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2011

29

Nov

Lady Gaga Nude in January Vanity Fair of the Day

If you love Lady Gaga as much as the 4 year old I saw at the hardware store does….you know talking about her….singing her songs to her dad while I was buying rope and duct tape for a totally separate encounter…then you’ll be so happy to know she got Naked in Vanity Fair….but unfortunately for Gaga, anyone who loves her as much as the hardware store 4 year old…..who cares she got naked for Vanity Fair…cuz she’s an artist and is so shocking…she’s so contemporary…she’s so edgy…she’s so different and she’s so interesting….is likely a homo still in high school cuz real fags sniff out her bullshit…as well as you and I do …

Either way here are th pics…with some Gaga fake herm nipple.

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2011

29

Nov

Camille Rowe and Anna Christine Speckhart Model Ass and Titties of the Day

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I don’t know shit about this photographer DAN MARTENSEN or this photoshoot of a couple virtually unknown models, even though I did a post on CAMILLE ROWE TOTALLY NAKED FOR FASHION last week….but I do know that he got two hot chicks, aspiring to be big fashion models, to show some ass and tit in some shoot, not sure when, but that doesn’t matter, cuz we’ve got the pics today and here they are….

Posted in:Camille Rowe

2011

29

Nov

Some Cable TV Nudity of the Day

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I love cable TV not because I own a TV or ever really watch any of these shows…but because there is nudity…and for as long as I can remember….that is something I thought that would make all TV better…from Oprah to the Golden Girls….Roseanne to Grace Underfire….CNN to the Food Network….cuz tits….make life a better one worth living….

Here’s some recent nudity from Boardwalk Empire and Hung….

Kristen Sieh Titties Get Murdered from Boardwalk Empire

Eileen Grubba with some tit and some other bitch named Georgia Hatzis

Posted in:HBOobs

2011

29

Nov

Emmanuelle Chriqui Possible Nipple of The Borgias of the Day

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Here’s a good little Canadian Moroccan Jewish girl making it big in Hollywood by having Sex Scenes in some shit called the Brogias…She’s showing some nipple apparently, but you have to be a serious virgin loser nerd with no sex but a lot of fantasy sex for Emmanuelle Chriqui to get off to this kind of thing…and lucky for you, I’m posting it…

Posted in:Emmanuelle Chriqui

2011

29

Nov

Rose McGowan in Some Tight Clothes of the Day

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Rose McGowan…No matter how old she gets….Will always be a great set of tits I used to love looking at…even if those tits are more menopausal, more fit, and less round and in their 20s….and here she is showing she still cares…in work out gear looking like she’s trying hard….and sometimes effort is everything…..Hot pics for old times…

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2011

29

Nov

RIP Motherfucker – Patrice O’Neal Tribute Post of the Day

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I generally don’t laugh at much. I don’t find anything “LOL” funny. I am either a comedy snob or just a bitter motherfucker who resents more successful people than me…If anything I find comedy annoying scripted shit, always the same joke over and over for idiots to laugh at cuz they feel they have to….

But, I have seen Patrice O’Neal live at the Just For Laughs event in Montreal. He is some funny shit, and now he is no more….His fatness that gave him diabetes, gave him a stroke that he didn’t recover from…and now he is dead…and that’s some sad shit….

Like so many comedians before him, living the grind, he chose burger and fries as his drug of choices, and slowly killed himself….I can relate.

He was a talent that I noticed he was a little flimsy at the Sheen Roast…but we’ve got tons of videos to remember him by….RIP Motherfucker. The Patrice O’Neal Edition…

Posted in:Patrice O'Neal|RIP Motherfucker

2011

29

Nov

stepNEWS of the Day

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This news is just some fucking crazy shit…and if you aren’t watching these clips I post daily….you are a fucking idioted blinded by shitty tit…too horny to function in society…cuz this to me is where the soul of the site lies…this post is my HuffingtonPost/Gawker.com/DailyMail/whatever the fuck other news sites you go to are….

Outbursts during murder arraignments (NSFW)
WARNING – GRAPHIC LANGUAGE: A melee broke out in court Monday during the arraignments for teenagers charged in the shooting death of a Randolph man right outside his own home.

Woman Arrested For Christmas Ornament Stabbing
A woman in Connecticut

200 lb. 8-Year-Old Removed From Family
A 200-pound 8-year-old was removed from his home because his morbid obesity jeopardized his life.

School Janitor Arrested For Affair With Student
A 13-year-old girl and a Colorado school janitor were found in a parked car together when local authors unravelled their affair and the janitor was arrested

Bernie Fine Scandal: Wife Admits Concerns In Phone Conversation
2002 phone conversation between former Syracuse ballboy Bobby Davis and wife of former Syracuase assistant basketball coach Bernie Fine, Laurie Fine.

Ex-NFL Star Lawrence Taylor Sex Trafficking Suit
Former New York Giants superstar Lawrence Taylor was slammed Monday with a federal sex trafficking lawsuit filed by the girl who was forced to prostitute herself to the NFL Hall of Famer in an upstate New York motel room last year.

Brazen Michigan Bank Robbery Caught on Video
There was a brazen bank robbery Wednesday in Farmington Hills. The bandits busted in and fired a shot before getting away.

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2011

29

Nov

Charlize Theron Old Lady Titty Dress of the Day

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Sometimes it is better to look a a celebrity bitch from South Africa with a natural instinct to kill her husband like her mother who murdered her father and a high risk of being HIV positive…in her playboy pics from 1997…which might as well be 1887 cuz it’s so fucking history….

So no matter how hot she may be or how elegant the aging process has been for her….she was better before this picture was taken at some bullshit event….

If you know what I mean.

Posted in:Charlize Theron

2011

29

Nov

Courtney Cox Panty Flash of the DAy

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Sometimes, even when a bitch is better off retiring….fading into obscurity with her circus clown husband, because even though she tries to be fit, and still has sloppy inner thighs, cuz that’s what happesn to old bitches, I can appreciate her showing off her panty upskirt like she was an up and coming star trying to get noticed, or more likely, an old washed up star who doesn’t give a fuck anymore…

Posted in:Courtney Cox

2011

29

Nov

Phat Ass White Girl Fetish Videos on Youtube of the Day

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There’s aset of videos called PAWG that I assume are Fat Ass White girls….and I figured that dudes jerk off to the shit…so it is in line with my Youtube being a fetish site….

I wonder what the demographic of this fetish is….

A Fat White Girl and her Fat Ass….