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2011

14

Nov

Hot Old School Models In Underwear for Duran Duran’s New Video of the Day

Girl Panic is some new Duran Duran song..sure, I don’t give a fuck about Duran Duran or their new song…they are old, tired and borin….but they cast a set of models to be in the shit…who happen to be old, tired and boring models but models willing to get half naked regardless of age….cuz models are easy like that…all they really need is a dude with some celebrity or huge money offering to pay them to participate…especially now that the work they get is few and far between…

…So old Naomi Campbell, Helena Christensen, Eva Herzigova and Cindy Crawford got half naked for the shit and I watched…and you can to….

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Posted in:Cindy Crawford|Eva Herzigova|Helena Christensen|Naomi Campbell

2011

14

Nov

stepNEWS of the Day

Here’s some news…because sometimes I need to make myself feel better about posting about celeb cunt all day….waste of time…kinda like marriage….but the internet website version….

Mom Gets 5 Yrs Probation for Sexting
A Katy, Texas mom will spend the next five years on probation for sending nude photos to an underage boy.

Brawl at Michigan Chuck E. Cheese’s
“I saw my grandma go in the ambiance.”

Man Attacked With Pumpkin, Left Injured
A Pittsburgh area man was hit in the head with a 10 lb. pumpkin, probably thrown at him by someone in a passing car.

34-Year-Old Woman Arrested For Sex With 17-Year-Old Boy
A 34-Year-Old woman was arrested after a domestic dispute with her 17-year-old boyfriend after police found bite marks on the boy.

Parents Upset Porn Star Reading To Kids
California parents are upset that former porn star Sasha Gray participated in the Read Across America program at their children’s school.

Larry King: “I Don’t Miss The Kardashians”
Former CNN talk-show host Larry King says there are days he misses his show and covering big news stories, but the Kardashian sisters isn’t one of them.

Dog Eats $1,000, Owner Only Gets $900 Back

CO Woman Bites Two People On The Neck At Convenience Store
An intoxicated Colorado woman groped and bit a customer and a clerk at a Colorado convenience store.

‘Beer Bandit’ Sought in Georgia
Police say a man traded buckshot for beer when he blasted his way into a convenience store and made off with a couple of 12 packs.

Oregon Cop Slams Into House During High Speed Chase
http://www.redlasso.com/featured/oregon-cop-slams-into-house-during-high-speed-chase/

Posted in:stepNEWS

2011

14

Nov

Courtney Love Tits Flashed in Brazilian Concert of the Day

I do not know how long youtube is gonna keep these courtney love titty flash videos on Youtube….from a concert in Brazil the other day….but I have a feeling it will not be long….see cuz youtube prefers if you jerk off to sketchy weird non-nude shit than things than crackhead rockstars rumored to have killed her husband for her own crackhead fame tits…that you have seen in any move roll she has had…..which is some weird shit in its own right…..but that nipple makes it offensive…even though we all know far more makes it actually offensive…..

Posted in:Courtney Love

2011

14

Nov

Victoria Justice Twitter Bikini Pics of the Day

I think the success of facebook and twitter is directly related to the number of vacation pics bitches in your network post…I know I go straight for the vacation pics of bitches I know, and I assume you do too….cuz girls half naked is fun to look at, especially when years ago, you had to be actual friends with the girls to see the shit, and now it is available to the world….

I love that girls are compelled to share the shit with us, that they know we’re looking, and that they pretend is just them sharing memories, cuz fat girls don’t post their bikini pics, disproving that lie girls who want you jerking off to them try to pull….

I love that celebs are taking pics of themsleves in bikinis, for the smae reason, but also cuz I get to post them without worrying about paparazzi sending me 10,000 dollar invoices, which is what the fuckers do…I’ve been threatened to be sued a lot…

Not to mention, self shot pics are far better than badly shot, immigrant, untrained paparazzi staged shitty photography any day….

So today’s twitter bikini is Victoria Justice, all young, tight, cute and small round breasted….Amazing.

Posted in:Victoria Justice

2011

14

Nov

Put an End to Kim Kardashian and That is Amazing of the Day

I got this email…that I loved….because I’ve always argued that as a people, we can put an end to any celebrity, we just have to collectively turn our back to them, like Lady Gaga, or Katy Perry or the other trash I hate, we just just to stop paying attention…it is easy…and the worst fucking human of them all is Kim Kardashian, a gutter pornstar who pretended she wasn’t a pornstar, but was given a TV show, started out rich, became far richer, all for nothing…..

So this is some exciting stuff….Read this email…

Dear Sir,

In a grass roots effort, we have collected over 3600 signatures for a petition asking E! Entertainment to remove the Kardashian suite of shows from their programming. We feel that these shows are mostly staged and place an emphasis on vanity, greed, promiscuity, vulgarity and over-the-top conspicuous consumption. While some may have begun watching the spectacle as mindless entertainment or as a sort of “reality satire,� it is a sad truth that many young people are looking up to this family and are modeling their appearance and behavior after them. (I’ll remind you here that the Kardashian family fame largely started with a “leaked� sex tape.) There is no particular religious or political platform behind our disgust; we are just finally fed up.


The petition can be found
HERE So Sign It

Amazing…let’s get 100,000 votes on this shit….Put an end to this fucking garbage piece of shit media whore….cunt….I think I’m gonna start making petitions for everything….

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2011

14

Nov

Some Miley Cyrus Push Up Bra – Implant Looking Titty of the DAy

These are some shitty pics of Miley Cyrus in a push up bra that make her tits look like implants…but for some reason I felt compelled to save and upload these pictures of Miley and I’m sticting to my instinct….sure she’s 18, no one cares about her anymore, she’s not naked, but she should be, she hasn’t released a sex tape, she’s getting fat, she’s all boring and in a long term relationship, and just living off her money…not giving the public shit, and above all she’s not all that hot…but dude it’s a push up bra that makes her tits look like implants, which is awesome in pictures, and annoying when you bring the bitch home after partying, only to find the tits you’ve been staring at all night are a fucking a-cup…false marketing….here are the shitty pics.

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2011

14

Nov

Some Chick Named Adrienne Bailon Showing Off Tit of the Day

The nice thing about this Adrienne Bailon chick is that she’s on a quest to be famous and she’s doing it the way I like to see a bitch try to get famous…by being a slut….

Back in 2008, I posted THESE PICTURES OF HER HOT ASS and three years later, she’s finally making it on the paparazzi sites…which just goes to show you if you are persistent, even after your nude pics don’t work, good things will fucking happen….

So here she is showing off tit, in a see through shirt that should have a little more nipple slipping and a lot less strategy non see through fabics, to really solidify her quest for fame, like her a href=”http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/2008/11/10/adrienne-bailon-is-some-disney-chick-naked-of-the-day” target=”_blank”> leaked pics dis so many years ago , but I guess it’s a start…mainly cuz we know there’s a willingness….

Thank you Disney for breeding yet another little slut…..your lessons you teach the bitches at a young age brings very good things to us…

Posted in:Adrienne Bailon

2011

14

Nov

Amanda Seyfred Does the Pool of the Day

I have a thing for Amanda Seyfried…even when she’s making stupid faces,is unshowered, dress like a bummy homeless chick, I’m sold on her….because I like her hustle, mainly since she gets naked in movies and doesn’t buy into he whole bullshit celebrity shit, keeping her lowkey and mysterious, a whore with standards, like the high class escort who only fucks the guy with huge money, and lets us losers watch, but will never acknowledge our presence, cuz that would mean she’s coming down to our level and I just love the hard to get ones, even if every girl is hard to get when you’re me…except the obese ones….who I end up marrying cuz they promise free room and board….

That said, she’s wearing a bikini, showing some back, hiding her hot tits, but still just as erotic as if she was spread eagled and diddling…but that’s just the love speaking.


TO SEE HER TITS IN HER BIKINI FROM A BETTER ANGLE

Posted in:Amanda Seyfried

2011

14

Nov

Maria Menounos Hot Greek in a Red Dress of the Day

I didn’t know the Pussycat Dolls still existed. I just assumed that was some one hit wonder, cheesy stripper gone mainstream shit, that was only erotic because it involved half named women, but that was hardly erotic cuz those half naked women never got naked, which totally goes against everything, you know against the natural process of professional dancers who move to LA….and giving stripper bitches legit work so they don’t have to strip pisses me off….it takes away from nudity that’s supposed to be….

What it comes down to is that Maria Menounos outshines these twats, but I’m far happier when Maria Menounos Flashes Her Pussy Accidentally on the Beach …..but this is a good enough taste for me….cuz I know as a greek…the options of what hole to fuck are endless.


TO SEE THE PUSSY CAT DOLL LINGERIE PICS
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Posted in:Maria Menounos

2011

14

Nov

Bree Olson’s One of the Dirtiest Pornstars Classes Up of the Day

So Bree Olson was hosting some bullshit event….and she wasn’t dressed like a gutter pig who shops at the sex shop….you know who takes her porn persona to the red carpet of shitty vegas events…where she sluts out while loser dudes take pics of her….

I guess fucking Charlie Sheen, turned her hollywood, cuz seeing her in this skirt, makes me think she’s more of a secretary that a bitch who has dirty fucking sex, head shoved in a toilet while getting fucked up the ass….

I first met Bree Olson her first year in porn, she was up for best anal scene and best new starlet…I think she won both….I wished her luck and she feared we jinxed her…the whole thing was odd….but not as odd as the following year when I met her in her HOTEL ROOM TAKING A SHIT ….a friendship that led me to watching her strip…then being ignored by her….

But I will always have her porn scenes like in Scooby Doo Fetish Videos …..or her more Hardcore Shit….

Cuz no mater how Hollywood she tries to be, she’s still a gutter hooker from middle america, who disrepects herself for you to jerk off to her, to me….

Posted in:Bree Olson