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2011

09

Dec

Courtney Stodden isn’t 17 in a Red Bikini of the Day

Courtney Stodden is a joke I have a very hard time accepting into my daily routine of blog posting…even if I have nothing better to do…even if she represents everything that matters in Hollywood….you know creating a lie that you are 16 with natural tits when really you’re 30 and implanted….and people actually buying into it…more importantly…while getting half naked, in bikini, working with the paparazzi, hustling her trashy shit because the attention is better than that of her stripping years….but the more she exposes herself…the more willing I get…so here she is in a red bikini even though the Lindsay Lohan Playboy Pics are what mattered today…

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2011

09

Dec

Pippa’s Ass in Jeans of the Day

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I can’t believe I am still watching this Pippa Middleton bitch waiting for her to crack and shit on her whole family with a sex tape or somethin equally amazing that stems from a deep hatred for her sister and her marrying a fucking prince….only for the world to make a big deal about her…even though she’s nothing special…you know in a kind of proving herself strategy that gives the public can jerk off to….but she’s got an ass in jeans and that’s gotta count for something…

What really matters is that they all give in eventually, 10 years ago you wouldn’t have though Lindsay Lohan Playboy Pics would exist…but today they do….

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2011

09

Dec

Holly Peers Twitter Lingerie of the Day

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I don’t see why anyone would bother noticing when a Glamor Model, which is code for tacky, trashy, stripper looking bitch…posts a picture of her in a thong on twitter…but more importantly I don’t know why I’m posting a picture she posted on her twitter…when bitch has endless topless pics out there….making this fully clothed shit seriously fucking dulll….

That’s why I’m posting these titty pics….

Did I mention the Lindsay Lohan Playboy Pics are out? That’s what actually matters…

Posted in:Holly Peers

2011

09

Dec

Kate Upton Talking Shit for GQ of the Day

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Bikini Models shouldn’t ever ever talk about anything in video….or even in person…even when wearing a bikini because they always sound fucking retarded no matter how hard they try….

I mean Kate Upton is a chubby little priviledged kid who made her big titties matter before getting fat…she’s got no education and she’s got nothing interesting or relevant to say…and that’s why this should be her in a bikini and not her Whinning about how hard work is….or about her working out…cuz as funny as idiot models are…it is almost humiliating…and a distraction from what is important and what makes them the money and that’s her fucking tittties….shitheads…

Did I mention the Lindsay Lohan Playboy Pics are out? That’s what actually matters…

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2011

09

Dec

Some Pussy at Some Unicef Bullshit of the Day

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Christmas is the season of giving and in the spirit if giving Unicef threw an event and invited all these low levels to come show off their titties for some moderate attention becuase really any attention is good….

They are so charitable and caring that I am sure every single one of them was like “Look and me, I’m at an event for a good cause, I’m not a vapid cunt, and look at my tits, maybe the paparazzi and magazines will talk about how good I look because that’s what I live for”……Selfish acts of fucking kindness…That’s what makes the world go round….I just watched two bums outside the richest neighborhood begging for change and not one bmw, mercedes, bentley driving motherfucker gave homie a dollar…probably cuz he didn’t offer a tax receipt…Greedy pigs…

Here are the charitable cunts…

Brooklyn Decker Still Looking Downs Syndrome…only a lot more pregnant…like when the Downs Syndrome girl runs away, hits a bar, and gets knocked up by someone no one every finds out who….cuz Homie never wants to admit he banged a retard runaway…

Nicole Richie Hard Nipple on Some Probably Fake Titty….

Kristen Bell Slut

Diane Kruger Titty,,,

Rose McGowan Titty Cleavage…..

Posted in:Charity Events

2011

09

Dec

Helena Boner-Carter See Through of the Day

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These are some really sexy pics of Helena Bonham-Carter showing her gothic, witch, intense, haggard, possibly high and amazing small tits in a black bra and see through shirt, and as erotic as these pictures are…I still think this bitch is genius…I wish she did more porn…cuz sometimes you don’t have to be hotness to make me want to stick my dick between your A-Cup Tim Burton Owned titties….Sometimes you just have to be rich and famous. I’m so superficial.

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2011

09

Dec

Kelly Rowland’s Friend in a See Thru of the Day

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I don’t give a fuck about Kelly Rowland and her shitty fake tits…or the fact that Beyonce ruined her career for a solo career and I don’t care to figure out who her lesbian lover in the see through top is…and I sure as hell have no fucking idea why I’m even posting the shit…but for some reason I just can’t stop myself…I guess the day can’t all be about the Lindsay Lohan Playboy Pics

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2011

09

Dec

Charlize Theron in a Tight Red Dress of the Day

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Long before Lindsay Lohan Did Playboy Pics ….Charlize Theron did Playboy pics….but she was just a model from South Africa whose mom killed her dad and who probably already showed titty for fashion…who had a mission to get into Hollywood…and that worked…and not some crackwhore on the tailend of her career trying to hold on as hard as she can at 25….but I guess it worked for Theron and Lohan’s strategy may work for her, but the truth is that I think the winner in all this is you and me…cuz we get to look at the pics…they enhance our shit life…

I guess Charlize Theron is promoting a movie…slutting it up with titty and red latex looking tight outfits…tapping into her slutty roots….cuz it got her attention before and it may do it again….

Here’s her titty….in a dress…..

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2011

09

Dec

Jennifer Garner Drunk Pregnancy of the Day

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There is nothing I love more than watching mother’s smoke and drink while pregnant…Sure it’s not classy and maybe it’s irresponsible…you know cuz with all that modern science shit that tells us it is gonna make our babies retard addicts and whatever propaganda they spew….but I say those who listen to modern science and those who try to be responsible and by the book are fucking boring…so take Jennifer Garner’s lead and drink a little….it won’t hurt you….it just may hurt your baby…but who cares about that…let’s have some fun….Alcoholics unite….

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2011

09

Dec

Lindsay Lohan’s Amazing Breasts All Naked in Her Playboy Shoot of the Day

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So Lohan did do Playboy naked…she just didn’t show pussy, but she did look amazing as she recreated her icon Marilyn Monroe in some vintage inspired shit…Her tits, as always are the best implants ever and I regret not sucking them that night I had a chance…but instead just watched her dance in heels and pajama pants to her unreleased album….

I love Lohan…So this made my fucking day….although horrible as always…just a little bteer

I don’t fuck with posting Playboy Pics…Cuz Playboy are pretty emotional and have a lot more money and better Lawyers than me….leaving them in a position to ruin me for using their copyrighted shit…but that doesn’t mean I can’t link to their copyrighted shit…

So Here is Lohan….Amazing, Naked, Tits…in playboy
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Posted in:Lindsay Lohan