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2011

15

Nov

Leighton Meester Wedding Fetish of the Day

I wonder if Leighton Meester likes being in wedding fetish videos today than her foot fetish videos that got her started in this acting career….cuz you know at least one person is getting off to her in this wedding dress, like at least one person got off to her in her bootleg underground foot fetish videos when she was trying to make ends meet in New York, as a daughter of a criminal just trying to get ahead…and you also know at least one person is getting off to the fact that her getting married on Gossip Girl means the end of Gossip girl…Leaving Blake Lively out of work and forced to fuck famous dudes for room and board…oh right she already is….but this isn’t about Blake Lively, who always rains on Leighton Meeter’s parade…It’s about Leighton Meester and the wedding dress, cuz some guys get off to married or engaged girls, maybe cuz it means no commitment for them, maybe cuz they like the challenge, maybe cuz they hate the institution of marriage and want to prove a point that all girls are sluts, even with a ring on it, despite the life lessons Beyonce has taught us….and while you ponder that…here are the Leighton pics…

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2011

15

Nov

Jojo’s Tits for Twitter of the Day

Rememeber when Jojo was this hip hop thuggy popstar at 16 who everyone wanted to fuck because she was 16 and America is weird about 16 year olds like that, since they aren’t allowed to fuck them by law, making her some forbidden fruit that was forgotten her 18th birthday, forcing her to date black dudes, get fat, only to come back now, like she wasn’t damaged goods, begging for your affection for a new album by posting her pretty shitty tits to twitter….and I think her strategy may be working….cuz here I am talking about her…when I was the few who never cared for her cuz I was too busy fucking hotter 16 year olds up in canada…cuz we’re allowed to do that.

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2011

15

Nov

Heidi Klum Old Model Legs of the Day

This is for my readers who are still in the early 1900s when knees were fucking porno, cuz a bitch was forced to wear dresses to her ankles by law….or maybe it’d be more realistic if I said this is for my muslim readers, cuz a bitch is forced to wear dresses to her ankles or she gets stoned to death by her village….I assume any orthodox religion is equally uptight, where seeing knees is fucking crazy shit that makes a motherfucker go nuts and rape a bitch in repressed sexual angst…but unfortunately for me, I’m far too desensitized and unless she’s spreading her pussy and sticking wine bottles in it, I’m hardly interested…

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2011

15

Nov

Ginger Spice Old and Slutty and Tight and Busty in Red of the Day

Ginger Spice is some old, washed up stripper who made it…I mean before the Spice Girls she was getting naked for money, during the Spice Girls she was exploiting her tits for money, allowing us to jerk off to her music videos, cuz this was a time before internet was readily available, and after getting kicked out of the Spice Girls she had all the money she needed, got fit, and even after babies, and aging, and all things that ruined the other Spice Girls, managed to keep her looking pretty sharp….This is some real life milf shit….all tight dressed, tight bodied, busty and amazing…like a Pilates class in the rich part of town midday when the husbands are at work and the kids at school and the moms are out to get noticed, botoxed face and platinum credit card, and a pussy willing to fuck cuz they sold themselves short in their youth for money and the good life….if you know what I mean…

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2011

15

Nov

Megan Fox Tight Pants of the Day


Here are some pictures of Megan Fox in some tight pants that I am only posting because I thought I could see vagina definition but didn’t see any vagina definition, you know seeing her pussy lip stick out like a tongue instead of her tongue sticking out like a tongue, leaving me all alone, scared, confused, and forced to remember that she keeps her vagina sacred, for a dude who played David on 90210 in the early 90s, and who has since done nothing, giving all the other losers out there hope, that one day they too may get some cunty, insecure, hot, but never naked celebrity bitch with no talent, who was replaced by a model cuz that’s how good she is at her craft, provided they have a couple million dollars….

Here are the tight pant pictures….

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2011

15

Nov

Lucy Pinder And Rhian Sugden Naked in A Tub

My friend went off on me at the stripclub the other night….They say that there is a real problem with obesity in schools, that 9 year olds need to get tested for cholestorol and high blood pressure, and all that shit, and that there’s only one or two skinny and active kids per class….in some global epidemic that apparently also affects stripclubs, cuz every stripper was fat, disgusting, except for one, who clearly had a meth problem….proving that stripclubs really are a microcosim of our society…

Either way, he get mad I don’t write about these UK bitches who have the greatest real tits, like Lucy Pinder…the glamor models, busty for no real reason other than living next to some factory in their working class town…

So here she is in the bath with Rhian Sugden, another glamor model….and she posted it to twitter cuz she wanted you to see…but I’m far mor einto her WHEN SHE’S STAGING TOPLESS PICS But the girls in the bath together fetish put up to twitter cuz they want us to see it….kinda works too.

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2011

15

Nov

Top Wet Heels Fetish Videos on Youtube of the Day

I don’t know if youtube is weird…or if the people who use youtube are weird…I just know there is a huge underbelly of youtube watching little girls dancing, and other random, obscure and probably illegal fetishes, while videos of bitches naked, even though naked bitches is a normal occurrance that happens to normal women every fucking day….while guys making them shower in heels as they jerk off…is a little more twisted….but for some reason I can’t find naked girls on youtube…but I can sure find wet heels fetish videos….That’s Fucking weird.

Some Heels in the TUb…..Totally normal to be turned on to this…

Wet in Heels in the Shower…

Wet Pink Heels

Some Fuck Me Boots with Heels in the Shower

Bahing her High Heels….The Slideshow

Bathing the Red Heels – He Movie

Heels Without a the Person Attached to them…We call this – Pure Heels

I think this one is my favorite….

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2011

15

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

My friend who has actually done some amazing designs for some DrunkenStepfather T-Shirts…..Illustrator Peter O’Toole partnered up with my other friends at WOLF & HARRISON to produce this amazing shirt where all proceeds go to Movember , a global moustache growing movement to fight prostate cancers….

As someone with a very intimate relationship with my prostate, because he is the source of my orgasms, and my orgasms although fewer and far between these days, which ties back into my prostate, are the only joy I feel….and as chronic masturbating weirdos I know you are….I figure you should buy one of these shirts, cuz not only are they awesome, but because you need your prostate more than it needs you..

Save a prostate…. buy a shirt….

Here’s the morning dump… Do your Part

100 Grand Radio Prank
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Lingerie Football League: The 40 Hottest Players Ever
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Free Cam Shows Make Tuesday a Little More Sexy
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Rosa Acosta and Vicky Vette Bring the Hotness Together
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Stuck in the Hedges After a Touchdown!
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Jayden Cole is Just Plain Sexy
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The TSA Really Wanted to Touch JWoww’s Tits
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The Best Live Web Cam Sluts on the Net
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Ski Ball Slap
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the Weirdest O Face You Will Ever See
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Gallery: We Love Girls In Denim Jackets
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And Today in Japanese Awesomeness – VIDEO
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2011

14

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

Drinking alone is better company that having friends…cuz if you drink enough….you realize…the booze is all the friend you need…except when you try to have sex with it….especially when you have no blinds…it just gets humiliating….You’ve read enough friend.

Here are the stepLINKS….

Crazy Asian….
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Tara Reid Hot Titty See Through
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Kathy Griffin Hand Bra – is Offensive
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Coco’s RIdiculous Tits….
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Kendall Jenner’s The Jailbait of the Day
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Funny Radio Prank
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Jay Z is Supporting Occupy Wall Street By Making Lots of Money Off of It
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Live Web Cam Slut Hotness
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Boomerang Trick Shot Insanity – VIDEO
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Heather Jo is a Barbie Doll Blonde
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Girl on Girl: Maryann Murray and Jessica Vaugn
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A History of Famous Women Who’ve Imitated Marilyn Monroe
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Jessica-Jane Clement Give Me Sexy Eyes
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Peta Todd Does Zoo
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Free Cams, For Your Pleasure
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Lesbian Sex Can Be Pretty Painful – VIDEO
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10 Atheletees Who Date the Hottest Chicks
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UK X Factor Judge Tulisa Contostavlos Panty Upskirt
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Katie Holmes is Looking Sexy Lately
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When Is Katy Perry Going to Disappear? – VIDEO
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Megan Fox’s New Armani Ads
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Sophie Monk, Cause It’s Been Awhile
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Charlize Theron is Totally Bangable
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Michigan Jail Fight – VIDEO
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Sick And Disturbing Jerry Sandusky Interview Surfaces “I’m A Frustrated Playground Director!� [Video]
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Lesbian Pool Side Fun
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Kelly Cuoco & The Sexy Nerd Girl Effect
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Beautiful Girls Grinde Their Pussies Together
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Adriana Lima Hotness
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Hipster Hottie in Crazy Pants
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Irina Shayk Hotness
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Web Cam Teen With Super Sexy Tits
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Strip Paper Rock Scissors
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Jennifer is a Girl Next Door Type
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WTF Video of the Day
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Maria Menounos Becomes A Pussycat Doll
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The Kardashian’s Are Fucking Cry Babies
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A Little Selena Gomez Cleavage Anyone?
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Equestrian Lil Kim Mash-Up
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TSA Likes to Grab J.Woww Tit
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Michelle Williams Boring Cleavage
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Dakota and Elle Fanning Sister Erotica
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Sophie Monk Fat Pussy Upskirt
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Insane Vacation Home….
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Emma Stone Boring
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Maria Menounos Half Naked Pussy Cat
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Stuck in the Hedges Football Play
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Miley Cyrus Pushing Up Her Tits In Black Lace Bra
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Tigger’s Dancing a Fool
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Tulisa Contostavlos Upskirt Panty Flash
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More Amanda Seyfried Bikini Tit Shots
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Estella Warren Running on the Beach
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Giada De Laurentiis In a Bikini in Barbados on Today Show
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Jennifer Nicole Lee Rollerblades in Tiny Bikini Bottoms
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Brooke Burns in a Bikini
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Maria Menounos Pussy Cat Doll Performance…
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2011

14

Nov

Sophie Monk Vagina Flash of the Day


Australian trash Sopie Monk is known by 1% of internet users because of two things…none being her low level topless acting career, or even her attempt at getting naked in movies in order to be famous in America….

Sophie Monk is known because she has Paris Hilton’s herpes, the designer rich girl kind, cuz her fiance cheated on her with Paris Hilton, and to dig that dagger deeper and to make that wound worse, he left her for Paris Hilton….to fend for her Australian trash self who thinks she’s talent..

She’s also known for having a big vagina lips with th capactity to get even the thickest fabric jacked in the shit….and here she is intentionally showing it off with a panty flash….and that’s a smart move for such a dumb looking cunt….

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