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2011

09

Dec

Some Pussy at Some Unicef Bullshit of the Day

Christmas is the season of giving and in the spirit if giving Unicef threw an event and invited all these low levels to come show off their titties for some moderate attention becuase really any attention is good….

They are so charitable and caring that I am sure every single one of them was like “Look and me, I’m at an event for a good cause, I’m not a vapid cunt, and look at my tits, maybe the paparazzi and magazines will talk about how good I look because that’s what I live for”……Selfish acts of fucking kindness…That’s what makes the world go round….I just watched two bums outside the richest neighborhood begging for change and not one bmw, mercedes, bentley driving motherfucker gave homie a dollar…probably cuz he didn’t offer a tax receipt…Greedy pigs…

Here are the charitable cunts…

Brooklyn Decker Still Looking Downs Syndrome…only a lot more pregnant…like when the Downs Syndrome girl runs away, hits a bar, and gets knocked up by someone no one every finds out who….cuz Homie never wants to admit he banged a retard runaway…

Nicole Richie Hard Nipple on Some Probably Fake Titty….

Kristen Bell Slut

Diane Kruger Titty,,,

Rose McGowan Titty Cleavage…..

Posted in:Charity Events

2011

09

Dec

Helena Boner-Carter See Through of the Day

These are some really sexy pics of Helena Bonham-Carter showing her gothic, witch, intense, haggard, possibly high and amazing small tits in a black bra and see through shirt, and as erotic as these pictures are…I still think this bitch is genius…I wish she did more porn…cuz sometimes you don’t have to be hotness to make me want to stick my dick between your A-Cup Tim Burton Owned titties….Sometimes you just have to be rich and famous. I’m so superficial.

Posted in:Helena Bonham Carter

2011

09

Dec

Kelly Rowland’s Friend in a See Thru of the Day

I don’t give a fuck about Kelly Rowland and her shitty fake tits…or the fact that Beyonce ruined her career for a solo career and I don’t care to figure out who her lesbian lover in the see through top is…and I sure as hell have no fucking idea why I’m even posting the shit…but for some reason I just can’t stop myself…I guess the day can’t all be about the Lindsay Lohan Playboy Pics

Posted in:Kelly Rowland

2011

09

Dec

Charlize Theron in a Tight Red Dress of the Day

Long before Lindsay Lohan Did Playboy Pics ….Charlize Theron did Playboy pics….but she was just a model from South Africa whose mom killed her dad and who probably already showed titty for fashion…who had a mission to get into Hollywood…and that worked…and not some crackwhore on the tailend of her career trying to hold on as hard as she can at 25….but I guess it worked for Theron and Lohan’s strategy may work for her, but the truth is that I think the winner in all this is you and me…cuz we get to look at the pics…they enhance our shit life…

I guess Charlize Theron is promoting a movie…slutting it up with titty and red latex looking tight outfits…tapping into her slutty roots….cuz it got her attention before and it may do it again….

Here’s her titty….in a dress…..

Posted in:Charlize Theron

2011

09

Dec

Jennifer Garner Drunk Pregnancy of the Day

There is nothing I love more than watching mother’s smoke and drink while pregnant…Sure it’s not classy and maybe it’s irresponsible…you know cuz with all that modern science shit that tells us it is gonna make our babies retard addicts and whatever propaganda they spew….but I say those who listen to modern science and those who try to be responsible and by the book are fucking boring…so take Jennifer Garner’s lead and drink a little….it won’t hurt you….it just may hurt your baby…but who cares about that…let’s have some fun….Alcoholics unite….

Posted in:Jennifer Garner

2011

09

Dec

Lindsay Lohan’s Amazing Breasts All Naked in Her Playboy Shoot of the Day


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So Lohan did do Playboy naked…she just didn’t show pussy, but she did look amazing as she recreated her icon Marilyn Monroe in some vintage inspired shit…Her tits, as always are the best implants ever and I regret not sucking them that night I had a chance…but instead just watched her dance in heels and pajama pants to her unreleased album….

I love Lohan…So this made my fucking day….although horrible as always…just a little bteer

I don’t fuck with posting Playboy Pics…Cuz Playboy are pretty emotional and have a lot more money and better Lawyers than me….leaving them in a position to ruin me for using their copyrighted shit…but that doesn’t mean I can’t link to their copyrighted shit…

So Here is Lohan….Amazing, Naked, Tits…in playboy
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Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2011

09

Dec

She’s the Wetest in the Building Porn on YouTube of the Day

There’s a ridiculous bad rap video going around and I have no choice but to post it…partially because I love bad rap….It was always a dream of mine to make bad rap videos and be a bad rap group….making of mockery of rap…..a dream I will never live out because I’m not actually that interested in it unless I am drunk…..the real reason I’m posting it is cuz there’s porn on tv in the background of this video…which may be a new youtube fetish I never thought of….that I call background porn….

Posted in:stepLIST

2011

09

Dec

stepNEWS of the Day

Here’s the best news compilation on the entire internet according to me…

Man Passes On Nude Photo of Teen Girl To “Teach Her A Lesson”
He wanted to teach his girlfriend’s daughter a lesson after discovering the teen had naked pictures of herself on her cell phone — and sheriff’s deputies say he forwarded that naked picture to all her contacts.

Cop Takes Wild Ride On Car Hood In China
A Chinese police officer tried to stop an illegal taxi cab, but the driver didn’t plan on stopping, reaching speeds approaching 100 mph.

Does LCB Ad Blame Women For Rape?
A new responsible-drinking campaign from Pennsylvania’s Liquor Control Board is sparking outrage after ad imagery links drinking to the date rape of women.

NYC Teacher Accused of Loansharking
Authorities on Long Island have charged a New York City schoolteacher with loansharking. Sean Harris, 36, of East Meadow, who moonlights as a professional bodybuilder, is a gym teacher at I.S. 141 in Astoria, Queens.

Video: Squirrel pulls school fire alarm
When a false fire alarm went off in a Manatee County school last year, officials thought a student may have been responsible. But when they reviewed security cameras, the staff found that a squirrel was the culprit.

Florida AG Bondi Pranks Daily Show Reporter
Asif Mandvi, reporter for the “Daily Show,� tried to prank Florida Attorney General Pam Bondi, asking for a sample of her urine. She immediately forked it over, though it was only apple juice.

Posted in:stepNEWS

2011

09

Dec

The Making of the Pirelli 2012 Calendar of the Day

IF you always wanted to know what goes on in the mind of a photographer who shoots the nude models of the Pirelli Calendar….because it makes your jerking off to it feel like intellectual, academic, cultured experience, because you can get what the people in the photos were thinking, why they did things, the process, the experience…this is for you….and if that’s your thing…all that background research for your naked model masturbation….you’re weird…but you already knew that….

Posted in:Pirelli 2012

2011

09

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

It is 1 pm where I am…so posting the morning hangover dump while hung over hence why I am doing it at 1 pm is hilarious to me…cuz it’s not morning at all..I wonder how bad this is going to get…..Sore liver, festive as shit, so festive I decorated my toilet with black loose stool…hey man…it’s called the hangover dump…what the hell did you think this post was about..

Here are som links…while I regroup…

Let’s Start Friday With Some Rally Car Compilations – VIDEO
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The 40 Most Buzz-Worthy NFL Cheerleaders of 2011
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Free Cams That Will Drive You Wild
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Dune Buggy Jumps a Spectator, Whoa – VIDEO
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Twitpic Theatre – A Playmate’s Life
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Maya Michelle is Fine By Me
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Let’s See What Bullsh*t Kris Jenner Said Now
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Live Sex Shows, Make the Most of Them
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Blonde Girl is Self Fisting
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A Bunch of Sluts in Fur Coats
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Posted in:MHD