube and masturbate like a 10 year old with no porn access that you probably are….

Part 1

Part 2

Posted in:Victoria's Secret

2011

29

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

I find the most irritating thing about being a drunk is the disconnect that happens when I think of something to post on twitter and forget by the time I log in….

I mean that and everything else that is horrible about about being drunk from being unhealthy, to being unsuccessful, miserable, and abusive…but for the sake of this post….let’s just focus on twitter which is likely the most non relevant, or irritating thing about twitter….

See what happens to me when girls stop emailing me dirty pics…it gets me all confused….I am also annoyed about people acting exciting about the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show even though we’ve already seen the pics….here are the stepLINKS….now click them…

Olivia Munn is Naked for the Elephants
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Virgin Diaries is fucking Ridiculous – VIDEO
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Live Web Cam Sluttiness
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Jessica Alba’s Mom Ass in Baggy Pants
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Natalie Portman Does Gay Men and Postage Stamps
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John Lennon Talking to a Hippie
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This is Far Too Weird for Me – Bacon Video…
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Nikkie Summers Tits Should Be in My Hands Right NOw
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Slutty With Bananas on Twitter
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The 100 Hottest Sideboob Photos of All Time
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Candice Swanepoel Awesome Bikini Booty
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Kunt Kardashian is Blabbing About some Thing or Another With Her Lesbian Sisters
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Amanda Seyfried Has Proper Form
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Free Cam Shows, The Gift that Keeps On Giving
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French Lesbians Get Their Scissor On – VIDEO
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WTF Photo of the Day
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The 100 Hottest Fanbases in College Football
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UK Model Stella Tennant Has A Boob Slip
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Princess Kate, Just Because
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Celebrity Legs: Guess Who?
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Kelly Brooke Brings the Hotness
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April Scott Will Blow Your Mind
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Random Photo Dump of the Day
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Vida Guerra Shows Off Her Cakes And Lets You Know She’s Still Got It
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Ivy Snow is a Tattooed Hottie
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Trina and Heidi Get Their Lesbian On
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Lady Gaga Gets Naked For Us & Tony Bennent…Wait, What?
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Jessi Stripsdown and Stretches
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Italia Kash FHM Photo Shoot
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Slimmed Down Hipster Hottie
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Shauna Sand Still Smoking Crack; Lauren Pope Shines
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Another Random Photo Dump
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How About Some Sienna Miller?
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Escalator Mega Fail – VIDEO
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Gotta Love a Hottie All Covered in Oil
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7 Gifts Not to Get Your Girlfriend For Christmas This Year
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WTF Is With Scarlett Johansson’s Cosmo Cover?
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I DIDN’T HIT MY BALLS – VIDEO
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Fake Doctor Arrested For Using Cement & Fix-A-Flat In Butt Injections
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Anne Hathaway Whoring Out in the Park
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Hilarious Titty Dress on Charlize Theron
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Cool Social Experiment
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Paris Hilton Back To Reclaim Her Fame Using Her Braless Nipples
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I Want To Stick My Tongue Up Amanda Seifried’s Ass
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Golf Fail
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Very Cool Hitchcock Video
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Courtney Cox Gaping Panty Upskirt
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Why Daniel Craig Is My Hero
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Disney Laser Show
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Rihanna Could Do Some Damage With That Tongue…
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Idiots Ruining Their Cars
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Awesome / Inexpensive / Drinking Tool
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Cindy Crawford Ass in a Bikini
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Young & Busty
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The Blowjob THread
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Wet and See Through
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

29

Nov

Candice Swanepoel in Lingerie of the Day

Here are some picture of Candice Swanepoel….In 10 minutes she’ll be walking the runway on the hour long infomercial for Victoria’s Secret…and I shouldn’t complain cuz they pay for bitches to get half naked for us…but I will complain cuz shit is boring and because I already posted all the pictures…so who really fucking cares…oh right….every miserable dude in America with a shitty TV centered life and a fat wife…hoping for some excitement in his horrible life…enjoy…as Victoria’s Secret laughs to the bank…

They don’t pay me for this shit…fuck them….and the immigrant pussy they rode in on…

Now, here’s some photoshopped Swanepoel….cuz she’s hot…even when not photoshopped…

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel

2011

29

Nov

Amanda Seyfried Showing Off Her Ass of the Day

After being tarnished by Lady Gaga’s nude picture for Vanity Fair…I was happy to see my favorite celebrity vagina….one I call the new Lohan…who I would stalk call and hang out with in Hotel rooms while she danced around to her unreleased album in heels and pajama pant like I was reliving my Lohan days…if only I had her number…Amanda Seyfried….is poking her ass out in a way I want to rip those pants off and shove my unprotected pathetic dick inside her with no mercy while singing love songs….I’m romantic like that.

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Posted in:Amanda Seyfried