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Ozempic Katy Perry Finds the Only Audience Who Likes Her of the Day
Ozempic Katy Perry Finds the Only Audience Who Likes Her of the Day
Rita Ora in a Bikini of the Day
Rita Ora in a Bikini of the Day
Jenna Ortega’s Ceiling Eyes Beetlejuice Promo Erotica of the Day
Jenna Ortega’s Ceiling Eyes Beetlejuice Promo Erotica of the Day
Dua Lipa in a Bikini with Balloons of the Day
Dua Lipa in a Bikini with Balloons of the Day
Julianne Hough is a Mormon Gone Wild in a Tight Dress of the Day
Julianne Hough is a Mormon Gone Wild in a Tight Dress of the Day

2011

15

Nov

Cintia Dicker For GQ Brasil With Nipples of the DAy

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When I had the chance to fuck a redhead, I was in high school, and was disgusted by redheads…The thought of their orange pussy hair on their bright pink pussy lips, all pale skinned and socially awkward weirdness, actually made me gag, when I got the weird redheaded girl to show me her cunt as a joke, before mocking her to the whole school, leading to her committing society the summer after graduation, that I feel wasn’t caused by me, but the torment of everyone else….bullying really represents survival of the fittest doesn’t it….

That said, a decade ago, or so, I realized that I fucking loved red head pussy, but I was married, and I guess God was spiting me for the evil I displayed on a red head I had a chance with, leading to every single redhead I ever meet rejecting me…

But luckily I can jerk off to these Cintia Dicker pics…cuz let’s face it…I’d love to dick her….while she rocks GQ Brasil….

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2011

15

Nov

Paige Duke is Some Sweet Home Alabama Self Shot Porn for Publicity of the DAy

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My girl at SMUT! is the best…..

She wrote:

There’s this reality/dating show on CMT called Sweet Home Alabama. They found 10 city girls and 10 country girls, and shoved them all in a little house together in Alabama so they could fight over some idiot named Tribble Reese. Why you’d want to date somebody named Tribble I’ll never know, but apparently he’s a former quarterback from Clemson or some such nonsense. Yawn!

And went onto write

One of the girls fighting for him is a former Clemson student named Paige Duke, who went on to be Miss Sprint Cup. Until she was fired for getting naked-ass naked in front of a camera for her then-boyfriend. The boyfriend (who is now an NFL player) leaked the photos, and her career as a glorified bikini model at a car show ended. Right after it happened the pictures pretty much disappeared from the internet, thanks to the tireless (and ultimately pointless) work of her lawyers.

And I love bottom feeding girls who pull the whole “they are pics I sent my bf” bullshit….when really they are pics to get more famous cuz you were once on TV and you loved the attention…

Every girl has nude pics – and I love to see them…..So here’s Paige Duke’s self shot nudes….


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2011

15

Nov

Emma Roberts in Some High School Film Class Bullshit Of the Day

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So Emma Roberts and Jenna Ushkowitz were the “muses” and I use that term very fucking loosely, in one of Tyler Shields, bullshit artist, who pretends he’s got these high concept ideas, when really he’s just using celebrity pussy to get his work out there…..cuz a short movie with fire and rain and running girls with teddy bears is the same kinda shit they made frun of in AMerican Beauty about the dude who filmed the plastic bag hovering in the air….

I’ve been in film classes, I know the scam, and this is just such drivel, a waste of fucking time,that I had no choice but to post it….cuz it is a wet bitch none the less.

To See The Tyler Shields Shoots Emma Roberts and Some Low Level Cunts in Some Pretentious Bullshit Photoshoot Pics….
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2011

15

Nov

Amanda Seyfried Boring Yet Amazing In Her Bikini Of the Day

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You know what’ I’m into…Amanda Seyfried…because even her bikini pictures that fucking suck, cuz she’s half covered up, and boring amongst boring people, doing boring things, in what is probably the least erotic way, I mean other that showing a little cleavage in what may or may not be a bikini she stole from a fat hippie…..are amazing…

Seriously, it’s like no matter what shit this bitch spews, I want in on it all the fucking time….and her nude scenes in movies are spectacular, but I guess that’s cuz she’s getting paid for that….

I should make her my bride in my religious sex cult I’ve decided it is time to start…you know since sex cults offer brides few chances to say no as they are bound in the trunk of the milk truck you’re using as a disguise when heading to your campground in the Utah hills….

If you know what I mean…..

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2011

15

Nov

Britney Spears Bikini Pictures of the Day

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I don’t know why I love the shape of Britney Spears….she’s all chubby and thick but in a good way….

I had a fight with some dude on Facebook last night about Kat Dennings or some other cunt, and her fatness…and dude was going off how she’s fat in all the right places, but really she’s just a sloppy pig who is slowing losing her neck to obesity….

While someone like Britney, carries her chubbiness firm and put together, in a way I want fuck and not in a way I want to use as a bouncy castle for the kid down the hall’s bday…

If you know what I mean, if you don’t, it is that she’s spectacular…


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2011

15

Nov

Wrong Way on the Escalator is the Viral Video of the Day

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This is funny….some fancy lady in a fancy department store wasn’t too classy when she chanelled her inner 5 year old and walked up the escalator the wrong fucking way…and almost falls on her face as she struggles at the top, all because she was probably too lazy to walk around to find the up ride….even though this looks like it took work…maybe it is cuz she missed her pilates class that day…who fucking knows…it’s just funny to watch….

Posted in:Viral Video

2011

15

Nov

stepNEWS of the Day

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Here’s some news to enlighten your ignorant mind…..you know to really make you realize that you are not the only idiot out there, but in fact there are a fucking lot of idiots, only they’ve gone to distance and got themselves on TV, while all you have done is masturbated 3 times today….weirdo

Here’s the news..

Man Buys Fully Loaded Minivan. Fully Loaded With Cocaine.
A California man bought a used minivan and upon having trouble with the windows he discovered that the 2008 minivan once used a rental car was stocked with 19 kilos of cocaine.

Jerry Sandusky Claims Innocence In Interview
Former Penn State Football coach Jerry Sandusky gave Bob Costas an exclusive interview and claimed that no improper contact or conduct took place between he and young children.

NJ Teenager Suspended Over Confederate Flag Sweatshirt
A New Jersey middle schooler Torri Albrecht was suspended when she wore a Confederate Flag sweatshirt to school upon refusing the request of officials that she take it off or turn it inside out.

Teen Claims Bullying Over ‘Osama’ Name
The family of Lake County Illinois high school student David Osama Haddad filed a lawsuit today alleging that he was bullied and attacked at Lake Central High School, and the district did nothing to help.

Young Punks Target Elderly Detroit Woman With Graffiti
They tagged her garage. When neighbors helped her paint over it, they made it worse.
http://www.redlasso.com/local/young-punks-target-elderly-detroit-woman/s

Update: Second Michigan Chuck E. Cheese Family Speaks Out
http://www.redlasso.com/featured/brawl-breaks-out-at-chuck-e-cheeses/

Cop Arrested for Shooting Cop Ex-Girlfriend
A Florida police officer fired 10 rounds at his cop ex-girlfriend and was then arrested at a pizza shop. The woman was unharmed thanks to her bulletproof vest.

University of Texas Frat Suspected of Drug Trafficking
Members of a UT Fraternity are suspected of running a drug trafficking ring.

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2011

15

Nov

A Whole Lot of Bitches at the Twilight Premiere of the Day

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It was the biggest fucking night in Hollywood….Twilight the pretend Last Episode cuz they are going to make more since it makes so much money premiere…..or what I prefer to call Porno for Tweens….cuz I tried watching the shit…all 109 year old vampire fucking a high school girl…both looking like they have aids, or a meth addiction, in some horrible acting, dialogue, shot on a digi cam with a weird green filter that makes me feel like I’m having a stroke….bullshit that makes billions….

I wasn’t invited, I never am, cuz I’m creepy and irrelevant but it turns out everyone else was…including some pussy…because like a videostore clerk offering his 16 year old neighbor some free twilight rentals if Twilight brings out the pussy.

I coulda done a post for each and every one of these bitches, but why not put it all into one like an orgy that will never happen, but in your weirdo fantasies, weirdo.

Jennifer Love Hewitt Banaged Up Looking Good from Far…and Her Tits looking ridiculous from close…I guess she’s getting the hang of getting noticed, it’s only been 2 decades of us talking about her tits, she might as well show them, despite the rest of her fat ass catching up to their disproportioned goodness….

Briana Evigan Rock Hard Tits

Genesis Rodriguez in Something Kinda See Through….

Maria Menounos Hotness

The Jenner Sisters or the new generation Kardashian Sister…designed to replace and take over so Kris Jenner’s womb has a legacy that spans different markets….staring with the pedophiles…cuz they are longer, leaner, hotter, and underage than their piggy, immigrant, trash sisters who should be shot out back like the dogs they are….

Here’s some mother daughter Heather Locklear and Ava Sambora Action…

Melissa Joan Hart the Pig Years

Cassie Scerbo’s a total slut all boxy and weird cleavaged in red….

Christian Serratos Proves Hormones in the FOod Aren’t All That Bad….except for the cancer thing….cuz they grow them titties to be nutty…

Ashley Greene Dressed Like One of those New Floral Tampons…designed to catch all blood…

Ashley Tisdale Had to Pee

Some Other Bitch Named Dania Ramirez or something spic..


It’s not a party without BLOSSOM!!

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2011

15

Nov

Leighton Meester Wedding Fetish of the Day

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I wonder if Leighton Meester likes being in wedding fetish videos today than her foot fetish videos that got her started in this acting career….cuz you know at least one person is getting off to her in this wedding dress, like at least one person got off to her in her bootleg underground foot fetish videos when she was trying to make ends meet in New York, as a daughter of a criminal just trying to get ahead…and you also know at least one person is getting off to the fact that her getting married on Gossip Girl means the end of Gossip girl…Leaving Blake Lively out of work and forced to fuck famous dudes for room and board…oh right she already is….but this isn’t about Blake Lively, who always rains on Leighton Meeter’s parade…It’s about Leighton Meester and the wedding dress, cuz some guys get off to married or engaged girls, maybe cuz it means no commitment for them, maybe cuz they like the challenge, maybe cuz they hate the institution of marriage and want to prove a point that all girls are sluts, even with a ring on it, despite the life lessons Beyonce has taught us….and while you ponder that…here are the Leighton pics…

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2011

15

Nov

Jojo’s Tits for Twitter of the Day

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Rememeber when Jojo was this hip hop thuggy popstar at 16 who everyone wanted to fuck because she was 16 and America is weird about 16 year olds like that, since they aren’t allowed to fuck them by law, making her some forbidden fruit that was forgotten her 18th birthday, forcing her to date black dudes, get fat, only to come back now, like she wasn’t damaged goods, begging for your affection for a new album by posting her pretty shitty tits to twitter….and I think her strategy may be working….cuz here I am talking about her…when I was the few who never cared for her cuz I was too busy fucking hotter 16 year olds up in canada…cuz we’re allowed to do that.

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