I wonder if Mena Suvari was ever marketed as a “babe”….did she ever get listed on Maxim’s hot list, or any other bullshit list paid for by advertisers and partner companies that get the girls in photoshoots for them…you know like if I did a top list and nominated lohan, marketed it hard, then asked her to be in a shoot for it, basically sucking up to her to get something out of her, well that’s their level of journalism…..was she ever considered hot?

Because she is so not hot….even in her Recent enough considering how dead her career topless scene in a movie called Garden of Eden

I don’t know, I don’t get it, all I see is forehead….maybe it has to do with alien infiltrating mankind to learn about them from the inside evil genius that made it happen for her….it’s gotta be that….cuz otherwise there’s no reason for it…

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Remember when Latoya Jackson did Playboy….That was interesting….

One of the first naughty movies I could jerk off to that I stole on VHS years ago was her Playboy video…She was weird looking, then, weirder looking now, and I’m even conviced she doesn’t actually exist, but that she’s just a host body for Michael to make the transition into womanhood without having anyone ask questions…you know – get the robot in Playboy, make her seem real, so people don’t question when MJ dies to live a normal life as her….

So these pics of MJ in a tight dress showing off his fake, plastic surgery tits are for you MJ fans…and believers that this is in face MJ….and all you naysayers need to be reminded of all the weirder shit dude did than make a female host body for his brain….like rape little kids by luring them in with his own petting zoo and amusment park…

Think about….

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Lisa Rinna is made of plastic….but she’s got a Great Tits probably thanks to being made of plastic…you see cuz when you’re a robot, you can’t rot like a normal 50 year old woman, you kinda just stay in tact, in some unnatural way, all big vagina lipped on her face or not….

A few years ago she did playboy naked…and I kinda liked it….so any chance I see her in skin tight clothes, that is probably made of the same technologically advanced fabric as her skin she paid for….I post the pics…weird, sure…but I get way weirder….

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I’m a big fan of Hilary Duff’s pregnancy….and I don’t know why because the concept of pregnancy before Hilary Duff wore it so well…disgusted me…you know the uterus full of new life is freaky on its own…but then imagine it’s your kid that you’re stuck with for its entire life…knowing it will end up hating you, even though you pay for it, leading a real STD worst that AIDS cuz it talks back to you….but knowing Hilary Duff’s Uterus got Stuffed by Hilary Duff’s husband…or at least by her farting it out her ass and fingering herself cuz he only does anal….just makes her better….I think the stomach just balances out her broad shoulders…carrying it well, even when that baby making vagina gets hugged by her tight pants…I mean especially when that vagina gets hugged by tight pants…

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I saw a movie called Doom Generation when I used to rent movies based on the nudity rating….and that movie did more than provide me jerk off material for what is alost two decades…but more importantly…introduced me to some of the hottest, full, nicely hanging breasts in Hollywood….

I never hate on Rose McGowan or her aging process, I just appreciate that she’s still fit and more importantly, that she still has great tit…

I don’t know what these pics are of, but as creepy as the paparazzi who took them, I’m posting them for all you weirdos who jerk off to girls walking down streets in dresses…

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Remember Hayden Panettiere…She was a teenage celebrity for a minute…you know cuz as a daughter of a cheesy plastic soap star…it was easy…but then she turned 18 and lost her appeal cuz America is filled with perverts who only like a midget, troll, thick shoulded strong woman when she’s underage….well now she’s trying to seduce by posting lesbian pictures of herself in the pool with another bitch, you know something you’d find on a college spring break, only she totally missed the fucking mark…because there’s nothing erotic about two underwater bitches, unless the pic is from underwater, letting us see their fucking bodies in flight….not that Hayden’s all that graceful, and it wouldn’t be like watching a romantic erotic performance art piece I can jerk off to …an underwater ballet, but more of a clunky piece of shit who has a vagina big enough to handle 7 foot tall dude penis….but it’d be better than this…..

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The highlight of Maria Menounos is when she flashed the world her vagina thanks to a loose bikini and a wave…..

But her tight dress on set of the shitty show she works on, talking about celebrity bullshit, with celebrities, in what is clearly an ad paid for by the celebrities, to fill the heads of middle america with celebrity bullshit they think they need to care about, to distract from real life issues, and real life conversation…..it’s population control…don’t buy into it….

Oh right, I have a celebrity site…shit…I fuck everything up….unfortunately I don’t get to fuck Maria Menounos up…the ass…that greek goddess who I know loves anal cuz every greek girl I know loves anal…..but these pics are good enough for now…

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The site should be back and working better than ever…yesterday was spent uploading posts that no one could see or read which was something I am used to since no one reads anything I post….but that doesn’t depress me…I actually hate most people because they are idiots….so hanging out with myself prevents serious anger issues….good times.

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